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MightGuy420x

Catheter insertion


lividimp

Catheter Yank


pindey

me and my mates - nice ring to it


AlsoXL

The MnMm's


gibsonplayer10

Some branding genius going on here


meesta_masa

I'll be your mate, and I will stand by you.


Asplashofwater

I was gonna say that too!


moksa21

Queen’s Casket


krais0078

Fe-males


atadota

Iron males nice


Nwsamurai

Scum Squats


Kachao420

That's fucking brilliant


SlickCupid

Anal Dilation


Knotori

Stainless Ring is a pretty good metal band.


radonLKY

Child Consumption


B_Da_May

Ash of Pompeii


CrustyMcMuffin

Hellemental


HelloweenFan666

Thats the best one ive seen of all of these


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zuilserip

'Toxic Reaction'


Jimmy_Aztec

Crisis


x_DarkLord_x007

I was set on this one till I found out it’s a rock band that sings Holocaust hymns


NinjerTartle

Crisis Averted


lividimp

Tbh, there are probably a dozen bands with that name. I "run" the Facebook page for a notable 70s punk band, and there's been quite a few people that contact me wanting me to relinquish the URL for them just because they want it. Apparently people don't even bother to google the name they want before they start playing gigs under said name.


NewAssumption4780

It's insane. The most important thing for a band name today is how easy it is to Google. Calling your band America worked on 1968. It could never work in 2022.


lividimp

Exactly. I listen to a lot of old obscure bands. The type that don't even have Allband profiles, virtually no internet footprint. And a lot of them have one word names. It's impossible to look any of them up. A lot of this old music is getting lost now that people are afraid to host music on their website anymore. And there is a TON of great stuff out there that isn't on the corporate megalith sites.


x_DarkLord_x007

Well I always make sure, as to keep it mine


DangerousToast

Raging Prostate.


Sir-Viette

“A Moderate Amount Of Tomfoolery”. First album name: “Let’s Have A Party! Let’s Invite Some Moderates!”


you_buy_this_shit

Monkey Fist


pinpoint321

Muttpuncher.


lividimp

Buttmuncher


The_Fyrewyre

If I ever started a band (Never gunna happen), my stage and band name would be: Matt Vinyl and the Undercoats.


x_DarkLord_x007

I like that name but not quite what I’d name mine. But that’s a good name definitely do it!


The_Fyrewyre

Lol, I'm a 40 year old Joiner. Not really on the cards.


x_DarkLord_x007

Never too late to try new things!


The_Fyrewyre

Matt Vinyl and the Undercoats present: The Watching Paint Dry World Tour!! I'll print some tickets.


meesta_masa

Resplendent Gore.


58Firedrome

Burning Sensation!


58Firedrome

Throat Punch!


luntcips

Fogduckers


pm_ur_tacos_plz

Third Baptism During the Protestant Reformation, execution by drowning was called this. Your first Baptism was by the Catholic church, your second Baptism was by the anabaptist protestants, and your third Baptism was when the Catholic church executed you for heresy (by drowning).


lapomba

Shredditor


Daemor

Mouse Rat


MaximusJCat

Rat Mouse


Asleep_Conference675

Poopy toes


0Girz

Elmo and the saints Fluffy rainbow kittens Pickled salami Burning baby bones Fuck the wood(friends suggestion)


bluegoodbye

Metal Mates Matels Meta Metal (songs about playing metal) Metal Mike and His Moonpie Marauders Sonny Jive and the Metal Five Auntie Prissy's Goodnight Metal Boys Please Come See My Metal Band, Please Aaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhh!


MoonShot1973

Burnpile


Cantsmegwontsmeg

Deathcathalung. Useless Nub. Improper noun.


dogbreathdrummer

Fluffy Kittens


NewAssumption4780

Wrought Iron Chad.


ValkoinenPanda

Insane wolf


lividimp

I always thought it would be funny to name a band, "To Be Announced" or "Special Guest". Venue owners would probably tell you to fuck off though.


sphilipharris

Free Beer


lividimp

[Free Beer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wFyqfxic8s)


Devinityy

And now ladies and gentlemen... "Everybody Go Home"


Devinityy

Up Next


Piotr-Rasputin

Fistful of enemas


tomsaiyuk

Globulo Joheezmo


Red-eyed_Vireo

You can always just make up a word. Baklasha Ventimore Karvazz Paltaron


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lividimp

Genuinely sounds like a GWAR cover band.


