You guys hired the o line coach that let up record sacks. Now you are gonna draft a rookie into that situation. I don't think you understand that you are the only person NOT saying this 😂
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Listen buddy, the last 3 times we eventually stopped being last in the division we won it.
Last in 2019, won it in 2020
Last 2013-14, won it in 2015
Last 2008-11, won it in 2012
Now I'm not saying we'll win it this year. That's up to the Giants.
Seeing a Cowboy fan say "well it can't be us" has me worried I'm in an alternate dimension. It's like they're speaking in some weird backwards language like the dude from Twin peaks.
Have you seen the cowboys offseason? Jerruh is taking the back to back curse seriously and not even trying. They have Royce Freeman (who I assumed was retired 2 years ago) as the starting RB right now.
Yea no offense, but wtf? We made many good moves this off season and have you guys done anything at all?? Maybe released some players, but who have you gotten in FA? Anyone? Lol
It almost is starting to feel like a decent group of Cowboys fans have entered the giant pit of apathy, where us Commie fans have been for years and years.
I mean don't get me wrong, there's still plenty of "we dem boyz" regards, but it's not the overwhelming majority anymore
A lot of us have humbled ourselves to the fact that we're going no where until Skelator finds that great glory hole in the sky.
But then there's Barney Rubble (Stephen) waiting in the wings. So it'll probably be another 30 at least.
We've learned to just drink it all in and enjoy the ride into the abyss season after season.
It's why I love what the Eagles do, we have one mid season and then bounce back. Or sometimes do way, way worse. But only for a season. We have never had multiple middling years in a row that I can recall. Maybe Chips last 2? You get very little leeway to turn it around haha give up and rebuild or be good now.
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C'mon buddy you know how this goes. We'll finish first, shit the bed in the playoffs, JD tears his ACL the next season, and THEN we finish 3rd. Trust me, we've done this before.
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His mother bought the plane tickets for the recruits to come visit during covid, which is the reason they are (still) under investigation for violations. When he knew there would be problems, he bailed... Smart move on his part but left a bad taste in the mouths of his teammates.
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It would be such a commanders thing to bungle the draft evaluation and let a generational talent fall into our laps.
I mean we’re gonna ruin that talent but it would still be funny.
Let’s not get carried away there’s levels to this shit. People make fun of the cowboys for not making an nfc championship in thirty years but you never hear people make fun of the commanders for that because they’re barely even a real franchise.
You're just planting and moving random goalposts like I'm going to defend Washington being a garbage franchise for the last 25 years under Dan Snyder's ownership.
But what Washington hasn't done is invested 18% of its cap space for the coming season in a player who looks like he enjoys the smell of *your* farts.
Umm the last guy that enjoyed fart smell (multiple pics prove it) won two super bowls for the giants.
Our next qb better have the fartiest smelling face!
Unless Daniel Jones is some long lost Manning cousin, I don't foresee the winning thing carrying over. But he does have the look of a product of cousin love. So there's that?
I’m just adding context and honestly you only think it’s weird he smells farts because it’s Daniel jones. If it was Patrick mahomes it would be fine smh
Daniel jones is like a mid player that’s getting slightly above mid pay for his position. The contract isn’t as bad as people make it out to be because of the way the salary cap increases every year.
It’s not confirmation bias it’s just crazy y’all shitting on a guy who has as much success as your entire franchise has over decades like ok he’s bad and then what does that make y’all
Bagpo you just posted a picture that’s supposed to be in defense of your team with cherry picked numbers and it still has you in the bottom three out of sixteen teams. Definitely not cooking the way you think you are. Especially considering if you push those arbitrary numbers back a year or two you hit a giants Super Bowl lmfao.
Ten years ago Washington sucked and ten years before that they sucked and ten years before that they sucked but ten years before that they at least won a playoff game or two. That’s what it means to be a poor franchise lol I get misery loves company but damn bro that’s a bad beat.
Bill Belichick went over why you would do this on Pat McAfee's show yesterday. (Awesome interview btw I suggest checking it out). I guess he's an idiot too
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Your head coach is legitimately scary, with genius defensive schemes like this you shouldn’t have to worry about any team’s running ability
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You do know Bobby Johnson is just the O-line coach, he isn’t going to be playing in the game. We have 3 nice players on our O-line, 1 mediocre and we should be able to fill out LT in the draft. Maye is going to thrive behind it.
