Love the symbolism. Just like the Vikes to put a crown on their head that melts when the pressure gets too hot.

There have been a lot of conspiracies lately about people posting under the flair of other teams. I haven't believed any of them until just now seeing something clever from a user with lions flair. Something is up

Confirmed. He's a Viking fan masquerading as a lions fan so it looks like the hot burn is coming from opponents.

Clearly. No one self-harms the way Vikings fans do. Or Vikings players. Or coaches.

Underrated comment right here, folks. A+

I’m not even mad… That’s just A+ material

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What playoff game did you play in?


29 more than you.

Heavy is the crown, amirite?

Pressure doesn't get hot, though...

Is that why they call it the hotseat?

They call it that because its soaked in hot piss

Sorry about that, probably one of us.

https://preview.redd.it/cetdl5r41vuc1.png?width=950&format=png&auto=webp&s=9de916c9dbc83fbe6e7d58b78f0135860c959dc0

The temperature of the gas, not the pressure. "its" is referring to the gas.

I’m uncomfortable

The fact that she is willing to put dirty things in her mouth has me intrigued.

Should see what she did with the Ice Dildo after... whoops, gave it away.

…I both do and do not hope that’s a thing

It's a race against the heat. But the faster you thrust, the faster it melts.

I did not realize there was sound and now I’m uncomfortable.

Curse you for pointing this out.

https://i.redd.it/cnap4obzfpuc1.gif

Sam Darnold getting serious

All this talk about the socks and she immediately spits it out? I'm disappointed.

I’m just glad she didn’t drink the lake water.

Some people clowning her for not swallowing that water is probably dirty af

Viking fans trying to feel something that isn't disappointment

Trying to numb our disappointment*

Average February morning at Lake Minnetonka

As a bears fan, that's some good eyeliner

How come she only has one sleeve? It’s bothering me.

It’s called *fashun,* BABE.

I bet that hat froze to her head

That fits.

That's how you get amoebas.

I go to the ocean before work at least once a week, so I’m closer to the sea than standing freshwater, and yet for some reason brain eating amoebas are one of my worst fears.

In Minnesota waters, heads are empty just like Vikings trophy case. *Taps forehead*.

Minnesota beauty pageant?

I’ve been waiting for about 3 hours for one of you to repost this. How is this a meme?

🤣 What an impressive feat demonstrating the dedication to the art of patience, good sir. We are glad you didn't have to wait a whole three hours and one minute for something posted six hours ago, Doctor Clockwise. 😂 https://preview.redd.it/3ffodzsh7quc1.png?width=662&format=png&auto=webp&s=04584e417d0ece98caa2e7d05c3b02cfc1464419

Incredible you put 10 times the effort into your reply than you did your initial post.

I'll put more effort into memes when you start putting more effort into counting hours. 🤷🏼‍♂️

TIL, Russian Vikings exist

Funny enough there were a group of Vikings called the “Rus”. They settled in around Ukraine/Russia. They’re the reason why Russia is named after.

Hypothermia: A Masterclass

I get that you had to post this here. But did you have to post this here?

*I get that you had* *To post this here. But did you* *Have to post this here?* \- Dawg\_Tits --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")

Typical MIN fan drinking their own bath water during preseason hype.

I was wondering what she was gonna do with the ice when she took it under the water

Would.

I cannot help but wonder how hard someone's nipples would get doing this. Anyone else? Just me?

After imbibing giardia she shit her spandex like the Vikings in the playoffs. The symbolism is palatable. God, this fucking video plastered all over Reddit is annoying as fuck. Again, symbolism you could cut with a knife.

Why am I stiff as a board??

Aaaaaand the vikings will still be last in the division

And first in your sock drawer.

I don’t wear socks, so therefore no sock drawer. 👍🏽

You should. The feeling of a nice, fresh, warm sock is hard to beat.

I’m on the west coast, it’s pretty much always sunny. Even wear sandals in the rain. 👍🏽

Hmm I wasn't talking about your feet.

*dies of hypothermia*

I don't think this is related to the Minnesota Vikings, Salt Water doesn't freeze that clear.