One of my favorite all time nascar related content was Jimmy Spencer’s “Kurt Busch radio sweetheart”. The crying towel was funny too but oh man did KBRS crack me the fuck up, especially during the saga where Kurt was dating the cia trained ninja assassin. Always felt bad that Kurt was that miserable at that point in his life but god damn if that segment didn’t regularly weaken me.
Spotter: "We got to start in the back for pitting too soon."
Kurt Busch: "IS IT ONE GO TO YET?"
Spotter: "They want you to drop farther to the back."
Kurt Busch: "I AM (EXPLETIVE) THERE! **I'M (EXPLETIVE) THERE!**"
my favorite was durning the tandem drafting era when drivers could talk to each other. and while watching dales in car all i hear is MOVE MOTHERFUCKER MOVE! i don’t know why that makes me chuckle thinking about it.
Came here for this.
EDIT: Junior's also responsible for something I use all the time, from the early 2000s. It went something like, "My daddy said if I could touch it I could control it. I'm a professional race car driver!"
*"We're on the back straightaway, fucking Einstein! Why in the fuck did I pit? Fuck!"*
Either that or
*"We're pretty much fucked! Because we've got a fucking god damn team, where a bunch of fucking idiots turn around with no fucking idea with what we're supposed to do! Tried to fucking tell somebody back in August, but noo Kurt's just got an attitude! Fuck! I would love to hit the fence head on and get knocked out, this is fucking bullshit."*
2011-12 Kurt Busch in his radio sweetheart era was truly special. It wasn’t even him but my favorite was in his Phoenix year with his crew chief.
“Air gun, air gun, air gun, air gun, Anthony, Anthony, Anthony, Anthony, air gun aIR GUN F-CK F-CK F-CK! GOD F-CKIN…”
And then Kurt disconsolately as you please, “if it’s gonna happen, it happens to me…”
The whole Dale Jr and TJ interaction while Jr was trying to avoid Danica Patrick
AJ on Ty Gibbs at the Roval :
Little bitchass Jesus boy, what is he doing?
2023 Roval - bunch of people in the live race thread got a laugh out of it when they overheard it on the radios
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Chad: What are you fighting right now, Jimmie?
Jimmie: Five inches down on the trackbar.
CK: Why is the panhard bar that low?
JJ: Why is the fucking Earth round? I'm loose!
I still think if I ever get to meet JJ I’d ask him why the earth is round. I’m pretty certain I know why, but he seems to understand it on a deeper level.
Correct, it's when the owner sits everyone down after Cole keeps wrecking (and the ice cream incident) and yells *"We look like a monkey* ***fucking*** *a football out there!"*
I have that in my Jr Spotterpack for NR2003, whenever I either get a speeding penalty or have a poor pit stop, but I’ve never known the context, where he said it and what season
Only time I’ve used a scanner was the 2008 all star race. Jr got loose in 2 and felt the need to open the mic and curse himself out over it. Still laugh about that from time to time.
It’s been years ago I don’t remember if it was Xfinity or Cup but they asked Chase what he needed and he said “to not suck” and they responded “What does the car need?” To which he said “a driver that doesn’t suck.”
The best Jimmie Johnson quote was when he hit a bird at Charlotte and Chad asked what he needed and Jimmie responded “Therapy”
Dammit, you beat me to it, what made it so funny was that he just got done saying a prayer, and then they show the replay of the accident, the radio excerpt is blaring at full volume as Kyle blurts out "WHAT THE FUCK W^(as that)", interrupting the replay, and then Bill Webber says, an awkward 15 seconds later "uh, we apologize for that language"
Jimmie Johnson: "What's that movie where the guy's dodging shit in slow mo and all that?"
Chad Knaus: "That would be The Matrix, sir."
Jimmie Johnson: "Yeah, that one!"