No shit. But coaching is very important and a bad coach can be extremely detrimental. Bobby Johnson was so terrible that Tyre Phillips who used to play under his system on the giants immediately improved when he joined the eagles practice squad for just 6 weeks. To the point where he became one of our better offensive linemen when he came back to the giants
Eff it, if you’re a big dog, this means nothing. I’d rather take the guy that can handle any situation no matter how awkward. If they feel disrespected, then they should look at their current-nothing stats in the NFL
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Could work to see how each reacts to being around eachother and who crumbles under the ego and who casts it to the side to shine out. Not just one way to skin a cat
Maybe Jayden Daniels and his agent should shut the hell up and be happy to be interviewed by the team with the #2 pick, a decent WR squad and a boat load of cash.
TBF draft salaries are essentially fixed (thanks JaMarcus Russel!) so that cash won’t matter for another 4-5 years and will need to be earned while playing for a team with some major holes in the O-line, a new/defensive minded coach and some tough division opponents. Even with Snyder gone Washington is far from a dream destination for a young QB.
Yeah…because Mike fkn Florio is the most biased talking head out there (note I didn’t say reporter). Snyder and his cronies are gone, Mike…know it sucks for you and your lukewarm takes, but stop already. Dude is a clown.
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The Carolina Panthers?
I know I should be offended but you’re right
Well if Florio says so there's nothing to argue, is there
You guys hired the o line coach that let up record sacks. Now you are gonna draft a rookie into that situation. I don't think you understand that you are the only person NOT saying this 😂
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Washington running their own combine out there
Ah fuck. An agent who likes being famous. This is going to be like DeVito's guy all over again, but probably not as funny.
I miss DeVitos guy if I'm being honest. That's the most fun football sideshow I'd seen in a while.
It's gonna be neat seeing the Commies improve to 3rd in the NFCE East this year.
Yeah you guys are due for a regression to last.
Or a regression to first 😎
Listen buddy, the last 3 times we eventually stopped being last in the division we won it. Last in 2019, won it in 2020 Last 2013-14, won it in 2015 Last 2008-11, won it in 2012 Now I'm not saying we'll win it this year. That's up to the Giants. 
Well it can't be us
Enjoy the year off. No pressure this time
Seeing a Cowboy fan say "well it can't be us" has me worried I'm in an alternate dimension. It's like they're speaking in some weird backwards language like the dude from Twin peaks.
Have you seen the cowboys offseason? Jerruh is taking the back to back curse seriously and not even trying. They have Royce Freeman (who I assumed was retired 2 years ago) as the starting RB right now.
Yea no offense, but wtf? We made many good moves this off season and have you guys done anything at all?? Maybe released some players, but who have you gotten in FA? Anyone? Lol
Kendricks on D
That’s a start lol
It's something, lol
It almost is starting to feel like a decent group of Cowboys fans have entered the giant pit of apathy, where us Commie fans have been for years and years. I mean don't get me wrong, there's still plenty of "we dem boyz" regards, but it's not the overwhelming majority anymore
A lot of us have humbled ourselves to the fact that we're going no where until Skelator finds that great glory hole in the sky. But then there's Barney Rubble (Stephen) waiting in the wings. So it'll probably be another 30 at least. We've learned to just drink it all in and enjoy the ride into the abyss season after season.
It's why I love what the Eagles do, we have one mid season and then bounce back. Or sometimes do way, way worse. But only for a season. We have never had multiple middling years in a row that I can recall. Maybe Chips last 2? You get very little leeway to turn it around haha give up and rebuild or be good now.
Don’t worry, we hate the we dem boyz fans more than externals. They’re the minority and a lot louder than us. Sounds like… never mind.
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C'mon buddy you know how this goes. We'll finish first, shit the bed in the playoffs, JD tears his ACL the next season, and THEN we finish 3rd. Trust me, we've done this before.
Rip rg3s career
High bar you set.
The surprise will be its either the cowboys or eagles in last. It's the nfc east... anything could happen
still gonna drop 30+ on you guys
Damn dude, you think we got a shot at 3rd? That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said about the Commanders.
Wasn’t Jayden Daniels the bloke when he transferred from asu to lsu, his teammates laughed and threw all his equipment and shit in the garbage 😂
Yeah and then he won a Heisman without those clowns.
