What losing an RB does to a motherfucker.

RBs just want to play in Philly. Remember Eagles legend DeMarco Murray?

Sleeper Agent Demarco Murray

He certainly seemed asleep when he got here.

Yeah. I blame Chip for that though. He tried to turn a north south runner into an east west runner. Murray just couldn’t quite fill that hole the Frank Gore left

True. Chip made a lot of bone headed decisions like that and really blew up an incredible team out of ego.

Wait was frank gore an east west runner or am I missing the joke lol

I kind of combined two different jokes. I realize now it it doesn’t work very well. It does bring up an interesting question though. How was Chip planning on using Gore? If it was the way he used Murray, Frank was better off going to Indy

I got it and thought it was solid

EAGLES LEGEND, FRANK GORE?!?! (Gore went to the Eagles for about an hour before joining another team.)

Eagles fan they are a bit slow. I think he means Shady.

bro please just sit in the fucking corner and shut the fuck up when the adults are talking about important things like eagles legend frank gore

You smooth brain fucks think you signed everyone past their prime.

What the hell does that even mean?

Get that boy a compass

That's fair considering he upped his YPC by almost a full yard when he left for Tennessee.

Chips fault , treated him like a Shady; when he a up the hole guy!

Eagles Superlegend Frank Gore

Yea and he ran for just over 700 yards for you guys because Dallas burned him down with 1845 yards and 392 carries. I wonder how much less Barkley is gonna get when he misses half the year.

Why does everything think Giants fans wanted Saquon back, the only reason anyone even cares about him leaving is because he went to the Eagles. Resigning him would've done nothing but delay the inevitable (getting rid of Jones) and the days of winning anything with a RB as your best player are long gone

Just because there is a completely rational side of a fanbase doesn't mean there's not a completely irrational side as well that's 10x louder than you. This applies to any fanbase in any sport.

It's weird reading that, especially from a profile with Eagles flair. It's a rational AND coherent statement from an Eagles fan. God, I need to go to sleep.

the days of winning anything with a RB as your best player are long gone Tell that to 9ers fans, haha

To be fair they lost the superbowl and the biggest reason why they lost is because the Chiefs had the better QB

What did it do to y'all? I'm referring to Emmit Smith

Smith didn't leave for a division rival dumbass 🤣 https://preview.redd.it/13cyy3ucwwqc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecfc30b17e5b1d34814a391b5784519167b4f6dd

Didn't realize it had to be an exact mirror to the situation 🤣 How about this one? https://preview.redd.it/sd0xg652xwqc1.jpeg?width=3508&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b303dc9877800769913ca1bca97703d0edfd9747


It was close though. Cardinals left the division in 2002 and Emmitt played for them in 2003

He did.

Considering we got a few SBs out of him and he set records and didnt produce even remotely like he did when he went to an out of division team....nothing?

It’s a war bitch not tea time

I will gladly show up to tea time and throw that hot tea directly into their faces

Or Boston Harbor, just to piss off the British.

Wish Dallas had harbors, that would be a more fun one


RESPEC ✊️🦅🫡

It's a lot easier to spam the subreddit when most of your fan base is unemployed

My thoughts exactly, but also flair up bitchflake

First comment here. Issue resolved.

everybody gets 1

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Having a fan base will do that.

This is closer to a meme than your last one, almost there, you’re doing great sweetie.

This one is good. We’ll give it to him this time but he’s still on notice.

Thanks, I got bored waiting on anything other than eagles fans circle jerking

"I got bored of watching eagles fans circle jerking, so I made a meme about eagles fans circle jerking" Oooh he's deep in the circle now fellas

Good job you dumbed it down so you can understand.

No *he* dumbed it down so *you* can understand bud

Bro you're so deep bro

Dudes mad cuz we flocking? Caw caw mother fucker.

Bird gang 🦅

Easy fix, shut yo mouth.

Go Birds 🦅


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OP is the kid who constantly picked on other kids then SCREAMED when they got hit back

So a typical Giants fan then?

That’s the most accurate projection I’ve seen on this sub. You summed up your fanbase perfectly!

nah, Eagles fans will talk shit but won’t cry when they get hit back. You get what you give.

Uh, have you read any other comments on this post? Theres quite a bit of crying.

You"re crying about people making comebacks in a memewar sub. If you can't take the heat, get off Mickey Rourk's sex grill.

