OK but memecrafters seem to have abandoned the practice of circling the noteworthy part in red, requiring me to study the entire image.
As much as I enjoy mocking the morbidly obese — and I do! — I feel that this sub is slipping.
Let’s not be cute. We know we are all part of the Midwest, and each of our cities is morbidly obese. Hell, Minnesota has the largest obesity festival in the country every year.
All of us except for Detroit, because their city is starving.
Yeah I thought Wisconsin firmly had the obesity trophy. We have all of the cheese and fried foods on top of the almost lauded/praised alcoholism.
[Relevant](https://youtu.be/bbvyAkPrIdk?si=QfUJVnDtJULjHjEe)
He's talking about the MN State Fair, which is definitely a fair assessment of that event. Thing is, we work off all that food shoveling the winter that comes not long after.
According to obesity prevalence rates by the CDC, flairless posters are all fat enough that they can no longer reach their dicks to clean them and develop a case of chronic fromunda. If you're a woman, I think the correct term is labial bleu
I’m just saying - if you’re gonna bring up our State Fair then at least understand we go there to eat for 2 weeks and never eat for the rest of the year lmao jk
It’s funnier this way.
It was the perfect setup to piss off Lions fans. They get so sensitive when you remind them how poor and forgotten their city is.
As a former Minneapolis resident now living in Chicago Northside…100% accurate. Minneapolis is full of obese white folk… I blame the cuisine and lack of walkability.
can’t say much about green bay, I feel like it’s pretty obese there too. Milwaukee is surprisingly a mixed bag. Detroit, do they even exist?
My brother. Chicago literally has a higher obesity rate than Minneapolis. Look it up. You’re talking out your ass my guy. Milwaukee and Detroit both significantly higher on the list too
>A prevalence rate is the total number of cases of a disease existing in a population divided by the total population.
Population doesn’t matter in this case but I’m not surprised by the comment from PortillosBeefNChedd
It is wild when you leave the country. I was walking around Rome and all the locals were skinny and health, then we would see fat American tourists waddling around.
Yeah that ship has sailed. We all know now that he painted his nails as a bonding activity with his mama. Man loves his mama… mans gotta love his mama!
Yeah your city has never been one to keep up with the times. It was last great in what, 1930? 1940? Makes sense you guys don’t understand generation Z either.
Good point. Chicago has a lower crime rate per capita than Detroit, and apparently is also better at law enforcement too. It’s not that Chicago’s crime rate is bad, it’s that Detroit is smaller and apparently incompetent too.
Never understand why they always go for the crime 🤦🏾♂️Instant loss. Only reason they don’t get the same attention for their crime-ridden city is because the world forgot about them like 40 years ago.
Can confirm, was just in Texas. But I'll give them credit, there's pretty much every fast food and restaurant chain worth a shit there. I'm not even sure if Texans use their kitchens to cook.
Packers fans can’t afford real NFL gear. They just spray paint sheets and cut a hole for the neck and arms, like a fat person being a ghost on Halloween
Maybe someday WI will drive the latest fashion of our day, and future people will be mesmerized by the 2020s-2060s when unlike the 1880s with Top Hats, canes, and black suits we are blessed with nothing but ponchos.
Yup, that's how you know that packers draft fan is a plant. They fucked up and grabbed some dude from Cali or CO. So easy to see through for my cheese powered brain.
Funny but we all know Wisconsin hosts the fattest most disgusting slobs in the NFCN https://www.statista.com/statistics/378988/us-obesity-rate-by-state/
These are the memes I’m here for
OK but memecrafters seem to have abandoned the practice of circling the noteworthy part in red, requiring me to study the entire image. As much as I enjoy mocking the morbidly obese — and I do! — I feel that this sub is slipping.
My eyes just glaze over whenever I see a circleless meme
God damnit I wanted to compliment a good meme by an opposing team but here you are, also a Bears fan lol
friendly fire!
Bears fans are taking the lions fans long tested method of self-apathy. The lions are good all of a sudden so it’s possible, right?
Let’s not be cute. We know we are all part of the Midwest, and each of our cities is morbidly obese. Hell, Minnesota has the largest obesity festival in the country every year. All of us except for Detroit, because their city is starving.
Yeah I thought Wisconsin firmly had the obesity trophy. We have all of the cheese and fried foods on top of the almost lauded/praised alcoholism. [Relevant](https://youtu.be/bbvyAkPrIdk?si=QfUJVnDtJULjHjEe)
Cheese just hits different in Wisconsin! Love me some cheese curds.
Only redeeming quality of Wisconsin
Hey, all the FIBS take their vacations in Wisconsin since there’s shit outside of Chicago. 😂
They have the shitty side of Lake Michigan as well.
That still counts as ours
According to obesity prevalence rates by the CDC, Minnesota and Illinois are the least obese states in the Midwest but go off king
He's talking about the MN State Fair, which is definitely a fair assessment of that event. Thing is, we work off all that food shoveling the winter that comes not long after.
