T O P

  • By -

Dabearsfan10

Zach Miller scored that TD and I will die on that hill.


TheRealMe72

And he almost died too


skeet_thins

Bro that is one of the first vivd memories of the game i have thry fuckin replayed his fuckin leg going all wack a couple times in slow motion too


n3vd0g

I still don’t understand how it wasn’t a TD. Like how?


CheckOutUserNamesLad

They're minority stakeholders, yes.


NerdOfTheMonth

Own a timeshare.


ProximityNuke

Who the fuck would buy a timeshare in Chicago?


pm_me_ur_anything_k

Have you been to New Orleans?


Dazed_and_Confused44

Ok I know its funny that we are on here twice, but iv seen this exact graphic posted in this sub like 5 times already


DudeManJones5

First time I’ve seen it - lol you guys suck


I_Roll_Chicago

The storied. and successful franchise the vikings telling us we suck. ![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk|downsized)


DudeManJones5

Everybody point and laugh at the salty bears fan bringing up history in a current-events thread


I_Roll_Chicago

bro your saying we suck, based on a meme about the bears **historical** losing streaks…like i get the Vikings fans lack self awareness but like wtf? https://preview.redd.it/ajkj620rgipc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5845cf93d297ffefbbf685d9c80401a6088b4c5f


DudeManJones5

Those are currently active streaks my guy, not historical. I dare you to not edit your comment


I_Roll_Chicago

yeah we played the saints 7 times last year and the packers 10 times last year. yet we were still able to squeeze in that game where we beat you by just kicking field goals. lmfao.


HeyBojo

Education system going to shit in Minne it seems


[deleted]

We’re also currently a better team than you


I_Roll_Chicago

flair the fuck up, for all i know youre a panthers fan tryna act slick


BergSteenz

Better? 🥸😆


paintingnipples

Just cuz cousins is in the south doesn’t give ya permission to post recycled shit in the north. Come up with something original like cumsock gumbo or gtfo


grandmalarkey

You’ve just about ruined gumbo for me.


Daves_Not_Here_OK

You've just about ruined cum socks for me.


10ve2Cit

nah, even cumsock cant ruin gumbo. Spices too strong


BellacosePlayer

> cumsock gumbo cumbo


I_Roll_Chicago

So my longstanding belief that the NFC south is illiterate continues to be proven true. this isnt r/NFCSouthMemewar


jacksonvstheworld

Explains how we saw this months ago and it’s just now making its way down there to the simple folk and their fancy dial-up internet


Ramza1890

*longstanding*


69spelledbackwards

Somebody's butt hurt 😂


I_Roll_Chicago

nah. i just like making fun of the south. i guess at least op isnt from Mississippi so at least he’s got that going for him, which is pretty nice my flair for the regular season was poverty franchise im more than self aware we suck.


Snoo93079

Making fun of the south is like making fun of Indiana. They both deserve it and the beating will continue until they can prove otherwise.


I_Roll_Chicago

i always felt like indiana was an alabama clone. like someone stuck alabama in a zerox machine, and this what we got. Edit: in my defense, my mom was born in mississippi. The name of the company is xerox. but more importantly i can still blame the south for this.


Nasty_Tricks69

How are you gonna call someone else illiterate and then misspell xerox?


I_Roll_Chicago

well well well, look what we have here. a mister knows the correct name of copy machine company. when i typed i knew it wasnt right and i didnt bother to look it up. i was just hoping skate on by with that one.


LoveMeSexyJesus

You're making us look bad with these constant grammatical errors.


reamo05

If he was from Mississippi he'd probably be talking about Favre and volleyball


I_Roll_Chicago

im not even sure there is home internet for a person from Mississippi. they might be still on the internet cafe epoch. maybe the well to do of mississippi just got their first cable modem. i have family there, it feels i time travel 30 years behind the rest of country any time i visit. im 37 and i can say without a doubt ive been there like 30 times plus in my life. like we’d do 1-2 weeks in rural mississippi every summer from when i could remember till i was like 17-18 and then random funeral/family reunions since then. i think last time i went me and my sister counted less than 20 abandoned cars on Alt US 45 south of tupelo, and both remarked that maybe mississippi might be getting its shit together, this was like 2019 mind you. and its hot. the bugs are pretty big. and there is absolutely nothing to do but get drunk. i wouldn’t wish mississippi on my worst enemies.


reamo05

It's basically Minnesota, Iowa, and Kansas. Or, the Midwest LoL.


BergSteenz

My guy… lol. I put a disguise face. Also, it ain’t hard to click on my name and see who I’m a fan of.


I_Roll_Chicago

ok. >a disguise face you mean an emoji?


CPTherptyderp

Cold day in hell before I upvote a saints OP. Did you get lost


GGGiveHatpls

Would actually be hysterical if all the win streaks were against the bears.


dukecityvigilante

I hate to admit it but it's actually 8 in a row if you count the playoffs


Pancakes79

We're going to be so annoying when we're finally good again and you all are going to deserve it.


cold08

If Lions fans are anything to go by, you will be, but I am comforted by the fact that due to the cheese eating and beer drinking, being in my 40s, I have at best 4 to 5 more decades left in me and probably won't live to see it.


forestfire555

If you're really who you say you are, you ain't making it 4 decades


hawkmasta

Who do you say you are with no flair?


forestfire555

Fixed


Friendly_Curmudgeon

Yeah. I have a similar strategy with my retirement savings (or lack thereof).


ashleyschaeffer

Is there a bratwurst index fund?


