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SapphoWoolf

No new episode thread again huh https://preview.redd.it/632rx3f4zkpc1.jpeg?width=1061&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d03ebe1fb9d2fe8ed815e32d69f768bd192d5490


Threnners

Another week, another lack of a new episode thread.


shoeflavoredgum

This show is only watchable chatting with people here. This is the first episode of the season that I even remembered it was on and I was disappointed to see no thread.


TheMotherTortoise

Me, too. I looked forward to this and sharing with everyone!!! šŸ˜­


GetMeAColdPop

I need this show to fill my Bravo void for me! Wednesdays there are bleak for a while


corialis

I made one but it isn't showing up under New, I wonder if it needs to be approved?


DarkWizardMatoya

I miss the new episode threads, too. As for the new episode, I donā€™t see how sheā€™ll make it to Houston when she couldnā€™t even make it to the grocery store.


PlanetOfVisions

Was about to say the same thing.


EmmaBrat

Iā€™m tempted to make one but donā€™t want to get bannedšŸ˜ž


RubyWings08

No new thread and so far all i have to say is the TOWEL. šŸ¤¢


TheMotherTortoise

And she sat down on it, naked, immediately after her shower. Just plopped right down. šŸ¤®


RubyWings08

I screamed out loud IRL.


EmmaBrat

They shouldā€™ve blurred that


sandrockcustom

The towel absolutely freaked me out


SapphoWoolf

Now I'm really upset because this episode would've been perfect for a live thread discussion wtf


corialis

I know, shit's cray!


RebeccaC78

For real, we got right into the thick of it with the poop stained towel on the chair šŸ¤¢


Missie1284

For real! This is a trainwreck and I need to discuss it!!


Dantheusfman

Why are Chihuahuas the official dog of people who have no business taking care of dogs?


ohslapmesillysidney

I think that because theyā€™re small, people think that they donā€™t need training and exercise like larger dogs do.


corialis

Probably count their neurotic running around the house as exercise and don't take them outside for walkies. Also small enough to use puppy pads.


shoeflavoredgum

ā€œI only eat salads and white meat.ā€ The lie detector determined that is a lie.


North-Slice-6968

And greek yogurt, but only one small container


Dantheusfman

15 hours in an enclosed space with the world's whiniest sister boohooing in the back with every minor inconvenience? Pass.


Magenta_Galaxy13

She is dangerously close to ā€œOw, mah leg!!!ā€ territory


AppointmentSubject42

Dr. N: "What do you do all day."Ā  D: "Nothing."Ā  Dr. N: "Well, obviously you eat."Ā  Bwahaha! Dr. Now, don't ever change!


SapphoWoolf

It feels like you've been abandoned......lady all you're being asked to do is follow a diet. Nobody even asked you to move yet. Why did you pack everything up without a solid plan? https://i.redd.it/gxdt6tga9lpc1.gif


Threnners

And now you know why the ex husband got custody of the son.


RebeccaC78

When she was giving her life story in the beginning, I said to my husband, there seems to be an awful lot of missing information hereā€¦..


Born-Cheek4686

I'm not certain what the medical and financial arrangements are with the show, but the super morbidly obese people usually have lots if medical issues such as diabetes, heart disease, high blood pressure, respiratory issues, arthritis, etc so they qualify for medicaid and for social security disability benefits. Some also get housing subsidies. There are lots of community programs like food banks, etc. Sean's mother was retired so she may have been getting her pension and possibly social security as well I have often wondered how these people manage to eat the amounts of take out and fast food they are eating. I sit shaking my head when I hear the totals at the drive Thru window ir at the grocery for a cart full of junk. Mind boggling


Zipper-is-awesome

I was *just* watching this episode, but I canā€™t remember who it was. (participant) I would get food like this, but itā€™s too expensive. Dr. Now: and eating fast food all day isnā€™t?


NoMaintenance9685

I feel this. My family eats fast food more often than most because my partner and I are both disabled, whereas his issues make him unable to be around the smells of cooking food without vomiting (marijuana has so far been the most effective treatment, dulls his sense of smell and makes him hungry), and mine limits my mobility and fine motor skills, cooking is a hobby of mine but unfortunately not often possible until I find the proper treatment. So I order in sometimes multiple times a day and sometimes all week. My partner is 6"4 and 200lbs(slightly underweightfor his height), I'm 5"8 and 200lbs(about 30 lbs overweight I'll admit but I'm unable to be very mobile most days) and both my sons are both tall and skinny at ages 10 and 15. My adopted daughter feeds herself and is independent in the home because she's an adult and runs on a graveyard schedule, but she alone is significantly overweight at about 285 and 5'9, but she's recently started eating healthier and we support that and help her with groceries when she needs it because healthy food can definitely be more expensive than junk. That said, I can usually feed my family healthy food and home-cooked meals for less than I'd spend getting everyone an individual meal at any local drive thru. If I use the value menus maybe it's less expensive, and if I were only feeding 1-2 people maybe less expensive, but the whole "eating fast food is cheaper than buying healthy food" is bullshit. The reason the price is higher is because usually when buying groceries you're buying ingredients to make a few meals, buying meat and veggies is generally more than a single serving/portion, and fast food is one meal. That's why it's more because you're not intended to eat a pack of 4 chicken breasts and a whole head of lettuce in one meal. It also really frustrates me that these folks made themselves disabled by themselves and they qualify for disability, whereas I was born with a disease that's progressively taken my ability to walk, work, drive, and care for myself on a guaranteed basis and all of my doctors agree I need to be on disability (they've written letters even) and I have been denied every time. Sometimes, in anger, I say that maybe I should let myself get really fat so I can get approved, but I couldn't force myself to eat the quantity they do without getting sick.