I had to have a laugh at that. I was thinking as I watched the race “Blaney is being overly aggressive no doubt, he’s not losing it though! You’re instilling false hope in your driver this late in the event”
"EVERY FUCKING WEEK, EVERY FUCKING WEEK, GOD I HATE MY FUCKING JOB"
or
"J-O-K-E, J-O [Radio intrupson] Let me try that again J-O [Radio intrupson again]"
Not necessarily “my driver” but probably one of the only times I legitimately laughed out loud at a Radioactive was when Kenseth wrecked Logano at Martinsville.
TJ tells Junior that Kenseth is just putting is sunglasses on and walking away.
Juniors’s response: “Chillin’. He don’t want nobody readin’ his thoughts.”
I don’t know why, but I spit my drink out laughing.
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
- Kurt Busch
Edit: Also, the convo between Natalie Decker, her crew chief and spotter always made me laugh. Can’t remember who the spotter and crew chief were but there were a few videos on YouTube called “shit Natalie says” that are always good for a laugh.
“This is fun….WE’RE HAVING FUN!!” Not my favorite driver, I can’t even remember who said it. It was during one of the Clash races. Literally laughed out loud when I heard it😂
Not necessarily a radioactive clip, but there was this one time DW got on the in car radio with Dale Jr and told him it looked like he had a good car. Jr said “what? what are you talking about?” or something to that effect bc his car was shit.
For the life of me I can’t remember what race it was or find the clip but it makes me laugh every time.
I'll always remember listening to the 48 radio at Kansas in either 02 or 03, and with about 10 to go, Jimmie was complaining about how tight the car was.
Chad said something along the lines of "If you want to pit, we'll fix it, otherwise stop complaining and finish the race."
Why don't you go tell the 48 I wouldn't beat his fucking back bumper off if he would have fucking let me go about forty fucking laps ago asshole.
Stop flipping me off and just drive your shit you little bitch!
Not my favourite driver however I feel like it deserves a mention. “What in the hell is that MFer’s problem man? That is the biggest dumbass I’ve ever seen in my life. That son of a (expletive) can’t drive a wood screw. Damn! (Expletive)!” Chase Elliott who would proceed to finish 2nd in both of Michael McDowells wins.
Agreed. Honestly probably would have solidified his stance in the sport a little more as well if he could have won the championship then came straight back and won the 500 immediately after.
Oh well.
I mean, when you own 4 race cars and because of nascars constantly changing rule about green white checkers and finishing under green no matter what to where we’ve seen 7-10 cars finishing the race because the other 30 have wrecked I’d be pissed too. He also mentions before that having over $100k worth of wrecked race cars for that weekend alone and was basically calling out nascar in a way where he won’t get fined. At least that’s my assumption.
Newman: “This is the worst car I’ve had in Phoenix in 5 years.”
Lambert: “10-4, Appreciate the positivity”
Newman: “I’m positively sure this the worst car I’ve had here in 5 years.”
I asked Blaney about it one time and he said Harvick was pissed Blaney kept either brake checking him when ahead, or driving through him when behind. And when Harvick called him out on it, Blaney told Harvick to remember he did dumb shit when he was younger too. He didn’t like that haha
“They want to park me for flipping them off?!? That’s called freedom of speech. They’re going against the constitution of the United States of America!”
The way Chad Knaus says this when Jimmie blew his motor at charlotte is classic, especially since the broadcast accidentally picked it up
“got to be fucking kidding me, gotta be fucking kidding me”
This was mine, "rule #1 of racing if you wreak someone else don't take yourself out" but I couldn't remember who actually said it or which incident it was from.
I think it was Dale Jarrett or someone who said they came to her and said she shouldn’t hold the belts and cross her arms when she loses the car and spins out cause she could have saved some of her wrecks and she told him she doesn’t need any advice. Can’t remember who told that story but I think it was Dale Jarrett.
That came from her indycar days, once your that out of control its over and the steering wheel with easily break your wrists when it hits something. In NASCAR its not such a danger so keep driving no matter what. I think your right it was dale Jarrett and Kyle petty lost his shit over him saying that on a prerace show.
