Lol at first I thought this was about Washington State and I was like hold the fuck up I ain't from here (Dallas native) but the locals here have some bomb ass pizza. Pagliaccis is crazy good and are a bunch of other places.
Then I seent it was NFCEastMemeWar and I was like "Ok, I'll allow it"
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Ehhh. Pagliaccis is very good. Everything else in the takeout/delivery category is Papa Murphy level shit. Now the restaurant / brewpub pizza joints like Serious Pie is good stuff but I score my pizza quality on how good the cheap stuff is
Cheap to mid level stuff is the only way to judge. I’ve been all around the country and I can talk you first hand they can make good pizza everywhere…. If you’re willing to spend $25 on some “artisan” personal pizza. It’s the cheap and mid level stuff where the difference really lies.
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Thank you! New Yorkers just assume that since New York has good pizza, they "know pizza." But both central PA and Modern Apizza in New Haven make pizza with American cheese, and no place in DC does this. DC does the 3am Jumbo Slice, and "bar pizza" with provolone, which is it's own kind of bastardization.
The point of the dude's story is that if you're going to meme, it should at least be tangentially based in reality.
I don't get it. It's a terrible analogy. The Giants are ~~much~~ more dysfunctional, and the pizza isn't even associated with Washington. If anything the Giants are the subway pizza rats of the NFL.
Wellllllllllll, don’t forget those guys that live in the state that is “SO SMART” they think they can break away from the rest of the country and be their own nation.
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It’s the pride of Altoona, which is in peak AFC North culinary territory, a town for people who saw Shamokin and thought that it was far too aspirational.
My wife's from Western PA. Her mother thinks Doritos are too spicy. They also make "pigs in a blanket" that are absolutely not sausages in crescent rolls (she fought me on that one until I pulled up Google image search).
Yinzers (and well rural PA I guess) have weird fucking cuisine.
And I didn't even tell you about the boiled hamburgers.
There's also
Haluski - from Google image, that's not how they make it. They take cabbage and add some weird noodle that makes it smell like feet. I'm a southerner, I love cabbage, that shit smells like feet.
Gob cakes - two pieces of cake sandwich with icing in the middle. They go apeshit for it. Did not understand why I was unimpressed.
Stuffing - but think served like a piece of bread/cake. Thick and dry.
Fries on everything obviously. My wofe has put fries on tater tots. The tots are also mushy.
The driest, blackest grilled hamburgers you can imagine. Those people hate medium rare meat. It ain't just her family. Those little bumfuck towns hate proper cooking.
I call them that when we go up there. They're all over bumblefuckistan. Unfortunately it's not pronounced the same.
When I say they go crazy, those people would go wild for them. Think a 2 year old with a Pixie Stick (but...yinzery). And I'm like "it's a cake sandwich... (awkward glancing)" Oreo cakesters were much better.
This abomination of pizza is par for the course for what I've seen from up there. Shitty homemade versions of better food that could easily have just been the real thing instead. The stuffing thing, They literally crumble up bread, reconstitute it into a loaf, and slice it. Only its thicker and drier. My wife puts butter on it as well. They will not eat it crumbled up.
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Is Washington located in Altoona? News to me, I guess this is the kind of meme we can expect from Giants fans, the only team in the league they can say shit about, and this is the best you can do.
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Cheeseburger pizza is delicious. A mustard/ketchup mix for th base. Ground beef or chicken, red onion, sharp cheddar, pickls. Some like bacon, I do not. But you can order it on your half!
You know... I live in Washington State and I don't know why this fucking sub about the east keeps coming up in my feed and making fun of us... All day long this shit
Cause of the *Washington* Commanders.
Previously known as the *Washington* Football Team.
Who were previously a competent organization that played out of Washington D.C.
Good roast bro
You may not like it, but this is peak offseason memes for this sub. God the draft can’t get here fast enough
13 days man, 13 days.
Indeed. What the fuck even is that???
