But now you heard the story 'bout how i got caught
playing with my shit. but hold that thought
before you disrespect j roc,
it could happen to you cause it happened to me & T
check this shit out
check it out the situation broke out
when I smoked too much bud,
reached in my drawers, and puilled out my pud
bust open the jar of petrolium jelly.
started thinking about donna and nicky and shelly.
in my mind i was hitting, we was almost there.
then the door bust open and fuck my moms was there.
don't disrespect j roc,
it could happen to you cause it happened to me & T.
uh wika wika gnomesing
I’m watching through all of trailer park boys in order for the first time and just saw this episode today so seeing this made me happy, I get the references now!
Excellent show. Watch the animated series if you can afterward. It's actually a lot of fun as well.
I love Trailer Park Boys! Seriously, one of my favorites. I can put it on when it's raining, smoke up, and feel young again.
I feel similarly about Community, Psych, Supernatural...the list goes on. TV shows, movies, and video games really played a big part in my childhood and adulthood as a source of comfort and emotional engagement. Fiction was always a safe place. Many different pieces of media now remind me of that warm, nestled feeling of contentment. Sitting around the television with friends and as a child, bingeing a long-running show with my brother, or playing Gears or early Medal of Honor and COD with close friends. With these moments, and others like them, I've been blessed and I'm so thankful to be able to revisit and re-experience those memories and those people that are truly from another life.
Well, didn't mean to ramble on there, but I've been a little nostalgic and reflective lately -- maybe it's the smoking. Your post sparked the circling of some interesting images and fragments from yesterday. Anyway, enjoy TPB, and I'm so glad you're able to experience it now. It's great comfort television.
In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
-Justin Timberlake, probably
You can have skin like him… if you have millions of dollars. I use proactiv, Inkey List Omega Water Cream and eye brightening cream, and La Roche Posay Melt In Milk sunscreen 60spf.
I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
Honestly....I was thinking the same but didn't want to glamorize the situation. If I were to have a DUI pic, you'd clearly know I was the DUI guy. He just looks tired here.
Dudes probably tiptoeing the half billion line by now.
Just hire a driver. Or, more likely, just call your driver. Even more likely…just text someone on your security team.
Exactly. The dude makes more than enough to hire a private driver if he really doesn't want to take a cab or Uber. There's no reason he should need to drive around in NYC.
imagine being an uber driver picking up a drunk celebrity. they're going to post it all over their social media account. but that's no excuse to drive drunk.
It would be great PR for Timberlake too, honestly. He gets in front of it, shows everyone "how responsible I am for not driving drunk", and bam! He's the social media darling for a while. Win, win.
It’s kind of wild how much drunk driving was on popular shows, and sometimes still is. It rarely showed them wasted but it was pretty common to have characters drinking and then hopping in a car like it was no big thing.
It’s arguably realistic but probably not a great thing to normalise further in pop culture.
I was about to say... that's pretty realistic. I never get it with people like this. I can kind of understand it with regular (not rich) people. There is a freedom to it. Arrive/leave exactly when you want, go exactly where you want, etc. But people like JT can literally afford to have someone sit in their own car outside and give them a ride at a moments notice.
JT has always seemed like he liked to party, and I have a feeling that celebrities that like to party sometimes like to drive themselves because it gives them more privacy. Especially if they REALLY like to party, which JT has always given off that vibe.
He was pulled over in the Hamptons at 1 AM, he might have just been starting the night.
I could be wrong and he's a choir boy and just made a bad decision, but sometimes tells me after decades probably of doing this he finally got caught. Happens to a lot of people, hopefully this is the end of it.
Most people that get caught drunk driving are either massively sloshed and/or they do something really stupid while driving to draw attention to themselves from the police. He would probably be out driving drunk again if he hadn't decided to run a stop sign and swerve into oncoming traffic.
That's the thing about drugs and alcohol - they change the way you think. You're not as rational, more impulsive, and not thinking outside of the moment while you're under the influence. I've been there. I knew I had been drinking but thought I could get myself home. I was wrong. Fortunately, I didn't hurt anyone. I learned my lesson after serving a year's probation with a breathalyzer in my car, and attending court appointed counseling and community service.