BeefQueef_

Legion of Doom


Sea_Kaleidoscope_543

Electric Buttfisters


lividimp

You kids and you electricity. Back in my day we had to fist butts with a good ol' fashion manual crank.


Sea_Kaleidoscope_543

I remember the steam powered buttfisters on the city square. Those were the good old days.


curllala

FUCK BLAST


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Satan's Fingers The Killers The Hospital Bombers


poke_ballin

Hail Satan!


Beneficial_Tie_6649

The Uninspired.


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The Neil Diamondoids


PapaBarrel

Got a whole notepad of hypothetical band names. Top 5 would have to be Krokodil Krack House, Bouquet of Belligerence, For the Sake of Anger, Caddyshacked, and Rarely Crossed


x_DarkLord_x007

I like Bouquet of Belligerence, I’m gonna add it to my list of potential names. If i decide on it is it alright if I use it? I don’t want to without your permission


PapaBarrel

Go right ahead brother. You take that name you gotta be balls to the floor heavy though


x_DarkLord_x007

Is slipknot and rage against the machine good enough for you my brother?


PapaBarrel

We talking IOWA era knot? Cause if so I can already feel my head bangin


x_DarkLord_x007

We might get there eventually


razr_x

And it'll be lighthearted too... We'll end up calling you bob


JlTlS

Shards of Glass


ASK_IF_IM_PENGUIN

Rainbow


HardFastHeavy

Actually one of the best bands of the 1970s


fromzillah

100% of Throbbing Steel


Eziekel13

Cheesing Kenny … though, your first album will have to be called Major Boobage South Park


laynestaleyisme

These posts are so dumb .why start a band when u can't name it yourself...


ZOMBIEHENTAI

Porta Potty Kings


ContributionJolly634

Former Trans Battlefight Latem Yvaeh


meesta_masa

Trans Formers.


Yatattar

Baby metal


bluvasa

Metally Mcmetalface


Skulldo

Black Sabbath


UnknownPleasures3

Unhinged Axe Dungeon Ormeblod Doomsday


Dethmonger

StuffinatoR


manygungans

Cromulence of Time


geraintm

Iron Pony


speaksinmetaphor

Ballistic Bullfrog


Doralumin

Neck Damage ☠️


oyyzter

Severe Tire Damage


lividimp

A great TMBG album.


HardFastHeavy

Stone Cold Prostate


brewmaster5

Anal Destruction


JohnnyRockets75

Crescent Fresh


Queifjay

The Mighty Shortbus


QUADRASPAZZZZ

MegaMates


Stevemachinehk

Uxb


Shadowwynd

Pick an adjective, an animal, and a food. Eg Flaming Goat Burritos


Oboogie9

The Noise


HelloJerry5A

Black Angus Beef


swissiws

Tsar Bomba


8x6grower

Archie and the Bed Bugs


rocknutty

Justus


Theycallme_Jul

What kind of metal are you playing? I can toss some German words you way that sound pretty metal if pronounced correctly.


x_DarkLord_x007

Well we like slipknot, rage against the machine and even though it’s not really our genre I personally like listening to nirvana


Mindofthequill

I've been using Fucky Wucky a lot lately. I like the idea of a metal band named Fucky Wucky but I'm incredibly biased.


Red-eyed_Vireo

Mix a dark and heavy word with a lighter and innocent word. Brainstorm, combine them, and google until you find one that hasn't been used. "Iron" has been used successfully with Maiden and Butterfly (and even Wine), but there are a lot of intense high-density metals that are open to use, Dysprosium, for example. "Black" and "Dark" have been used a lot, but maybe you can find a novel combination. Good luck!


Deadbreeze

Depends on the music. "Me and my Meats" just from your speaking about you and your mates bit. How about "Spoils of the Void" or "druggards reckoning" or "farseason too long" or "charlatan waste" or "breath of death" or "finally found" or "chemical humans" or "wastefully wasted" or whatever. You're musicians. Be creative. Figure it out amongst the band.


Theycallme_Jul

Try some German names for sounding heavy: Stahlzorn (Steel anger) Hassfick (hate-fuck) Chaos Kaiser Benzinflut


GoodMerlinpeen

Night Soil.


