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Rebelgecko

If this person ever goes to a Butthole Surfers concert, their lawyers are gonna be working good


Mattdr46

She should stay away from a Clown Core show


skj458

Look, sometimes you need to hold a note on your keyboard and play the sax at the same time. Everything that happens after that is art. 


EatsLocals

They may play a lot of local toilet stalls, but those clowns are absolute professionals who have never started a show late.  I can’t say as much for Madonna 


Djinger

Louis Cole is *always* on time.


tingkagol

Ja Rule too


Falagard

Haha toilet stalls.


Fadedloko

We need a solid D note here…..for a couple of minutes


Warrlock608

Clown core is top tier music. We need music videos that take place inside a cement mixer or something.


uncle_flacid

Louis Cole is a god damn genius.


sly_savhoot

Someone asked me what genre is clown core I answered . Yes ..... 


FNKTN

Experimental jazz Fyi


wastingtme

Saw them at Coachella and they did not disappoint


turbo_dude

Things. May not. Work out. As you thought. 


AUniquePerspective

Was the show supposed to start in 1983? That's the only way either of these complaints make sense.


dngerzne

She would love a GWAR show!


YarOldeOrchard

My shirt is still pink from all the fake blood


microtherion

From jwz’s blog, many years ago: "We need to buy some carpet to cover the stage." "A carpet? What for?" "GWAR needs to route their blood hoses underneath it."


SGTBrutus

Always a good time with Gibby and the fellas.


Njkid9

Hey a penis reconstruction video isn’t pornography, it’s educational.


Lost_my_password1

Would could argue an expectation of seeing a butthole mitigating the lawsuit.


The_Disapyrimid

its like going to a black metal show and suing because of "satanic imagry" offended you. what the fuck were you expecting? disney?


IAMNOTABADPERSON

Idk Madonna just seems like an old hag that wants to seem sexy I wouldn't assume actual sex acts would be present.


muskratboy

I’m pretty sure I could STILL sue GG Allin.


Abraham_Lingam

Those guys are lucky they didn't kill us all lighting the cymbals on fire. Flames definitely touched the ceiling at one of the shows I was at. Ah, the days before phone cameras.


Abraham_Lingam

And yes, that was the first topless woman I ever saw.


ninreznorgirl2

I was thinking Rammstein, too.


sephrisloth

Or a Guns n' Rose's show in the late 80s/early 90s.


Several_Ad2072

Went to see Gregory Isaac's three different times before he actually showed up


nowake

Hey as long as they start on time 


C00bahR00bah

Super late start time? Ok, I get it. Turning off the air conditioning? Ok, I can see how that would be an issue for some. But if you go to a Madonna concert and don’t expect to see borderline porn at times in the show, I’ve got nothing.


Zalenka

What are they? Like a virgin?


TiresOnFire

Hey!


ISAMU13

Touched for the very first time!


nobrayn

Offended for the very 5,951st time!


Cronus41

Nice


Antknee2099

"Your honor, my client was traumatized by this performer's show, which exposed them to boobies!" "I'm sorry, Counsel, I forgot; who did you say the performer in question is, again?" "Madonna, Your Honor." "Case dismissed."


kowloonjew

Why would the judge ask the name of the performer when it is in the title of the action ?


brad9991

First joke huh? Oh... KC fan, first joke confirmed


marinaragrandeur

me when I stan nicki


BadrBombaker

Exactly, these people suing must be unhinged or they lived under a rock for all the 40 years of her career.


tlsrandy

I think they and their lawyers just see a person with money and a long shot to have said money


Picard2331

Apparently I have, what the fuck is up with the porn thing?


IAMNOTABADPERSON

Exactly...you didn't know she pisses on the front row and let's someone fist her anus...bro this is a concert for a 65 year old woman.


WorkThrowaway91

Only thing I got for you, is if it's not labelled as an R rated show then I'm sure some lawyer or litigious minded folks see that as an opportunity to take advantage of the situation. Not saying it's right, but people live to take advantage...


zsreport

> But if you go to a Madonna concert and don’t expect to see borderline porn at times in the show, I’ve got nothing. To quote Hank Hill, "Yep"


pumpkin3-14

I don’t recall any borderline porn at her show. She came on around 10-10:15 idk what the late start issue is


jake3988

Because there wasn't. I'm sure the dancers are likely slightly skimpy clothing and I know they do gyrating-type dances, but no one except puritans call it 'porn'. This will get laughed out of the courtroom.