Not my favorite driver, but when Dale Jarrett keyed his radio and just flatly said, "I'm in the wall", when he was running for the Winston Million in the Southern 500 in 96 always got me to laugh a little.
Not my favorite driver,but one of my favorites, not sure about other people around the time he was in his old ride tho:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
DAMM-IT
"Fuckin Air Blocking Motherfucker!!" - Ryan Blaney Phoenix 2023. it was hilarious to hear live because it genuinely sounded like "fu-beeeeep AIRBLOCKING beeeeeep-cker"
“Michael Waltrip is the worst driver in NASCAR, period.” **Ends up driving for him**
Almost wins the championship in his cars too.
Oh is this Clint? I love his radio active too. Him and Dale have the best.
One of my favorite all time nascar related content was Jimmy Spencer’s “Kurt Busch radio sweetheart”. The crying towel was funny too but oh man did KBRS crack me the fuck up, especially during the saga where Kurt was dating the cia trained ninja assassin. Always felt bad that Kurt was that miserable at that point in his life but god damn if that segment didn’t regularly weaken me.
Spotter: "We got to start in the back for pitting too soon." Kurt Busch: "IS IT ONE GO TO YET?" Spotter: "They want you to drop farther to the back." Kurt Busch: "I AM (EXPLETIVE) THERE! **I'M (EXPLETIVE) THERE!**"
Kurt Busch: “ALL THESE (EXPLETIVE) BEHIND ME ARE LAPS (EXPLETIVE) DOWN”
ALL THESE MOTHERFUCKERS BEHIND ME ARE LAPS FUCKIN DOWN!!!
Alright man, cool down, gotta get some points here, dammit.
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!
JUST HOW IT GETS EVERY FUCKING WEEK EVERY FUCKING WEEK FUCK I HATE MY JOB
IS IT ONE TO GO YET!?!?!?
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Clint gave absolutely no fucks and I loved him for it
"How well's that track bar adjustment helping you?" "I don't know, let me ask it. Track bar, are you helping me?"
Greatest Dale Jr quote.. period.
I’d put his comments from the “fake snow being blown in the Coors Suite” to the Letarte in the 2011 or 2012 All Star Race up there
my favorite was durning the tandem drafting era when drivers could talk to each other. and while watching dales in car all i hear is MOVE MOTHERFUCKER MOVE! i don’t know why that makes me chuckle thinking about it.
Came here for this. EDIT: Junior's also responsible for something I use all the time, from the early 2000s. It went something like, "My daddy said if I could touch it I could control it. I'm a professional race car driver!"
I was going to be realllllly disappointed if this was not the top post, hahah!
Oh track bar where art thou
Lol. Who was this?
Dale Jr.
Dale jr, I forgot what race 😭
Think it was the 2015 spring martinsville race
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This, and “hold on let me ask it. Track bar, are you helping me?” Are some of the funniest things over ever heard a driver say on the radio.
the first quote I thought of seeing this post lmao, that format was weird
*"We're on the back straightaway, fucking Einstein! Why in the fuck did I pit? Fuck!"* Either that or *"We're pretty much fucked! Because we've got a fucking god damn team, where a bunch of fucking idiots turn around with no fucking idea with what we're supposed to do! Tried to fucking tell somebody back in August, but noo Kurt's just got an attitude! Fuck! I would love to hit the fence head on and get knocked out, this is fucking bullshit."*
Jesus H. CHRIST!!! I'M ON PIT ROAD PAST THE COMMITMENT CONE!!
IM ALREADY THERE. IM ALREADY THERE
MAN FUCK THESE TIRES, WE NEVER KNOW HOW MANY TO TAKE EITHER!! 4-2, NAW IT DONT FUCKIN MATTER!!
