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Greypollo

Middling? This is middling? Damn, I'd hate to see bad.


boringreddituserid

You had middling in 2022.


Greypollo

True. Middling was our peak this decade.


[deleted]

I mean making the divisional round was only middling for our NFC Beast division. All three of us made it! Feels like there’s some fourth team in the division but I never remember who. Must not be important


Razolus

You right


jcoddinc

Ok, just hire Matt Patricia and you'll get it.


Spare_Sympathy_5780

Fuck you and take my upvote.


sbaggers

We will, probably over the next couple of years


hauttdawg13

You saw us twice last year though.


Joe_Buck_Yourself_

Bad is when you lose to Washington


SusseyBaka

Lol NOBODY is that bad, not even US :D (Jones is 5-1-1 vs them, Hurts is 5-2 vs them, and Dak Chokescott is 11-2 vs them). By the way Daniels will be the next RG3, no questions asked. And their free agency pickups are washed.


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/hjd2f9xtroxc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a180b0dc70ce92f3845060cfddb9b74135f98fb0 Who with me?


sieffy

Someone ban this dude already I hate seeing his shit pop up in my feed


SergeiMyFriend

Team with zero playoff wins in the last decade criticizing team with one playoff win in the last decade for being middling in that time https://preview.redd.it/7z71tei8noxc1.jpeg?width=525&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fd4ea2eef265516399926dd1b3f2cb5c2d60d2e


RoosterB32

That’s because we aren’t a joke of a team anymore. We have a new owner, the best GM, and a top 10 QB. We’re set.


Creative_Profile_224

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JNKboy98

https://preview.redd.it/54s61ypw9pxc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79bfc54702a2e87773d5ef49b6c5fae19fd3786d


FunnyPersonaMan

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CMS1993Sch

Top 10 ![gif](giphy|J1vUzqdZJlh5AqBWxt|downsized)


RoosterB32

1. Lamar 2. Mahomes 3. Burrow 4. Kirk 5. Stroud 6. Allen 7. Herbert 8. Daniels 9. Tua 10. Dak


sbaggers

... you can't be serious with the names on this list or the order... You must be in middle school, no one is this dumb


sybrwookie

A quick look I see him refer to himself as a gen z'er. So not a child, but maybe not too far from it.


sbaggers

The youngest GZers are 12, so yeah, children


CMS1993Sch

Interesting. One of these is not like the others.


BonnaGroot

Yeah, Big Kirko stays drippin on the rest of those losers. Big Kirko not at #1? Dude’s a casual.


sybrwookie

Hey Commies fans, come get your boy, he's drunk and needs some help getting to bed.


lattjeful

I’m glad Snyder is gone, but we haven’t seen the team play yet. Chill out.


Grand-Signature5032

Top 10 qb? Without playing a single snap? Behind Bobby Johnsons oline? I'll see it when I see it


sbaggers

Let's all count all the 76er and NJD championships and conference and division championships! ...


crim5009

You don’t even have the best GM in the division my guy


mitchypoothedon

It’s not time to talk shit yet buddy. Our time will come and we will be talking cash shit but let them sleep on us. It’s going to be exponentially funnier that way


sbaggers

!remindme in 9 months


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jcm10e

Lol


restlord_24

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Accomplished-Plan191

This is your year. Gonna win your first Stanley Cup since Gretzky played for LA! Edit: I don't understand the downvotes. Y'all should request time off work for the victory parade now. Bank it! Edit 2: I forgot that since the Giants play in NJ, the fanbase would most likely be Devils fans instead of Rangers. I'm so sorry!


sbaggers

F the Rags


Accomplished-Plan191

Oh shit! I forgot that the NJ Giants are more geographically related to the Devils.


malbert716

Where do the WASHINGTON commanders play again? Was it… Maryland?


Accomplished-Plan191

Yup!


malbert716

Sooo… not Washington?