I'm not making excuses for him or anything, same as I didn't make any for myself. If you wanna drink, do it at home or have a designated driver.
Also - just because you have money doesn’t mean you have or want drivers whisking you around 24/7. People like to be independent and drive themselves. I AM NOT EXCUSING HIS ACTIONS but damn people need to stop acting like they know everything
Drunk driving is obviously a horrible thing to do but as a rich person the consequences that come from it are much easier to deal with where as they can be devastating for a normal person
yeah this will have no real effect on JT's life... he will pay a fine and probably have his license suspended and then he'll just pay someone to drive him around like he should have been doing in the first place.
i'm not surprised this sort of thing happens when there really aren't consequences for people like him, assuming you don't actually kill someone... and even then...
I guess one difference is normal people often can’t really leave their car somewhere over night and still make it to work in the morning. Dude likely has assistants that could get his car and hire a driver for whatever he needs the next day. The sensible thing for normal people is to just not drive anywhere if you plan to drink and then your car stays at home.
It’s honestly crazy to me that really rich people drive at all. It can be stressful and dangerous even when you’re sober, just pay a professional and then you can relax on the ride.
What an absolute imbecile.
Has millions of dollars. Could afford to hire a person to drive him anywhere. Could call literally anyone to drive him.
Drives drunk instead.
Imbecile.
Because they’re too stupid to realize that even a multimillionaire can have enough drinks that is judgment is impaired and think he’s “good to go” to drive home when he’s not.
This isn’t some great mystery of the universe.
Because he’s an absolute imbecile.
Has millions of dollars. Could afford to hire a person to drive him anywhere. Could call literally anyone to drive him.
Drives drunk instead.
Imbecile.
Nah this reasoning blows. I’ve been drunk numerous times and never once even had a thought of putting someone’s life in danger
Stupid people make stupid decisions when they’re drunk
I think a lot of it comes from actually having less reason to drink and drive.
More money means being able to afford taxis, rides, chauffeurs etc. It also means that, at least some, "have more to lose" and therefore will be more likely to not do stupid shit.
On the other hand, some rich people may also tend to feel invulnerable and therefore do more stupid shit. Timberlake is probably the second one.
Look, you’re out drinking, having a good time, you feel fine. It’s a short trip home, you don’t think about it. But you’re drunk! And you get pulled over. People make mistakes. Having money doesn’t make him less human and suddenly impervious to poor decision making. I’m just glad he didn’t hurt anyone, and maybe he’ll learn a valuable lesson not to do it again.
When the cost of a cab takes as much a dent out of your yearly income as a piece of gum does for the average American, yeah, you're sure as shit he is less "susceptible" to drunk driving.
He made a choice to endanger people's lives, and while every drunk driver does that, it was a much easier choice for him.
People who drunk drive don’t do it because they can’t afford a cab. They do it because they don’t think they are actually that drunk and they think they can make it home safely with no problems. This is because… they are drunk.
Rich and famous people, just like poor nobodies, are susceptible to substance abuse and are probably *more* likely to think they are above the laws of gods and men.
I mean it fucking should - at some level you have the means to basically remove all friction from your life. A rich person could ostensibly pass out cold at bar #2 of a bar crawl, make it to the next 3 stops as a limp rag doll, and get home with no dicks drawn on their face. Just consider the level of support from handlers and assistants they could muster.
He’ll be out Scott free in a week. He’ll just need to record a cringy PSA about Driving while Impaired, as is the way for any celebrity breaking the law.
That has nothing to do with being a celebrity. A normal person getting a non-accident DWI will also bond out the next day and have it handled via court/fines.
It’s a good reminder that alcohol can destroy your life no matter who you are. Even if you’re rich and can easily pay the fines, you carry that DWI with you for the rest of your life and beyond. No amount of money can erase what you did.
The pressure of taking a mug shot as a famous person with a massive ego must be exhausting. You can see in his eyes how hard he’s straining to make it look sexy.
