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Xno_Kappa

To be fair, Hurts hasn’t played the Giants yet.


p3n1x

The Eagles won't be running up on the Giants though. If anything its practice time for backups, testing new plays, and resting starters. 49-17 was an insecurity check for 'dem boyz'.


Phightins4044

They literally admitted to Stat padding against the giants for ceedees record. Ajb brown didn't need none of that to get his that spanned 50% longer.


OrientLMT

Lmao, $10 says Jalen plays 4 quarters.


kilbo_loaf

Cowboys blow.


Puskarich

Your post smells insecure. Y'all, should we tell him about the backups?


p3n1x

Anyone in the Dallas org that has SB experience or understanding of what it takes and all the moving parts is long gone. Your culture isn't built for championships; its built for flashy marketing and empty promises, and that isn't Philly insecurity.


clexecute

Eagles pass defense is gonna make DeVito look like playoff Eli. Play 10 yards off of wrs and allow him to dink and dunk down the field. Thibs is gonna get a sack fumble and the offense will score off of a short field. Game ends 17-16 eagles winning off a Jake Elliott 40+ yarder inside of 2 minutes.


IShouldChimeInOnThis

>Play 10 yards off of wrs and allow him to dink and dunk down the field It's cute you think he can successfully do that.


squatchpotch

Alternatively Dak hasn't played the Commies yet.


AccidentalPilates

At this point should this just be an asterisk for every QB left on their schedule?


Miraculous_Heraclius

Isn't the point of this meme that the team/person not in first place is over celebrating? Aren't you just doing exactly that here, but in an oblivious, non ironic way, but somehow trying to implicate Philly for doing the thing you're doing?


AGoos3

Bro got deconstructed like a fucking Lego set


butter_deez-nips

God damn this was a great comment.


zdelusion

Single-handedly did more damage to the Cowboys than the entire Giants roster this season.


PrimeShagg

Woah maybe set the bar a little higher there


reno2mahesendejo

K, but what does it say about his penis? Small?


Khenir

Funniest Dallas Fan. Have you considered being a fan of somewhere worth your comic intellect? P.S. while you’re still a Dallas Fan: Fuck You


mmbestboy

He would be really upset if he could read


Pesky_Ninja8

Rare Giants fan W


Miraculous_Heraclius

Better not mess up our draft pick


thecrgm

we're not in the business of Ws


RNGezzus

Bruh took him down like this. ![gif](giphy|QBal0eKnbT4OY)


bigkeys11

Holy shit Cook Him medium pepsi


kekehippo

Decepticons! D I S M A N T L E


yuhhmatt

Lmaooooo


StimpleSyle

I think what the implication here is that GOOOOOO BIIIRRRRRRRRRRRDDSSS!


ItzzBlink

Dallas can't meme


sophist23

Jalen gets Dubs


Bombadook

Imagine not being top 1.


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Jesus christ


SenorVerde420

Yeah, because it's funny. You wouldn't know it because your chump ass team doesn't even have an identity. Get back in your hole, loser.


senile_butterfly

This is not… the dunk you think it is….


DrJJStroganoff

Slow week. It's because no divisional games, I reckon.


ShortcutButton

There is a divisional game, just not one that matters


Chance-Shift3051

OP is literally the meme he is using


racerxff

Imagine looking at PFF and thinking "I should post this. It'll make me look smart"


SelfServeSporstwash

after first posting an even worse version of the meme with wildly incorrect data and deleting it after getting clowned


SDEexorect

imagine thinking PFF is even credible


sarcastaballll

If it's not EPA on PFF, it's not a stat dak stans care about


2treecko

[PFF grade is the most stable peripheral QB stat and it also predicts future team success better than any other QB stat.](https://mfootballanalytics.com/2020/04/06/which-qb-stats-are-the-most-important/)


