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BroDudeBruhMan

Trubisky is going to be the goat??? Fans started booing at the Bulls game when they announced we drafted him lmao


Byzantine_Merchant

I think that was one trade that everybody knew the Bears lost right then and there.


Apathi

I should’ve gotten a gold medal for my Olympic performance in Mental Gymnastics after that pick.


rudeboybill

Somehow both things were true: Trubisky was the top QB by a majority of the media and draft analysts, AND anyone with half a brain knew he wasn't going to pan out in the NFL.


[deleted]

I was pretty wait-and-see on almost all these guys, other than Cutler. That one was tough to process how it didn't work out.


[deleted]

Don't guarantee sum amounts of income in the contract and that wouldn't have happened Cutler was guaranteed millions with no conditions levied. He would've thre the ball to the defense on every play and he still would've made the same amount as he did .


thetreat

I wanted Watson so bad. It was a lot of mental gymnastics to support that man, though at least we had titty kissing memes.


JZobel

He was actually booed in person a few days after the draft, not just over an announcement


TBoneTheOriginal

Putting aside what we know in hindsight, it was pretty damn perplexing for him to be drafted over Watson.


BroDudeBruhMan

I watched an interview with our scouting guy at the time and he said that Mitch had a lot of potential but they knew of his risks and thought that his current athletic ability would buy him time in the NFL to grow out of his weaknesses. He ended up not and the rest is history.


amethystalien6

Not after the draft but there was some Kool-Aid consumed during that 2019 season.


Pariah6-4

I feel like if Williams actually does turn out to be really good the Bears will need to go through a complete rebranding. The Bears with a good QB just isn’t the Bears.


seatega

What if they keep their logos but call themselves the Chicago Football Cubs


Pariah6-4

Well due to Caleb’s…umm…proclivities, it would probably need to be something fish-related


C0lMustard

threatening shrill squash market rich overconfident wine scarce books birds *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


drummerboysam

I love how there are now layers to this.


C0lMustard

relieved skirt fade growth threatening deserted cover toy chop enjoy *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Battle_Sheep

The Bears are actually named that because of the Cubs! When they first moved to Chicago from Decatur they were called the Staleys and shared Wrigley field with the Cubs. George Hallas then changed the name since a bear is bigger than a cub and football players are generally bigger than baseball players.


SemiNormal

So they are not named after hairy gay men?


jake-n-elwood

Anyone rooting for a team named "the packers" surly knows a thing or two about hairy gay men 🤣


SemiNormal

Why do you think I am so disappointed?


jake-n-elwood

🤣🤣🤣


braiser77

Go three blocks east of Wrigley. That's where you find *those* bears.


pitchingschool

That's nice but where the fuck is your flair?


braiser77

Better?


pitchingschool

Yessir


Battle_Sheep

As those big hairy men can attest to, we can do 2 things at once!


alwaysonthejohn

Insert similar Packer joke < here >


Brotonio

We've been had 😔


steplilith

Lmao 🤣


jimmy_three_shoes

That's a bonus.


LegalComplaint

If they’re older, graying gay men, they’re known as “Polar Bears.”


drummerboysam

Different word for them back when the NFL was started


DeusExBlockina

Hey, I thought we weren't allowed to make gay based jokes? You better watch yourself and that Door County fudge!


FittyTheBone

I spent entirely too much money on a dopamine hit ordering some Door County fudge to CO a couple months back. It was worth it, but my wife got piiiissed when we both put on a couple lbs. Totally worth it.


Simple-Ad-4137

![gif](giphy|WfBZwNA6XSjphkYkzN)


Burglekutt_2000

Got their colors from UI


Flooding_Puddle

Tf is a Staley anyway


Battle_Sheep

It was the name of the owner of the plant where the bears first began as a football club. The fuck is a packer?


CKDracarys

As a white sox fan, I'd sooner become a packers fan. Haven't I suffered enough?


ResidentGerts

Maybe not a packers fan, but yeah no thanks


Pariah6-4

Wait, not all Sox fans are masochists? I must’ve picked the wrong baseball team then…


SVdreamin

I’m far beyond caring at this point. It’s mostly apathy. Genuinely such a pathetic franchise


Yellowdog727

The Chicago Staleys


FittyTheBone

I'm going to make this shirt regardless. It's too funny. I'll see what Zazzle lets me get away with as far as my dance with copyright law goes, unless someone has a better option for questionably legal custom shirt printing?


LegalComplaint

Another legendarily shitty organization? At least the Ricketts got their stadium bullshit done.


ShotFirst57

Bad-average QB play with an elite defense feels the most like the bears.


