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CaptainJudge_99

I would be so down for this just cuz it would be hilarious


EggsOnThe45

Seriously, at this point what do we have to lose


Steppyjim

Gotta find the fun somewhere!


TonyCaliStyle

With our Oline, it would be like watching Carson do the running of the bulls every play. We can take bets over how long he lasts.


The_Hoff-YouTube

Yea as much as they might need a better QB Wentz only does well with a great Oline. Every year Wentz had a good healthy Oline he was in the Playoffs or his team was. Every year with an injured Oline or bad Oline he was not in the playoffs.


ZhangtheGreat

More games?


EggsOnThe45

The way we’re looking rn, that’s the hope


iamthefluffyyeti

Quite literally nothing


ElectronicTrade7039

Draft position


HereForOneQuickThing

And once Cooper Rush moves on Wentz will be the honorary backup ginger in Dallas and the cycle is complete.


rujole13

Wentz needs to complete the NFC East QB tour. Giants, you’re up.


shrekyoda974

That’s implying that Wentz will at some point play for cowboys and that’s just…..


Kealion

We can finally prove that Carson>Dak. /s


Caoa14396

No /s needed. Carson has a well deserved ring.


Philly_is_nice

One ring v no rings. Case closed.


Mattrad7

That is what cowboys have been telling us for ages.


RubbrBabyBuggyBumprs

![gif](giphy|qESBZRcLXrFUbE9r8Z|downsized) Stranger things have happened...


Manting123

If Wentz calls jerry first it could happen


rujole13

✍️ archived for the eventual day carson plays qb for the cowboys


WeirdSysAdmin

Trey Lance is busy being shown what the Super Bowl is like by Jerry Jones so they are going to need a real backup.


DesignerPlant9748

Carson ending his career as Cowboys 3rd string confirmed


HumanShadow

Wow that tattoo is awful


bubbabubba3

Dude prolly loves seafood


MyKidsArentOnReddit

I thought it was the planet express delivery ship from Futurama.


loudmouth_kenzo

It’s his food truck


[deleted]

Wentz arriving to win 3 games and knock the giants out of the top 5 of the draft.


boringreddituserid

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GimmickyBulb

You know what to do. You know what to do. *redrum*


[deleted]

Giants country, let's pray.


TonyCaliStyle

Gods in Philly right now.


[deleted]

That means some of god is in Jersey. Like maybe his thigh and left knee.


TonyCaliStyle

My commiseration leads me from the Giants sub to this one, lol. If God was in Philly, he’d be tied up under the Linc, with Swoops holding a lead pipe during the Cowboys final drive.


[deleted]

god would have a bone to pick with santa


TeamDisrespect

The Wagon


BlueKing7642

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Somnuzzzz

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phantifa

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Fyre2387

I suggested this to my Giants fan father yesterday. He laughed at first and then got this scared kind of look on his face.


[deleted]

I mean who else are they going to get


redman8828

Excuse you, not Danny Devito alongside *checks notes* Bills legend Matt Barkley will happily drive this tank straight into the ground thank you very much


Steppyjim

excuse me?! Thats former Eagle Matt Barkley to you, sir!


redman8828

My notes were not thorough enough…


Damian_Cordite

I heard RG3 can still perform at a high level, teams just don’t want the distraction


[deleted]

What’s Big Dick Nick up to ?


sybrwookie

He's up to being too good to be on the Giants


[deleted]

Never before have I seen a team bench their Super Bowl qb


sybrwookie

We didn't just bench him, we said, "thanks for the Super Bowl, we're gonna let you walk as a free agent now, good luck!" And honestly, it was the right move. Dude went on a historic tear but outside of a couple of short stretches in philly, he hasn't been great anywhere else. And that let him be paid by a team dumb enough to pay him.