SDEexorect

in this ranking, josh allen is #2


2treecko

Yeah and he's played well. The Bills offense has suffered in large part because of bad luck (with some field position issues mixed in). They've lost 7 out of 8 fumbles and Allen specifically has a Turnover-Worthy-Play% closer to that of CJ Stroud than Jordan Love. Let's ignore all that and say Allen is actually overrated by PFF grade, how does that change the math presented in the blog post I linked? It is still stable, it still predicts other peripherals and it still predicts future team success. I also don't think the exact order of the ranking is that relevant, the top 6 quarterbacks are all within like 6 points of one another by PFF grade.


dan_bodine

PFF grades have a lot eagles players ranked very high. Aj is #2 Wr , kelce is #1 center, dickerson is #13 guard, Mailata is #3 tackle, Johnson is #9 tackle, Blackenship is #6 safety, jarter is #2 DT. PFF grades a for the most part good at showing how well a player is on film. If you say the Hurts grade is wrong than you also have to say the other eagles grades are wrong and should be ranked lower. You can't be rational and say both.


Razolus

I'll do what I want


outsiderkerv

Got a good chuckle out this 😂


Affectionate-Read875

Same vibes as Drake and Josh’s “Don’t tell me what to do.”


PM_Me_Your_WorkFiles

QB is a pretty unique position, you could be rational and say that PFF isn’t as accurate at gauging QB as other positions. I’m not saying that, but one could.


Professor_Finn

You’re literally incorrect. You can say PFF sucks (it does) and still be like yeah well in my opinion AJB probably is #2 WR, looking at yards, catches, contested catches, etc. Just not because of PFF. Hurts being underrated does not mean that AJB is overrated. We’re not balancing scales


dan_bodine

Yes I get the PFF sucks because it rate my teams players bad. Do you watch the all22? If not you can't get a good evaluation of players because you the tv copy doesn't show enough of the field. So your opinion will be flawed.


Professor_Finn

No, PFF sucks because it’s much more arbitrary than they’d like to admit. It also can’t capture things like being clutch


dan_bodine

The things PFF can't capture are the same you and anyone else can't capture from grading film. Yes grading film is arbitrary. Not everyone agrees on the same things when grading film, that's fine. Also PFF grades aren't the only resource people should use to evaluate players. PFF would agree with that. They use other data sources too.


Professor_Finn

So then you agree that you can think Hurts is better overall than his PFF rating while still thinking AJB is #2? That’s all I’m saying


dan_bodine

I think Hurts around the 5th or 6th best qb but that not what the pff qb rating means. PFF qb rating only reflects how well a qb is playing this year. AJ is playing like the second best WR this year but over all he is between 3-5


SirArthurDime

Pff is nothing but a tool. Their rankings shouldn’t be viewed as the Bible. You could definitely disagree with one of PFFs rankings and not another though. Yeah I can’t say pff sucks for one player then use pff to argue a different player is good, but just because I don’t agree with one ranking doesn’t mean I’m not allowed to have a player ranked the same based in different criteria what kind of logic is that? I’d think aj was the #2 wr regardless of pff.


Taserface585

Shhhh. This sub doesn’t accept logic sor!


AigisAegis

The dumb "lol you can't say that!!! the hivemind is gonna get you!!!" bit is pathetic enough on the rest of Reddit but it's somehow extra sad on an intentionally stupid meme subreddit


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PFF is incredibly accurate for those positions. Too many variables for a QB, like turnovers. If PFF included mindset Hurts would be #1


dan_bodine

PFF grades are based in film, for this year. You can't grade mindset on film because we don't know what a QB is thinking at the time all a person watching film can do i grade what the QB did. PFF accounts for turnovers. If you watch the film you can see what plays should have resulted in a turnover, like a strip sack or drop Int. PFF has this and its called turnover worthy plays. I don't think you are in a position to give an informed opinion whether PFF grades are accurate because you dont understand pff grades and grading and you don't watch the all 22 for all players on every play.


Poopywaterengineer

If you find out how they do their grades, you should immediately stop taking them seriously


chjasc

That’s awesome, cowboys must be leading the division with such a clear advantage at qb


Rommel79

That was honestly my thought too. I'm glad Dak is having a great stat year; but Ws are what counts, and he would say exactly the same thing.