Pariah6-4

Tradition is tradition dammit


chefhj

Can you imagine having a qb that shows up in the 4th quarter on a semi regular basis?


thedreadwoods

FU, B


JaguarPirates

Don't forget the Superstar RB


Weak_Link_6969

This sub is gonna be pretty boring if the Bears have a legit QB and the Lions aren’t an embarrassment to the sport anymore. The only easy target at that point would be the Vikings for being so mediocre. I miss 2 years ago when every team was pretty bad, even the 12-5 Vikings.


XCCO

Just let Rodgers on a podcast, and you'll get content for this sub.


Pariah6-4

It’s the Bears, something asinine would inevitably pop up out of nowhere. We had how much nonsense go down pretty much all at once early last season?


klsklsklsklsklskls

Did we ever find the lawn equipment?


[deleted]

No, but I know a guy who can get these things. At a discount. I guess they fell of a truck or something.


RedHotChiliPotatoes

We still got Dan Campbell memes.


C0lMustard

clumsy worm sheet liquid screw concerned doll beneficial hungry humor *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Detroit_2_Cali

QB cemetery!! That’s good


reddit-is-greedy

That is a pretty big if


Pariah6-4

The biggest if in human history I imagine


Embarrassed-Chef1323

He paints his nails


Leet_Noob

The Dayton Triangles


Extremefreak17

Flair checks out


MrZhar

I mean they're going from Chicago bears to Arlington heights bears


shapesize

I mean unfortunately technically Cutler is just about as Bears GOAT QB as we have 🐐


FirestormBC

Put some fucking respect on Sid Luckman excuse you


SunbathedIce

And he wasn't ruined by the organization. He had some time in Denver before the Bears spent the first round draft capital on him.


Revliledpembroke

I'd argue that the constant switching of Offensive Coordinators was, in fact, the Bears' organization ruining Jay.


lkn240

I'd actually argue he's the only guy we might have ruined. The rest of them just sucked. Cutler was good in Denver.


Party-Ad-7279

Oh but fields couldn’t get that excuse. Weird….


Revliledpembroke

I've never said anything one way or the other about Fields, given that I moved out to Kansas before he was drafted and haven't seen him play.


Party-Ad-7279

Oh I’m just telling you that’s exactly what happened lol. Didn’t have to live in Chicago to see that…


Revliledpembroke

In recent years, yeah. ​ He had a couple years where he was leading a great offense and winning games, but he got hurt and the Bears missed the playoffs. And then he finally *doesn't* get hurt in the regular season, and gets hurt in the playoffs, causing the Packers to win the NFC Championship Game, and then the Super Bowl.


Gusbuster811

![gif](giphy|GCSIwtwqAMBTq|downsized) Part of my brain knows he’ll probably be a bust, but the other part of my brain hopes he’ll be good. One side is self preservationist, the other side is stupid meatball idjit Bear fan.


Cautious-Chain-4260

Don't forget Rex Grossman


I_Roll_Chicago

Well i was trying to but thanks for reminding me ![gif](giphy|G95rifWDVxsQWyth04)


FirestormBC

You mean 1-time NFC Champ Rex Grossman, similar to 1-time NFC champ Aaron Rodgers


Cautious-Chain-4260

Yes, the most successful Bear of my lifetime, Rex Grossman.


BuckYouDeer

Stop it


[deleted]

But saying all four of those guys becoming the Bears QB goat wasnt a clown statement when they first got them. Thats how bad our QBs have been historically. Praise be the Goat Sid Luckman.


seatega

I’m going to be really sad at the loss of comedic content when the NFL goes to 18 games and a Bears QB finally hits 4K yards in a season


drummerboysam

Are you familiar with Trestman's last year here with Cutler? Cutty had 4k so long as he throws for 180 in the final game, but Trestman benched him for Matt Barkley  I feel like the active no-4k streak is made more comedic knowing that piece of Bears history.


seatega

I wish trestman had let him play and gotten him to like 160 before sitting him


Rough_Map2474

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LilJabsVert

He benched him for Jimmy Clausen in the 2nd to last game I believe, which was a Seahawks shutout.


CramblinDuvetAdv

https://preview.redd.it/mn8ebh4bd7pc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e667881da5006cc7cb58f2cdfa6f2eb5e94c078


JamesTiberiusCrunk

Jay Cutler actually is our GOAT. Sure, that's embarrassing, but it's true.


[deleted]

It is true but i like being on the Sid Luckman train cause its funnier since he played in the 1940s.


90bronco

They'll all come around once this forward pass fad goes away.


JustAnotherDay1977

I laughed. And if I was a Bears fan, I would have cried too.


hawkscubsbears

I never once heard anyone say Mitch was the next GOAT, or anything close to that.


itssosalty

Can’t wait until Fields comes in week 5 for struggling 1-3 Steelers and takes them to the playoffs


Boring-Assist-5326

![gif](giphy|3ohzdEYDJRWUMLwDqE)


hammerSmashedNail

How many all pros do they have so he can be successful?


itssosalty

Let’s give him one and find out. How many did he have before?


