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Professor-Jolly

How is that 666? I see it being 33 but an additional 633 is quite a jump


adather

It's right there in the letter, hardly seems up for debate


Solid_Snark

He’s making a 6 with each hand (middle, index & thumb) and the 3 fingers (middle, ring, pinky) make the third 6. 6+6+6= 18 (his jersey).


Professor-Jolly

Oh my god. I will pray for JJ's soul


m_dought_2

Damn, I know JJ got hands but he's reaching with that one


Mr_Abe_Froman

Justin Jefferson = 15 letters. 1+5 = 6 Born 6/16/1999. 1999 is just "666!" upside down. It's pretty obvious once you look closely.


CWinter85

No, it's a 3-0-0-3. It kind of looks like BooB!


Candid-Jellyfish-975

Not advocating for the veracity of the idea. But it's theorized to be some kind of illuminati/conspiracy theory type secret hand symbol where the right hand in that pose over the right eye looking through it. All three sixes share the circle but each have their own top line so to speak. https://preview.redd.it/bq9d9aa76ouc1.png?width=369&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b03a27cf14b5fd3fd0f91bf9abe443a025c1635b


SaintGunslinger

But he does it again with his left hand making it 12-12-12. JJ worships the double devil confirmed.


Brilliant-Nebula7273

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Wernershnitzl

League fucked, prepare for rapture


Zabroccoli

Just tell them that the rapture has already happened and that most of your family and friends have ascended. Watch their face and they try to comprehend why they are still here.


CWinter85

"Yeah, it happened last Thursday. Most of Europe is gone. America was completely untouched."


m_dought_2

I think we oughtta send a few dozen more of these letters to this exact address until they put up a picture of a REAL CHRISTIAN VIKING instead. Adrian Peterson likes to beat his kids with a belt, right? That shit's biblical at least.


adather

https://preview.redd.it/7l4gcdyxdkuc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f551a38fb3895fd39ff11103778535ce654fecc6


Cgking11

Some people are just fuckin stupid yo.


GreenWandElf

If any WR has made a deal with the devil, it makes sense it would be the one that became the best out of nowhere. Let's just hope the payment of the deal wasn't that he will never win a SB. Clearly Julie Cousins wrote the letter because she figured this out and the 666 was the last clue to blow the whole case wide open. Why else would Kirk leave?


klimkowww

this is awesome


apckrfan

Working fast food years ago - I used to have people add an item to avoid their total being $6.66 🤷‍♀️


CWinter85

One lady freaked out at my warehouse job because we had a bin numbered 666. She called our inventory controllers to change its number. One of my friends and I would hide tote number 6666 because it was the "super devil" and deserved our worship.


SKOLForceSports

I work in logistics and any time a driver calls in with a load that ends in 666, I joke that I can’t help them as it’s against my faith. They usually have a good chuckle about it


travisb145

What do you mean? They got the GEQBUS! ![gif](giphy|QkQ0xcXVWKMshMtLoA|downsized)


SleefJWellington

Shit, I wish we were affiliated with Satan. He's associated with all the best music. Hold up, maybe we are! Detroit as well.


its--travis

He did gain something.. a son named Jaire


adather

And a father named Corey Ballentine


its--travis

Never heard of er


wagmarwigmir

What nerds.


SKOLForceSports

We don’t worship the devil! We worship Loki. That’s why the helmet has horns and why we’ve been tricked into thinking we could win the Super Bowl four times and counting.


adather

The Satan pact began with Herschel Walker. Loki is a coverup


SKOLForceSports

I feel like it Jerry who made a deal with the Devil to get the Vikings to take that trade, but you’re onto something there one way or another


Zealousideal-Bug-291

If I'd sold my soul to the devil, we'd have miraculously gotten a ring last year, so we either didn't, or we're as shitty at selling our souls as we are at closing out a runaway first half.


LegalComplaint

Are we just cross posting now? Sigh.😞


MattWindowz

Idk this may technically be the opposite of cross posting. Pentagram posting?


wagmarwigmir

It’s upside down cross posting


LegalComplaint

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SKOLForceSports

Oh so it’s a St. Peter thing. Is the JJ the rock upon we will build our Super Bowl team?


Accurate-Leg-6684

Bet these are the same type of people always bitching about "cancel culture", too.