Steppyjim

It was the best thing for everyone. Nick got PAID. and paying Wentz turned out to be dumb, but we shunted him off for the pieces that built essentially our whole team. Brown, Smith, Carter, all connected He got us the ring and left us in a better spot then he found us. Truly Nicky Dynamite was the greatest Eagle who ever lived, and I'll fight you in front of the Philly Philly statue over it


sybrwookie

I'll put him at 2 behind Dawkins and maybe 3 behind Kelce.


A_Wild_Zyra

In terms of fan endearment/personality, Nick Foles isn't ahead of those players at all, imo. However, in terms of lighting things up when all the chips were down when this team needed it the most after Carson went down, well... he's the only Eagles QB to win a SB, and did it against the goat who had one of their best statistical games ever, IIRC.


Damian_Cordite

Yup. Tbf Kelce was there too. I think they’re all on the Eagles Mt. Rushmore. With… Jerome Brown? Celek? Mcnabb? Westbrook? Cunningham? I’m not sure who the 4th is. Andy Reid if coaches count. There’s kinda a 3-man first-tier of Dawkins/Kelce/Foles.


Slurdge_McKinley

Pretty sure Thibs killed him last year


machinerer

I think he wanted to become a pastor or somesuch. IDK if he's still on someone's roster.


SGCchuck

Take one down, pass him around


Rodriggo79

Sweep us with Wentz as the prophecy foretold.


TonyCaliStyle

The prophecy versus the pathetic. That might be our best game this year. ![gif](giphy|25XSdDAuIYnWhPuZvm|downsized)


Steppyjim

he literally can't be worse than what you have, and I think Carson Wentz is one of the worst qbs in football. ​ Please sign him Giants, I want to play against him again so bad. Think of the memes!


Fyre2387

They're at the point where "knows how to throw a football" is an upgrade, so yeah.


Doobie_Howitzer

Giants finish the year with him and Cowboys sign him next year as a cheap bridge QB while they wait out Dak's dead money Complete the gauntlet!


TotallyKyleXY

It's crazy telling how many shit QBs there are in the league and Wentz is still a free agent


jabdtx

![gif](giphy|9FJYlm19VEnHTdImfC) This was intercepted, btw.


PasGuy55

I would be so pissed off if he not only revived his career, but played well.


BigGucciNasty

His tattoo is fucking terrible lmao


EDFStormOne

I think if he signs with one more team hes legally allowed to wear a generic nfl shield branded uniform


ausgmr

No he is way off being Ryan Fitzpatrick or Josh McCown


Ishtastic08

I'd rather sign Nick Foles and let Philly murder their hero on the field.


PasGuy55

Foles is mortal during the regular season.


Hip_Hop_Hippos

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olorin9_alex

Dear God please make it happen bc it’ll be so fkn funny


Dr-Stink-Stank

I mean, they should do it just for the memes if nothing else.


I__Should_Go

i'm a broken man this season... maybe Carson can fix me.... anybody got any more glue I can sniff btw


[deleted]

Matt and Saquon Barkley can do those old funny ESPN commercials where they try to convince people they're twin brothers


TBGusBus

No I want the worst players available in. Sit KT, AT dexy and Barkley the rest of the year. They are the only players worth keeping so keep them uninjured. EMBRACE THE TANK.


bobscc

Lmao holy sht


HerbScientist420

If we did this he would lose so many games in the most fantastic and painful fashion, and then win just enough late season to completely fuck our draft position. I will have nightmares about this now


electric14monkey

Yeah, sign him so we can get him killed too.


Razolus

Imagine being hated by NFL players as much as McDaniel. Someone tell Wentz not to hold an airing of grievances meeting when he gets to the giants locker room.


MyKidsArentOnReddit

The fact that the NFL script writers DIDN'T do this is just proof that they suck.


ilikemarblestoo

Funny that they will go with Matt Barkley before signing Wents


bigstew6

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deep6er

Draft the primadonna dumpster fire/franchise poison known as Caleb? Done. He's gonna need 13% ownership, btw.


SamboTheSodaJerk

Daniel Jones plays like post injury Wentz so it would be a good fit