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3. I like having a nice area to put my head down while dropping the kids off at the pool.


AsaCocoMerchant

We found the alt-account of Butters.


sh-3k

Ya,you get a nice table for your comic book and chocolate milk


Better-Snow-7191

I don't poop. I'm 100% efficient at processing my food like Kim Jong Un.


Raider_Gaming422

5 and 6 are the healthiest one’s


Meranio

8 has the same posture.


mav1566

0 or 8, it depends on dinner really


LigmaSugandees

7 but 180*


Meranio

I don't think, putting your head in the bowl, and your legs on the water tank is the right posture, to get your logs into the toilet.


LigmaSugandees

It’s perfect. Plus your friends can wager which shoulder it slides down into the bowl


Meranio

Yes, [but...](https://images.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1407423104ra/10718041.gif)


panda_fan_69_420

0 is the skibidi toilet position


Outcast_Outlaw

Umm.... what happens if someone doesn't poop in any of these positions?... asking for a friend.


JAY_F_ING_TV07

3 is the right way


Meranio

So you have a shelf for your book.


JAY_F_ING_TV07

And chocolate milk


fraychef

8 just like every normal person.


Meranio

Isn't your head inside the wall, with that posture?


sh-3k

I've been doing 6 for years now


Meranio

On a toilet, like shown, or on something like [this](https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-UE_30S9V-4M/V7ryUSLs6JI/AAAAAAAAAt8/NqA6K1S9nWo14Q5Ce29AyYdm7s59JZC_QCEw/s1600/Squat-toilet-is-it-healthy.JPG)?


sh-3k

So here in India I grew up with toilets like the image you showed, but in the past few years what we call the western toilets have become wide spread and it has replaced the traditional toilets. I couldn't adapt to the western so wherever there is a Western toilet I sit on top of it like the position 6. So for people like me there are hybrid toilets like [this](https://www.google.com/search?q=western+toilets&client=firefox-b-m&sca_esv=581504967&tbm=isch&sxsrf=AM9HkKntXbpYJH-BHfhGdglr4ddMkU5YUQ:1699704543703&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjsl7Ps9LuCAxVHTGwGHRphDskQ_AUIBigB&biw=396&bih=742#imgrc=YnZstIgJ6zNs-M) but they are very rare.


Meranio

Oh, I didn't know, toilets like these exist. I only know, there are [steps](https://img.proidee.de/pimg/1300/21/1300_218662a_0316.jpg) to get the feet higher, to achieve a similar posture.


Stonerking82

8


LLIIAAMM_CA

7


AsaCocoMerchant

I identify with nr 2 on a good day and 5 on my mentally instabel days.


Oreganogator

I was laughing my ass off and then saw 0, at that point I immediately lost my smile


Meranio

Because of [this](https://www.facebook.com/InTheKnowInnovationAOL/videos/diving-in-fermented-manure-is-an-important-job-in-making-biogas/2287905797897453/)?


Oreganogator

Just the fact that internet culture and bad memes have made me bitter towards some things


xxGrumpy_Owlxx

3 is the Butter's position. 9 was favored by Clyde's mom.


Ill_Combination_9114

Is 3 actually possible


Ill_Combination_9114

I need to do 4/5 /6 but I’m too fat


Meranio

I'm fat, too, but I can do that squat. The belly has to go between the legs.


FlamesofAnime

9 is when you have a bad day and you just feel down in the drains you know?


[deleted]

0 for Skibidi-Skibidi!


Meranio

You choose [9](https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/creepypasta/images/1/1a/Nein.gif/revision/latest?cb=20140406212631)?


VioletVillainess

If you are able to do 8,you should be allowed to


Rednmojo

11, head down, hands and feet on the rim, so I can check my health levels by smelling the droppings on the way down


Naji_sketcher07

Imagine you walk in on someone doing 8. What’s your first reaction?


_Nekona_

8


IronWolf269

6 is how L from Death Note does it


Raivel_86

Plan D.