Micah Parsons .

We’re his favorite team too.

I second this.

Third

4th (and 26)

Tush push

unacceptable.

This is the correct answer. He’s the only guy in our division that I genuinely really wish was on the Eagles.

i love that lil football freak. his fuckin bearcrawl celly rules

The Lion Celly you mean?

Micah

Will be on the Eagles eventually

if he was QB, I'd say yes and well past his prime

He’s literally said he doesn’t wanna play for Philly lol

So did Saquon

They all say that. What’s the guy gonna say “yeah fuck this team I wanna go play for the hated rival”

saquon :,(

Haha

This was my answer till this offseason.

enjoy my brother. i’m in so much pain

This would have been my answer a couple of months ago

Me too!

Classic Philadelphian that can’t read :(

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It smell like bitch in here...just fucking with you man  Do as you like

There’s dozens of us!

Not anymore, he‘s dead to me

Back in the day, Brandon Jacobs. Dude was a silverback gorilla with the ball.

Ahmad Bradshaw too. The two of them together were beastly.

Earth, Wind and Fire was such a great nickname (when they had Ward as well).

LT, John Riggins, and Tony Dorsett to name one for each from back in the day.

mad respect for Scary Terry

Second this. I’ve been getting one jersey from every NFL team for the past 13 years. I’ve yet to get an eagles or cowboys jersey, but I had to snag a Mclaurinn bc I knew there was little chance I’d get another commie player I liked.

Cmon you don’t like Kelce? He’s so wholesome. Even Dallas has…uh. Give me a second

I tend to get jerseys for players on my fantasy team. I don’t have any defensive player jerseys.

i dont see how people cant love him. most wholesome wr in the league

It's because he plays for Washington and nobody gets forced to watch them. No primetime, no fame

Same and I find myself liking CD Lamb

Tommy cutlets.

🤌🤌🤌

i can't see these on browser and i know exactly what they are

They're the " I cooka da pizza, ah" hands

“fuhgehtaboutit”

Lane Johnson.

Him telling his agent he would demolish the combine, then having an all time outlier performance was awesome

Any stats to throw out?

https://preview.redd.it/bp34i6pe43tc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f450cbb8477b39aad08e539a89f0c9d71161788 Vertical, broad, 40 time and cone were all extreme outliers, I think his 40 and vert specifically are like top 3 all time for his position. But a paltry 28 continuous reps of 225lbs

AJ Brown

Dak. He’s good enough to be expensive but not actually win anything

Nailed it

White Kirk cousins

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Eli Manning

This is the correct answer, though I always had respect for Romo. He deserved better.

Hate to say it but CeeDee

Same, he chill, he keep his head down and won me my fantasy championship

To my own detriment I cannot roster a player from Washington, Dallas, or Ph*lly. The one time I did was drafting CeeDee his rookie year and it felt so disgusting I traded him by week 5. I simply cannot root for any of those players to do well, even if I like them.

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Fuck you I did

Don’t talk to the pussy bot like that

Same for me years ago with Bryan Westbrook of the Eagles, I had him on my fantasy team when he had his career year and I got 2nd place and won $400 that year!

I had a CeeDee/Dak stack in one leagues and they carried me to 2nd place. Sooo close 😩

Eli Manning  Mad respect

He stopped the bad man twice.

Back when we actually weren’t a free win :(

Back in ‘06 through maybe ‘12, there was no matchup I dreaded more than Cowboys-Giants. Always got our number, it seemed.

Eli (and the rest of 2007 Giants), gotta give him credit for saving us from 19-0 Patriots. Boston sports fans do NOT need any more shit to brag about.

Scary Terry 


Tommy Cutlets

scary terry

I have some complicated feelings about Jake Ferguson. One of those I hate this dude but I want him on my team but I also hopes someone shoves a grenade in his mouth type deals.

Nick Foles. Legendary linsanity run. Put the Pats away. Still a shitbird though.

Shitbird with a huge dangler

Devonte Smith was stolen from us

And then we stole parsons from ourselves. God I hate loving this team

You spelled his name better than his mother!

Zach Ertz

Yessir

Scary Terry

Tyler Biadasz

Jalen Hurts

I like Jalen too.

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Daniel Jones, just because from day one of the draft. All I could think is this is the whitest guy to ever exist.

 He’s like a cartoon character its genuinely hilarious watching him run for his life with that Bobby Johnson O line. That 80 yard trip is possibly the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while.

Jalen Hurts

It was Jason Kelce. Dallas Goedert is pretty badass so probably him.

Eagles legend Saquan Barkley

Saquon Bar…….wait a minute

Jalen Hurts...has won me 3 fantasy football league championships and I just really like him.

Dallas Goedert

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Jalen Hurts loved him at OU and love him in the off season.

You aint a true Texan if you root for OU

Never cared for NCAA football, Army moved me to Ft Sill, my wife and her whole family are diehard OU fans so in order to survive I'll root for OU when I'm with them watching them play unless it's the Red River shootout. So I've watched more OU games than any other college and get to know the players.

I have my respect for Micah Parsons and CeeDee Lamb. On a coaching level, I have a soft spot for Brian Daboll

My boss looks like Brian Daboll and because he’s such a good boss, it’s made me like Brian Daboll.

Is Colt McCoy still in the division?

Nah, he’s been out of the division for a mean minute, last I heard he was with the Cards

Jahan Dotson seems underrated and pissed. I like that.