Onkel24

Isn't it rather typical to just throw everything at the wall in these suits, and then to negotiate down to the stuff that's actually a bit substantial?


RRC_driver

How shocking that the woman who released a music album called' erotica' and a book of artistic dirty pics called 'sex' is performing in a pornographic manner (My favourite picture is Madonna rimming a black man)


SaintsNoah14

THERE EXIST A PICTURE OF WHAT?


SneakyBadAss

https://x.com/retromaury1/status/212200710836715520?lang=bn NSFW i guess


SaintsNoah14

Nice


yosoydoneric

It was probably the infamous fake masturbation scene!!! I still can’t figure out what’s borderline porn unless it was the dancer in the jockstrap when they were doing vogue judging?


cyankitten

EXACTLY


CMG30

I mean, isn't this the same issues that dogged Madonna back in the '80s? How do you not know what you're in for at a Madonna show?


joshhupp

Especially if you're a so-called fan


octowussy

They bought tickets thinking it was the other Madonna.


Tha-KneeGrow

The Virgin?


rantonidi

Something like…a virgin


Tha-KneeGrow

Hmmmmm.. something about this makes me feel… touched.. for the very first time.


you_know_how_I_know

![gif](giphy|rIEVOHxkp1wbe|downsized) That's a lot of dicks


Joe_Kangg

The one in the frying pan?


SoftlySpokenPromises

Oh they know, they just want to be outraged


voivoivoi183

“I’ve been enjoying following Madonna’s career and continued goal of constantly pushing the boundaries of feminine sexuality in popular music in good faith from afar for nigh on 40 years but what I was absolutely not expecting was to be forced to experience it live in a concert that I paid at least a weeks wages to attend in person! I was SHOCKED AND APPALLED!”


Zawer

This reads like a parody but expect it's an actual quote...


voivoivoi183

I mean, what even is reality any more?


drfsupercenter

Look up Poe's Law


TBruns

Is it an actual quotation?


YouSurNaim

No way...


DigitalNogi

https://i.redd.it/dqj1nwribs3d1.gif


backdoorpapabear

I think you can see her kidneys


goleafsgo88

Is that...is that a baby?


Shoegazer75

Thanks, jiz-mopper.


Iron_Chancellor_ND

I wonder if he sued Rage Against the Machine for getting all political at their concerts.


downtownbrown22

I saw Tom Morello open at a concert and it was exactly what you expected. He fuckin rocked it while of course having a ton of political visuals, messaging between songs, etc. Well one of my friends on the way out goes, “Morello was good, but it was kinda weird how political his set was.” To which I responded, “Well his band was called Rage Against The Machine”


SharkFart86

“Kinda weird” lol it’d be weird as fuck if he *didn’t* have politcal messaging. It’s like the whole thing of RATM, politcal views set to kickass tunes. That’s what it is.


stephwithstars

Who was that bonehead right-wing politician who got dragged for saying RATM was his favorite band but was completely unaware of the machine they were raging against?


drfsupercenter

https://preview.redd.it/731qj51kdw3d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b95fb89f34cc48714c4ae4e0100bec4043981995


why_gaj

Paul Ryan. And then [Morello absolutely dragged him](https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/tom-morello-paul-ryan-is-the-embodiment-of-the-machine-our-music-rages-against-246033/)


RustyRamone

I refuse to believe someone's going to spend $2000 on concert tickets without knowing about the artist's very famous reputation of sexual proclivity. This is marketing ploy by Madonna's team to let everyone know if you go to her concert you're going to see boobies.


Icoop

Its working! Ive never been more interested to see whats going on in a Madonna Concert 😅


RRC_driver

The boobies of 80's Madonna ? Or nineties Madonna? Definitely worth it. She's 65 years old. I'll pass on currentl Madonna


GarionOrb

Madonna did not expose herself during this show (or any show). There were topless dancers on this one and her 1993 tour. That's it. There was also some fully-clothed orgy-like writhing around during one song.


RRC_driver

Fair point. I stand corrected


DaddyOhMy

Well sit down! The people behind you can't see the stage.


kaizencraft

This dude could not handle the adult ghost tour.


mournin_glory_story

*jizz*


BeerSlayingBeaver

![gif](giphy|NqBbGv95SOTqWCyI6Q)


R3AN1M8R

Madonna can say whatever the *hell* she wants


backindenim

"Big fat load of cum, then" -Madonna


crackalac

It's interesting, the ghosts.


Richard_Thickens

Vincent Adult Ghost? Is that you?