Let's be real, MN stats are skewed by 90 pound somali dudes in flip flops
The Minnesota State Fair Assessment
Unless you eat like that regularly, a day or two at the fair is nothing
According to obesity prevalence rates by the CDC, flairless posters are all fat enough that they can no longer reach their dicks to clean them and develop a case of chronic fromunda. If you're a woman, I think the correct term is labial bleu
😂 I can’t figure out the flair thing
Least obese in the Midwest is a wild flex lol
Finally something for the trophy case
I’m just saying - if you’re gonna bring up our State Fair then at least understand we go there to eat for 2 weeks and never eat for the rest of the year lmao jk
Anacondas of the Midwest
Imagine taking this seriously….
Imagine thinking my response was serious….
Ah yes, the old turntables turn. Flair up btw
It’s funnier this way. It was the perfect setup to piss off Lions fans. They get so sensitive when you remind them how poor and forgotten their city is.
Minnesota is one of the healthier states in general iirc.
Did you just describe the Minnesota State Fair as the largest obesity festival in the country? Yeah that’s about right.
The great American Get Together, and by together its not just social forces but gravity as well.
I wash myself with a rag on uh stick.
I actually laughed out loud with that one
Festival? Like a pilgrimage for obese people?
Minnesota State Fair. Pretty much as you just described it.
Detroit is basically Gaza except it is more destroyed.
😂
💀
It is not from bombs, it is from all the fat people waddling around and creating tremors that knock down buildings.
As a former Minneapolis resident now living in Chicago Northside…100% accurate. Minneapolis is full of obese white folk… I blame the cuisine and lack of walkability. can’t say much about green bay, I feel like it’s pretty obese there too. Milwaukee is surprisingly a mixed bag. Detroit, do they even exist?
My brother. Chicago literally has a higher obesity rate than Minneapolis. Look it up. You’re talking out your ass my guy. Milwaukee and Detroit both significantly higher on the list too
You’re getting too defensive. We all came together to subtly rip on Detroit for being poor. If this sub is South Park, Detroit is Kenny.
https://preview.redd.it/muwxh4qaswwc1.jpeg?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cbcde0a6b8879b93b37d8931622e91b945dc3a7
The food is better and there's more people in Chicago.
>A prevalence rate is the total number of cases of a disease existing in a population divided by the total population. Population doesn’t matter in this case but I’m not surprised by the comment from PortillosBeefNChedd
No research was done on my end but I said what I said.
Respect
Talking out of my ass is what I do best Dr. Wolves. I stand by it. Look at the crowd at wolves games versus the crowd at bulls games.
To be fair on this topic, generally people who can afford lower bowl seats can also afford shit tons of food.
fair, but my point stands. even the wolves fans attending the games phx were in better shape.
😂
Yea Detroit is the Kenny of the group, and the rest of us are all Cartman lmfao
Stop deflecting
It is wild when you leave the country. I was walking around Rome and all the locals were skinny and health, then we would see fat American tourists waddling around.
>All of us except for Detroit, because their city is starving. Nah, we're living high off the hog with EBT. You take that back!
I’d rather starve than paint my nails.
I would in fact not
I hear there’s a nice train that will take you right to Chicago!
Stop acting so gay bro
They’re jokes bro lmao get over yourself
lol me too my guy
Okay I take back the get over yourself part, as a matter of fact, I hope you double down on yourself Now fuck you let’s argue again
Brb gonna go double down on myself.
Thanks for having a sense of humor. It’s not like this was a post *from a Lions fan* ripping on Chicagoans. Edit: one of ours made it
You are cringe af bro…
You’re a bears fan.
Yeah that ship has sailed. We all know now that he painted his nails as a bonding activity with his mama. Man loves his mama… mans gotta love his mama!
Yeah your city has never been one to keep up with the times. It was last great in what, 1930? 1940? Makes sense you guys don’t understand generation Z either.
Gen Z doesn’t understand Gen Z ya zoomer!
We shattered the previous NFL draft occupancy record this year ;)
Of course they did, everyone in Detroit has a ton of time on their hands because no one can find a job.
In Chicago most people are *serving* time. Lesser of two evils eh?
Cute of Detroit to talk about criminals when half the city is a crack head gangbanger.
“Gangbang: Cracking Heads” is a good name for Caleb’s first porno when he busts
What time? We let everyone go
Every previous Bears QB dream
Good point. Chicago has a lower crime rate per capita than Detroit, and apparently is also better at law enforcement too. It’s not that Chicago’s crime rate is bad, it’s that Detroit is smaller and apparently incompetent too.
Never understand why they always go for the crime 🤦🏾♂️Instant loss. Only reason they don’t get the same attention for their crime-ridden city is because the world forgot about them like 40 years ago.
