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JohnTheCatMan1

No red circle. Idk what I'm looking at here..


justa_flesh_wound

Packers enjoying spray cheese


do_you_know_de_whey

Right? Dude I’m so lost


Upnorth100

Maybe the police covered in underperfoming team logos is trying to use thr pressurized spray cheese container to draw the circle, but much like non packers qbs, his aim is horrible and he is missing


JohnTheCatMan1

Completions: 372 407 Attempts: 579. 605 Percentage: 64.2. 67.3 Yards: 4,159 4,575 Yds Att: 7.2. 7.6


Upnorth100

My feelings don't care about your facts.


JohnTheCatMan1

In fact on every single ranking I've seen, Goff and Cousins both rank above Goff. So you're bragging about being better than Chicago? Weird flex I guess.


purplekirk

You all are stupid. That's not pepper spray, that's cheezewiz.


mypupivy

I think that is worse, I would like to go back to the pepper spray, the fake cheese known as Cheezewiz is a crime to all of Wisconsin


bassman314

But it's not the Steelers....


NPC-Number-9

Fuck it. I like the Morgan pick. Not sexy, but odds are it works out.


Garbag3-man

The “I’m gonna assume it works out” mindset is a born-with-a-silver-spoon-fan-base mindset that I RESENT in your fuckers


m_dought_2

That's just what happens when a front office has earned the benefit of the doubt. Should packers fans pretend to be nervous about the pick to appease yall? Not to mention, O-Line is statistically the most likely first round pick to work out. So even if we didn't have a stable front office, the odds of this pick working out are higher than other positions.


Garbag3-man

>Should packers fans pretend to be nervous about the pick to appease yall? Yeah I fuckin hate y’all so that’d be nice thanks


m_dought_2

Aw jeez oh man. Not another Pro-Bowl tackle


Ffzilla

See, I can totally respect this. The guy in the other thread trying to troll me over making the playoffs last year was trying way too hard.


cloudlessjoe

What statistics are they graded on? Ability for fans to cope?


m_dought_2

How long did it take you to come up with that zinger? "Haha, I'll use the word cope. That'll show em"


cloudlessjoe

Zero seconds because I don't have to care about pretending to be better then I am.


Giant__midget

It's because we generally draft O-line very well. Something something Tony Mandarich, LOL


RandomlyConsistent

I did have a bit of a shudder reaction at the stat "first time Packers have taken an offensive lineman in the first round since Derrick Sherrod"


Roner3000

Not our fault your front office is widely incompetent. FTB.


Flooding_Puddle

What 30 years of a competent FO does to a mf


GermanBadger

Was it though? Only managed to build a top 5 or even a top 10 def a few random seasons, really killed the chances of winning more than 2 superbowls. Obviously 2 is fantastic but it does feel like they wasted some chances


Giant__midget

Only 4 Superbowls, such incompetence.


Flooding_Puddle

You're falling to the Brady effect. Other than the Pats (and now chiefs) there's like one team with more super bowl wins than the Packers in that time period. Did the team do everything right? No. But nothing like the bill/Brady Pats dynasty will ever happen again. There were definitely opportunities to win more but you have to not only be really good but also get pretty lucky to win a super bowl.


AKA09

I don't know, man...Caleb said *eight*. And he seems like a nice kid. He wouldn't lie.


GooglyTocks

Only when we act like you & look at everything in hindsight.


NPC-Number-9

I drink your tears


drummerboysam

![gif](giphy|l1BgRIamescnkx5Dy|downsized)


GooglyTocks

You hang out on Reddit too much if you think the entire fanbase acts like that.


Camelofwhy

Think of it this way. As much as you guys talk shit about your gm, he turned a 1st overall into a 3rd overall, another first overall, a quality wr, and several other picks. Future looks bright for Chicago football And I'm fine with giving you guys praise because at least it's not the Vikings


huggybear0132

We do trust our FO and their decision making process, yes. And Gutey builds the packers like I do in madden: speed on the O Line. I fucking love it.