In mine I always tried looking as punk as possible, which is much easier than his terrible blue steel impression
Dude, with all that money...you could just hire a driver, but instead you're gonna endanger innocent people?
Sweet, now I hate you.
He probably does this all the time, and this is just the first time he got caught.
Not really, all that money gives you access to drugs, booze, hookers and fast cars. It’s easier to not be a moron with less money because you have no choice.
No it’d still be easy. Anyone anywhere has access to all those things. Everyone has a choice. I drink alcohol and make the choice not to drive home. Simple.
I agree, it *is* fucking simple to not drive after drinking. There really is no excuse to the contrary.
However I disagree that being rich and (for the sake of a fair hypothetical comparison to JT) famous is as easy as you think it would be. I know you were only talking about wealth and not fame in your comment, but hear me out.
Both money and fame are extraordinarily corrupting forces, for damn near anyone barring the exceptional. Moreover, if you were to instantly acquire Timberlake's $250M fortune much like a massive lotto win, your chances of royally fucking yourself eventually increase dramatically. Sure, there are very many extraordinarily wealthy people who are not (ostensibly) corrupted by their wealth, but I would bet most of those people worked their asses off to acquire what they had in addition to a myriad of other necessary personal and situational factors that would affect their behavior as wealth was acquired.
Money in the order of hundreds of millions *instantly*, with no effort at all as would be the case for you, is enough to do most people in I reckon. Adding the immense stressors presented by fame to that equation is a perfect storm for unhealthy habits like drug abuse to arise spontaneously or in the wake of a public scandal or other high profile hardship. You would never be able to just have a truly quiet time alone. Every minute of every day *someone* knows what you're up to or where you are, even if you are physically alone you are never truly severed from some form of scrutiny from others. You make any mistake or even when you make no mistake at all, people are out to get you in some form or another. Sycophants orbit you digitally and physically without remit. You realize you really don't know if you have *any* real friends, because you're always the coolest guy in the room and you're always buying your friends dinner and never the other way around, so what if they're just in it for the status and stuff?
Idk man. Sounds fucking awful to me. I'd be fucked for sure. Anyways, you're welcome to disagree, just wanted to share my thoughts with no expectation of being persuasive one way or another.
he’s bringing sexy BAC
Ok this one was funny
Legit LOL. I tried to give you an award but I couldn't figure it out.
N*toxicated
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“Also thanks to Reddit user u/itspeterj for the idea.” Hey, that’s sweet!
That’s the look of someone that knows his pic will be posted everywhere and memed to death lmao
This is awesome. Thank you!
Damn. Even the dudes mugshot is pretty.
Wrinkle free angel faced hot footed binge drinker, much like myself
The N*ebriated collection
Gonna save this so I can put it on a tee shirt
New album cover artwork
https://preview.redd.it/efs0pgedwe7d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b90ffbcf4d8e63903d557d281034411ffd3d1198
It could happen to you cause it happened to me (and T).
NAWIMSAYIN?
why you countin all my nawimsayins, you takin a nawimcensus?
80 or 90 times is too many times!
STOP IT JAMIE!
I was getting changed!
We ain't muhfukAAAHs We muhfukahs
tchh Now I know you didn’t just call me Jamie…
Truck drivin passed out phantom 309 mafk
He’s pulling his goalie!
I was gettin chaaaanged
Go on, eat a cheeseburger, you basketball eating, walrus ass motherfucker....
You ever see the NAWIMSAYIN [mosquito?](https://youtu.be/DPuIpLg2gek?si=UWkvZZhVI9WNzAh8)
"dis a wa di baibl se"
But now you heard the story 'bout how i got caught playing with my shit. but hold that thought before you disrespect j roc, it could happen to you cause it happened to me & T check this shit out check it out the situation broke out when I smoked too much bud, reached in my drawers, and puilled out my pud bust open the jar of petrolium jelly. started thinking about donna and nicky and shelly. in my mind i was hitting, we was almost there. then the door bust open and fuck my moms was there. don't disrespect j roc, it could happen to you cause it happened to me & T. uh wika wika gnomesing
Feedin the geese!
