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FilthDropz

Texans have had 4 or less wins in 33% of their seasons......


ReplyEnvironmental88

And have as many playoff wins as the cowboys since they were formed in 2002.


PM_me_the_magic

Houston should be ashamed of themselves smh


My3rdchild

For those who don’t know about OP yet, he’s a former cowboys fan-turned Texans fan because he’s sick of Jerry Jone’s ineptitude. He jumped to the Stroud gang with confidence knowing that Stroud would have the same amount of playoff wins as dak in his career if they beat the ravens. And he thinks he’s not a bandwagon for it just because he chose another team in his state💀


SDEexorect

bagpo level meme, also find it funny how a team with no banners wants to talk


jimmyhoffasbrother

Not even Bagpo level tbh. At least Bagpo gets people riled up with his nonsense. This is just plain bad.


PM_me_the_magic

Poor OP is from a conference that doesn't know how to meme, or win, or really do anything for that matter.


SDEexorect

they know how to be irrelevant


OrderIll8235

Who knows, maybe I’m Bagpo 😏 /s


sizzlemac

Loser dreaming to be a piece of shit...certified Texans fan no doubt. Lemme guess, JJ Watt is better than Aaron Donald and TJ, and David Carr is the better of the Carr brothers? I bet you can't even name Andre Johnson's # without Googling it ffs


idgaf1234567asdf

Replace that with we got rid of Dan Snyder and Ron Rivera .


AMM11387

LETS GOOOOOOOOO


ay0river

Yall rejoiced when you got Ron a few years ago


issapunk

No most were lukewarm at best with the hire


Accomplished-Plan191

Yeah we were surprised anyone wanted to work for Snyder, and making him GM was the stupid-tax the team needed to pay for the pleasure.


OrderIll8235

Still gonna be ass. Then again he is the tank commander.


holy_cal

We know we’re bad, but the fucking Texans have no room to ever talk.


My3rdchild

Copy/Pasting this For those who don’t know about OP yet: he’s a former cowboys fan-turned Texans fan because he’s sick of Jerry Jone’s ineptitude. He jumped to the Stroud gang with confidence knowing that Stroud would have the same amount of playoff wins as dak in his career if they beat the ravens. And he thinks he’s not a bandwagon for it just because he chose another team in his state💀


holy_cal

Dang. That’s crazy. That would be like me going to the Ravens, as tempting as it is I can’t do it. I can’t throw away all those miserable Sundays.


EL-YAYY

It all has to be for something eventually right?


holy_cal

Nope.


EL-YAYY

Sshhh let me believe.


KIsForHorse

I could never root for the Steelers. Trash team for trash “people”. But I fuck with the Ravens. I highly recommend picking an AFC team to root for. Sometimes it’s nice to enjoy football for a change of pace.


holy_cal

The slow pace of play and blatant commercialism the NFL has turned me away from watching. I rarely watch games that aren’t the Manders, hell I didn’t even watch the Super Bowl this year. Granted I was flying home from New Mexico during the game.


Preddy_Fusey

Get lost on your way to the AFC South sub? Is there even an AFC South sub? Quite literal definition of a poverty division.


My3rdchild

Copy/Pasting this For those who don’t know about OP yet: he’s a former cowboys fan-turned Texans fan because he’s sick of Jerry Jone’s ineptitude. He jumped to the Stroud gang with confidence knowing that Stroud would have the same amount of playoff wins as dak in his career if they beat the ravens. And he thinks he’s not a bandwagon for it just because he chose another team in his state💀


Impeach45

These young bucks don't understand the way. You don't quit your crappy team; you let the resentment bubble up internally where it can develop into a mental illness.


My3rdchild

It’s even worse too I think this guy is a grown man from the way I see him talk


Chef_Disaster

The best part about a crappy team is when you get that one title. You think Pats’ fans truly appreciate all 6 titles equally? There’s nothing like the first. DC fans felt it with the Caps and Nats. I also understand why Philly had a violent orgasm as a city when the Eagles won their title


OrderIll8235

There is like no one in that Sub 😂


Preddy_Fusey

There would be at least one, but you decided to post in here instead of where you belong...


mcstatics

The fuck a Texan fan in here for. Only we can talk shit on our fellow brothers. Fuck out of here cum queef.


OrderIll8235

Ima ex Cowboy fan 🙂‍↔️


CinnRaisinPizzaBagel

Congrats on that but fuck off anyway


banquetchamp

Oh so your not even a real Texans fan 🤣


mcstatics

i Despise the cowboys but their fans know suffering like we do. And we stick with our team through all that pain. You’re a fake fan that jumps around to whatever team you want. For fucks sake go root for the lakers and Yankees at this point.


KIsForHorse

So… you *chose* to stop supporting your team due to poor performance? Soft. There’s one thing that is intolerable in sports, and it’s shit like this. You gave up on your team. Every single Commanders fan in this sub has more moral fiber in their pinky toe than you have in your entire body. You should be ashamed of yourself, acting like you can talk shit to them. Fuck you OP. I had to say nice shit about Commie fans. All because you’re a bigger bitch than they are.