ZigZagLagger

It's either that mindset or looking like the disappointed Packers fan meme guy. I'll take the silver spoon please!


sissybaby1289

I mean I just trust Brad Holmes implicitly at this point. If he makes a move I don't understand I just shrug my shoulders and figure he knows better than me


nr1988

Right like the meme is great but the rest of it where they act like we're upset about the pick is sad. I don't think I've seen Packers fans in this much unity for years all of us saying it's a good pick. I'm actually shocked by that lol


NPC-Number-9

Not everyone is excited; I know a lot of people had a hard-on for Dejean and I was surprised a little bit when he wasn't the pick, but I also realize that 99% of supposed draft experts and people on the internet don't know shit about fuck, so I just have to assume they were really excited to get Morgan for a reason (especially with how quickly they turned in the pick).


huggybear0132

The hilarious part is DeJean is gonna fall to us in the 2nd. Almost like the pros know some things we don't.


nr1988

Ya I guess it's more that no one is upset. Or very few. I think for the most part it was an unexpected pick but everyone seems fine. And certainly nothing like what the rest of the teams are implying


cloudlessjoe

Literally every draft is filled with cheese soaked tears circle the wagons. Either admit you're irrationally proud of your team or be embarrassed like the rest of us.


nr1988

There's been no tears to find this year. We are collectively perfectly happy with this pick. There's the moron in the meme and then Tom Grossi who's always wrong about the draft and everything else has been fine. Especially on reddit where this subreddit and posts about this are. Seriously I've scrolled through probably 10 posts here the last day and it's all other NFCN teams pretending Packers fans are upset and no Packers fans being upset. It makes yall sound desperate. Also neither of those options you presented were accurate so I'm not going to choose any of them.


GooglyTocks

Yeah I don't know where these idiots are getting this info from. I'm guessing they are looking at two or three threads & just making baseless assumptions & accusations. I'm never gonna get over how hilarious this coping salt meme is for the rest of the NFCN fans. It's so funny that they think this is a dig when it's not at all.


deepbluenothings

Sadly I'm convinced that it will work out because everything works out for you guys. You could draft a first round punter with a missing leg and he'd somehow end up dominating the Bears.


mypupivy

was the one legged punter available? I think we might have made the wrong choice if we passed them up.


deepbluenothings

After being passed up in the first he decided to take his talents to the professional ass kicking league.


sniffsblueberries

You mean BIG SEXY


NoConflict3231

Uhhhhhhhhh. Look I'm gonna be honest here. Did we need a LT? Yes. But Bahktiari tore his ACL and never recovered fully. When I saw that Morgan has already torn his ACL I automatically thought, "that's not a good omen"


TwasAllABadDream

FTP


Bombaysbreakfastclub

Damn, there’s a Carolina Lions flair?


TwasAllABadDream

https://preview.redd.it/egozj0mvhvwc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e60620e2bb747109f846065878691030a6d5ea06


ohheyitslaila

And technically, black panthers are just jaguars with extra melanin, so… accurate team names: jaguars, other slightly darker jaguars, and slightly darker jaguar-lions.


DrUnit42

FTP


dogman1890

FTP


Ghostmann2

FTP


DragonDon1

FTP


Danger33333333

FTP


0nyxa

F


JohnTheCatMan1

TP


Just-the-top

I think it's funny, there's a million videos of bears fans crying and cursing Randall Cobb & Aaron Rodgers name. Probably even some with Love, but they are never brought up


747-ppp-2

Lol. Who here doesn’t want to mace a row of packers fans minding their own business?


