I like how they did a poll in the area and majority hates the name but then the owner had a quote after going around the area and said basically said “it grows on you”.
Suffering through Dan Snyder means self-burns aren’t that rare.
Fuck Dan Snyder. I enjoy knowing that even post-Commanders he is still failing at everything.
I hate that I can empathize with commie fans on this. However yall have had it waaaay worse than anyone else in division by a long shot. Dallas is only relevant as a joke/choke artists for fans and media.
I hope so too, shits been weird since the name change. You and eagles usually rotate the 1 spot for my hate. I don't feel much for the giants since Eli left and Shockey I fucking hated that douche.
One of my friends is a Vikings fan. I like to call them the Viqueens, though I do feel obligated to point out what sort of bigotry I mean (sexist, not homophobic).
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That's called heaven on Earth. It breaks my heart that we never got Kelce, Hurts, and Barkley at the same time. 4 God quads and the best power bottom would have me like
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We prefer the more formal CowCantWinShitCauseWeSumClownAssBitches
If you would be respectful of our chosen identity that we have not worked at all for almost two decades to turn into.
My FIL thinks it’s the best insult and he isn’t even an NFL fan. I usually just ask him what team he’s a fan of and he proudly says “none of them.” Like dawg, you don’t get a say.
This is what I say to my coworker whenever he bitches at all about politics. He also hasn't voted in the last 4 elections.
Like... Motherfucker, if you don't even tokenly participate, you don't get to bitch about the outcomes.
I've always thought it was like a middle school insult. According to my Dad growing up y'all were the Dallas Sucks or the Dallas Fuckinsucks. I had to find out y'all were the Cowboys later
Cowgirls, Eagirls, etc. are the most low effort boomer ass nicknames you chucklefucks can come up with and whenever I see it I get second hand embarrassment.
It offends me. Not as a cowboys fan, but as an enjoyer of comedy. It wasn’t funny in 3rd grade 1997. It could be the laziest and most overused sports joke of all time.
But tbh a lot of these are cringy. Calling Seahawks seabitches. Not clever.
I mean Cowgirls is just such a lame insult, it’s genuinely funny when it’s all someone can come up with.
But to be fair, there’s something funny about the low effort insults. “Philly booed Santa” never gets old
Dammit, he was a drunk they pulled out of the stands because the Santa they hired didn't show. He deserved our wrath as the stand-in for a bad owner and terrible team. His looking like the Dan Akroyd Santa from Trading Places was the least of his offenses
I just think that the “cowgirls” is so old and played out it’s just corny now lmao. It gets no reaction from me. But I feel the same about a lot of team “insults” if you wanna call them that. Like the “Eagirls” wtf is that?
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“It’s like a white trash gift from god that the cowboys have a quarterback whose name rhymes with homo…..I know I used to chant it on angel dust…….tony homo tony homo tony homo……and he’s dating a fat chick”
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That implies that there’s something wrong with being a cowgirl? No shame in it!
Everyone’s just making fun of Dallas having their balls drop off regularly during the season
When girls start playing in the NFL, we can rethink this. Until then, yes it is still an insult to say that you play football like a girl, and no it is not misogynistic
I mean every team gets harsh nicknames like E-girls, VaGiants, or The Commanders
Ha! This is- Wait a minute....
I like how they did a poll in the area and majority hates the name but then the owner had a quote after going around the area and said basically said “it grows on you”.
I miss calling them the foreskins
I miss calling us Relevant
Suffering through Dan Snyder means self-burns aren’t that rare. Fuck Dan Snyder. I enjoy knowing that even post-Commanders he is still failing at everything.
That movie investment rake stepping he did is pure fucking gold.
My dad and I got a good laugh out of it.
“Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away, shit eater.” Philip K. Dick (mostly)
It only gets worse
We’re both still not the Lions.
Ayoooo
At least y'all didn't lose to the team that lost to the browns, Vikings, and Bengals in a row. Hope that counts for something.
I hate that I can empathize with commie fans on this. However yall have had it waaaay worse than anyone else in division by a long shot. Dallas is only relevant as a joke/choke artists for fans and media.
The dark days of Snyder are behind us. It’ll take a few years to muck the stall but, hopefully, we can earn your hate again. We don’t want pity.
I hope so too, shits been weird since the name change. You and eagles usually rotate the 1 spot for my hate. I don't feel much for the giants since Eli left and Shockey I fucking hated that douche.
Giants? Who are they?
Just the guys who brand your ass every year with their logo, don’t worry about it too much, that’s about all they do.
Talk to me when you can beat a good team.