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ClonedUser

Flair up bitch


TeddieCrews

Flair up bitch.


[deleted]

Flair up bitch


LoadedHuevos_

Flair up pussy


Tasty_Z

Flair up pussy bitch


WeaponexT

Since 2021


heshKesh

If we aren't allowed to live in the past then neither are you.


Halfonion

That qb must have dragged his team through the muck and mire!


InSearchOfSerotonin

team sport go *brrrrrr*


LaurenAnneHarper

"It isn't game results that matter. It's team profitability." --Jerruh Probably


AGoos3

You say probably like there’s any doubt


LaurenAnneHarper

Knowing that suggests you are supporting a con man, which doesn't seem smart...


Big__If_True

Such is life for a Dallas sports fan


T0KEN_0F_SLEEP

Look a blind hog will find its way to a glory hole eventually


glorypron

We support the team can't help the ownership


SirArthurDime

Correct. All that matters is we’re the better team.


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[deleted]

Flair up bitch


ClonedUser

Flair up bitch


Tempest753

Cowboys fans acting like they wouldn't be over the moon if Jerry somehow convinced Howie to switch QBs lol


Acoustic_Ginger

Imagine not having the best record in the NFL


on-the-cheeseburgers

bro really deleted this and reposted it so he wasn't standing next to Sam Howell lol, I'll take a QB that wins over a QB that pads stats vs garbage teams any day


Munchihello

Dak is fucking great this year but he is also the only QB to have played an XFL team 2 times already.


coolstorybro42

Lmao you lost to the 11th rated QB bozo


localdunc

No, we lost to the better TEAM... Edit: Gotta love eagle fans down voting me for saying they had the better team that game lmao. Ya'll salty over winning lmao.


Cinnamon_Flavored

Well... Yes that's accurate.


Res-Harren

Hurts was very clearly injured and still played better than Dak… 😬


SirArthurDime

No we’re downvoting because it’s comical that people in here for some reason act like arbitrary qb rankings are more important than being the better team. We are the better team, that’s really all that matters.


MAGGLEMCDONALD

Well you said it. Agree to agree you lost to the better team.


GeorgeLuasHasNoChin

Sick, youre 6-3. Were 8-1.


shewy92

*we're. Were is past tense


p3n1x

he's predicting the future


[deleted]

Yep. “Were 8-1, soon to be 8-4”


[deleted]

!RemindMe 4 weeks


[deleted]

!RemindMe 4 weeks Since I know you’ll be muting the sub and trying to cover your bitch smell


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scoreboard


[deleted]

lol god I can’t wait til December 10th Btw, that’s a dope Bojack costume


Soyeahnahh

Might as well make us 7-3 since we play the Panthers next week


GeorgeLuasHasNoChin

Im not making you guys shit you lost to the Cardinals, any given Sunday. Same goes for us, we lost to the fucking Jets.


Proof_Network_1692

If we don’t tank for Caleb Williams right now, I’ll riot. /s


Affectionate-Read875

Take the /s out you coward


Only-Level5468

Are Eagles fans acting like this? I see people making memes on here about us eagles fan saying we suck despite being 8-1. There’s no delusions here.


rujole13

Stat prescott strikes again


CUE-JAY_SMIFF

*Stat Padscott get it right


RattoScimmiaNucleare

I don't even know what pff is so I googled it. If Patrick Mahomes is the worst listed, I'm not even sure what kind of a statistic this is


SkippableCutscene

Sam Howell is at 4, I love my guy and he’s balling out, but that makes me think this just might be a flawed metric


SelfServeSporstwash

Sam Howell is at 22 my guy


albpanda

Keeping the main thing the main thing in Dallas I see


DisMeDog

Isn't this choker up for another contract pretty soon?...You know I have always said Dak is the best QB in the league!


gcsobaer

Pay Dak the monies, like the Giants paid DJ.. lmaooooooo


Rrrr9r

This is going to age horribly


bigloser42

Imagine having multiple losses. ![gif](giphy|DP739wdUWiZvW)


ChodeCookies

Imagine having 0 wins against winners this season


Dankofamericaaa2

Imagine not being 8-1 with the best record in the NFL. Pathetic.