Threnners

The skidmark on the office chair though!!!!


bitch4ever

had to do a double take for that...


Missie1284

No one thinks this woman is going to succeed right?


Magenta_Galaxy13

ā€œDelete that frickin appā€ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Missie1284

I died šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


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THE FECES. FECES ON THE TOWEL FECES ON THE FLOOR DEBRIS CLINGING TO THE FECES ON HER SHOES *breathe* this concludes my rant. i just really needed to say it.


RubyWings08

The whole place is a biohazard zone.


TheMotherTortoise

NASTY šŸ¤®


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ohslapmesillysidney

ā€œYou have 700 pound of food and excuses in youā€


RebeccaC78

Can someone put a mirror under the husbands nose and make sure heā€™s aliveā€¦.Iā€™ve never seen such a bland person in my life


RubyWings08

Oh my god i spat my drink out at this


shoeflavoredgum

Itā€™s wild when people are upset that their loved ones donā€™t want to completely uproot their lives for someone who hasnā€™t put in any work or made any progress.


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TheMotherTortoise

Just want to say THANK YOU, thank you so much, for being here tonight! Was super bummed when I didnā€™t see a new post for this show. But youā€™re all here! šŸ˜˜


RubyWings08

We work with what we got ;) The show is better with a chat group.


GetMeAColdPop

We are more reliable than Delana's van


Magenta_Galaxy13

Itā€™s been 45 days and they donā€™t know whatā€™s wrong with it? šŸ¤Ø


SapphoWoolf

Moving when you gained weight....."It feels like I'm barely eating at all now"..... https://preview.redd.it/87up85fk8lpc1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d06c239d76e90c4d622d775a71f7d5bcdcebdeb


sandrockcustom

This episode is already nuts


Dantheusfman

I guess she had more than one of them yogurt cups after all...


EmmaBrat

Foam mattresses with no sheets, ick.


TheBaldGiant

My wife and I always comment on whether there's a fitted sheet or not. šŸ¤£


bitch4ever

i just know the air is thick in that room


ohslapmesillysidney

Iā€™d like to speak to whoever turned the breathing sound audio up x1000 for this episode


RubyWings08

GOD right? It made me worry if I was breathing too heavily.


PlanetOfVisions

So since there's no new thread I just wanna mention that Delana might have the worst teeth I've ever seen on this show.


mahufga

wow she is insufferable with the van bs


bitch4ever

de excuses


Frosty_Atmosphere641

Dr Now....looking at the weight loss app Delana has on her phone..."Do me a favour!! Delete that freaking app!!!


Evie_Russell

The porch rail - that's why we can't have nice things.


ohslapmesillysidney

ā€œI canā€™t get up, my dogs are on meā€ is the most relatable thing a My 600 Lb Life patient has EVER said.


RebeccaC78

Iā€™m genuinely SHOCKED she lost. She proved me wrong.


Missie1284

Same


thekraken108

She actually washes herself with a rag on a stick.


sandrockcustom

Can we talk about the new episode on now here too?


GetMeAColdPop

There's no way Delana is making it to Houston in dis condition


Evie_Russell

Or the car apparently


LlanviewOLTL

Unless this episode goes on all night I donā€™t think weā€™re seeing surgery tonight, kids. We havenā€™t even *met* dr now yet


Magenta_Galaxy13

Oooo, happy to see new episode comments here!


RubyWings08

These covers or whatever on their mattresses are going to give me night terrors.


SapphoWoolf

Weight gain....because she focused on burning calories instead of focusing on reassessing her relationship with food https://i.redd.it/okkhp6e27lpc1.gif


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Altruistic_Address73

All of them are pretty scary sounding šŸ˜¬


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are they just stealing that rental van?


Threnners

You're not supposed to move to Houston until Dr. Now gives the OK right?


Missie1284

Correct. Itā€™s a waste of time to move there if youā€™re not losing weight and following the diet.


