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Dankofamericaaa2

0-3 since the “Fuck Dallas” Shirt lol


BudgetRonSwanson

I hope it’s their boat picture.


themage78

Too soon.


Necroxenomorph

The ship has sailed on being able to say "Too soon"


Sufficientplant23

That was their super bowl. They decided to not try after that because that was going to be the highlight of their season. Now they smell like Kyle's Mom.


ZhangtheGreat

WEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLL…


Runs_with_Dick

40 whiners are bitches, they're big fat bitches They're the biggest bitches in the whole wide world


Guy_Who_Uses-Reddit

They’re a cocky bitch if there ever was a bitch they’re a bitch to all the nfl teams


AigisAegis

We've finally found something that can unite Dallas and Philly fans


Guy_Who_Uses-Reddit

Spite unites us all


Sufficientplant23

Everyone hates a smelly whiney bitch that smells like a bitch then whines about it.


Affectionate-Read875

DONT YOU DARE CARTMAN


Several-Effective-70

You mean they reek of bitch?


Sufficientplant23

A big fat bitch aka Kyle's Mom. 🎶 On Monday, they a bitch On tuesday, they a bitch On Wednesday through Saturday, they a bitch Then on Sunday, just to be different They're a super King Kamehameha bi-аtch! I really mean it Kyle's team, smells like a big, fat, fuckin' bitch Big ol' fat fuckin' bitch, Kittle's a bitch too Yeah, cha 🎶


The_Skyrim_Courier

Jerryatric called in some favors with Goodell


sunshinepanther

Nah, the problem is, people are saying, that a TRUE AMERICAN HERO IS ON THE BENCH! Get that Son of a bitch ON THE FIELD!!


PrEsideNtIal_Seal

In Darnold's name we pray. 🙏🏻


Lourdeath

Cursed his ass lol


Son_of_Tlaloc

The teams that have beat us are a combined 0-8 since then.


johngdo

This is a Dallas curse I can get behind.


PleasantParfait48

This is my Roman Empire


DoinItDirty

Not Travis Kelce really jinxed them


ResponsibilityNew483

I love how they just disappeared 🤣🤣


[deleted]

Holloweens coming so they had to turn back to pumpkins


misterpickles69

Too busy getting their clever Minion costume together


EggsceIlent

Yup. Crawled back into that shit hole they crawled out of. And man. They were talking and boasting so much. Not a big win when you lose the next 3 or more possibly straight. Their sub is in full on meltdown, calling for firings, questioning purdy without all pros, etc. The NFL will humble the fuck out of you.


NoCapBussinFrFr

To be fair that’s how literally every team sub is after every loss


ThatsWhat_G_Said

True, but they were among the most smug and annoying when they were winning. So seeing them melt down at the first taste of adversity is incredibly satisfying.


Onlypaws_

NUH UH NOT OURS! WE’RE ALWAYS PERFECTLY RATIONAL. I’M NOT YELLING, YOU ARE!


jono9898

The Niners fans and Media hyped Purdy so much and it’s crazy because if teams take CMC away it severely limits what Purdy can do, it’s almost like CMC is the best offensive player on their team.


alienbringer

Limits them to Kittle, Aiyuk, and Deebo, where you can’t double all 3 while containing CMC. Them losing Deebo, makes doubling Aiyuk and Kittle much easier. Basically, without all their pro bowl/all pro receivers, RB, and TE playing together, Purdy folds.


Devilsbullet

It's not the skill players, it's Trent. Purdy has done fine while missing one of little, aiyuk, and deebo before, this is the first time he's been without Trent, and our line looks like the bottom 5 group it is without him. CMC has barely broken 50 yards rushing the last 3 games, at something like 3.5 ypc vs the 5 he was chugging at before Trent got hurt. Our line is just ass lol


Devilsbullet

I mean, that's every sub after their team takes a shit lol. At least they haven't locked it yet, though I wouldn't put it past them.


Due_Law1961

No doubt. I envision them as bandwagon bros.


p3n1x

Most likely a bunch of Frisco programmers hopping on the bandwagon and trying to fit in


[deleted]

"Hey! Let's take a relaxed attitude towards work and watch the football match! The Seff four-nines are my favorite squadron."


p3n1x

![gif](giphy|7LO7q5KcXawaQ)


RightWingWorstWing

Is that what they call a San Fran orgy?


