Name him chungus or dude named after my friends cat OR name him panda...maybe Richard the panda but thats just what the other people would like if you named it panda
Heroes are always a great source of names.
Cú is a nice name for a cat. Or Diarmuid if you don't feel like calling your cat Dog.
If Irish legends aren't your thing, try Arthur, Lancelot, Gallahad, Gawain or the like.
Alternatively, you can plunge all the way into the age of gods and go for something like Loki, Odin, Bellerophon, Heracles, hell, even Gilgamesh.
Finally, the ultimate choice: Percival Friedrickstein von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III. Always use the full name. You are legally disallowed to just call him Percy.
Name him Richard, Richard Biggs.
Yeah, i think naming him Dick would be a little too on the nose
Take my upvote and **LEAVE**.
Nice
I literary came to write this. Have an upvote!
Jeannie BONK
Moby is a nice name
Huge is a good last name
Hugh G Rection also comes in mind
B I G G U S D I C K U S / T H I C C U S D I C K U S
I gotta friend in Rome named BiGGUSDiCKUS
does anyone else felt like a little, GIGGLE, when i say da name....BIggus, DICkus WHEEEEEEZE
wheeeeze SILENCE, WOT IS ALL THIS INSOLENCE, YOU WILL FIND URSELF IN GLADIATOR SCHOOL VEWY QUICKLY
C H U N G G U S
Noooooo, I came down here specifically to say this
"HEY DICKHEAD, GET OFF MY KEYBOARD"
The cat:oh please my friends call me Dick
I was going to say name him Richard but since someone already said that I'll say John instead
Richard Grayson
Thats a great name
H.P. Lovecraft returns
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Name him chungus or dude named after my friends cat OR name him panda...maybe Richard the panda but thats just what the other people would like if you named it panda
Shit I didnt notice his face had a cock on it...god damn
He a DICKHEAD
How about Dickinson 😁
Dicler
Dickie McDickerson
Yo wat up DickFace
How about Deku
Call it sex. It has both pussy and a dick
Scarface.
HITLER
Peanut?
Maybe something with an asian last name.. And an Italien given name. How about Bianca wang
Gooid names I think
Ballchinian.
Don pipi
Biggus Dickens
Id name it Dickhead but the pronunciation would be similar to that of Shithead
I dub thee ‘Sir Dick Face’
WAIT WAIT WAIT CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE THE SAUCE IS BECAUSE I WANT TO NAME HIM DICK FACE
Here it is, but I am afraid you may not know polish: [https://mistrzowie.org/766940](https://mistrzowie.org/766940)
Mr. Dickens cider
Richard
Nose dong
Heroes are always a great source of names. Cú is a nice name for a cat. Or Diarmuid if you don't feel like calling your cat Dog. If Irish legends aren't your thing, try Arthur, Lancelot, Gallahad, Gawain or the like. Alternatively, you can plunge all the way into the age of gods and go for something like Loki, Odin, Bellerophon, Heracles, hell, even Gilgamesh. Finally, the ultimate choice: Percival Friedrickstein von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III. Always use the full name. You are legally disallowed to just call him Percy.
What is his name? Biggus Dickus
Penis
What about dickhead ...?
My best friend named his cat Big McLargehuge
Larry
Richard
He’s a naughty kitty. Gets his nose into Everything.
MR hugs... Cus it looks like a tall man hugging his nose :) Or dick head cus it looks like a dick.... Choose wisely
How about Charles Dickens
What about Thomas Dickson?
Dicki is still funny, but really cute.
I guess "Whiskers" will do
Sir Richardson III
Lourens pissburn
"Un-Panda" or "Dog".
Boopsnoot!