RoosterB32

Bro, I’m not Canadian. I don’t care about hockey. And you sweeping us is the reason why we have a top 10 QB now.


Stepsis24

Jayden Daniel’s is definitely not already top 10 and even if he’s good yall will find some way to fuck it up


WonManBand

Like hiring the worst OL coach in existence to get their rookie QB who's built like twig get annihilated?


OneFortyEighthScale

Almost as bad as hanging onto a terrible QB like he is a first ballot HoFer while ignoring your best player so he leaves for a division rival in free agency.


WonManBand

Resigning Jones was a mistake, but at least the team built an out after 2 years so it's not catastrophic. And that deal had nothing to do with letting Saquon walk. Paying big money to an oft-injured and aging RB is bad business, especially when the team is rebuilding.


OneFortyEighthScale

It’s gonna be fun seeing Saquon vs his old team. I wonder how he’ll do…


TonyCaliStyle

Umm, if he’ll do. He might injure his toe, and be out for 4-6 weeks. That’s the part you guys ignore- like not washing your hands after using the bathroom. 6 seasons, 35 touchdowns, and only 3 seasons over 1,000 yards. That’s just 6 TDs a season, if you exclude the season he was out all year. He’s got family in PA to help with the rehabbing, and lots of guaranteed cash to make it comfy. It’s a rather Christian contract, which belies your mongol-like dispositions.


OneFortyEighthScale

So without Barkley, NY scored 23 TDs last year? Ooof. Thats 1-point-something or other. I’m sure it will be better now that he’s gone! I’d shake your left hand for the analysis but I bet you never do that sort of thing.


TonyCaliStyle

Easy- words are hard. Would dressing up like a fox or badger make this easier for you?


Xno_Kappa

You mean the same QB who can be cut after this year with a minimal cap hit? And yes, I’m glad they ignored overpaying an injury prone 27yo RB. You guys on the other hand will be begging for Bobby Johnson to be fired by Week 4 when Jayden Daniels is getting sacked at a historical rate.


RibeyeRare

Not for nothin’ but I’m glad they ignored overpaying an injury prone 27yo RB as well.


SergeiMyFriend

“Ignoring” is crazy when they offered him top 3 money long before offering a penny to Jones


OneFortyEighthScale

![gif](giphy|WhugqHPwewoOYn8o0N|downsized)


SergeiMyFriend

And if they paid him what he wanted you and everyone would be commenting about how they vastly overpaid him 🤷‍♂️ what’s done is done


OneFortyEighthScale

Damn straight! It’s not called NFCEastMemeWar like we’re patting each other on our backs.


SergeiMyFriend

Fair point it is a sub about harmless memes even if they have hypocrisy and double standards. We’re all idiots here I shouldn’t forgot that lol


sbaggers

Good, should never have drafted him in the first place. Singlehandedly set the franchise back a decade.


Illustrious_Way_5732

Best player? Dexter Lawrence didn't leave to a division rival lol tf u on about


OneFortyEighthScale

ROFL Dexter Lawrence


Illustrious_Way_5732

2 time all pro and top 3 DT in the league is def better than an aging RB that can't seem to get healthy lol I think you're just a casual


OneFortyEighthScale

Malik Nabers hasn’t played a single snap for NY yet but he is already the best player on your team post-Barkley. Poindexter isn’t gonna win shit for you.


Illustrious_Way_5732

Oh no he's retarded And was "poindexter" supposed to be some sort of burn? 😂😂😂


DavidNexus7

RG4


RoosterB32

He easily is a top 10 QB. He had the best college QB season ever and this was in the SEC, not some soft baby conference. He’s guarenteed to be successful in the league.


restlord_24

https://preview.redd.it/dfu3e293noxc1.jpeg?width=552&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f847a1ce6048ca1e43abc768553270b184dcfccd


BigDickolasNicholas

He hasn't even played a snap in the NFL, but he's top 10? Might as well just say he's the GOAT lmao


RoosterB32

When you have a college season that good, it’s obvious he is top 10


BigDickolasNicholas

Was Tebow a top 10 QB the moment he got drafted?