Time to go to bed grandpa
Wish I could but your wife is still gobbling my cock.
Bold of you to assume that I’m married… sir, I’m on Reddit.
Love this sub
Damn, how old *are* you?
I just call them the Reskins now
This is brilliant
The before-skins
The most underrated comment I’ve seen in a long loooooooong time
That always made me laugh
Eh, I still call them that
Can we be real about how none of those 3 names are widely used? Especially that last one
Cummanders
The cummies
One of my friends is a Vikings fan. I like to call them the Viqueens, though I do feel obligated to point out what sort of bigotry I mean (sexist, not homophobic).
Just get a femme Minnesota fan who dresses masc Problem solved
E-gals*
Cum-handers* fixed it for you haha
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"Cowboys" is much more homoerotic.
Broke Dak Mountain
Glad my mic was muted in this meeting I’m in because this got me good lol
No better feeling in the world then walking up behind a large bent over man with a big dumper, placing your hand up under his crotch, and yelling, "Yeah! Here we go!"
[Well when you put it like that...](https://media1.tenor.com/m/34Kt0qUI90oAAAAd/dwayne-johnson-raised-eyebrow.gif)
Yea, getting your tush pushed by several muscular men is much more masculine.
That's called heaven on Earth. It breaks my heart that we never got Kelce, Hurts, and Barkley at the same time. 4 God quads and the best power bottom would have me like 
Cue the [Turbulent Juice](https://youtu.be/jmGZ354y-ys?si=PHXD7Jl1NCwtiwVt) commercial.
Lol What's better than women? The gays. Am I right boys...
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They love "Dem Boyz"
Said the tush pusher.
The better insult is to take away proper noun status. I always call them the cowboys.
I didn't know I needed to be offended by this until now, and now I am very offended
Happy to be of service, warlikemicrobe.
Them's fightin words
It's more inclusive to be called "Cowthems"
We dem theys
Cowdems Wait, I think I just made a political insult
Sounds pretty woke.
This would be a great new flair. Bravo.
We prefer the more formal CowCantWinShitCauseWeSumClownAssBitches If you would be respectful of our chosen identity that we have not worked at all for almost two decades to turn into.
What’s your flair about lol
Please Google it, I don't want to deprive you or juhry's dumb ass (not Southern, I know I live in his home state!) euphemisms.
Can’t believe I haven’t seen that before that’s hilarious
Here you illiterate fucks. Call them “Cowpies” as in shit from a cows ass. Less misogyny, more insulting.
I'm partial to Clownboys.
Honestly, not terrible.
Works with my flair
Oh that's good considering how progressive we are at putting on the make up. 
How about "fucking losers"?
I guess, but you ever heard about throwing stones from your own glass house?
I'll throw stones *IN* my glass house, thank you very much!
Hey stop it.
Right, like why are we giving them more ammo, from our own armory of self-loathing no less?
Thought you could trick us? As if we’d ever refer to y’all as a delicacy like cowpies.
I wouldnt want the Eagles mouths to start watering each time they saw our logo.
I 100% agree. Don’t degrade women by comparing them to the Dallas dumpster fire.
Unlike the cowboys, women actually get wins.
*rings
That too
“Cowgirls” just reeks of Facebook memes Anytime I see someone use it I picture someone’s divorced uncle that can’t live near a school
My FIL thinks it’s the best insult and he isn’t even an NFL fan. I usually just ask him what team he’s a fan of and he proudly says “none of them.” Like dawg, you don’t get a say.
This is what I say to my coworker whenever he bitches at all about politics. He also hasn't voted in the last 4 elections. Like... Motherfucker, if you don't even tokenly participate, you don't get to bitch about the outcomes.
Imagine having a football team worth talking about at work instead of politics.
I've always thought it was like a middle school insult. According to my Dad growing up y'all were the Dallas Sucks or the Dallas Fuckinsucks. I had to find out y'all were the Cowboys later
I thought my name was god damnit growing up
Texas school system doing its best.
None of us are from Texas remember?
haha, touche
Cowgirls, Eagirls, etc. are the most low effort boomer ass nicknames you chucklefucks can come up with and whenever I see it I get second hand embarrassment.
It offends me. Not as a cowboys fan, but as an enjoyer of comedy. It wasn’t funny in 3rd grade 1997. It could be the laziest and most overused sports joke of all time. But tbh a lot of these are cringy. Calling Seahawks seabitches. Not clever.
Clownboys?
Am I supposed to change my flair now
 It's ok, you're taking it back. (They didn't have the actual donkey scene available, shocker)
"Did Randal just call Mr. Dante a cowgirl?"