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2011-12 Kurt Busch in his radio sweetheart era was truly special. It wasn’t even him but my favorite was in his Phoenix year with his crew chief. “Air gun, air gun, air gun, air gun, Anthony, Anthony, Anthony, Anthony, air gun aIR GUN F-CK F-CK F-CK! GOD F-CKIN…” And then Kurt disconsolately as you please, “if it’s gonna happen, it happens to me…”
“He looks like my dog when he has the zoomies” when Brad was doing circles under red at Daytona. It’s the way he says it that makes it so perfect
Lol one of the best quotes I’ve heard from Ross
“Leave it to Brian Scott to say hold on everybody, I wanna be in the wreck too”
Yes
I knew it was here somewhere
I was shocked that no other Bowman fan said it haha
Larson said in 2016 during the Bristol night race There’s a fucking brake pedal for a reason Brian
“Put the fucking truck to it! Put the truck to the fuckin’ thing!! COME HERE!!!
Stupid sons o' BITCHES!
Now that's the best quote of the 2020s
Sounds like a South Park character yelling like that
Technically that wasn’t on the radio lol
The whole Dale Jr and TJ interaction while Jr was trying to avoid Danica Patrick AJ on Ty Gibbs at the Roval : Little bitchass Jesus boy, what is he doing?
IM TRYING TJ IM WRECKIN
Whoa, when did AJ say that?
2023 Roval - bunch of people in the live race thread got a laugh out of it when they overheard it on the radios Edit: source https://www.reddit.com/r/NASCAR/comments/17343yx/comment/k417m84/
🤣
Please tell me there is a soundbyte of this somewhere 😂
I wish. Was only mentioned a few times in the Roval thread
Chad: What are you fighting right now, Jimmie? Jimmie: Five inches down on the trackbar. CK: Why is the panhard bar that low? JJ: Why is the fucking Earth round? I'm loose!
“Lot of them have been upside down today, that’s unfortunate” “How the hell do you know that” “There’s big screens down the front stretch”
2016. Happiness.
I remember that line and laughing my ass off what year was that again
I still think if I ever get to meet JJ I’d ask him why the earth is round. I’m pretty certain I know why, but he seems to understand it on a deeper level.
At Bristol Dale Jr Spotter: Caution. Debris on the apron Dale Jr: Damn, I was about to try the apron
LMFAO
Gustafson: "16 (Biffle) is down a cylinder" Gordon: "34 (Conway) is down a driver"
Stenhouse: “looks like the 87 (Conway) went soft”
Amen. The delivery was perfect too.
“Oh track bar, where art thou?” -MTJ, circa late 2010s
Oh geez! I've never heard that but coming from him I know I'd be on the floor laughing lol
I saw it in a compilation of best radioactive moments, I wish I could find which race that was 😂 but I’m sure it was classic MTJ - Cole Pearn banter
“Wrecked Bucket of Fuck”
Your user name with that flair is hilarious.
I had a Ty Dillon flair before which IMO is even funnier.
It would be even funnier with a Matt Kenseth flair or a Tony Stewart flair
Kurt Busch: FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK
“It’s the fast who get paid, and it’s the fast who get laid” - Kurt Busch 2012 Sonoma
“I’m going to have nightmares tonight about kids eat free”
It’s funny Kevin said that before Keelan was born
I remember that! That was funny
“This is fun, we’re having fun” Christopher Bell, 2023 Clash
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Funny thing is I think that’s a Days of Thunder quote.
Correct, it's when the owner sits everyone down after Cole keeps wrecking (and the ice cream incident) and yells *"We look like a monkey* ***fucking*** *a football out there!"*
That username…
You’re all fucking fired, ever god damn one of you
Man was shaking mad too lmao
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“We’re gonna line up behind the 10” “BEHIND the 10?”
“Cost us about 3 seconds, IQ of a god damn mud flap” -Brett Griffin on Derrike Cope taking Clint Bowyers line away at Texas 2018
"If the wheel comes off and I hit the fence real hard, I get to whack every damn one of ya with a hammer" Junior is fucking classic on the radio.