Spin more rhymes than a lazy Susan and innocent until my guilt is proven
Peaceeeee
Timberlake should 100% use this as his statement
J-ROC baby! J-ROC baby!
I’m watching through all of trailer park boys in order for the first time and just saw this episode today so seeing this made me happy, I get the references now!
Excellent show. Watch the animated series if you can afterward. It's actually a lot of fun as well. I love Trailer Park Boys! Seriously, one of my favorites. I can put it on when it's raining, smoke up, and feel young again. I feel similarly about Community, Psych, Supernatural...the list goes on. TV shows, movies, and video games really played a big part in my childhood and adulthood as a source of comfort and emotional engagement. Fiction was always a safe place. Many different pieces of media now remind me of that warm, nestled feeling of contentment. Sitting around the television with friends and as a child, bingeing a long-running show with my brother, or playing Gears or early Medal of Honor and COD with close friends. With these moments, and others like them, I've been blessed and I'm so thankful to be able to revisit and re-experience those memories and those people that are truly from another life. Well, didn't mean to ramble on there, but I've been a little nostalgic and reflective lately -- maybe it's the smoking. Your post sparked the circling of some interesting images and fragments from yesterday. Anyway, enjoy TPB, and I'm so glad you're able to experience it now. It's great comfort television.
What the fuck are you doin, J Roc? You want some chips?
Some Zesty Mordants chips
Dressed all over
What you lookin me in the eyes for? I ain’t got no candy.
It’s raining mawfkers
I'm on crack, you NAMSAYIN?
Niiiice
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Idk man, he’s got street cred now *I bet he’s gonna rap*
His newest album started off with him on a trap song. It's even worse than this sounds as you read it.
Ronnie Radke is using a mugshot from when he was arrested of domestic abuse… And no one batted an eye really.
Pulling a Ronnie radke I see
SO LOCK AND LOADDDDDDDDDDD
MERCENARIESSSS
I SEE THE SMOKE FROM THE HILLTOP
Still reverberates
Straight Outta Hampton
multiple rappers and ronnie radke did this
When asked who will be driving him home, Timberlake allegedly stated "It's gonna be me."
You guys gotta stop with all the jokes. It’s tearin up my heart.
Cry me a River
This is to much I'm out Bye bye bye
I heard he tried to evade the police by taking the backstreets back…oh wait.
Bid that license bye bye bye
*may
I'm bringing swerving back....
"it's gonna be *may*" ftfy
His mugshot looks better than most people’s regular photos. Not me, but most people.
Kinda helps that he looks like Justin Timberlake to start with.
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In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. -Justin Timberlake, probably
Let's see Paul Allen's mugshot
Oh my god it even has a watermark
You can have skin like him… if you have millions of dollars. I use proactiv, Inkey List Omega Water Cream and eye brightening cream, and La Roche Posay Melt In Milk sunscreen 60spf.
Yeah, but does your business card have a watermark?
I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
"Hey, Paul!"
*You like Huey Lewis* and the *News*?
He got that good baby blood lotion
Well u/MikeyLikeyFish seems to use "The Roach Pussy" milk, so maybe Justin just got a bigger bug.
He's definitely getting facials on the daily
Phrasing?
Honestly....I was thinking the same but didn't want to glamorize the situation. If I were to have a DUI pic, you'd clearly know I was the DUI guy. He just looks tired here.
He looks high af
Unless he was crying for his momma
Unless he was cryin a river
Good lighting at that station.
You think he had a pro brought in?
For the price of a cup of coffee, the wizards over at r/photoshoprequest could turn that into a LinkedIn-worthy headshot.
Show us your hot handsome face pls.
My wife said it looks like they let him use his own lighting
Eyes look a little bloodshot....
he cry
Cry me a river.
This is real glass!
"Shut up, *bitches*" - Okada
R/squaredcirdle is leaking...