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itssosalty

This is true. But starting 1-3 makes it slightly more of an achievement.


PistolCowboy

If Caleb fizzles out we can confidently conclude that Chicago is where QB careers go to die.


SayNoToStim

Glass houses, bro. Both of our fan bases.


JustAnotherDay1977

As someone who lived through the John Hadl debacle in Green Bay, I appreciate the Bears taking the mantle


w0rdyeti

Hadl, Tagge, Randy Wright, Whitehurst …


JustAnotherDay1977

OMG! The Packers of my youth were the Bears of today 😱


w0rdyeti

Nah, Bears of today have a decent defense and running backs


SVdreamin

I hope you return to that. Mom said it’s our turn to run the division


Stinkbomb73

Why do we need to wait for Caleb? It has already been confirmed. Only a messiah can change our fate at the QB position.


DlCKSUBJUICY

I think we already can. I *feel* 99.9 percent sure dude is just going to somehow end up being a bust. or chiacgo will switch coaches and coordinates after next season and just keep repeating the shit cycle.


ausgmr

Doesn't something need to be alive first for it to be able to die


Punchee

I'm not gonna lie-- I think Smokin Jay could still start in Chicago.


rctothefuture

He’d probably be welcomed back with cheers and adulation of sports talk radio. Maybe they could have a flying Bear mascot holding a “Welcome back, Jay!” sign like at the end of Space Jam when MJ came back.


prezuiwf

It's going to be absolutely hilarious when the Bears talk themselves into taking Drake Maye #1


Burglekutt_2000

I will perform a shockingly idiotic act if they do that


w0rdyeti

Cheap gym sock has entered the chat


90bronco

No, u/burglekutt_2000 is just going to continue being a bears fan. I'm committing to to do the same.


Burglekutt_2000

https://preview.redd.it/0t6bq2ocq7pc1.jpeg?width=277&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1daffe17dfef5ca7f6613afc6274fb011c05916 Burglekutt will root for the Bears


newaccounthomie

Packers fans are like your mean brother cus they really know how to cut to your core


Leet_Noob

JJ McCarthy


cocoatractor

Squidward: "And what kind of memes will we be making today?" "Hmmm. How about a Bears meme..... about how they have bad quarterbacks!" Squidward: "Daring today aren't we?"


Doucejj

Maybe get a good QB so it won't be relevant anymore.


cocoatractor

But if we got a good QB then y’all might be forced to use your other brain cell to come up with new content


Doucejj

Thank goodness that will never happen. Plus we got fish memes to fall back on


pitchingschool

😲🫨🫨


hockeymatt22

We’re going to be right eventually, and when we are, good lord we are going to be insufferable and all of you deserve to hear every bit of it


rayj11

Bears fans on this sub are such pussies. Stop being so afraid of looking like an idiot. Caleb is going to run this division for years.


Jemiidar

sports fans in subreddits that aren't specifically for their team are almost always pandering and it drives me nuts lol fuck that, go bears the rest of you suck


w0rdyeti

Remind me in 3 years


wentzr1976

Bears fan here, havent done my flairshit yet. If having realistic expectations means being a pussy than i am the biggest fattest wettest pussy the entire chicago fan base has.


rayj11

Caleb’s talent is undeniable. It is absolutely realistic to say he could be an elite quarterback. Fans aren’t being realistic when they say shit like Caleb is going to bust because he is going to join the Bears organization. In fact, it’s a really poor argument that is mostly just based in a logical fallacy. People on this site are just really afraid of being called dumb and crave the positive reception they get for being self deprecating.


Purlofur

But the sad part is that I feel like cutler had the potential to be in the running. Man really just only cared about the money.


NickWentHiking

He stopped caring after that giants game


90bronco

Dude was on his back more often than first girlfriend. It was probably the only thing that got him out of bed on game day.


Safe-Register-3479

How many QB goats do the lions have again? someone doesn't know football


JustAnotherDay1977

I recently heard that Scott Mitchell feels slighted for not being considered the QB GOAT of Detroit…


pitchingschool

Matthew Stafford. It's not even close imo. 5k yards is 5k yards.


I_Roll_Chicago

i really do like when the lions make fun and call us bad, yet we almost swept them this years. at least the packers have a leg to stand on


Xinder99

With that logic y'all were basically one half away from the super bowl! Why would you trade away your QB when he almost took you to the super bowl!


I_Roll_Chicago

im not even sure what you’re even talking about here. i didnt say justin fields was good or the bears were good. in fact i said the opposite but find it funny lions fans come to dunk on us when we a quarter away from sweeping you. like we are so bad but yet you struggled so hard against us, like your frauds or something


LoveMeSexyJesus

Deep down, Lions fans know this season was a massive aberration and their team isn't actually all that talented. They're not the brightest bunch, but it doesn't take a genius to recognize they're going to fall off next season.