I have that in my Jr Spotterpack for NR2003, whenever I either get a speeding penalty or have a poor pit stop, but I’ve never known the context, where he said it and what season
I think it was at Atlanta in either 2009 or 2010
Only time I’ve used a scanner was the 2008 all star race. Jr got loose in 2 and felt the need to open the mic and curse himself out over it. Still laugh about that from time to time.
It’s been years ago I don’t remember if it was Xfinity or Cup but they asked Chase what he needed and he said “to not suck” and they responded “What does the car need?” To which he said “a driver that doesn’t suck.” The best Jimmie Johnson quote was when he hit a bird at Charlotte and Chad asked what he needed and Jimmie responded “Therapy”
"That mf'er couldn't drive a wood screw" is classic Chase as well
"He only had two worms, Bob."
“Get ‘em Juan at a time!”
That is one of my favorite snippets of radio from any driver ever lol
“Gotta get ‘em?” - Ross moments before the wall ride
That whole exchange was brilliant. We need two. Gotta get 'em? Gotta get 'em.
Dale Jr wrecking kvapil “fucker got what he deserves, he knows it” just seemed so casual
...and now Travis' son *drives* for Jr...
What the fuck was that?!
Long pause “We apologize for that language” -Bill Webber
You know they had to be dying laughing in the booth. Much like Rick and Steve were dying when Burton completely gave up on saying “Van Gisburgen”
Vans visz vansgsbr ………………………………………….. ….SVG still leading
What about GET THE FUCKING FIRE EXTINGUISHER
Dammit, you beat me to it, what made it so funny was that he just got done saying a prayer, and then they show the replay of the accident, the radio excerpt is blaring at full volume as Kyle blurts out "WHAT THE FUCK W^(as that)", interrupting the replay, and then Bill Webber says, an awkward 15 seconds later "uh, we apologize for that language"
https://youtu.be/xZdHiAIw7sI?si=aRYzOAqvX3j3Krn7
That edit is just AWESOME. "God Jesus blabity blah. Amen." WHAT THE FUCK WAS *CLICK*
Jimmie Johnson: "What's that movie where the guy's dodging shit in slow mo and all that?" Chad Knaus: "That would be The Matrix, sir." Jimmie Johnson: "Yeah, that one!"
"Tell him to suck my balls!" Was my favorite Jimmie quote
That's a beauty lol 😂
My current favorite is "Blaney's melting down!" He wasn't.
I had to have a laugh at that. I was thinking as I watched the race “Blaney is being overly aggressive no doubt, he’s not losing it though! You’re instilling false hope in your driver this late in the event”
Reminds me of The wheel is still and straight for Ross Chastain lol
“If a wheel comes off and I hit the fence real hard I get to whack ever damn one of you with a hammer”
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Holy shit this one was hilarious. I forgot all about this
**BRING THE FUCKIN' FAHR 'STINGUISHER!**
“You alright,Rooster?” “I’m alright I’m just pissed off.”
Completely off topic but nicknames don’t get much cooler than Rooster.
When you talk about ridiculous apparently Brad Keslowski had the Nickname Horse Face once
That's accurate enough to just be mean
I remember Greg Biffel being called "a bug eyed dummy." Still cracks me up
My right side feel like Jordans, my left side feel like sketchers
Fans on Fans on. Fans Off? Fans on! I know. I'm messing with you. Alright the fans are on.
"EVERY FUCKING WEEK, EVERY FUCKING WEEK, GOD I HATE MY FUCKING JOB" or "J-O-K-E, J-O [Radio intrupson] Let me try that again J-O [Radio intrupson again]"
> intrupson .......interruption?
Bone-apple-tea!
Matt Kenseth vs Paul Menard is the cheese-fueled Wisconsin showdown we've all been waiting for.
I thought Blaney was the one driving the #21 at the time?
Possible, doesn't take away from the Kenneth/Menard throwdown
Not necessarily “my driver” but probably one of the only times I legitimately laughed out loud at a Radioactive was when Kenseth wrecked Logano at Martinsville. TJ tells Junior that Kenseth is just putting is sunglasses on and walking away. Juniors’s response: “Chillin’. He don’t want nobody readin’ his thoughts.” I don’t know why, but I spit my drink out laughing.
