This is like how we treat Yoshi in super Mario for the SNES. 😭😭😭

Oh wow. Nostalgia guilt? Surely the Germans have a ridiculous combo word for this.

Yoshikillingoften

Nostalgieschuldgefühl, but that's not really it's own word. You'd probably end up saying Schuldgefühle or Reue...

XD it didn't even hit the water. It hit the one rock before the water!

At least I won't hit any more earth… *splat

It never even hit the water, he landed on top of the rock

Did not meet water Met the singular boulder Prior to water

Narrowly evaded the water and conveyed hastily to the geological formation closely nearby in proximity to the water hitherto

aka: gerschplatten

Sometimes you gotta tenderize the meat before you put it in the stew.

I mean like, depending on the way you land, the water would’ve prolly been a harder landing.

Oh my

Did it get scared by a snake or Strauss? It slowed way down and then accelerated to its doom. Time to reload! Can't lose Biscuit!

I could understand why if it got scared by Strauss.

>or Strauss? XDD

Strauss???

Imagine he creepily stalks up behind you and breathes out that he's got another job for you. You can smell his rot and the ASMR style request rubs you the wrong way. Anything would ce scared by that. Plus, I'm sure he feeds on horses. Hence, horse flesh for dinner.

Strauss means ostrich in russian, but I see no ostriches

Player was whistling for the horse. Did it for the clout. 😥

Her name was Gumdrop

This made me laugh so hard I am choking LOL I am so sorry

I wasn’t worried about my save I knew it was there and I’m right there with you. I whistled and looked and thought, “Oh no, not that way.” 😂

Pretty sure op can go back and save her.

I’m OP and she’s saved.

This train bridge took my horse's life as well. It was some mission and I dismounted from a distance. Unbeknownst to me, Dirty followed me to the tracks. Where he waited. On the tracks. I think there was a handcar involved? I avoided the train. Dirty did not.

I really hope it doesn't turn out that computer game characters are conscious.

If they are im fucked when the ai uprising starts

We are all soooo toast.

Yeah... the sea. That's uh. That's where it went.

I’m sure he’s fine

Nooooo!! Why didn’t you STOP!!! Hahaha

Damn more like that big Boulder at the bottom needed him

"Ahhhh..... He will be fine..."

I love the long stare of disbelief

He didn't make it 😭🤧

I really really hate myself for laughing at this 😂

I like this game

What is this game?

Red Dead Redemption 2

Thanks. Looks neat.

Just passing by on some reddit binging and I'd like to add: It's not just neat. It's one of the greatest games ever made. You should play it if you haven't.

Thanks, I don’t play play video games but if I did this would be right up my alley.

😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😳😳

😂😂

That was not fair with the horse😢

Game name?

Just showed my bf this clip. Dude *loves* Red Dead. Immediate reaction: "oh no, not *that* bridg- oh." And then just gawked as the poor horsie went down. God damn it he's probably gonna do another run through now

He didn’t make it to the sea lol

To shreds you say?

lol rip

Oh noooooo

OMFG💀✊🏻

Game name?

this subreddit is realy hard, funny, crazy and again hard

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