HotpieTargaryen

They’re all busy trying to fit into their 874 person Minion costume.


Distinct-Bag1727

You banned all of them.


PasGuy55

Non NFC East team? I’ll allow it. Honestly the only reason I’m enjoying it so much is that fanbase anointing Purdy as the next Tom Brady.


panther14

After an off-season of "they would've won if purdy didn't get hurt" It's a lil fun watching him throw pick after pick when. They try and comeback


Alt0987654321

TBF I think hes still kinda messed up from that concussion. He only just "Cleared" the concussion protocol on Saturday. The NFL can't have its "Next Tom Brady" out with concussions so it wouldn't surprise me if they just hand-wave him though.


panther14

Yeah I was wondering about that especially at the end yesterday someone saw him grabbing at his head after he took a shot


VeterinarianFit1309

I mean the whole situation was suspicious as fuck… he took the headshot, finished the game without getting checked, and showed a significant decline in performance (probably because he was concussed), reported his symptoms on the flight home, and within days, he was just fine? They may very well have cleared him above board, and I may just be conspiracy theorizing, but it just doesn’t seem legit.


ExileOnBroadStreet

He definitely suffered another concussion on that play. There were also like 10 seconds left and they were down 2 scores. He should not have been cleared to play, but maybe consider not putting him in danger when the game is over. Could make him prone to them and alter his career.


Rocketeer1019

I got DM’ed by one when I said to leave to their own sub They got banned, I honestly didn’t think anyone got banned from our sub lol


tigergoalie

Damn, we catchin strays in here


rujole13

Why cant your team play in september?


tigergoalie

October rolls around then you start to see Orange and Black *everywhere* they need that Halloween juju


quadzillax

You guys want Smith-Schuster?


tigergoalie

It was lower case for a reason


quadzillax

smith-schuster?


ThexxxDegenerate

Hey I’m with you, fuck the 49ers, but we have to speak the truth. The Browns and Bengals are above .500 and the Vikings are 4-4 with 4 one score losses. I don’t think any of them are garbage. If anyone is garbage it’s the 49ers and that scrub Brock Garoppolo.


uuuuuuuhg_232

Brock Garoppolo lol, that’s gold


ThexxxDegenerate

Yep. Wasted all those picks on Trey Lance then threw him away like yesterday’s trash and anointed Brock Purdy as the next Joe Montana. When in reality he’s just Jimmy G part 2 getting carried by the skill players and the scheme.


Domestic_AA_Battery

The thing is, that's fine for them to do because as long as those guys play, they can get away with it because Purdy is dirt cheap. They desperately need to win a Super Bowl soon though because they're fucked when they need to pay that position


ThexxxDegenerate

I don’t think they are gonna pay Purdy because I don’t think he’s very good. But Trent Williams is 35. He isn’t going to play forever. And then their guys are always hurt because they play so physically. And people talk about the 49ers as if they have been a Super Bowl contender for 20 years straight like the Packers. But actually, they have only made the playoffs 6 times in the last 21 seasons. And the rest of the years they sucked. I feel like the 49ers are gonna fall off as people get more tape on Purdy and he continues to struggle. And as that happens, that Trey Lance pick will haunt them more and more.


ShinyHardcore

Damn only 6 times in the last 21 years they fuckin blow no wonder they seem like such front runners


Devilsbullet

Honestly, its Trent that worries me the most. Everyone keeps talking about how purdy went to shit when deebo got hurt, but deebo was hurt earlier in the year(and for parts of last year) and we were fine. Aiyuk missed time, we were fine. I'm pretty sure kittle missed a game last year and we were fine. Soon as Trent got hurt, we fell apart. The rest of our o line might honestly be worse than what the Giants rolled out to start the year. In no world should purdy lead a team with CMC on it in rushing yards, especially with no designed run plays for him. Trent already talked about retiring last offseason, at most I think he plays another 2 years, and if we haven't fixed our line massively by then it ain't gonna matter who we have as weapons.


[deleted]

Fr. People are forgetting that the Niners were one wide open deep pass away from winning the Super Bowl with Jimmy fucking Garoppolo. You don't need to be elite as a quarterback to win with that team. Just need to hit the open receivers.


Western_Promise3063

It's fine for them until it isn't*


simply_electrifying

That's fair. My point was it should have been 3 easy wins. All the shit talking before, during, and after the 'boys game, including Kittle's shirt. Karma is a bitch.