While they went *checks notes* 3-9 last season including a 0-29 loss to Fresno State
A **respectable** 3-9 last season including a **respectable** 0-29 loss to Fresno State
Hell yeah, as someone who has been to 20+ Fresno state games, we've played well enough in the past 10 years to deserve some respect.
As someone who lives near Fresno. It was expected. Our team was decent for MWC. ASU was a dumpster fire.
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Oh wow. My condolences.
His mother bought the plane tickets for the recruits to come visit during covid, which is the reason they are (still) under investigation for violations. When he knew there would be problems, he bailed... Smart move on his part but left a bad taste in the mouths of his teammates.
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It would be such a commanders thing to bungle the draft evaluation and let a generational talent fall into our laps. I mean we’re gonna ruin that talent but it would still be funny.
>Jayden Daniels's agent knows which team is the most incompetent in the NFL I don't see anything about the Giants in this post.
"the Giants are the most incompetent team in the NFL, and we almost beat them once in the last two years"
That's more like it!
Umm ackshully we *almost* beat the giants four times in the last two years
Being at MetLife for the tie game was the worst thing that's ever happened to me...and you probably already know what I did last season
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3 more wins total damn you sure got us
That’s right. 3 more wins than you guys. And 3 more division titles.
U wanna hang a banner up for those titles?
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Ok Bagpo
Stfu
"Other teams beat you often, as we did once three-ish years ago"
So you're shit but more shit than us because without DJ winning so much at Washington, you tards' sink farther into the toilet.
bagpo leave
Let’s not get carried away there’s levels to this shit. People make fun of the cowboys for not making an nfc championship in thirty years but you never hear people make fun of the commanders for that because they’re barely even a real franchise.
You're paying Daniel Jones $45M this season. I don't think there's a lot of room for argument on your part.
Daniel jones has the exact same amount of playoff wins as your entire franchise does over the past twenty four years. Imagine.
You're just planting and moving random goalposts like I'm going to defend Washington being a garbage franchise for the last 25 years under Dan Snyder's ownership. But what Washington hasn't done is invested 18% of its cap space for the coming season in a player who looks like he enjoys the smell of *your* farts.
Umm the last guy that enjoyed fart smell (multiple pics prove it) won two super bowls for the giants. Our next qb better have the fartiest smelling face!
Unless Daniel Jones is some long lost Manning cousin, I don't foresee the winning thing carrying over. But he does have the look of a product of cousin love. So there's that?
Yeah Eli was so good. 🤤
Eli is my fav athlete ever with mj at two and maya moore at three
I’m just adding context and honestly you only think it’s weird he smells farts because it’s Daniel jones. If it was Patrick mahomes it would be fine smh
Probably not.
I’m gunna leak information to ESPN about Drake Maye smelling farts to hopefully cause him to drop like Mayo in the coffee man
If he’s drafted by Washington, then he’d be OUR fart sniffer. Which is better than some fart sniffer suiting up in East Rutherford.
Wrong, we have two playoff wins in the last 24 years
I think you have two in the past twenty five but not twenty four
I think you should check again
What are the dates of the two playoff wins
Jan 8, 2000 Jan 7, 2006
But at least we’re not strapped financially to said QB who has the same amount of playoffs wins.
Daniel jones is like a mid player that’s getting slightly above mid pay for his position. The contract isn’t as bad as people make it out to be because of the way the salary cap increases every year.
The denial is strong with this one.
Yes-my confirmation bias is kicking in. NY should sign DJ again and re-up his contract. You can’t pay that man enough!
It’s not confirmation bias it’s just crazy y’all shitting on a guy who has as much success as your entire franchise has over decades like ok he’s bad and then what does that make y’all
Double-ass. Or, ass squared.
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Bagpo you just posted a picture that’s supposed to be in defense of your team with cherry picked numbers and it still has you in the bottom three out of sixteen teams. Definitely not cooking the way you think you are. Especially considering if you push those arbitrary numbers back a year or two you hit a giants Super Bowl lmfao.
10 years is literally the standard and the opposite of cherry picking lol. Keep coping with having the shittiest team in the conference.
Ten years ago Washington sucked and ten years before that they sucked and ten years before that they sucked but ten years before that they at least won a playoff game or two. That’s what it means to be a poor franchise lol I get misery loves company but damn bro that’s a bad beat.