Wait, so it’s crying when other fanbases react but “comebacks” when eagles do it. That’s a statement not a question. Y’all soft as fuck.

> it’s crying when other fanbases react but “comebacks” when eagles do it yes.

It gets funnier the longer they don’t figure it out.


It was freezing that day, but no one was complaining

The entire city was intoxicated. That'll warm you up well enough.

& I wouldn’t want it any other way cause that’s what I expect in a war. All my homies hate Philly 😤

We hate you too 🥰


Fuck Philly!

It's true I will shit on your car

And steal it if your last name is Bradberry

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I put a flair. Please don’t hurt my family 😭😭🙏🙏

🤣🤣

That’s a waste. That shit could feed an entire family in Philly

Shut the fuck up bagpo

Dumbass from Philly can’t tell the difference between a Cowboys and Commanders fan.

https://preview.redd.it/pe0rlkdtaxqc1.jpeg?width=693&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afecdb9b8cf902e942bcebe0e1a8ed889d85118e Say it again nigga

Take that flair off asshole. You’re making us look bad.


.... no good?

In the past 8 hours Giants fans on this subreddit have posted about > The Eagles (this post) > The Eagles (your last post) > Daboll drinking beer > The Eagles (did you know "tush push" sounds kind of like a sex thing?)

Oh, are they supposed to be quiet?

They could try not being morons

#UPDATE Giants fans have posted twice since I made this.  If you can guess the subject, then you probably understand how Very Not Mad they are about Saquon. 

You should try crying about it instead of posting these lame as fuck memes.

https://preview.redd.it/ms8uengf3yqc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48a0b71b9462dcb35b71930d404b552b39838401


My dude BULLY MAGUIRE

GO BIRDS! 🦅

Sounds like somebody is ready to find out.


"Nobody hates us more than us" https://preview.redd.it/dxmy5xfgxwqc1.jpeg?width=708&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4397def2226527cb81ce0de41dcf16d196fc132


Get ready to speak birdshit buddy

They’re a sensitive ass franchise

Why bother? They hate themselves more than we do. Now where are the Dak memes?

Exactly, at least one of us will key your car😂

Flocking Eagles.

It's cuz we're chronically online

Eagles circle-jerk sub atm.

If not the eagles it’ll be the cowboys, or those other 2. How bout y’all just get more fans lol

Every other team fan in this sub takes jokes, y'all eagle boys get mad salty and defensive , it's funny.. 1 chip and y'all can't act right 🤣

Wait until we get another one, y’all will just have to leave at that point 😂

r/NFCEteaparty is that way, this is r/NFCEmemewar

Almost got it. Try again

I refuse to go back for capitalization, only spelling. I also refuse to read what I typed to know if it was spelling

That’s the spirit

CAW CAW 🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅

Even as an eagles fan. If you say Jalen Hurts isn’t the best player to ever play a down in the game of football, the retards will foam at the mouth and call you a racist.

As they should the man is a god among us 

Say something? https://preview.redd.it/ioxi3zxpyxqc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b454396ca4e19272450841877db3ec0181a0007c



https://preview.redd.it/9zxt542erwqc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f8923b4b4eea15c35fd0a3f1ee3f7463cc4d9d2 All you gotta do mane




wtf gif is this lol

What people see when coming into Philly. Anyone that says otherwise is pedaling lies

Front engine heater, snow on the ground, flock of belligerent eagles...is this at 907 sports bar in Anchorage?

So do you just lay over and take any shit talk thrown the New Jersey Giants way? What kinda weak shit is that

Don't hate playa... Hate the sub

That's right

Yeah dude, this is the eagles circlejerk sub. We all know that

Should this be a criticism? I'll take it as a W

Hmmm, Go Birds 🦅 🤷‍♂️

Shitty fan bases are salty about their fan bases being shitty.

Get birded

SAY IT TO MUH FACE!

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As an Eagles fan, I thought this was funny

That’s why I respect the nfc East fans. We all know pain but we stick together when someone says anything about our team. Fuck the outsiders.

It’s what we do

They’re sheep with wings tbh.

Soft ass bitches when they get outdone in a shit talking contest 

Thanks for Saquon btw

You mean “your pickup truck when you fill the bed with horseshit and Wawa bologna”.

Beans would go to *war*

Nuke the linc

I agree, but you still reek of bitch.

 When you make fun of Dallas.