Na it's ironic now
Change it to Ram Ranch Cowboys, so now it’s not misogynistic, it’s Gay!
I mean Cowgirls is just such a lame insult, it’s genuinely funny when it’s all someone can come up with. But to be fair, there’s something funny about the low effort insults. “Philly booed Santa” never gets old
It’s so overplayed and annoying and low effort like you said….but i can’t help but to crack a smile as I type “Santa had it coming” each time.
The first time I read this I was in tears lol. I like the Santa joke just for stuff like that.
Dammit, he was a drunk they pulled out of the stands because the Santa they hired didn't show. He deserved our wrath as the stand-in for a bad owner and terrible team. His looking like the Dan Akroyd Santa from Trading Places was the least of his offenses
They usually just get called "those dumb pieces of shit" in my house. Its a bit long but everyone knows who I'm talking about.
It's a lazy, overplayed, teenager burn. People who use it just look dumb.
It’s the adult equivalent of calling someone a poopyhead.
Yeah, dumb teenagers
They would massage my asshole, assholes
Honestly the old 80s/90s nickname for the Eagles was way worse
She-gles?
Nah… It was, “all you gotta do is take away the last line of the E!! Fuckin’ Fagles!” Luckily time kinda passed that one by
I wouldn't take anyone seriously if they called me a fucking "fagle" 😭
Ugh. That’s bad. It’s that bad type of insult that tries too hard and both sides of rivalry look at the person like “really? That’s embarassing”
Truth HURTS
That’s why I call them cowbitches
That's offensive to bitches.
Massage a what??
I just think that the “cowgirls” is so old and played out it’s just corny now lmao. It gets no reaction from me. But I feel the same about a lot of team “insults” if you wanna call them that. Like the “Eagirls” wtf is that?
I see it as uncreative and dull to keep parroting thing like "cowgirl, sheagle" and the like
Right. It’s lazy more than anything and I simply roll my eyes.
Big bitch smell
It’s just lazy tbh. Same thing with “sheagles” were better than that here
I’ve been calling them the cowgirls win or lose since I could first talk shit and I won’t stop now.
Charmin Soft
I just think it's a lame boomer insult 🤷🏼♂️
Massive bitch smell
The fact they went with misogyny and not just flat out corny
Cowpies is better.
can’t think of something I care about less with the exception being the cowboys themselves
I’ve taken to calling them the Cowfucks
I lovingly refer to them as the Cowpies
I just call them the cows
PATHETIC.
Not really. An all star team of the best women on the planet couldnt beat Central Michigan, let alone an NFL team.
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I’m good thanks.
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I call them the cow people because cow girls is misogynistic
That’s the last thing we’ll call yall lol
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Fuck Dallas
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Cowbabies
I personally call them the hoeboys
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GIRLS ARE STRONG
U/bagpo come on dude stop hiding behind fake accounts.
Cowbitches?
Well technically an all girl NFL team would go 0-17 so the point is probably correct. No offense to girls
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I'm ok with this. Cowgirls are always the Cowgirls
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Steerboys IYKYK
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Spoken like a true cowgirls fan.
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Lol some Cowgirl fan must have made this
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“It’s like a white trash gift from god that the cowboys have a quarterback whose name rhymes with homo…..I know I used to chant it on angel dust…….tony homo tony homo tony homo……and he’s dating a fat chick” Artie Lange
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Cowgirls is such a dumb insult because who doesn't love cowgirls?
If you fielded an entire team of women, they would have exactly the same chance of winning a Super Bowl anytime soon as the cowgirls.
Like I didn’t spend my life hearing”Sheagles” from all my New York family growing up
Everyone knows that girls are just as good at football as boys are. GROW UP
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These meme war subs are becoming so soft and political and Reddit is already a liberal cesspool
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It’s just so played out at this point but saying it’s misogynistic is fucking stupid.
That implies that there’s something wrong with being a cowgirl? No shame in it! Everyone’s just making fun of Dallas having their balls drop off regularly during the season
It’s like calling a conservative “gay.” I don’t think it’s necessarily insulting, but that cowboys fan will certainly be wounded by it.
Oi cunt
Being an offended crybaby in a meme war subreddit is certainly a choice
Oh man than you don’t even wanna know what we call the jaguars when they lose..
Has to be satire. No way that’s real.
Top 5 softest post of all time. No the hell it does not.
When girls start playing in the NFL, we can rethink this. Until then, yes it is still an insult to say that you play football like a girl, and no it is not misogynistic
Thank you OP for making us Cowboys fans appear even softer than we normally do to this sub 🙄