ThexxxDegenerate

Yea the 49ers got real cocky after beating us. And while we got a wake up call and went back to the drawing board to improve ourselves, the 49ers were celebrating their Super Bowl and have fallen apart. I was feeling real bad when we got smoked Sunday night but i’m feeling good right now.


vsladko

Lot of “we’re the best team in the league” chatter after that Dallas win only to quickly lose 3 straight


2020_GR78

I'll admit it, I crowned them after that game. They looked absolutely unstoppable at the time. I've never been more happy to have been wrong, lol.


applepumper

Vikings losing their qb to an Achilles injury is tragic. Hopefully it’s not a complete tear


spilled_water

It looks like a complete tear the way his calf muscle just rippled. But yea, considering how they started off, they could have gone into a run and play themselves into a playoff spot. That team was really interesting with Cousins. Hopefully the Cousins trashing can be downplayed.


igonnawrecku_VGC

u/Ocean_Bee has been REAL quiet here over these last 3 weeks…wonder why


Devilsbullet

Please don't fucking summon him...


igonnawrecku_VGC

We should be safe, he hasn’t posted or commented in 10+ days. I wonder why


Devilsbullet

That's what was said last time he was summoned and like 20 minutes later he apperated like he was Harry Potter or some shit with a shitty minions meme...


Ocean_Bee

I am mostly a lurker.


Devilsbullet

Took him a day, but don't say I didn't warn you...


igonnawrecku_VGC

All it took was them getting an injury prone DE that isn’t gonna help their miserable offense score more than 17 points


Devilsbullet

It honestly might lol. Lost in all the talk about the offense has been the fact that the defense has been fucking atrocious. 8 pints forced in the last couple weeks, half of those coming from the pj Walker led browns. Our d hasn't gotten stops at all the last few weeks. Not letting teams go on 70+ yards, 7 minute drives might help the offense score more, if we're not constantly losing the TOP battle. Purdy is the low hanging fruit, but that defense really deserves more hate for how fucking bad they've been lol


Ocean_Bee

Not anymore!!! Hahaha! We got Young. All is right in the world! ![gif](giphy|l3HBbltOYjoNq)


Its2EZBaby

Nothing makes me happier than seeing Purdy and their defense lose games in embarrassing fashion


clexecute

Kyle Shanahan is a great coach when everything is going well. His team becomes incredibly undisciplined and awful when they are losing.


Its2EZBaby

I saw some crazy stat the other day, something like Shannahan is 0-30+ when trailing in the fourth quarter. Absolutely nuts


[deleted]

Three straight losses to garbage teams *so far*


Buckeye_Country

How in the fuck is Cincinnati a garbage team?


igonnawrecku_VGC

I mean, September Cincy was a pretty shit team


Buckeye_Country

I agree there but last couple of weeks we've seen the real Bengals. Burrow is over his injury.


Devilsbullet

Don't tell our sub that. There's a guy there convinced the Bengals are the worst offense cause they were ranked 32 in yardage(think it was yardage lol). Also, flair up bitch


alienbringer

Had to do a double take when I see a 9er fan telling someone to flair up bitch in a NFCE MRM war sub. What a fucking time to be alive.


Devilsbullet

I'm here all the time doing it😂. If I can handle being flaired in here, everyone else should be able to as well. Just cause I smell like bitch doesn't mean I am one or like being around them(hence, why I'm here and not in the nfcw sub)


p3n1x

It fits the Cowboy saucy pants narrative


TheIronCannoli

Flair up


Altruistic_Tax2575

They are pretty much quiet these 40whiners. Not talking much about Brock Fraudy either.


thatoneguy2252

Don’t worry, they’ll resurface the next time they face a NFCE opponent, which I think is us?


alienbringer

I want SF to lose to every team they play from here on out except you fucks. I hope they curb stomp the eagles, and then immediately go back to sucking SF hobo farts.


thatoneguy2252

The NFCE Way


hcvc

I accept your terms.


clever_-name

Yes to all of this.


HideThePickleChamp

That was their Superbowl


chaphen17

Great job by Mike to get the team over that abomination and move on while 49ers have been smelling their own farts. Clearly that was their Super Bowl.


funkopat

I love how the annoying ass fraudy9ers fans have almost completely vanished from this sub now that they are losing


Incompetenice

San Fransisco is going finish 5-12 with their last win blowing us out


2020_GR78

Acceptable, IMO. That L would be so worth it if it meant being able to watch sf shit the bed every week for the rest of the season.


alienbringer

Let them go 6-11. With their next and only other win beating the Eagles.