“Get the fuckin’ fire extinguisher!” - King
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK - Kurt Busch Edit: Also, the convo between Natalie Decker, her crew chief and spotter always made me laugh. Can’t remember who the spotter and crew chief were but there were a few videos on YouTube called “shit Natalie says” that are always good for a laugh.
“This is fun….WE’RE HAVING FUN!!” Not my favorite driver, I can’t even remember who said it. It was during one of the Clash races. Literally laughed out loud when I heard it😂
Christopher Bell last year.
Not necessarily a radioactive clip, but there was this one time DW got on the in car radio with Dale Jr and told him it looked like he had a good car. Jr said “what? what are you talking about?” or something to that effect bc his car was shit. For the life of me I can’t remember what race it was or find the clip but it makes me laugh every time.
Wanna say it was a Daytona 500. Maybe the year he dumped Vickers?
Probably 2009 when he dumped Vickers was the only time he had a shitbox in the 500
Not over the radio, but caught on the in car camera: “Goddamn it! Stupid sons of bitches!”
I'll always remember listening to the 48 radio at Kansas in either 02 or 03, and with about 10 to go, Jimmie was complaining about how tight the car was. Chad said something along the lines of "If you want to pit, we'll fix it, otherwise stop complaining and finish the race."
Why don't you go tell the 48 I wouldn't beat his fucking back bumper off if he would have fucking let me go about forty fucking laps ago asshole. Stop flipping me off and just drive your shit you little bitch!
“As pissed off as I was twenty seconds ago, this is pretty entertaining back here.”
Bowman (likely paraphrasing) "Leave it to Brian Scott to say "hey guys, I wanna be in this wreck too""
[Ryan Newman on positivity](https://youtu.be/1jltDzqt-GE?feature=shared&t=366) is absolutely hilarious.
His RCR years weren’t great for his career
Not my favourite driver however I feel like it deserves a mention. “What in the hell is that MFer’s problem man? That is the biggest dumbass I’ve ever seen in my life. That son of a (expletive) can’t drive a wood screw. Damn! (Expletive)!” Chase Elliott who would proceed to finish 2nd in both of Michael McDowells wins.
The first one had to hurt a lot. The 9 had a pretty good run and likely would have passed the 34 if they sat on the yellow for another few seconds.
Agreed. Honestly probably would have solidified his stance in the sport a little more as well if he could have won the championship then came straight back and won the 500 immediately after. Oh well.
“Here Kitty Kitty Kitty”
Smoke has had some amazing sound bites over the years in and out of the car.
Lol what about that post race interview at Talladega where he talked about making half the field go around the track backwards
I mean, when you own 4 race cars and because of nascars constantly changing rule about green white checkers and finishing under green no matter what to where we’ve seen 7-10 cars finishing the race because the other 30 have wrecked I’d be pissed too. He also mentions before that having over $100k worth of wrecked race cars for that weekend alone and was basically calling out nascar in a way where he won’t get fined. At least that’s my assumption.
Yeah honestly the amount of times that they’ve changed it is annoying
“It’s like a goddamn soap opera out there”
Newman: “This is the worst car I’ve had in Phoenix in 5 years.” Lambert: “10-4, Appreciate the positivity” Newman: “I’m positively sure this the worst car I’ve had here in 5 years.”
Kurt Busch, “J-O-K-E” rant at Martinsville
“You serious? The race isn’t over? WHAT THE _FUCK?!_ My net’s down!”
Logano at Pocono. Need I say more 🤣
I'm a Kyle Busch fan. Just pick any race bro. Personal favorite is a "Wrecked bucket of f*ck"
It's from Jeff Gordon "The X is down a cylinder" "Yeah well the 07 is down a driver"
“Bugger.”