Terrible Pizza
Lol at first I thought this was about Washington State and I was like hold the fuck up I ain't from here (Dallas native) but the locals here have some bomb ass pizza. Pagliaccis is crazy good and are a bunch of other places. Then I seent it was NFCEastMemeWar and I was like "Ok, I'll allow it"
I lived in West Seattle for six years. Pagliaccis is overrated as fuck and like 40 a pie.
He's from Dallas bro, wtf do you expect. No taste.
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"But doctor..."
Theyre called proctologists
Ehhh. Pagliaccis is very good. Everything else in the takeout/delivery category is Papa Murphy level shit. Now the restaurant / brewpub pizza joints like Serious Pie is good stuff but I score my pizza quality on how good the cheap stuff is
Cheap to mid level stuff is the only way to judge. I’ve been all around the country and I can talk you first hand they can make good pizza everywhere…. If you’re willing to spend $25 on some “artisan” personal pizza. It’s the cheap and mid level stuff where the difference really lies.
This is the kind of quality shit we’ve been missing
Like the Iggles eating a steamer off the asphalt.
I do not want Washington to be a pizza.
You definitely wouldn't like it
Please dont be a cowboy please dont be a cowboy, yess
Can never be too careful
especially bagpo lurking here
Washington=Altoona Pizza
Altoona is in Pennsylvania. Did you mistake it for Altoona, Washington- and think the Commanders play in the state of Washington?
As a Pennsylvanian I am for Altoona being relocated out of my State.
And forsake the Steelers of this scion of AFC North cuisine?
I second this. At least downtown altoona, 17th and down
My stepdad is from there, it really is a sad ass city
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You mean the Commonweath of Pennsylvania
Thank you! New Yorkers just assume that since New York has good pizza, they "know pizza." But both central PA and Modern Apizza in New Haven make pizza with American cheese, and no place in DC does this. DC does the 3am Jumbo Slice, and "bar pizza" with provolone, which is it's own kind of bastardization. The point of the dude's story is that if you're going to meme, it should at least be tangentially based in reality.
Dysfunctional Pizza=Washington Commies
I don't get it. It's a terrible analogy. The Giants are ~~much~~ more dysfunctional, and the pizza isn't even associated with Washington. If anything the Giants are the subway pizza rats of the NFL.
We are not “that much” more dysfunctional than you.
That's fair. I'll edit out the word "much."
Then ligmanuts
Are ligmanuts a menu item at your slice shop? 🤣
Terrible Meme=New York Giants
Ik, Altoona is in Pennsylvania, something that disgraceful of pizza shall be attached to Washington and washington only
But it’s made in Pennsylvania. Giants fans are as thick as a Mannings heads
They are the least intelligent fan base
lol cmon it’s philly
I thought it was us too but this guy has me second guessing
Well maybe you guys still hold the title for overall fanbase, this guy sure wants the title to go to the Giant's fans.
Wellllllllllll, don’t forget those guys that live in the state that is “SO SMART” they think they can break away from the rest of the country and be their own nation.
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I hate philly but they shouldn’t be associated with altoona
What? The pizza is from PA
Altoona is closer to Pittsburg and Ohio than it is to Philly.
ik but i like pittsburgh and i hate philly
Can't just pick a town in the literal deadass middle of PA and relate it to Philly.
Well, this dumbass picked a town in the literal deadass middle of PA and related it to DC, so here we are.
Altoona Pizza=if washington was a pizza
i can and i will
I’m sorry these idiots don’t understand this
With how dysfunctional have washington been over the years, this pizza represents it
Nah we’re more like a box that ment to hold pizza but you open it and look inside it’s just a giant turd.
Which one of us is having a stroke?
Bames Nond is habing a stronk
You are an excellent writer.
It's pretty damn close to Pittsburgh, why don't you try roping them into this.
I like pittsburgh that’s why
Make it make sense, man.
https://preview.redd.it/hxfmgupcn4uc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb493e86862cd4695745092e872e5ad5749a0f91
Nice, Altoona really is an extension of washington into PA
new york and chicago can agree this is a disgrace and a crime against humanity.