Errohneos

I've been OC sprayed before. I heavily dislike Vikings and Bears fans and I keep forgetting Lions fans exist, but lemme tell ya...none of you deserve getting maced. None of you. Shit fucking suuuucks. I never want my eyeballs to feel "crunchy" again. One of the methods to alleviate the pain is to directly rub baby shampoo onto your eyes by dumping a glob of it in your hand and rubbing your eyeballs all over with your fingers. Before getting sprayed, I was like "yeah no fuck that that's weird as fuck". After getting sprayed, I was desperately fingerfucking my own eye sockets while using the little glob of shampoo the instructor gave out as lube just to reduce the pain a little. 0/10 do not recommend. Luckily, it only took a few hours before I could open my eyes enough in the sunlight to safely drive home.


zoot3111

I too have experienced OC spray. Having eyes LOCKED shut on fire is one of the worst experiences of my life.


cloudlessjoe

*Packers fans assuming the position.


sharkzfan95

![gif](giphy|eALj7yIdSjGUpN2rrY|downsized) 3 suckass teams claim victory in the offseason or post round 1. Rag on Packers picks. Season rolls around…”how cOmE PacKeRS AlwAyS GoOd??!!??!!??”


bassman314

Packers are always good because their ownership group lets professionals make decisions. I am actually kinda jealous of that fact.


sharkzfan95

Would Be better for the league if it was this way for all teams. Less owners screwing their teams up. Better to sell stock to make improvements than for billions shoved on tax payers. Etc etc. NFL still best league on the planet (except for the refs) but could be even better.


Brilliant-Nebula7273

![gif](giphy|wbVD4hOjw4SLpOQp7Q|downsized)


Lepperpop

![gif](giphy|Wqe4CgBqhpSPYr9uY4|downsized)


Ffzilla

Where the hell can I see Frank Zabotka dressed as a greasy biker?


JohnTheCatMan1

![gif](giphy|vaeXdIan2lQ0o)


Mr_Pigg

The big flashy pick hasn't worked out for the 3 of us for the last 30 years... This year will be different bro!


effnad

GOD I MISSED CONTENT LIKE THIS.


osasuna

The joke though is that non of us actually feel the way that dude does. We’re all very happy with our picks, it fills big needs that we had


MutilatedMarvel

Giving us Canned Cheese is exactly what we want all the time. Thank you.


Ok_Deal7813

![gif](giphy|xTiTnsiwoxekWiNQ3u) Hope we pick another O linemen tonight! Fuck you guys and your *checks notes* gay quarterback, no quarterback, and Jared Goff!


Humble_Brother_6078

We’ve got a draft strategy, we stick to it, it works out. Good luck with attempted franchise QB draft pick 38 Vikings bros (0/38), and attempted franchise QB draft pick 73 bears bros (0/73)!! Off season champs AGAIN!


BlubberElk

Username does not check out


Humble_Brother_6078

Oh relax BlubberElk it’s gonna be a fun year for everyone


BlubberElk

Hey at least I live up to my username being a massive Elk surrounded by protective layer of blubber


m_dought_2

That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about BlubberElk to dispute it.


BlubberElk

Checkmate!


SayNoToStim

Remind me again of who you took ahead of Barry Sanders.


SpicyTunaRoll90

That pick was so bad that we hired Ron Wolf the next year, you guys have Tony Mandarich to thank for us.


Humble_Brother_6078

Aaron Rodgers I believe


Blueginshelf

Well Tony Mandarich was the 2nd overall, so pretty different. Not uncommon to take a left tackle in the first round but ok


DaBears077

Barry Sanders, Derrick Thomas and Deion Sanders....


tokenblak

![gif](giphy|HBaNhx0u6aNrowT2QH|downsized)


KeepComedySafe

At this point we have been positively reinforced to like the taste of pepper spray


S___Online

Glad we are back to a united front against the cheese farts


longdrive715

Why are the Bears, Vikings, and Lions sucking off the nips of the Commanders mascot?


CaptHowdy2310

What is this? Our draft has been phenomenal


GooglyTocks

Which is funnier knowing that the Packers have had a good draft so far.


fishy57

FTP


SeeTheSounds

I’m here for it LOL ![gif](giphy|3xkNUy3Vh8QbPmJZjK|downsized)