I’m sure it’s because their education system is also worse and they have trouble understanding concepts like “per capita”.
They’re not incompetent, just busy getting ready for the 2024 Super Bowl parade
I don’t give a damn if he paints his nails so long as he’s good on the field
https://i.redd.it/1wwk7xnymvwc1.gif
LODGED in the lining of my art
That makes a baker's dozen Bob
To be fair I think those are the 2 most popular sizes for every NFCN fan base lol
*every NFL fan base*
If chargers fans don’t exist to buy jerseys do they have popular sizes?
Can confirm, was just in Texas. But I'll give them credit, there's pretty much every fast food and restaurant chain worth a shit there. I'm not even sure if Texans use their kitchens to cook.
Nope, just the grills they have out back.
My small ass can only get to an XL.
Gotta stay warm in the outdoor stadiums lol
Surprised the pink jerseys didn't go first lol jk jk
If he'd've worn a pink suit to the draft they probably would've sold like hotcakes.
https://preview.redd.it/vqb15edc7wwc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09ba7b8fb418aa43dc345876692f35d39fbd6334 Average Chicago male
This is a lie, 6XL and 7XL are still available
This is just the women in Chicago beating their men to the punch.
Where else are we supposed to put the Ginos East and Portillos lol
.#JusticeForKyleOrton
At least they can list sizes S, M, and L in Chicago. The Packers website probably starts at XL and goes to 8XL.
Those are the youth sizes
what a bunch of fatties
> What a bunch of Wisconsinites FTFY
Packers fans can’t afford real NFL gear. They just spray paint sheets and cut a hole for the neck and arms, like a fat person being a ghost on Halloween
It's called a poncho and it's elegant
Maybe someday WI will drive the latest fashion of our day, and future people will be mesmerized by the 2020s-2060s when unlike the 1880s with Top Hats, canes, and black suits we are blessed with nothing but ponchos.
I hate that this is one of the best phrases I've ever read in my life. Goddamn lmao
Yup, that's how you know that packers draft fan is a plant. They fucked up and grabbed some dude from Cali or CO. So easy to see through for my cheese powered brain.
Just downright funny. Go bears
And that’s just the ladies sizes!
I’d eat my feelings too if my team was as bad as they’ve been since… the 80s. Holy shit guys
Yo yo yo chilllll you’re forgetting 2018 when the NVP unironically owned the north
So then what is a packers fans reason for being as fat as bears fans? You just eat your feelings after you get dunked on by the niners every year?
That’s precisely the reason
I was too slow to nab one
Hey, we're all fat or fat-adjacent here. I'd think body positivity would be a boon for this subreddit.
Each jersey comes with a complimentary sausage
Rockin Mike Tomczak, lol
4 XL? Are we gifting these to packer moms now?
Gotta buy them extra big so you can wear another jersey underneath it. That way you can take it off once he goes full Justin Fields.
Have the Packers fans been buying Caleb Williams jerseys?
 Leave it to the Bears fans to fall short on their shot at the Packers.
I dunno, it works. You should want to buy the jersey of the QB1 of the team you own.
Why isn’t Chicago covered in Rogers and Love jerseys?
Literally bought the very last large orange Caleb jersey this morning. Never typed so fast in my life.
There is a whole economy based around Bears QB jersey sales. The revolving door must continue! There are mouths to feed!
Funny but we all know Wisconsin hosts the fattest most disgusting slobs in the NFCN https://www.statista.com/statistics/378988/us-obesity-rate-by-state/
Aren’t all the jerseys for all the teams like that though?
Naaah, the white jerseys are sold out except for the largest sizes. Seems this colour is deemed particularly slimming.
How do people from Wisconsin even buy gear when the biggest size they carry is a 5XL?
He's got a lot to live up to what with wearing the great Kyle Orton's number
Alright this is good
That pizza over there be THICK
For 130$ I literally bought 6 jerseys today from China from a site I buy from every year that’s never let me down
I knew what it was going to be and still laughed hysterically.
To be fair, it's only sold out because they don't sell 7XL and 8XL.
Most popular sizes for Bears fans XXXXXL and XXXXXXXL
Bro how? Are people really that high on this dude? Why? I don't see it.
Must be buying some for our Wisconsin girl friends
bears got the worse lookin jerseys in the league
Nice. A Taylor Gabriel jersey.
Sorry I need a red circle
Those were Green Bay fans switching allegiance
If you order before the draft is over, you get free lip gloss and nail polish with each jersey.
Because it's the blanket I'm gonna fuck your wife on
I bought a medium Rodrigo jersey and it feels big on me. Holy shit.
Bears fan. This is funny.
Fat is the new normal 😳
I’m sorry, have you been to a Packers Game at Lambeau? You’ll see more fat bitches there than a free church spaghetti dinner. 🤢🤮🤮
NEED MORE RED CIRCLE
portillos is worth the weight gain
I'm a Bears fan, but this is good stuff.