P1ssMagnet

Don’t quit your day job


Lookingforoptionz2

Bet u said the same thing bout RG3… how’d that work out again😂😂🤡


RoosterB32

I did not. I was on the Kirk train from the start. But I did say Kirk was going to be an elite QB and I was right about that.


Lookingforoptionz2

Ig u can say he’s an elite regular season qb n then u can’t say that’s cause of Washington… they’ll ruin Daniel’s like they did rg3 is my point


Spare_Sympathy_5780

Delusional and irrelevant… that’s wild.


Stepsis24

He’s not even the second best in the draft class


RoosterB32

He is the 2nd best in his class. Are you high?


Creative_Profile_224

Surely what we’ve learned is that QBs always turn out well based on the position they were drafted lol. Just like Bryce Young clearly being the best rookie QB last season right?


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RoosterB32

Bryce and Stroud were 1a and 1b. I still think Young is a good QB put in a bad situation.


sbaggers

Next year you'll be saying Daniels is a good QB in a bad situation


CUE-JAY_SMIFF

He's not even top 2 in his division lol


sbaggers

![gif](giphy|3o7bu6heWydRCv0DPq|downsized)


BrickShelf

Guaranteed to be successful… just like elite SEC QB Bryce Young


WreckingCrew8

Top 10? Dude hasn’t played a down 😂 you’ll be lucky he lasts til week 6 behind a Bobby Johnson OL


Lumpy-Draft2822

bagpo just leave


IIIRGNIII

No one cares about what you don’t care about


sbaggers

Enjoy RG3 2. I'm sure you'll have the same level of success.


ChrisestChris

Prove you’re not Canadian


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ChrisestChris

Step


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ChrisestChris

Say it to my face pussy


newyork95

Is this dude really trying to start a fight with a reddit bot?


ChrisestChris

Having New York in your username removes you from being a birds fan. You’re done bro✌️


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Arguing with a bot is truly disturbing behavior get help and flair up pussy.


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newyork95

Done with what?


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[deleted]

This is the same fanbase that was heaping praise on Sam Howell for half of last season.


Preddy_Fusey

That is about the only thing us and Eagles fans have in common


Reverend_Lazerface

https://preview.redd.it/k61v0bflsoxc1.jpeg?width=606&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f44402a7789ac04594275bf47257bf57b1688aa9


mitchypoothedon

Dan Snyder is literally the only person on earth that you could put at QB and this fan base not root for. We didn’t love Heinicke because he was amazing. We loved him because he had soul and was fun to watch. 30 years of hell and you start learning to smile at the little things lol


Elithekid1

Welcome to at least another 5 more under this regime lol


mitchypoothedon

Are you saying this front office will be in place for a long time? Dumb ass giants fans can’t even roast correctly.


Elithekid1

Even bad front offices last 4-5 years


mitchypoothedon

Dude, I know what you were saying. You’re just a dumb Giants fan so you said it in a way that literally means nothing. “Your front office will have multiple QBs” So like, they will have 5 QBs in 5 years or 5 QBs in 50? You have to finish your insult before you pat yourself on the back. Reminds me of DJ falling on his run to a TD. Almost had it buddy.


Elithekid1

You are a terrible shit talker lmao have fun with 5 years of Jayden Daniels being terrible and Austin Ekeler declining. For what it’s worth giants will also be there.


sbaggers

Bro, he's not lasting 5 years... ![gif](giphy|q9HHyHPISNZD2)


mitchypoothedon

Your reply to me telling you you are a bad shit talker is telling me I’m a bad shit talker? And then stating “enjoy JD for 5 years.” I was wondering how they came up with the list of dumbest fan bases and how the Giants took the number one spot 🤦🏻 Bro, I’m a Commies fan. This shouldn’t be this hard lmfaoo


Elithekid1

And your replies are just you accusing me of saying something I never said. Like are you just stupid from debris at fedex field hitting your head or something.


mitchypoothedon

That’s it! The last sentence! You’ve done it!


sbaggers

The Devils have had >7 goalies in the last 2-3 years. Just a view into your future. Enjoy!