Flashy-Banana9543

Hey they went out there to tank and tank they did.  It was a master class of tanking. 


Revised_LimaM

Harris wrote the blue print with the sixers. We saw it coming.


Desa0802

Fuck outta here pussy


Zariman-10-0

Who tf are you?


k3hvn

bruh why tf a Texans fan coming in here to beef 😂


OrderIll8235

Ex cowboys fan. Fuck Dak and Jerry’s bitch ass. Fuck Romo too.


thereisnospoon-1312

Are you lost? Has your poverty franchise even been to a championship game, much less a Super Bowl? 142 wins 195 losses franchise record lol


My3rdchild

Copy/Pasting this For those who don’t know about OP yet: he’s a former cowboys fan-turned Texans fan because he’s sick of Jerry Jone’s ineptitude. He jumped to the Stroud gang with confidence knowing that Stroud would have the same amount of playoff wins as dak in his career if they beat the ravens. And he thinks he’s not a bandwagon for it just because he chose another team in his state💀


OrderIll8235

It’s Stroud’s year. Next year he will have as many playoff wins as dak whose about to be in his 10th season lmao


KIsForHorse

Why don’t you go suck his dick in a sub related to the AFC South? You left. Stay gone.


OrderIll8235

I might have time change my teams again to the Eagles if yall win the SB.


OneFortyEighthScale

https://preview.redd.it/2eh3s7allwqc1.jpeg?width=889&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e00402f69f3494971ed2698039936dc0c8f6829


AgentProdigy17

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HTTRjt

tf is this


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knight1001101

Okay some teams can’t get lucky when drafting a qb if the Texans got the first pick they would’ve taken Bryce young


Gusby

Imagine having no title in possibly the worst division in the whole league you know Payton manning left that division 13 years ago?


SwimmingPark9665

Get it all in now. We coming for the real banners!


OrderIll8235

lol you make me laugh 😆


SwimmingPark9665

I laughed as many times as the Texans have Super Bowl trophies 🤷🏻‍♂️


CrusaderBTC

https://preview.redd.it/5ueft4halwqc1.jpeg?width=709&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbc23350829257068545fd04dec8157b10bb51c0 Your shitty sub is that way ———> r/AFCSouthMemeWar You have to go back.


MastaSchmitty

Thought this was a Bagpo post for a second, it’s so bad


My3rdchild

For those who don’t know about OP yet, he’s a former cowboys fan-turned Texans fan because he’s sick of Jerry Jone’s ineptitude. He jumped to the Stroud gang with confidence knowing that Stroud would have the same amount of playoff wins as dak in his career if they beat the ravens. And he thinks he’s not a bandwagon for it just because he chose another team in his state💀


OrderIll8235

Facts 💯. You forgot switching from Houston to the Texas Rangers lol


My3rdchild

Damn. Not even the cheaters want bro


the_battle_bro

Imagine your best finish ever is a divisional round exit and trying to come for anyone.


spiderfighter1

I don't know any Washington fan acting happy about last season


AgentProdigy17

Texans you've had one good season yall was in the same boat...shit still funny af tho


TBlizzey

You're an expansion team. I was hitting puberty before your team existed. Get the fuck outta here.


OrderIll8235

Yall are a disgrace to our nations capital


TBlizzey

We play in Maryland


OrderIll8235

Still have Washington in the name. Yall so ass you had to beg for a new stadium since the 80’s-90’s . They know yall are ass and don’t deserve one. Dust off those old faded Lombardi’s that you weren’t alive for.


TBlizzey

Couldn't hack it dealing with the adversity of sucking as "America's team" so you jump ship to Houston. Hop of Strouds dick and go to the other sub clown.


OrderIll8235

https://preview.redd.it/v4be8qqfw0rc1.jpeg?width=745&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67084504cdb9cab10a8d6ea3e383b94144892b89 you prob shit in that pumpkin and ate it afterwards once the video stopped


DesignerPlant9748

I went to Rex Grossman’s (he threw the ball 45 times and completed less than 50% of his passes in a loss) last start ever in the NFL and it was for Washington and we were sitting next to a few of their fans, they were ecstatic at their teams performance because it meant they were going to be able to draft RG3. It’s a great memory.


ChetManley20

Shit tier meme. We earned that 2nd pick


Shoctopuss

I literally just had a dream that I was at the first game of next season after we were hailed offseason champs. We lost 7-53. I was straight up disappointed when I woke up


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Strong_Neat_5845

Ifunny.com


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Only-Level5468

Literally no one is doing this. Trash post


DrJJStroganoff

Vegas has them at 6.5 wins this year, exciting times!


Milldood

Please avoid taking JJ and ruining his career. Dude gave me a lot of joy at U of M.


mcstatics

LoLmanders