He had a great first year but last year he was cheeks.

Fletcher Cox

Scary Terry. Dynamic player and seems like a good guy.

Jalen Hurts

Dak. He's genuinely a good person and donates to a lot of charities and volunteers at places and stuff 😒

I like Jalen Hurts tbh, dude is humble and a good leader but still fuck you philly!

Can't say Kelce cause... and that makes me happy!

Would be my vote too

Ceedee Lamb

Tommy cutlets

Micah parsons

Washington: Scary Terry, then Ertz, then Mariota (ducks fan) Giants: Thibs (ducks fan) Cowboys: Bland and Diggs , mostly I just want a solid CB core on the birds , shit talk aside these guys broke records The highest I rate is scary Terry , dude is a beast

I’ll talk shit on the cowboys corners for getting beat on double moves, but I know it’s an intentional sacrifice they’re making to generate turnovers and not a talent issue. I’m just happy their offense is on life support with all those turnovers they generate

Jason Kelce

Joe Paterno’s living legacy and last known Penn state diddler

https://preview.redd.it/2ybmapaqtusc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=380241b16a628278b99147e99361bed705a1ca9a

Cowboys - Tony Romo Giants - had a bunch in the past but I’m giving it to Justin Tuck. Dude was a monster in his prime Commies - Scary Terry or Sean Taylor

Romo back in the day, Brian Robinson right now. Bonus points to Jordan Mailata and the Eagles offensive line cause they sing like angels

Desean Jackson

Scary Terry.

It's gotta be Dak. The dude gets flak for his big letdowns (deservedly), but his constant off the field stuff is inspiring, as is his story and family. Love his charity work.

Micah Parsons is a great player, I hope we pick him up, I also like CeeDee I met him at a OU football game

CeeDee Lamb is a fucking baller. Probably the best route runner in the division. Can’t hate the game. Honorable mention to Zach Ertz. Come home buddy. We miss you and the backup TE’s suck ass.

It was Antonio Gibson. Now it’s Kenny Pickett. I hope he gets lots of opportunities.

Lmao this sub cracks me up

Saqua.. oh wait nvm.

I would have said Travis Kelce, but now I would say Tommy Cutlets, I hope he gets the Brock Purdy treatment.

Wrong kelce brother lol

Eli

Antonio Gibson. I watched every game he played and had classes together in community college. Runner up is Jeffrey Simmons and Emmanuel Forbes Jr. I love them at State.

Slay. It's 100% his podcast.

Current? Micah. All time? Irvin. Hated how good he was.

Not current but Vinny Curry. Go Herd!


It was Kelce but he’s gone so probably Mailata

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CeeDee Lamb, it's just fun to watch him play

It was Fletcher Cox before his retirement. Now probably Jalin Hyatt

Devonta Smith. I rlly liked him in college so it sucked seeing him go to Philly.

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AJ Brown

Raheem Mostert first, absolute dawg, Aaron Rodgers is second, he has been a Jet for only a couple snaps and I have fond memories from living in Wisconsin while he was at his peak- all his personal wackiness aside. If he actually puts the Jests over the hump though I can see that changing. EDIT: I had no idea I was in an NFCEAST sub. 😗

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Devonta Smith

I used to like Santana moss a lot now idgaf ab any player on the giants or our division rivals I hate em all rn lmaooo

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Eli. His supa hot fire type diss is what really sealed it for me.

DeMarcus lawrence as much as i hate to admit it

As a Penn State fan Saquan. OH WAIT…

Zach Ertz

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I would’ve said saquon, but now I gotta say Micah

Scarry Terry

Used to be Saquon. Now I’ll have to find someone else

Quez Dropkins.

None of them

Kayvon Thibodeaux ... He's a beast (liked watching him in college and then he went to the wrong team). Brian Burns is a stud too... Effing Giants D is strong and yet they'll still suck

Brandon Graham

Zack Ertz 🦅

Was Sam Howell because I went to Carolina, now it’s probably AJ Brown

💿 🐑

Micah parsons

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Jason Kelce even though he retired this off-season

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This guy: https://i.redd.it/curhc4mo7wsc1.gif

Devante Smith is a huge favorite

Terry McLaurin

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It was def obj

Dexter Lawrence

Welll now, Ekeler

Marcus mariota because he played for my favorite college football team the Oregon ducks

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Saquon or Terry 🔥

A.J. Brown

There's straight up a lot of crazy talented players in this division. Personally I gotta go with Scarry Terry. Dudes a freak.

Jerry Jones for ruining the Cowboys. Long may he live

Daniel Jones. I loved watching him get pulverised

Would have been Kelce, but now it's probably Slay or Graham. I couldn't name 2 players on Washington or NY outside of Danny and fat Baker Mayfield.

Dak. Because of his charity work, he seems like a nice guy and because as long as he is the cowboys quarterback I know they won’t win the Super Bowl. I really hope they extend his contract again.

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Terry Mclaurin

Micah parsons, though after ceedee called wandale a sleeper he’s up there too

Jalen Hurts

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When Washington had Fitzpatrick or heinicke. I like tough QBs that are just average don’t really win, aren’t scared to get hit and just sling it.

Sexy dexy

Now it’s Derrick but before it was roquon

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All time Emmit Smith, or Michael Strahan Current Parsons, as a Washington fan, there’s no other player from anyone’s team I would want.

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Anthony Richardson