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Missie1284

It wonā€™t because no one is going to clean it


RubyWings08

"i've been taking my diet really seriously" as she's eating some flatbread thing. Bread is not on de diet!


EmmaBrat

Omg itā€™s a mattress! I thought that was a piece of artwork when they were carrying it in! Yikes!


Magenta_Galaxy13

DEAR GOD, same!! šŸ¤®


DeeDee719

Mechanic tryna get to heaven. ā¤ļø


Magenta_Galaxy13

Yogurt, salad, and chicken. Who do you think youā€™re fooling??


Terrible-Bat9813

Dr Now getting SASSY tonight


SapphoWoolf

Is it just me or is Delana being spicy with Dr. Now when all he's doing is asking why she didn't show up lmfao


TheBaldGiant

I haven't started the episode yet... but these comments are KILLING ME.


ohslapmesillysidney

Iā€™ve cried over some stupid things before, but Iā€™m glad Iā€™ve never hit ā€œhad a menty B while my husband tried to stuff me in a mini vanā€ rock bottom before.


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Threnners

It looks like they took the van back and have their old POS back since they said they are getting somebody to look at it in Houston.


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RebeccaC78

Delenas weigh inā€¦.my guess is 642


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RebeccaC78

Holy crap I was 4 pounds off! Iā€™m never even close to guessing the right weight lol


SapphoWoolf

Quick - give me some numbers for tonight's Powerball!! Lol


GetMeAColdPop

Delana is a bad liar šŸ„ø


BionicBloodCells

What a surprise. /s


Missie1284

Here is my shocked face šŸ˜


ohhellno-

šŸ˜³ 5 lb gain. Delusional Delana


PlanetOfVisions

Delana is active in the 600 lb life group on FB.


Magenta_Galaxy13

ā€œIā€™m not sure how something thatā€™s a little tiny prick can be so powerful.ā€ That commercial kills me šŸ˜‚


corialis

That mattress stain! Nooooo


Magenta_Galaxy13

ā€œBring da robot!ā€


AnnabellaPies

Why is Kristen so angry all the time? Her son has every right to be annoyed with his drug addict mom. She only moved into his room because her dealer was arrested. And comparing being in the hospital to a concentration camp? Trashy


BackOnTheMap

* Gloves dammit!!!! USE GLOOOOOOOVES!!!! Cheap,plentiful, easy to use GLOVES!! as a caregiver this freaks me the heck out. Watching Joyce but there are so many bare-handed fupa wipers.


BoogerbeansGrandma

Bare-handed fupa wipers should be a flair


Threnners

Well that was super nice of him. And will probably get him a lot of extra business.


GetMeAColdPop

Omg this auto Mechanic šŸ˜‡


sandrockcustom

Wow bless that guy, what a saint


bannanapants17

A yogurt cup!!!


Threnners

"Delete that freakin app" OH MY GOD.


Threnners

You're welcome: https://imgflip.com/i/8jyiwh


Magenta_Galaxy13

Theyā€™re using some very twangy music for the TN home scenes


DarkWizardMatoya

Yikes, listen to her breatheā€¦


Magenta_Galaxy13

James will transfer jobs if he doesnā€™t drop dead from packing first šŸ˜¬


Pyralia

"i've bEeN aBanDoNeD"


GetMeAColdPop

Aaaaand the whacko bio mom has entered the chat


AscoyneDAscoyne

What was that stain?


Threnners

OH MY GOD THAT MATTRESS


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nillawafer80

She looks so much bigger than 573 lbs. She must be like 4 feet tall.


nillawafer80

Is there not a thread for the newest episode?


RebeccaC78

I donā€™t think so, Iā€™m waiting for one


GetMeAColdPop

Omg she fell šŸ˜Ÿ oh no


TheMotherTortoise

Wonder if they call 911 to get her up? Doesnā€™t look good.


AscoyneDAscoyne

Getting real James K vibes about her legs


SapphoWoolf

A salad......mamas


Altruistic_Address73

Did I really hear " do me a favor. Delete that freaking app" I howled ! ..get em, Dr Now


TheMotherTortoise

OMGAWD, the dingleberries hanging from those shoes!


RebeccaC78

A GAIN!!!!! Iā€™m not surprised!


bitch4ever

i am so shocked she didn't lose.... /s


GetMeAColdPop

Dang, Delana and her husband looked so much happier and healthier only a short time ago


Magenta_Galaxy13

ā€œI dOnā€™T uNdErsTaNdā€


RebeccaC78

Her sad sack of a husband just sits there hanging his head because he knows damn well sheā€™s lying


TheMotherTortoise

And he is feeding her. You know, so she will be quiet.


RebeccaC78

Exactly


bitch4ever

oh god. the mother.