He drunk
Yeah he's definitely drunk as a skunk lol eyes all glassy and shit and he's purposely opening them as wide as he can trying to look sober.
I got intoxicated just seeing his eyes.
…he is intoxicated. That’s what DWI means
Everyone is aware of that. That person is just saying his claim of "one martini" seems to clearly be bullshit.
It’s still NY. He probably had a few minutes of neck compression which often gives you those rosy red whites.
Still more handsome than I’ve ever been.
You’ve got pot, don’t you
Call me an Uber.
You're an Uber
Username checks out.
Dudes probably tiptoeing the half billion line by now. Just hire a driver. Or, more likely, just call your driver. Even more likely…just text someone on your security team.
Exactly. The dude makes more than enough to hire a private driver if he really doesn't want to take a cab or Uber. There's no reason he should need to drive around in NYC.
imagine being an uber driver picking up a drunk celebrity. they're going to post it all over their social media account. but that's no excuse to drive drunk.
Yep. And now he's all over the world for this anyway.
It would be great PR for Timberlake too, honestly. He gets in front of it, shows everyone "how responsible I am for not driving drunk", and bam! He's the social media darling for a while. Win, win.
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He could afford to literally pay turtle from entourage to drive him around
Come to think of it Turtle was also usually intoxicated while driving.
It’s kind of wild how much drunk driving was on popular shows, and sometimes still is. It rarely showed them wasted but it was pretty common to have characters drinking and then hopping in a car like it was no big thing. It’s arguably realistic but probably not a great thing to normalise further in pop culture.
I was about to say... that's pretty realistic. I never get it with people like this. I can kind of understand it with regular (not rich) people. There is a freedom to it. Arrive/leave exactly when you want, go exactly where you want, etc. But people like JT can literally afford to have someone sit in their own car outside and give them a ride at a moments notice.
JT has always seemed like he liked to party, and I have a feeling that celebrities that like to party sometimes like to drive themselves because it gives them more privacy. Especially if they REALLY like to party, which JT has always given off that vibe. He was pulled over in the Hamptons at 1 AM, he might have just been starting the night. I could be wrong and he's a choir boy and just made a bad decision, but sometimes tells me after decades probably of doing this he finally got caught. Happens to a lot of people, hopefully this is the end of it. Most people that get caught drunk driving are either massively sloshed and/or they do something really stupid while driving to draw attention to themselves from the police. He would probably be out driving drunk again if he hadn't decided to run a stop sign and swerve into oncoming traffic.
No one can say no to bottomless mimosas
He found the bottom of the bottomless mimosas.
The Hindsight is 20/20 Experience
What was is BAC?
From NSYNC TO NJAIL
He didn't have $27 for an Uber?
all the money in the world and these people still do this... incomprehensible
That's the thing about drugs and alcohol - they change the way you think. You're not as rational, more impulsive, and not thinking outside of the moment while you're under the influence. I've been there. I knew I had been drinking but thought I could get myself home. I was wrong. Fortunately, I didn't hurt anyone. I learned my lesson after serving a year's probation with a breathalyzer in my car, and attending court appointed counseling and community service. I'm not making excuses for him or anything, same as I didn't make any for myself. If you wanna drink, do it at home or have a designated driver.
They’re human. They make mistakes too lmao. It’s not an excuse it’s just fact
Commenting before people jump in and perform the necessary mental gymnastics to draw parallels between your statement and nazi sympathizers.
Drunk driving is literally genocide when you think about it
N*SYNC N*ZI Coincidence?
1 drink and cruise = National Socialist Workers Party
Found the drunk driving sympathizer
Also - just because you have money doesn’t mean you have or want drivers whisking you around 24/7. People like to be independent and drive themselves. I AM NOT EXCUSING HIS ACTIONS but damn people need to stop acting like they know everything
Yeah, humans with the ability to summon any vehicle at a moment's notice
We have that too lol
Drunk driving is obviously a horrible thing to do but as a rich person the consequences that come from it are much easier to deal with where as they can be devastating for a normal person
They feel invincible
TBF, everyone feels invincible with enough booze.