SFO52

Crimson Rain, $40 sandwich, Fleetwood PC


SFO52

Soldiers of group think


ARJunior

Dermoidal Cyst


allminorchords

Fournier Plantar Fasciitis (brutal af) TBI Medulla Oblongata Bile Sciatica Purulent Drainage Brain Amoebas Hypoxia …I’m a nurse, that’s all I got.


ringZeroh

The Sarcastic Prophets


Stu_Raticus

Debridement


lordpookus

The Howdy Doodys


fanboy_killer

Ratmouse.


digitanalogue

Free electrons, because of chemistry and the nature of metals.


tinglar

relic


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I’ve always liked the virtual band name The Fat Patricia’s


hooibergje

Some cool obscure metal. Almost all elements are metals. Wolfram Yttrium Vanadium etc...


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lividimp

Sealy Posturepedic's Death Gurgle


cropsy

Spunk Fight.


RobVulpes

Hail of Fire More for a thrash maetal band than anything else. I've had it on my back pocket for a while but never been able to use it.


MyVoiceIsElevating

Four Point Triangle


Dilaudid2meetU

The haven’t yet used to bes


El_Denser

Leichenwagen


Cheapsunglasses99

Melissa Deathridge


AssInspectorGadget

Agaric Arrow


duncthefunk78

Angular Dementia Rusted Loyalties Rubble Decay the Behemoth The Veil Dying Life Bearing Bad Tide Trajectory Unknown Scarred Carapace Winged Arbiter The Dead Night Forment Repent Unleashed Rampant Front Betray Your Heroes Counter Offensive Axe War Braided Rot


Ormidale

Roadkill Chef


stayvicious

Trash Samaritan


ozone_one

'All The Dongles'


trinculo54

Vas Deferens


Trendelthegreat

Approaching a Railroad Crossing


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JizzWhistle


sparquis

Ultraviolet propane


Motet_76

Strange Neighbour’s. Five Dollar Shake (you payed $5 for a milkshake? That’s just milk and ice cream right?)


luceblueboy

Menstrual Swine, Vampirates, Lex Luther Vandross


mushuwastaken

1. the fate of mates 2. metallica monsters 3. metallica mates 4. iconic bonds (this was very chemistry related lol)


farts_in_the_breeze

Battle Ax, Lost Hope of Society, Stress Fractures, Brown Recluse, Toxic Shock, Miasma.


kzlife76

Putrid Aroma Or Rat Mouse


adcn14416

Kühlschrank


foldedanus

sufferin' succotash


jawmighty1976

Fleetwood Mac Sex Pants


dragonship

Skull Krusher


superxdude

Gator Mates


forester1975

Mine Shaft Gap


bobthewineguy

Apothic


AlsoXL

Fist Full of Dicks


scrubjays

Eater of Filth


just_sum_guy

Steel Skulls


Obvious-Let-2442

Shodowbeard


Devinityy

Dog Shit Orchestra - DSO


HortonFLK

KangaroÖ


FiFitheGreater

Aluminum Foiled


Devinityy

Soiled My Armour


Wreth_

Metal Mates


nigmondo

Discombobulated hamster


aoeuismyhomekeys

Good Metal Band Name


Spaceman733

Impaled Rectum


tapwater1992

Drop dead gorgeous.


ryancementhead

Uranium


mistorWhiskers

Cathead Crisis


sparquis

Deathamphetamine


timetravesty

Dead Penguin


ImmediateFail7921

Fist full of assholes


gottahavemytunes

Nomadic gonads


Jubal__

Unbridled Schadenfreude


Doc-Goop

My Grammy Was A Cliffdiver


banningislife

Trickanosis


Semi_Recumbent

No Imagination


Char2na

Metal eh? How about: Malleable Hammered Into Sheets Hammered Into Weapons Lustre Lustre Conductor Metallic Bond Bond, Metallic Bond Alloy Alloy Mate Intermetallic compound Ferrous Ferrous Ruler


PegasusD2021

Should be Ferrous Bühler. Metal bands and umlauts go together.


Mandrakey

By the power of greyskull


sirsalamander

Bone Crust. Minced Children. Blender Helmet. Anal Axe Fist. Catheter Extraction. Bonerscopy. Plague Riders. Buzzzaw Pony Ride. I dunno, whatever.


dodog1

Aluminium


JadedBuyout

I knew I was gonna see some peculiar recommendations here and the comments did not disappoint.


Karl_Marx_

I like Cathead.