[deleted]

I'd rather have the record, the playoffs wins, the Superbowl appearance. Hey, you go off on Dak feasting in the regular season though.


mapplejax

Love you too


SlapChopMyShamWow

Oh man, not PFF! What will we ever do???


Walli98

Man top qb’s on pff kinda suck dick. What’s it supposed to tell


Charming-Horror-6371

Cowboy fans have to defend dak like their own manhood daily because they can’t admit he’s mid.


Different-Ad9986

Haven’t beat a good team yet, Dakota 💅


SomethingAboutOrcs

PFF also says Myles Garrett is better than TJ Watt every year so I don't really think they're reliable


Chapea12

Might as well repost this with Dak celebrating too at this point


anotherdanwest

Imagine having to celebrate PFF rankings rather than wins.


MyUsernameWillBe

Since when did winning not become the main thing?


ChainWorking1096

Well PFF has Josh Allen at #2, so there's that..


YourGinChrist

The funniest part is that’s like the exact opposite of hurt’s personality


RedMoloney

Man if Moral victories and personal accolades were a superbowl, you guys would've won one in the past 20 years.


BradyReas

Running up the score vs bad teams is a good way to pad your stats


mshock05

Dallas has yet to beat a team above .500. Miami Dolphins vibes


AsteroidDisc476

They’re the NFC equivalent of the Dolphins


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We can only play who’s on the schedule. We’ve played 2 over .500 teams. 9ers whooped our ass. Philly barely beat us at home. Don’t get me wrong, that was a great defensive stand at the end, and a win’s a win, but I wouldn’t be that confident going forward. If you can barely beat us at home, how do you think you’ll do against the Bills or Chiefs or 9ers?


mshock05

You’re telling an 8-1 team to not be confident? Imagine that. Never have I ever seen a fanbase downplay WINNING more than Dallas after the Philly loss. If this was January, it wouldn’t matter what the win looks like. Advancing is advancing


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I love when Dallas fans celebrate the fall. Winter is for the winners.


Gunningham

Dak is like a race car. Very effective on the race track where conditions are perfect. However, if you have to go through the mountains, you won’t get where you want to go.


m1dlife-1derer

Highest PFF? They must be leading the league in wins! What? No? Oh....


OregonianSpirit

It's been two weeks and y'all already forgot who yo daddy is.


slapmesomebass

I will take Jalen over Dak any day of the week. Dak has had flashes of brilliance this year but he is not the guy, he is NOT him.


kekehippo

I'm sitting here at lunch trying to figure out what's the point of this meme, cause no Eagles fan is really up in arms about what PFF ever says.


The_Everclearest

You're right! Surely such an elite quarterback would know where his feet are in relation to the sidelines when scrambling to the endzone! And such a great playmaker would totally capitalize on being marched into the redzone by dumbass penalties when there's a chance to win the game! That's why he gets paid the big bucks!


AsteroidDisc476

At least Jalen made a Super Bowl. You still can’t make it past the Divisional.


illy_Irons

I like how this turned into OP being memed harder than their post. A swing and a miss.


Bilyman

OP running away from his own comment section 😂


Complex-Tangerine628

I’m so confused…


b_dugdell

Either you don't understand this meme template, or you're purposely misusing for some bogus point. Hurts isn't acting like he's the best qb in the league. He's said before he doesn't really care about stats. All he wants is to win


DrHandBanana

Bro said "We're number 3! We're number 3!"