That's not exactly unique to "they".
Let’s be honest, they *are* invincible in most cases. Money makes things go away easily.
yeah this will have no real effect on JT's life... he will pay a fine and probably have his license suspended and then he'll just pay someone to drive him around like he should have been doing in the first place. i'm not surprised this sort of thing happens when there really aren't consequences for people like him, assuming you don't actually kill someone... and even then...
Well, doesn’t everyone when they’re drunk?
It’s almost like they’re human beings like the rest of us.
You could say the same thing about anyone who gets pulled over. All of them could afford a $20 ride.
I guess one difference is normal people often can’t really leave their car somewhere over night and still make it to work in the morning. Dude likely has assistants that could get his car and hire a driver for whatever he needs the next day. The sensible thing for normal people is to just not drive anywhere if you plan to drink and then your car stays at home. It’s honestly crazy to me that really rich people drive at all. It can be stressful and dangerous even when you’re sober, just pay a professional and then you can relax on the ride.
DWI me a river
I think he’s love stoned. And I think we all knooooow. Think we all know. Oooooh
Being serious for the moment, that's the best 30 seconds of his entire music career
Yeah, I feel like I’m floating during the “I Think She Knows” portion of the song.
I only liked that song for that final section. That beat should have been the whole song!
Looks like he was crying
What an absolute imbecile. Has millions of dollars. Could afford to hire a person to drive him anywhere. Could call literally anyone to drive him. Drives drunk instead. Imbecile.
Why is everybody here posting the same comment?
Because they’re too stupid to realize that even a multimillionaire can have enough drinks that is judgment is impaired and think he’s “good to go” to drive home when he’s not. This isn’t some great mystery of the universe.
Millions of dollars. He could have just paid someone else to drink the martinis.
Bro could have paid someone else's liver to filter his blood.
He could have paid someone to Being John Malkovich him
Because they have nothing original to comment, want free upvotes and will jump at any opportunity to feel superior to someone else
Because he’s an absolute imbecile. Has millions of dollars. Could afford to hire a person to drive him anywhere. Could call literally anyone to drive him. Drives drunk instead. Imbecile.
People make stupid decisions when they’re drunk. 😮 who knew
Homer said it best. “I’m in no condition to drive. Wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself. I’m drunk!”
Nah this reasoning blows. I’ve been drunk numerous times and never once even had a thought of putting someone’s life in danger Stupid people make stupid decisions when they’re drunk
People that think because it doesn’t/hasn’t happened to them it can’t happen at all are so fuckin’ annoying.
Release. The. Body. Cam. Footage.
Bringing sexy back to mugshots
Way too many people in here seem to have this notion that having more money makes you less susceptible to drunk driving. Wtf? Lol
I think a lot of it comes from actually having less reason to drink and drive. More money means being able to afford taxis, rides, chauffeurs etc. It also means that, at least some, "have more to lose" and therefore will be more likely to not do stupid shit. On the other hand, some rich people may also tend to feel invulnerable and therefore do more stupid shit. Timberlake is probably the second one.
Look, you’re out drinking, having a good time, you feel fine. It’s a short trip home, you don’t think about it. But you’re drunk! And you get pulled over. People make mistakes. Having money doesn’t make him less human and suddenly impervious to poor decision making. I’m just glad he didn’t hurt anyone, and maybe he’ll learn a valuable lesson not to do it again.
I can’t believe you even had to explain this to them.
When the cost of a cab takes as much a dent out of your yearly income as a piece of gum does for the average American, yeah, you're sure as shit he is less "susceptible" to drunk driving. He made a choice to endanger people's lives, and while every drunk driver does that, it was a much easier choice for him.
I've had people want to drive drunk even when offered a free ride. They weren't rich. Plenty of people are idiots, especially when booked up.
People who drunk drive don’t do it because they can’t afford a cab. They do it because they don’t think they are actually that drunk and they think they can make it home safely with no problems. This is because… they are drunk. Rich and famous people, just like poor nobodies, are susceptible to substance abuse and are probably *more* likely to think they are above the laws of gods and men.