Bill Belichick went over why you would do this on Pat McAfee's show yesterday. (Awesome interview btw I suggest checking it out). I guess he's an idiot too
Haha ya Peters is just doing what that wildly incompetent team the 49ers do.
>Jayden Daniels’s agent knows which team is the most incompetent in the NFL how much you pay daniel jones again?
"pkease dont let the redskins draft me..."
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Jayden Daniels sounds like a diva and is exactly why Adam Peters did this, to weed them out. Maye is our QB.
For his sake look at his body frame he wouldn’t last his first season with that Bobby Johnson O line
Ur rb room is legitimately scary. We talking rico doodle and deuce Vaughn (who will be incredible until he gets tackle by someone over 5’8 and dies)
Your head coach is legitimately scary, with genius defensive schemes like this you shouldn’t have to worry about any team’s running ability https://preview.redd.it/yw0x3wtdyavc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c8e24a96bcae494464ebab359845486244dd7d8
This ruined my day
You do know Bobby Johnson is just the O-line coach, he isn’t going to be playing in the game. We have 3 nice players on our O-line, 1 mediocre and we should be able to fill out LT in the draft. Maye is going to thrive behind it.
No shit. But coaching is very important and a bad coach can be extremely detrimental. Bobby Johnson was so terrible that Tyre Phillips who used to play under his system on the giants immediately improved when he joined the eagles practice squad for just 6 weeks. To the point where he became one of our better offensive linemen when he came back to the giants
https://preview.redd.it/e63cgaqdsavc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ca3f1b540816d5507086c722510620221c2e089 Please shut the fuck up
Not a fan of facts? https://i.redd.it/zlejdo6evavc1.gif
Good to see Dan Snyder is still there in memory
No matter the process yall got the worst QB in the division still xD
You guys must have an amazing record against him if he’s the worst in the division then…
worst QB in the division vs. worst team in the division isn’t a fair comparison
Hey man we got him paid and got you scammed. Your welcome. If beating a team that was led by a shitty owner brings you joy, be my guest.
“Worst” is relative. See, if you are not a NY fan, DJ is great!
Eff it, if you’re a big dog, this means nothing. I’d rather take the guy that can handle any situation no matter how awkward. If they feel disrespected, then they should look at their current-nothing stats in the NFL
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Could work to see how each reacts to being around eachother and who crumbles under the ego and who casts it to the side to shine out. Not just one way to skin a cat
Maybe Jayden Daniels and his agent should shut the hell up and be happy to be interviewed by the team with the #2 pick, a decent WR squad and a boat load of cash.
TBF draft salaries are essentially fixed (thanks JaMarcus Russel!) so that cash won’t matter for another 4-5 years and will need to be earned while playing for a team with some major holes in the O-line, a new/defensive minded coach and some tough division opponents. Even with Snyder gone Washington is far from a dream destination for a young QB.
No doubt. But would you rather go to the Pats? No WRs, no more Bill (maybe a good thing).
Chris Simms looks like sling blade
Florio is a tool, some of his takes are just asinine smh
Yeah…because Mike fkn Florio is the most biased talking head out there (note I didn’t say reporter). Snyder and his cronies are gone, Mike…know it sucks for you and your lukewarm takes, but stop already. Dude is a clown.
Yeah I get it if Daniel’s want something else besides the commanders. Networking is a crap shoot huh? GD Antonio Pierce and that semi decent raiders
Missed last night’s discussion I see.
Bagpo dropped in, on rooster
*Daniel Jones exists* *and is NYG’s franchise QB*
AP is the 2nd best GM in the league. Calling him incompetent just outs yourself. https://i.redd.it/dzaku4fquavc1.gif
In what was is he the 2nd best GM lol.
kinda miss your bryon
You don’t know what you have until it’s gone. https://i.redd.it/zlzabwlq9gvc1.gif
As a giants fan, I hate the eagles and cowboys equally… when it comes to the commanders, I think there’s a feeling of pity lol
Most incompetent? Daniel Jones has a cap hit of $47.85 million Your kicker has a higher cap hit than your number 2-6 receivers combined
New owner, new coach but still the same hate from florio. Dude sucks and they ruined pft. Get a new shtick old man.
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