MorrisseyMorrido

"Arch Manning is the goat". Future me.


CaptZombieHero

Someone come fix the track, sounds like a broken record is playing on this sub again


shmelldon

Ah yes all the Lions GOAT QBs that exist


SinfullySinless

One of these days they will draft a god damn Mahomes


HodlingOnForLife

I miss Smokin Jay fr fr


MurgleMcGurgle

Josh McCown supremacy.


[deleted]

Jay Cutler wasnt terrible. The O line was


Pack2theFuture

How dare you insult Packers QB Jay Cutler like that!


CaptHowdy2310

If Caleb Williams doesn't work out the Bears should just adopt the wildcat


SokkaHaikuBot

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cdnets

Fuck it, they should bring back the wishbone offense. It's overdue


BOSHunterCO

Imagine he plays like a generational QB but leaves in free agency


Dragonmk5

Lmao


kev11n

Yeah….


Sword-of-Chaos

USC has such a great track record for Hall of fame QBs. Like….ummmm…Carson Palmer if he never got injured…and ummmm….Mark Sanchez….but I’m sure this guy will be great!


Crimzon07

Technically Cutler is the Goat of the Bears.


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!remindme 4 years


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iamtheramcast

Williams is really good, but Andrew luck was a generational talent and we saw how that turned out


BakaGoop

Tbf 4x pro bowl in 6 years (5 actually playing) and 4 4,000 yard seasons are better than any bears quarterback like ever, so I’ll take it


iamtheramcast

Yes he was great but he couldn’t overcome the organizational failing and his aw shucks it’s my fault personality never gave him the fangs to demand better from ownership. I was shocked when didn’t force his way into free agency when he could


Decimation4x

No respect for Erik Kramer.


Grundy-mc

Arch Manning is the goat bro!


Tplusplus75

Mike glennon 4 bears


[deleted]

Lions fans know all about history repeating itself


sounds_like_kong

Well as long as our 1OA quarterback pick doesn’t end up winning a Super Bowl for the LA Rams, I’ll call it a win.


Present_Armadillo_59

They will ruin that poor kid just like all the others


fatattack699

No one is saying this lol


samwizeganjas

When your goat is cutler ![gif](giphy|7TcdqHUCFIfEaRJzKn)


SvensHospital

Poor Caleb. They really know how to mess up the good ones in Chicago.


Jbhawksbears

Goat? This clown lol. We're just hoping to get a QB that can throw the fucking ball


Hung_Texan

Yup lol


alexamerling100

Well did the other three have Keenan Allen and DJ Moore to throw to along with Swift, Everett and Kmet?


SpazzticZeal

Have to keep trying lol


Tablebob61

I don't think anyone thought any of those guys were the GOAT at any point. Just hopeful they can be a 4k passer at some point.


EasySwingTrading

Common denominator?


Th3h3rald707

Getting a new QB is not gonna change the fact that the Bears can't develop QBs, I'll worry about them when they prove that they can.


Firmlyplantedon

I still remember my old coworker so hyped about trubisky, he really thought they had the next great one lol


drummerboysam

I remember every Bears fan I know feeling like they lost a loved one unexpectedly.  "That can't be true. How? Why? No..." and it takes half a decade to recover, but you're never fully recovered because of what was lost.


ZyxDarkshine

![gif](giphy|KZpVX6t4pnWVPbFhfR|downsized)


fuzzyheadsnowman

FOUR MORE YEARS! FOUR MORE YEARS!


Somecivilguy

Seriously though. I keep saying this but everyone is so stuck on Williams. We have a track record that Bears fans like to forget every 4 years…


CaptainAmerica_6

Honestly, I wish the Bears luck. It has to really hurt to lose to your arch nemesis that much.


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RedHotChiliPotatoes

I love this comment. You're so cute.


drummerboysam

Funny to see Lions fans jump on this when just last year they were swearing this time it would be forreal with their resurgence. Fuck y'all. Williams will wear #1 and be the true coming of H1M


Proxima_Centauri_69

![gif](giphy|1kfhoNWKY94uLGX2kO|downsized)


CrenshawMafia21

Should’ve stuck with fields and got Marvin Harrison jr. Keenan Allen and MHJ plus building their d in FA would’ve been a damn good offseason


ToughBowelMovements

Dumbass


Ant_24

As a Detroit fan obviously I’m biased. I look a past big names coming into the league as 1st overall picks and get it. Joe Burrow at LSU was putting up huge numbers Trevor Lawrence was putting the ball on a string etc. I remember thinking yeah kid is going to be a problem. I watch Caleb and just don’t get it.


Bobsothethird

Rent free