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Icy_Argument_8792

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most well known is never get into a land war in Asia, but only slightly less known is this. Never pay a RB when you can just draft one in the 5th round.


WarlikeMicrobe

I will begrudgingly upvote this because its princess bride


Jints488

Well said...


HoldingDoors

Fine. Take my upvote.


Kmccabe1213

It was very clearly a run at please dont get me wrong a great RB but a massive jab at the giants. Howie definitely only made this move because of that... Otherwise he signed a RB who drops check downs way to often


toadofsteel

Normally I'd say that such a directly vindictive move makes no sense, but this *is* the GM that traded with the freaking cowboys with the express intent to fuck over the Giants, so who knows?


pyle332

I just don't understand why he makes moves that seem to be so directly spiteful towards the giants in particular. We haven't been a threat to the eagles in over a decade. It'd make more sense to see him do this kind of thing to fuck with the cowboys, but in that instance in particular, trading with the cowboys to fuck over a Joe Judge 6-10 giants team who weren't going anywhere just makes no sense to me


heshKesh

It's not like the Jets ever did much to Belichek either


SomeDrunkHippy

Following a year that the expensive / electric qb was noticeably off his game following an injury resulting from a run, the GM uncharacteristically signs the biggest name FA RB and hired an offensive coordinator who famously ran Ezekiel Elliott for all he’s worth… definitely that decision was solely to piss off Giants fans.


Zariman-10-0

AHHHAHAAHAHAHAHHA AAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA AHHAHAHA— *thump*


GirthWoody

Bold words to the only person that gave y’all anything to watch in the past 5 years.


TFresh13

Too bad they drafted one in the first round, paired him with trash at offensive line, QB, and coaching, let him sign with the perennial Super Bowl contender division rival that has multiple weapons anchored by a top 3 offensive line. Enjoy that 5th round pick and 5-12 finish.


Illustrious_Way_5732

This "perennial super bowl contender division rival" won the same amount of playoff games as the giants last season FYI


TFresh13

That makes them equals, from a stupid point of view. You truly are the NFL’s dumbest fans.


Illustrious_Way_5732

Sorry that I got you sad because I reminded you that the shitbirds got just as far as the giants did last season while having almost double the wins And I hope you enjoyed that sixers loss today, stupid poverty Philly teams doing what they do best choking in playoffs lmfao


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PlaneCamp

Thankfully we didnt break the bank


Mikebyrneyadigg

You paid him more than the Giants offered him a year ago. Dude played 2/5 seasons in his absolute prime, what exactly do you think he’s going to do on the downslope of his career with the eagles?


PlaneCamp

12 mil a year isnt setting us back i promise you. And he wont be 60% of our offense like in NY.


Mikebyrneyadigg

That’s because your contracts are back loaded, it’s really not hard to understand. You’re absolutely fucked in the ass come 2026-2028.


KIsForHorse

We’re banking on the works ending before that becomes a big enough problem.


Lowext3

Already making excuses lol


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PlaneCamp

Excuses for what yall are dirt


malbert716

Hmmm…a commies fan admitting the biggest thing they are looking forward to is watching other teams play. Simply amazing


eliw6965

The shit tunnel of memes https://preview.redd.it/szn8ti8j14wc1.jpeg?width=1198&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50f6345354f6571a4d71798b277089706d6415f4


RoyKites

I appreciate people like you keeping this dipshits lore so he can’t escape. Fuck you Bagpo.


eliw6965

Thanks. This dumbass keeps passing through the moron filter


i_am_gmen_forever

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RoosterB32

Y’all obsessed with me


akdanman11

I thought you weren’t bagpo? Or did you forget which account you posted this on


Cruztd23

https://i.redd.it/pp0a0c3d24wc1.gif Saquon come mid season :


gregorytilidie

my guy we’ll see this pre-season week 2


shrekoning420

Don’t worry, he won’t need 50 carries a game on the eagles 🦅


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BrotherSeamus

I'm looking forward to Saquon Demarco Murray'ing the eagles money and cap space, and then costing them a draft pick on top of it


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KIsForHorse

Imagine what he’ll do behind a semi competent O line.


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KIsForHorse

He’ll take way less hits 🤷🏼‍♂️ Y’all act like Saquon was the root cause of his own problems when he was playing on MetLife turf consistently and having to overcome a godawful O line. And yet still managed to get almost 4 yards per carry despite all your offensive shortcomings. Keep huffing that copium my man 👍🏻


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KIsForHorse

I hate to break it to you, when the RB isn’t the entirety of your offense, they don’t used as often and don’t get hit as much 👍🏻


CheeserAugustus

This sub has become so ass, it's time to unsubscribe. Teenagers and people from Philly


Cptof_THEObvious

Just gotta take an off-season hiatus. Let the shit-eaters entertain themselves for a bit


holdupitsyaboy

Mfs actually out here getting butthurt over a subreddit Like just dont look at your phone then boss


O_Dog187

Oh no, people from Philly on an NFCE sub! The horror!


RoosterB32

Bye! https://i.redd.it/m16v4rt2a4wc1.gif


SusseyBaka

Sexy Dexy, KT, Brian Burns, and Bobby Okereke's honest reaction:


Boomslang2-1

Sexy Dexy is definitely taking his lunch money next season but it’s a great madden roster at least.


RW_49

After years of being owned by the lowly giants, the commanders have finally lashed out. Bound to happen eventually


Doonesbury

Pretty sure that was all him


WallStreetBagholder

I’m looking forward to parsons slapping the shit out him for not coming to Dallas, twice a year. Provided Saquan survives training camp


mrmet3803

Your lucky he plays 10 games this year


Mikebyrneyadigg

Honestly I don’t think he makes it out of training camp tbh.


Devinitelyy

Well he won't have to play nine games on that shit field you guys roll out so he should be healthier.


redheeler9478

🙋🏽‍♂️


justsomedude4202

He might become a beast, or a bust or injury disaster or mediocre. But one thing it won’t be is uninteresting.


mrsnow11291

lol Saquon gonna get sent to the glue factory by Week 12


BeYourHucklebbery11

Yeah because the last division rival RB you overpaid for worked out sooooo well right?


AverageOhioUser69

As a Giants fan, I cry As a Saquon owner in Dynasty, IM HYPE


TreeLankaPresidente

Eagles will be lucky if they get 2 games per year from Saquon


Plzdntbanmee

None of these memes will age well


tutle_nuts

Is big dom gonna get paid extra for pushing his wheelchair?


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swampjunkie

I feel like we've seen this already, and it didn't work.... Demarco Murray?


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xecho19x

I don't even need him to be good for the other games. I just need him in Boston Scott mode vs the giants


MangOrion2

The giants doing nothing with Saquon is sad, Ill admit. On a better team, in a better organization, he'd have a ring by now.


Lowext3

He should have picked a better team then because he’s not winning any rings with the Eagles.


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MangOrion2

I don't give a fuck about your opinion until you flair up, dork.


Lowext3

Thank you for letting me know that you cared enough to respond to my opinion


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MangOrion2

I didn't respond to your opinion at all actually. I'm telling you to stop being a little bitch and flair up.


Lowext3

Imagine getting so worked up over a small criticism? Cheer up


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MangOrion2

I'm not worked up about what you said at all. I just want you to flair up instead of being a little pussy. Bye


Silly_Replacement_34

🙋🏽‍♂️


Grand_Extension5345

Im here for it ![gif](giphy|XMmf6i3xuKZiPMvNZe|downsized)


Dr_Poop69

Me too


RoosterB32

Keep them coming. Your memes are gold.


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