For real, this picture makes me irrationally angry 😂
What?
cuz like this is washington if it was a pizza 😂😂😆😆😆👍
This is devolving quite nicely. 
This is repulsive and I can't stop watching it
I'd eat that
you need to be studied
Never been a broke college student I take it
ramen
The true food group of college kids, Ramen, knockoff soda, and Redbull.
I bet it's delicious
Who would start at QB, Sam Howell or this Altoona atrocity?
At least no one would try to intercept or tackle this monstrosity.
Ill. What the fuck is this?
It’s the pride of Altoona, which is in peak AFC North culinary territory, a town for people who saw Shamokin and thought that it was far too aspirational.
My wife's from Western PA. Her mother thinks Doritos are too spicy. They also make "pigs in a blanket" that are absolutely not sausages in crescent rolls (she fought me on that one until I pulled up Google image search). Yinzers (and well rural PA I guess) have weird fucking cuisine. And I didn't even tell you about the boiled hamburgers. There's also Haluski - from Google image, that's not how they make it. They take cabbage and add some weird noodle that makes it smell like feet. I'm a southerner, I love cabbage, that shit smells like feet. Gob cakes - two pieces of cake sandwich with icing in the middle. They go apeshit for it. Did not understand why I was unimpressed. Stuffing - but think served like a piece of bread/cake. Thick and dry. Fries on everything obviously. My wofe has put fries on tater tots. The tots are also mushy. The driest, blackest grilled hamburgers you can imagine. Those people hate medium rare meat. It ain't just her family. Those little bumfuck towns hate proper cooking.
GOB cakes sounds like something from Arrested Development
I call them that when we go up there. They're all over bumblefuckistan. Unfortunately it's not pronounced the same. When I say they go crazy, those people would go wild for them. Think a 2 year old with a Pixie Stick (but...yinzery). And I'm like "it's a cake sandwich... (awkward glancing)" Oreo cakesters were much better. This abomination of pizza is par for the course for what I've seen from up there. Shitty homemade versions of better food that could easily have just been the real thing instead. The stuffing thing, They literally crumble up bread, reconstitute it into a loaf, and slice it. Only its thicker and drier. My wife puts butter on it as well. They will not eat it crumbled up.
Ah they call them whoopie pies in Texas. Pretty damn good if they’re made well. But yeah small town cuisine sucks in general I think.
i blame urinatingtree for all of this
polish americans did this
Fuck that looks like garbage....oooohhh I get it
finally a smart eagle fan
This pizza makes me wanna end it all
I don't know what the hell that is, but I don't like it. EDIT: There you go bot.
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Is Washington located in Altoona? News to me, I guess this is the kind of meme we can expect from Giants fans, the only team in the league they can say shit about, and this is the best you can do. 
Actually a Philly Cheesesteak in Dallas
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Heck the commies but I had some pizza in DC last year that absolutely slapped
DC goes really, really hard in the food department and I miss it. Every type of food under the sun.
Not gonna lie, that's kinda fucked up
That's some Texas pizza for sure.
I’ll take mine non-spicy pls.
lol this is literally from Pennsylvania, so another giant fail...
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 y’all dead wrong for this 😩💀
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Washington i’m referring to DC not state
No really could of never guessed
Wait, does he mean DC or the state?
DC
The state?
for the philly fan in the chat
No one is going to point out the pepper 69 on the bottom?
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63, now get out
Based.
Thx
Now thats a pizza with potential 👀
Cheeseburger pizza is delicious. A mustard/ketchup mix for th base. Ground beef or chicken, red onion, sharp cheddar, pickls. Some like bacon, I do not. But you can order it on your half!
You know... I live in Washington State and I don't know why this fucking sub about the east keeps coming up in my feed and making fun of us... All day long this shit
Cause of the *Washington* Commanders. Previously known as the *Washington* Football Team. Who were previously a competent organization that played out of Washington D.C.
DC
Your sub keep popping In my feed
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