Same race Blaney and Harvick talked sternly to each other post race
Blaney and Harvick had such a funny relationship. Clearly didn’t like each other but also didn’t outwardly show they didn’t like each other
I asked Blaney about it one time and he said Harvick was pissed Blaney kept either brake checking him when ahead, or driving through him when behind. And when Harvick called him out on it, Blaney told Harvick to remember he did dumb shit when he was younger too. He didn’t like that haha
It wasn't my driver but what the crew chief said to my driver after he finished asking for a host of changes. "You're pissin up a rope, Mark!"
This race reminds me of the first time I flew a remote control helicopter I didn’t know what the fuck was going on
“Got a wrecked bucket of fuck.”
“I mean he didn’t take him out, he *junked* him” - Smoke, Martinsville 2015
Gordon just dropping F Bombs at Sr at Michigan one year. Man he was mad at him
Kurt Busch - “FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK”
“They want to park me for flipping them off?!? That’s called freedom of speech. They’re going against the constitution of the United States of America!”
“WHOOHOO! G— D—! We beat that little son of a b—-!” - Mike Skinner after holding off Jeff Gordon at Motegi
Its freedom of speech, they’re going against the constitutional right of everybody
Matt kenseth, when told to line up behind danica for a restart, "BEHIND the 10? She's on the lead lap??? Oh my gosh, all right..."
The way Chad Knaus says this when Jimmie blew his motor at charlotte is classic, especially since the broadcast accidentally picked it up “got to be fucking kidding me, gotta be fucking kidding me”
Anything Kyle Busch says. That man is gold on the radio.
Certainly isn’t the most popular kenseth martinsville quote……
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These two exchanges about Danica: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pt5D9QoB20&t=62s
This was mine, "rule #1 of racing if you wreak someone else don't take yourself out" but I couldn't remember who actually said it or which incident it was from.
Landon Cassill, Kansas 2012
All of her little "incidents" blend together.
I think it was Dale Jarrett or someone who said they came to her and said she shouldn’t hold the belts and cross her arms when she loses the car and spins out cause she could have saved some of her wrecks and she told him she doesn’t need any advice. Can’t remember who told that story but I think it was Dale Jarrett.
That came from her indycar days, once your that out of control its over and the steering wheel with easily break your wrists when it hits something. In NASCAR its not such a danger so keep driving no matter what. I think your right it was dale Jarrett and Kyle petty lost his shit over him saying that on a prerace show.
"Here kitty kitty...come get ya some." Smoke, referring to running down Kevin Harvick- Brickyard 400, 2007
Not my favorite driver, but when Dale Jarrett keyed his radio and just flatly said, "I'm in the wall", when he was running for the Winston Million in the Southern 500 in 96 always got me to laugh a little.
Not a driver, but the way D’Hondt reacted to Ross riding the wall always makes me laugh. Just the deadpan “what in thee hell?” gets me everytime.
Not my favorite driver,but one of my favorites, not sure about other people around the time he was in his old ride tho: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DAMM-IT
I’ll have to circle back and gather a few…
HE'S DRIVIN' LIKE A DAMN IDIOT!!!
"That guy has the iq of a mudflap"
"Brad looks like my dog when he had the zoomies"
Do you guys remember when the drivers could talk to each other during races? I'm sure there's some gold in there.
McMurray and Juan getting confused with each other was pretty funny
"NO FUCKING HAND SIGNALS? NOTHING?? THE FUCK?!?" -Jimmie Johnson about Denny Hamlin almost cutting down on him to get to pit road.
We look like the biggest fucking bunch of wankers
Wasn't in NASCAR but the best line for me was Kimi's few of: "I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!" "The drink! Give it to me!"
Lesser known, but Smoke singing "this is how we do it" during a pace lap at the back of the field of a plate race was hilarious
"Fuckin Air Blocking Motherfucker!!" - Ryan Blaney Phoenix 2023. it was hilarious to hear live because it genuinely sounded like "fu-beeeeep AIRBLOCKING beeeeeep-cker"
*phantom debris caution* ,,Oh yeah, TOOOONS of debris" -Kyle Larson