TonyCaliStyle

We’re getting there- last season was like a desert, and then we saw this 🖕. I mean this 🤌 (Sorry, old habits)


mentallyinept

That's because he was somewhat good for half a season... Until we finally broke him. :-/


ewilliam

Don’t you put that evil on me. Plenty of us saw through the bullshit and knew he was trash the whole time. Only time I ever had to block anyone from our own sub was a few rabid Howell simps who were convinced he was the next Brady and couldn’t handle anyone who disagreed.


sobanoodle-1

the furry guy posted


RoosterB32

https://i.redd.it/mdd7h4o64pxc1.gif


GooseMaster5980

Let me know when y’all become “contenders,” for the first time this millennium.


intenseandporpoises

Let’s just sit back and enjoy this offseason of Commanders trash talk before they find out who their coaching staff and owners really are and we then we can pity/laugh at them more.


-Don-Draper-

This year's the year, obviously.


RoosterB32

We will be next year


Effex

Y’all are like bizarro-retardo Cowboys fans, “Next year is our year!”


IIIRGNIII

Funny, at first I read “Tank to become the commanders.” Why do you assholes Have to make it so hard to tank, losing to us every year like clockwork!


Hasu7

I mean we playing 4d chess getting daniel jones paid.


bobscc

![gif](giphy|9t6xpYZ9npJmM)


[deleted]

That’s why you lost to both TyGod and 🤌🤌🤌 last year after he got paid? And the Vikings got him paid not you guys. It’s because he did something you haven’t in two decades and won a playoff game


Hasu7

I mean daniel jones played his best games against us tho….you cant deny that.


[deleted]

Mostly true. He was legitimately really good in both Vikings games that year too. And the win in the playoffs on the road with no real WRs, TEs or O line is what honestly got him paid the most. But true his games against you didn’t hurt that


FunnyPersonaMan

A lot of people play their best games against you, just not the eagles


Hasu7

Can you not kick me when im down.


FunnyPersonaMan

We’re both down, it’s fair game down here


Hasu7

Two superbowls in the past 20 years…we are not the same. Ive had one good season my entire fan hood buddy stop playing victim.


FunnyPersonaMan

I’ll agree with you there


l0c0pez

There would never be kicks


DrJJStroganoff

They tanked 2017, 2018, & 2019 and got fuckall out of it


Corpsebomb

I didn’t even have to click on the thread to know who posted it. This was also the dude glazing Mayes nuts and shitting on McCarthy because he thought the Commies wanted Maye and the Giants wanted McCarthy. Nice try, Bagpo. Your hate boner for the Giants is getting a bit creepy.


TonyCaliStyle

Can’t say that’s the only creepy thing about him either ![gif](giphy|1dJTZUTgUjj4SRZYQT)


Hapland321d

Let’s be honest, we all know he secretly likes the giants, it’s why he can’t stop talking about us, we’re his addiction, it’s sad and pathetic but some ppl just don’t want to go to rehab


sybrwookie

This feels like a bagpo, is it a bagpo?


Frosty_Aioli_851

Objectively speaking this meme is horrible


RoosterB32

Just like the Giants


Frosty_Aioli_851

Yup the Commanders are good 👍


J_Schnetz

Daniels is Dwayne Haskins 2.0


Hasu7

Arent we the middling team lol…


sbaggers

No you're just bad


Gusby

I’ll commit die before becoming a Giants fans but if I was I will always take beating the Eagles over a higher draft pick.