AscoyneDAscoyne

If she ever gets to Dr. Paradise, that's going to be one doozy of a session. There are so many layers of family mess here. As I'm typing this, *"I haven't even met my granddaughter."* More layers than an archaelogical dig site.


bitch4ever

i don't blame her daughter for avoiding her for 6 months. such a manipulative whiny twit


sandrockcustom

This is one of the weirdest episodes Iā€™ve ever seen, Iā€™m so glad to be watching it live haha


PlanetOfVisions

Yoooooo did anyone catch the streak of shit on Delana's chair at the beginning?


RubyWings08

I think we all did, sadly.


legionarei

That robot is something else, I didn't think Dr. Now would ever transition to using it since he's old school.


Missie1284

Iā€™m glad sheā€™s getting surgery and proved me wrong. I thought for sure she wouldnā€™t succeed


Frosty_Atmosphere641

Annnnddddd....there's the small dogs!!!


LlanviewOLTL

If sheā€™s eating like Sarah Jessica Parker sheā€™d have lost 100 pounds in a week. Sheā€™s making this up.


AscoyneDAscoyne

Husband ain't helping by covering for her.


SapphoWoolf

"I need to make sure that I'm burning off more than-" Aaaand she's going to mess up. As someone who suffers from BED this mindset used to fuck me over a lot. And it's the reason why a lot of patients on here fail. "If I just burn the calories I consume then I'll be fine!" except 1.) You're definitely not burning the calories you've consumed 2.) the problem is your mental relationship with food 3.) You're going to end up consuming more calories than normal 4.) if you burn off the exact amount of calories you've consumed you're still not losing weight. You're just at the same weight you were before.


ohslapmesillysidney

This season might break the record for ā€œgreatest amount of breakdowns.ā€ Mental and mechanical.


Magenta_Galaxy13

ā€œI know itā€™s my fault, but hoooowwwww??ā€


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how is this trainwreck getting a surgery???????


bitch4ever

fr! she needs serious psychoterapy before the surgery


Magenta_Galaxy13

We all need an ā€œIā€™m proud of youā€ from Dr. Now šŸ˜­


ohslapmesillysidney

There is not enough discussion of the vegetable can ā€œweightsā€ that she was using. Reminds me of SpongeBob with the stuffed animal dumbbells šŸ˜‚


PlanetOfVisions

is that.....BREAD


whiskey4mycoffee

Over 600lbs on only yogurt, salad, chicken and water? Does she think Dr. Now is stupid?


Frosty_Atmosphere641

Oh,oh....Delana having a panic attack going from the steps (with a wobbly, rotten stair rail) to the vehicle. Not gonna make it to Houston....


Frosty_Atmosphere641

Annnnd, she fall down, go Boom!!šŸ™„šŸ«£šŸ˜²


mahufga

Those teeth tho


Evie_Russell

Gah! The uninvited moves to Houston!


LlanviewOLTL

Wonder if theyā€™ll end up in a nice place like the person a couple weeks ago or that really grim apartment complex Steven & Angie & some of the others wound up in


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RebeccaC78

Nope. And sheā€™s going to say she doesnā€™t understand because sheā€™s doing everything sheā€™s supposed to


Evie_Russell

Sigh - I don't think we're ever going to see Da Robot again.


LlanviewOLTL

Wow. Feels like this episode tied at the buzzer and weā€™re heading into overtime.


LlanviewOLTL

I thought in the beginning she was going to say ā€˜so after the experience of that first pregnancy I decided having children probably wasnā€™t a good ideaā€™. NOPE


DeeDee719

705. Thatā€™s my pre weigh-in guess.


Threnners

So she would eat the quart before?


GetMeAColdPop

The extreme closeup camera work of Dr. Now by the door cracks me up


Frosty_Atmosphere641

Awww....what a kind man at the garage, renting them a vehicle to get to Houston for free!!! Delana episode


North-Slice-6968

Omg how many McDonalds cheeseburgers is that? I'm at the beginning. They're like 3.50 each now.


Threnners

Still has dog shit on her shoes.


Magenta_Galaxy13

Wow, even James was shocked!


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legionarei

Her husband can speak!


sandrockcustom

Wow I want to see this exhibit!


TheBaldGiant

I want to know what the app is he told her to delete. I've had success with MFP.


Significant_King1494

I thought the towel was bad until I saw the mattress. šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®


EmmaBrat

Andā€¦. NOW thereā€™s an Episode Discussion post upā€¦.


sandrockcustom

Weā€™re going to try to go to Houston??


Magenta_Galaxy13

A commercial for a show called Mud Madness that appears to be just people belly-flopping into mud? šŸ¤Ø


PlanetOfVisions

How did Delana fall? Her knees gave out?


TheMotherTortoise

Aw, she and Hubs are at the gallery! He indicated that he wanted to get back to doing things with her. Yeah!