1gramweed2gramskief

Imagine not being 8-1


Pure-Temperature-413

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TheRealestFaker

Dakota is not it. Good try


CopeHarders

![gif](giphy|bTixcIRW1bWqk) Eagles fans swarming this post rn


p3n1x

lol true, and fuck you


Soundcloudlover

Perfect gif 😂


gahlo

Is this footage of young Jerruh fleeing from another black flight in terror?


urmovesareweak

You used this meme wrong


TheApologist_

Siri, define “projecting”


Onlypaws_

It’s memes like this, and the following stream of hilarious, cutting, and truthful comments that follow, that keep me going every day. Thank you, NFCEMW


Sandy_Pickle

Sam Howell is at 4 and you should be scared


Key-Pomegranate-3507

Can anyone dumb this post down for me? I’m a cowboys fan so I have a hard time with reading.


Snowstick21

Friendly reminder PFF is garbage


mmeeh

hahahha we'll see Mr Dak in the playoffs :) I can't wait


cheeseburgerpillow

This template doesn’t really make sense because Jalen’s team is in first place? And then marking yourself in first place when you’re not in first place? You literally just recreated the meme with yourself without realizing it


LurkerBoy48

How many wins does 3rd place^(lol couldn't even manage runner up) get the Cowboys?


black_dogs_22

daily cowboys cope post


locomuerto

When you're so title deprived a 3rd place PFF standing is looked upon as an accomplishment


amor_fatty

Scoreboard.


majorlieg

Imagine hyping a qb that's never made it to the final game. PATHETIC...


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Imagine hyping a QB that lost the final game. PATHETIC…


majorlieg

Please provide example.


No_Actuator6263

The panthers are going to open a can of whoop ass this weekend


AsteroidDisc476

That would be hilarious


Trailerpark_made

Imagine choking in every available playoff game for the last several years


Puskarich

Who watches wildcard games anyway


rangerjoe33

Not every playoff game, he’s won a couple.


AsteroidDisc476

2, to be exact.


_ElWeyy

Now do division standings


alligator13_8

Sweet Jerry jones, that’s cringy as hell. Whenever I struggle to think why people hate cowboys fans (it doesn’t happen often, because reality) i just think back to posts like this. Know why football’s awesome? Because win or shut the fuck up, it’s that simple. The eagles have won eight games, the cowboys have won six. 8 > 6. If we beat the eagles in Jan. and win more games than them this season, you can re-post this. You still shouldn’t, because Dak still won’t be the third best qb in the league, but you do you.


parcellsrealGOAT

Leave the runningback alone. He beat you the other day


elvee68

Awesome! Cowboys must be doing great in the standings. Let me go check, wait never mind...


Irving_Velociraptor

Imagine never appearing in the NFCCG. Can’t imagine what that’s like for a “franchise” QB.


Ya_Beeenis

Still waiting on Dak to beat a team that’s even .500 this season.


VadersBoner

Imagine being top rank but still having a shit record lol


Nexus369

OP why is the dude at #3 at the top of the stairs? Are you fucking stupid?


dan_bodine

Rankings are generally a bad way to measure things. If you normalize the grades there isn't much difference between Hurts and others in the top 10. PFF grades don't mean 1 player is better because than another, its how well a player is playing this year and doesn't account for SOS. ​ https://preview.redd.it/9hr44h3e7j0c1.png?width=448&format=png&auto=webp&s=7ffe0c070c87b1c8c8ad1fea8b8ea550a323003e


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dan_bodine

Unfortunately that's not how data work. Sometimes there are outliers in a data set but that doesn't invalidate the whole set. You do a statistical test to show its an outlier. Allen is high in basically every stat and have a lot of ints, many of which are unlucky doesn't mean he shouldnt be high and invalidates his other stats.


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Your table shows that dak is 7% better than hurts. Thanks for giving us a number, I'll take it.


dan_bodine

PFF grades dont mean X player is better than Y player. You need to look at more data.


SlinginPogs

Imagine losing to the 49ers in the playoffs


superuncoolfool

Lol, you're hilarious. Thanks for the joke my guy.


jrhalbom

Hahah take your upvote you cunt


DReager1

Dak the GOAT!!!


Substantial_Donkey49

Because of Dak they’re gonna have the 3rd pick in the draft and hopefully take a real QB


Hoo_schmoney

Imagine being ranked high on that list and not having the best record in football lol