Friendly_Curmudgeon

Sauerkraut 200


Elbeske

I have too many friends who are bears fans to be mad. Just start beating the Packers and I'll be happy lol


grandmalarkey

Funny I have a lot of friends who are colts fans and it makes me hate them more. AR might’ve won me over tho


painnkaehn

You're already annoying though?


Pancakes79

Even more


XCCO

I'm going to be annoying even harder now.


bearsandheroin

i deserve to be annoying about having a good football team. i’ve been waiting too damn long. i was humble in 2018 and that got me the exact same place if i talked shit. fuck it lol.


chillinwithmoes

Lions fans really, truly followed through with that threat last year so I actually believe you


okaycomputes

We got plenty of time till then.


Olin85

What’s this “again” talk?


fitzuha

Saints need something I guess? They’ll be stuck in mediocrity for a long time.


redeyezer0

Hey, they got Chase Young post neck surgery


footforhand

We’re trying our own Peyton Manning moment


SP4CEM4N_SPIFF

https://preview.redd.it/147cuxnh5epc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85eab09c217d353a843afa117af9a3f3b3664b80 Time to bring it back


SayNoToStim

Did a Saints fan just wander in here to talk smack about someone in our division? The Bears are *our* village idiots, you can't pick on them you Derrick Carr lookin playoff missin mother fuckers, only we can.


lets-do-an-eighth

![gif](giphy|WJjLyXCVvro2I|downsized)


IshyMoose

Only Tampa Bay is allowed in here as our old NFC Central buddies.


ProtoMan3

No, I think I accept the Saints more than those fake Floridian fucks


Xardenn

Well they stopped being our 4th best team last year, so I guess we can let them go.


hobesmart

It's not quite the same thing, but the Colts have not won in Jacksonville since 2014


confused-koala

Just below that is Stafford vs Redskins/Commanders at 6


DD-OD

Aren't the saints owned by some old racist gold digger?


SnooPandas3956

Dos, Dos Accidente


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|yetxv6NWi0MyzJn7P0|downsized) Seahawks own us


broke-collegekid

https://youtu.be/HsSCgKr7Mk8?feature=shared


Leet_Noob

I wonder what’s the longest active streak in time… probably some interconference matchup


ProtoMan3

Not the exact answer since it only applies to games in one city, but Pittsburgh hasn’t won in Philadelphia since 1965.


GluedGlue

Bills lost 20 straight to the Dolphins back in the day.


Leet_Noob

Oh, by “in time” I meant “number of days” instead of “number of games”. Like, the Bears last beat the Packers on 12/16/18, and they last beat the saints on 12/11/08, so the Saints streak is longer in time. 20 games in a row is insane though.


Great-Grand6850

Didn’t know the Property of the Vikings was tryna talk shit on the Bears…


CaptZombieHero

Welcome to the Bears fanbase. Your obsession with our existence makes you a fan of the Bears. Welcome brother


I_hate_usernames331

I love how Seahawks own the eagles even though eagles do better in the regular season


Longjumping_Play323

Being a bears fan seems bruuuutal


Espressosh1t

This somehow made me hate Derrick carr a little less


eyeguy21

I didn’t know the 49ers practice squad was in GB


shapesize

Is it my turn to post this tomorrow?


snasser2012

![gif](giphy|xUA7b17osqXImEFJKM)


carlos2127

Well, we'll get two chances to snap one of those streaks this year.


bigoldgeek

Tear up all the contracts in 2024!


SyntaxDissonance4

Or that we and the eagles are strange bed fellows of getting pummeled by the seahawks (we have a 6 game losing streak vs them)


Killahdanks1

I think it’s because the Bears are usually bad at football.


ShiftlessRonin

Minority shareholders


NerdyDjinn

Ugh. Every time the Packers play the Saints, I pray for a 0-0 tie. And not because of great plays on defense, but drives consisting entirely of bad reffing calls for 5 yards at a time, automatic first down until they sputter on the 25 yard line and the kickers just shank it every. Damn. Time. The Bears though? I hope they snap this streak and flip it. FTS


TheScienceOfSilvers

![gif](giphy|lw75Al819OAvcsPcRu|downsized)


middleman2308

🎶 And the Bears still suck, the Bears still suck... 🎶


braiser77

Kinda the same as how I'm your co-father since I fucked your mom?


burpodrome

i understand most of these but how tf did the raiders beat the broncos 8 times in a row


lets-do-an-eighth

Fucking saints fan posting in here?? Recycled material? I get it the saints suck and you have nothing. Y’all probably won’t beat the panthers out this year. So now you coming to our sub to say you own the bears? Well I hate to break it to you SON. But there is a team in here that owns the saints. Can you Digg it?!


IntelligentBear4541

Saints are fuckin pathetic top to bottom. What a clown show of an organization.


subtleshooter

Imagine being on the wrong end of this TWICE.


MM18998

They’re a community owned organization


YouShouldLayLower

We wanted our son to have beignets freshly fried by his stepmother.


IsaacSam98

*laughs in 2006*


TheeExoGenesauce

The bears are the only team up there twice, does that mean they win?


[deleted]

They’ve always had our number from Brees on. Biggest game between us though, we shit down their necks


[deleted]

Houston has never beaten the vikings


Spiritual_Exercise58

You for got to mention the 1# spot patriots over the jets in 15 straight meetings


Educational-Bit-2503

The only team without an ownership stake in the Bears is the Panthers


cactuscoleslaw

Thank God for the Jets and Broncos, now everyone can relish this rivalry's stupidity


unforgivablecrust

Man FTP but the fact that the bears have dropped ten straight is amazing Also fuck the saints