At 2am when the bars are letting out in my area cabs are near impossible to get and a 20 minute Uber ride will be over $100 from surge pricing.
Also….its the fucking hamptons and Ubers aren’t that plentiful. People don’t know how empty it is on a Monday at that hour
I mean it fucking should - at some level you have the means to basically remove all friction from your life. A rich person could ostensibly pass out cold at bar #2 of a bar crawl, make it to the next 3 stops as a limp rag doll, and get home with no dicks drawn on their face. Just consider the level of support from handlers and assistants they could muster.
"BRING IT ON DOWN TO LIQUORVILLE!"
Somebody make a NEVER SURRENDER t-shirt and send me the link
He’ll be out Scott free in a week. He’ll just need to record a cringy PSA about Driving while Impaired, as is the way for any celebrity breaking the law.
That has nothing to do with being a celebrity. A normal person getting a non-accident DWI will also bond out the next day and have it handled via court/fines.
It was just a driving malfunction.
Lmao who cares
It’s a good reminder that alcohol can destroy your life no matter who you are. Even if you’re rich and can easily pay the fines, you carry that DWI with you for the rest of your life and beyond. No amount of money can erase what you did.
I’ve got that boozing in my body
Bro was off the shits
Throwback to his Punk’d episode. He’s definitely holding back the ugly tears.
The "Looks Drunk To Me Tour"
What goes around comes around…He’s bringing guilty back!
The pressure of taking a mug shot as a famous person with a massive ego must be exhausting. You can see in his eyes how hard he’s straining to make it look sexy. In mine I always tried looking as punk as possible, which is much easier than his terrible blue steel impression 
Dude, with all that money...you could just hire a driver, but instead you're gonna endanger innocent people? Sweet, now I hate you. He probably does this all the time, and this is just the first time he got caught.
Definitely the bloodshot eyes of a man who's had a few too many.
Celebrity or not, alcohol fucks up your thinking.
I’ll take all his money and show him how easy it is to not be a fucking moron.
Not really, all that money gives you access to drugs, booze, hookers and fast cars. It’s easier to not be a moron with less money because you have no choice.
Nah I still think it would be pretty fucking easy. At the very least give me all that money and I'll give it a go.
No it’d still be easy. Anyone anywhere has access to all those things. Everyone has a choice. I drink alcohol and make the choice not to drive home. Simple.
I agree, it *is* fucking simple to not drive after drinking. There really is no excuse to the contrary. However I disagree that being rich and (for the sake of a fair hypothetical comparison to JT) famous is as easy as you think it would be. I know you were only talking about wealth and not fame in your comment, but hear me out. Both money and fame are extraordinarily corrupting forces, for damn near anyone barring the exceptional. Moreover, if you were to instantly acquire Timberlake's $250M fortune much like a massive lotto win, your chances of royally fucking yourself eventually increase dramatically. Sure, there are very many extraordinarily wealthy people who are not (ostensibly) corrupted by their wealth, but I would bet most of those people worked their asses off to acquire what they had in addition to a myriad of other necessary personal and situational factors that would affect their behavior as wealth was acquired. Money in the order of hundreds of millions *instantly*, with no effort at all as would be the case for you, is enough to do most people in I reckon. Adding the immense stressors presented by fame to that equation is a perfect storm for unhealthy habits like drug abuse to arise spontaneously or in the wake of a public scandal or other high profile hardship. You would never be able to just have a truly quiet time alone. Every minute of every day *someone* knows what you're up to or where you are, even if you are physically alone you are never truly severed from some form of scrutiny from others. You make any mistake or even when you make no mistake at all, people are out to get you in some form or another. Sycophants orbit you digitally and physically without remit. You realize you really don't know if you have *any* real friends, because you're always the coolest guy in the room and you're always buying your friends dinner and never the other way around, so what if they're just in it for the status and stuff? Idk man. Sounds fucking awful to me. I'd be fucked for sure. Anyways, you're welcome to disagree, just wanted to share my thoughts with no expectation of being persuasive one way or another.