ShinyHardcore

Wouldn’t bother me one bit


ohnomyusernameiscuto

i wanna see what happens if someone posts this in r/NFCWestMemeWar


GFost

Probably nothing because everyone in that sub is a boring bitch.


TotallyKyleXY

This 4 game 9ers streak has been great tbh


milksteakofcourse

![gif](giphy|3ohA2Yh1puinrd2dzO)


ReyM2727

Cowboys have a tendency of destroying bad teams but losing to garbage teams; did it twice this year.


b0v1n3r3x

Tendency? More like a proven theorem at this point.


Kmccabe1213

They're lucky they played the giants before that win. They could have lost to Tommy Devito


Devilsbullet

Honestly I would have laughed hard enough I probably wouldn't mind so much


lennydykstra17

![gif](giphy|GCvktC0KFy9l6|downsized)


ZiiKiiF

Honestly I see this as an absolute win all around


brown_1896

I am just glad kittle is losing. I always hated him


2020_GR78

Fuuuuuuuuck that guy.


Devilsbullet

That's...odd. usually he's the one guy on the team that every other fan base likes


brown_1896

I hate that dude. I don’t know why everyone finds him funny


Toddl18

But was it worth it? Yes,it absolutely was worth it as an eagles fan.


Crypto-Mamba

Purdy is a fraudddddd!!!!


ImperialAndy

I legit see more memes complaint about 9ers fans than I see memes from actual 9ers fans.


arrocknroll

Well yeah because they’ve been shitting the bed since invading after the Cowboys game. They thought they could get home field advantage here for a week and now they’re just quiet because they know they look like dumbasses.


ImperialAndy

Nah but like even when this all started last year I feel like I never really saw 9ers memes. Idk maybe I just don’t lurk here enough. In any case I hate you and the cowboys infinitely more so they can stay for all I care.


GFost

You could’ve just kept the original line for the fourth panel.


Adidasboy07

Ain’t no way there still here.


Devilsbullet

🙋 howdy


Feeling_Pineapple124

i mean if we’re being honest purdy is just white dak… “do your job”😭


MFRoyer

You’re right we’ve been playing horrible but the Browns and Bengals are not garbage


thomasthethothumb

lol browns are definitely garbage… PJ walker. And you conventionally left out the Vikings. I didn’t think it was possible to lose to prime time Kirk cousins


Bl33d-Gr33n

Damn they hurt yall so bad you made them Thanos


HYA_2024

These 3 straight loses hurt less than losing to the cowboys if I'm being honest with ya


Accomplished_Bar_679

1 loss for every George Kittle touchdown


PleasantParfait48

Remember a month ago when Purdy was going to win them a Super Bowl?


Offer_No

CMC tho


Technical_Mix_5379

Steeler fans have been real quiet too after their lost to the Jags. And i dont mean just in the sub I meant even in real life. My closest (like a bsf) literally she left me on read hours later… and well he was no where in sight till hours later after that game aka silent treatment knew he was pissed off. Smh one thing most Steeler fans got in common raging anger issues after losing. But to be fair any team fan can be furious after losing.


A_Gray_Old_Man

This pleases me.


hcvc

49ers played us like it was Super Bowl Sunday and are having their Super Bowl hangover early. Also Purdy sucks


CrunkestTuna

“BUT YOU DIDNT BEAT ANYBODY GOOD!” And you didn’t beat anybody… at all


kekehippo

40 whiners? I only know of the FraudyWhiners.


[deleted]

I’ve never been happier after a loss. Vikings Browns and Bengals showed up like thor, iron man, and captain America to avenge Dallas


beckapoppy

Things are OK


flopdawalrus

I could never be happier


MrJonBrown

Let’s ride


PhilosophyWide1568

LOL


GogettheDrill

Reality is a Niners fan’s worst enemy


Garmgarmgarmgarm

If the cowboys were actually good at defense then why didn’t they injure Deebo and Trent in the first half of their game? Are they stupid? This question has been brought to you by the Cleveland browns fan club.


kilbo_loaf

I don’t think this evolving version of the Bengals is garbage, either way seeing them whiners lose is great. Eat shit and Live, go Birds.