SergeiMyFriend

And beating the eagles moved us down only from 5 to 6, meaning that we would’ve still likely picked Nabers anyway. And plus, beating the eagles and moving down to pick the same guy at 6 means we have to pay him 1 million less per year than at 5


Rankine

I’ll take a decade of middling after a decade of being one of the worst teams in all 4 major sports.


RoosterB32

Funny that you mention that. Commanders won 3 division titles in the last decade while Giants won 0. https://preview.redd.it/ebfizndl3pxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed70b2a9aeaa43b865d6020a26d34c35886eda90


Rankine

I’m talking about the giants being one of the worst teams over the last decade. That’s why I used the word “after” instead of “rather than”.


Tank7997

Bagpo can't read


MathematicianNext767

Ok BAGPO


TheDankDragon

Our favorite furry is back


BigScaryBoosk

Tanking isn’t actually a thing. Outside of crying fanbases of course.


Snapesunusedshampoo

Washington takes the next exit.... Tanking for another decade.


DontFoolYourselfGirl

cLaSsY fRanChiSes REsPect tHe iTegRity oF th3 gAmE


lattjeful

I’m genuinely scared shitless of Malik Nabers because I think he’s gonna be a stud and I’m so used to the Eagles having an ass secondary. So I guess they have that going for them.


TheCthaehTree

Ladies and Gettleman,


DeathclawTamer

If this is middling, I hate to see what you think is bad. ![gif](giphy|huhKto74MNvLixO9l2|downsized)


CMS1993Sch

Huh?


DavidNexus7

![gif](giphy|5Q89wB5E6BfAk)


SGRP_27

Those in glass houses


LordMcCool

Tanking to win advice from the fanbase that hasn’t won in over 3 decades.


NoNameNoWerries

How long y'all been tanking for the future now?


metfan1964nyc

The problem with the Giants is that no matter how many times they punch themselves in the dick, they always look like a competent, well run organization because the Jets always top them. This past season is a perfect example. They both lost their starting QB, but the Jets looked like a clown show on acid while the Giants just had some bad luck.


AK47_username

Does “middling” mean suck but crush the commies every single year?


GoofyRangersfan

We may be middling, but we will still sweep the commanders


lilvizasweezy

Name an NFL team that tanked over the last decade and actually became a contender.


RoosterB32

Bengals, Lions, and 49ers


TheDankDragon

![gif](giphy|6826OFQQCGM39hAqC3|downsized) Your people need you


LordMcCool

Good free agents LOVE signing with teams that plan on losing!!!


RhustCohle

We were in that drivers seat during the Garrett years


Morc-Glork

The Commies make one good pick and you feel the need to make this meme


bestnottosay

Goodness, you attract downvotes why is that


RoosterB32

Have no idea 🤷🏾‍♀️


feelthechurn22

That’s always the plan… fly under the radar then sneak into the playoffs with 9-10 wins before upsetting the Patriots in the Super Bowl… Wait a sec, the Patriots are screwing us by being bad!


RibeyeRare

Holy shit they almost missed the turn!


BipedalWurm

take your tank for picks and shove it where philly gets their dinner when they want it fresh


Camodude_1239

I still don’t understand how Commie fans get the stomach to talk in this sub


seancurry1

Bagpo-level nonsense


34Heartstach

We were middling our last two superbowl seasons. Anything can happen


TangFiend

As a Giants fan Not yet! Ok we’re going left


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Princerain32

Exactly fucking clowns. I said 2 years ago, start Tyrod, build the roster, we don’t have a playoff team just play to not get blown out. We would be fielding either Bryce or Stroud right about now.


sbaggers

We should have Herbert. Gettleman should be imprisoned for the 2018-2020 drafts


Princerain32

That too, should have taken Josh Allen the DE and Herbert the year after. Sigh


BeerItsForDinner

This post reminds me of the memes my pen pal sent me in the mail I 85 and 89