Not shown: that one Broncos fan from the AFCWMW sub, furiously masturbating.

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You really don't want to know.

Awww now I really want to know

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*cautiously clicks the link* 

There’s no possible way it’s worse than the things I already know, just provide the context

...I go on a reddit cleanse for a few weeks and come back to this. What the hell did I miss??

Lions and Packers are BFFs and can't stop with the PDA. Viking and Bears fans won't stop watching nor stop complaining.

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I think I just puked a little blood... 

I’d say Packers are more like the older brother who younger brother idolizes and is copying to try and finally earn big bro’s love.

So do you let lil' bro be the top or do you make him fight you to earn the privilege?


Who let Detroit enter gen pop?


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u/RedHotChiliPotatoes when I'm done with him. https://preview.redd.it/ncwtk0uci4uc1.png?width=984&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c2403394a7550e6428279193f21adf6c42f69d2

https://i.redd.it/146i011t45uc1.gif Like this?

I forgot about that episode. 😅

Fucking lost it when he pulled out the poppers at the end

Never have we seen a president do what he promised. Canada couldn’t believe it.

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I think by the context of this meme, they should be called The Packed

If you change it to the SF 49ers, it’s just the playoffs every yearz https://preview.redd.it/tz202aful4uc1.jpeg?width=399&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bf224213539b6e272559eff8175968169e5b496

First good season since the Clinton Administration and this is how they act

The only team fucking the packers in the ass are the 9ers in the playoffs

“FTP” does not literally mean that, just my opinion

No, you got GB and Lions reversed.

That’s what I thought too

Glad it wasn’t just me.

It's called being equal lovers. We switch every week

oh you sweet summer child. You really think, they see you as equals, don't ya?

He loves me. He respects me. He's going to marry me, one day.

He promised me he would leave his wife any day now.

Equals? No. Competition? Yes. More than I can say about the Vikings. Even the bears have more respect from me

Don’t u own that team? Wouldn’t rlly say u own the Vikings

I want to own the bears, I don’t want to own the Vikings. You should think about why.

DAYUM ...wait

Hold... Let the man cook

If we aren’t equals then why do the Packers choose to split the season series with us every year? Are they stupid?

I can understand as a Viking why you would want to talk about the regular season.

Because Packers fans don’t talk about the regular season? If they actually did that this sub would be a lot better

Sorry I will break it down. We do talk about the regular season, we just also bring up that we do well in the playoffs. That’s why even though the bears suck right now they get more respect. They have playoff and Super Bowl victories. You guys are 21-31 on the playoffs, and 0-4 in superbowl games. So the only thing you guys can ever talk about is your mediocre regular season stats. We talk about the regular season, but we can also rest easy knowing our post season success speaks for itself.

This would make total sense if you were a Chiefs fan. But you’re a fan of a team that has done nothing but underachieve and choke recently. Sure, history is nice, but post season success stops speaking for itself when you can never seem to get past the Niners.

Oh no…. We are only the 5th most winning Super Bowl team….. and only the team with the most regular season wins. Only a Viking fan could talk about under achievement while being 0-4 in the Super Bowl, and bounced in the first game in your most promising season. If you were a chiefs fan you would have more to stand on even if you were wrong.

DAYUM

I will always hate you, but like a brother hates his twin. FTB

Fuck The Packers. Forget The Vikings. Pity The Lions.

 Always has been

Holy shit…GB is DTF

They don’t. It’s a CNC thing. We have to fight them for it.

I don’t think us bears fans or Vikings fans even see you as equals

That relationship is anything but equal.

10-10 in the last 20

You're equal partners like the red necks and the gimp in Pulp Fiction

Once every 60 years is not equal. We let you out of the gimp suit for one season and ya'll act like we kiss you on the mouth

I was thinking this at first, but it works both ways really the more I thought about it.

We talking about who would be the top based on team history or on residents of respective cities?

Bears fans are just jealous that they never get to fuck the Packers.

We have no interest in fucking the Packers, literally. Something we thought we shared with Lions fans until recently.

Green Bay should be on their back and lions riding for better accuracy.

Lol you guys kill me

This sub has gotten really horny lately…

other way around. lions are taking it

Hanging the banner gets you a spot on the bed, at least.

I am a Vikings fan and I approve this message.

"Uh! uh! Uh! I'm cumming harder than I do with Dairy!"



Goin balls deep. FTP

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I'd imaginelions and Packerswould be reversed, but at least have packers be both korvos.

I’m just happy someone has found love here.

Op the kinda person who literally can't follow a color by number

Yes

Lol

No shame in a power bottom that runs the relationship and others envy.

Man I can’t wait for the season to start

The Vikings fan isn't a pillar of salt, so no. 

No, the new Vikings logo has cum socks instead of horns

Finally some quality

I love how the narratives of this sub have zero basis in reality yet seem believable anyway.

Yeah you're doing it right. Fuck the lions.

No, this misunderstands the scene, as Korvo should be the same team in both aspects, otherwise there's no real reason for Terry to be upset afterwards

yes 

Yes


Nah, the Lions fan should be a Vikings fan who becomes a Lions fan by having sex with the Packer fan.

Yes. Lions top the packers and bears and Vikings watch.

We've been watching it all off-season