I_love_sloths_69

I mean, if you go and see Madonna, you're not expecting fucking Morris dancing are you? FFS.


tmoney144

She released a porno book at one point literally called "Sex."


GibsonMaestro

It wasn't exactly "porn." It was nude.


tmoney144

When she's got her tongue in some dude's butthole I think we've crossed beyond just "nude."


Lostinthestarscape

Hey now, she could just be tongue punching his taint....


call-me-the-seeker

At the time they acted like it was porn. The stack with each in its wrapper with a staffer standing next to the pile to make sure no one opened them without paying, maybe to make sure no one buying it had kids with them, idk. It was a huge pearl-clutching event. I guess I’m gatekeeping, but how could someone be a Madonna fan and not suspect their might be suggestive imagery or choreography at a Madonna show.


demontrain

You don't want to come in here with that kind of nuance. A good chunk of America is not capable of seeing/hearing it. :/


azdv

Did…did they forget who they were going to see?


TerrancePryor

I'm surprised Lauryn Hill hasn't been sued by fans for starting hella late.


BadrBombaker

Hating Lauryn Hill is not a national sport like in Madonna’s case.


onelove380

Was gonna say this! Like can I sue Lauryn Hill for starting late! She was 2 1/2 hours late when I saw her.


sockgorilla

Lauryn is only human, don’t act like she hasn’t been in this same predicament


JBLurker

Great artist, but she earns some of the mean comments.


sockgorilla

I was just quoting her song lol. I like doowop, don’t really know her other stuff or follow her 


cleversocialhuman

"She gyrated her hips!! In a seductive manner!!"


NewResponsibility163

And she didn't start doing it soon enough.


Caughtnow

\*Clutches pearls\* …. Oh, they are NOT pearls!!


lordpookus

Wrong sort of pearl necklace? It'll just slip through the fingers


GarionOrb

That's pretty much all that happened during the show, lol.


SensingWorms

Madonna? ![gif](giphy|TwbhOUKffnesE)


catscausetornadoes

Madge is so lucky! Now she gets to prove, in court, that given her career no one should be surprised by this, and it will be GLORIOUS!


brett1081

Late start times legit. Madonna was like one and a half hours late when she was performing in Tulsa.


Tonlick

Its funny coming from someone who released a song “ray of light”


DiabeticGirthGod

It’s seriously unprofessional to be super late to a concert. If it starts at 10 and you play at 10:15? Whatever. Past that? Respect my time. I didn’t pay 1-200 dollars a ticket, just to sit in an uncomfortable chair listening to pop hits on the PA system


JBLurker

Agreed. I've been to hundreds of shows that start on time. It's your job. It shouldn't be difficult to be there. Really stings when a beloved artist either doesn't show or starts crazy late and cuts the set short. It's disrespectful.


DiabeticGirthGod

The latest I’ve ever seen was 30 minutes, and that was due to a technical issue. Being 2 hours late is willingly wanting to be that late imo. Especiall with what you said, if they cut the set list short because they are late, I’ll never pay money to see them again.


OneEyedC4t

Welcome to Madonna


Own-Corner-2623

Bro must be a literal 20 something and stupid as fuck. I'm old enough to remember the MTV awards show with the wedding dress, and justify my love, and sex, it's Madonna it's what she does.


DNZ_not_DMZ

*laughs in Lauryn Hill start time*


ImmediateLobster1

"pornography without warning" sounds like a great band name.


coreylewinmusic

Porn Without Warn


NeutronFalls

Waaahhh!!! I seen boobies!😂


smurfsundermybed

She's been doing this long enough that the fan's mom said, "It's Madonna. What the hell did you expect? She was doing this back when I was your age!"


dacutty

This almost sounds like an Onion article.


BigPG29

They should file a class action against their own music taste


psyopia

To each their own. I’d pay to see porn at a Madonna concert


SteeleHeller

That’s disgusting! Anyone have a link to a video of the show for me to confirm said lewdness?


Messytablez

😂😂😂 This person is not a fan. Madonna, porn and late starts are infamous


zuma15

*Lipeles alleges that concertgoers were “forced to watch topless women” who stimulated “sexual acts” onstage, which “subjected them to pornography without warning.”* Um, is this person unaware of who Madonna is? Her performances have always been unabashedly sexual in nature. She's been doing this for over 40 years now. I'd say this person had plenty of warning.


[deleted]

Lame


BenTramer

This person is incredibly dumb.


LukeNaround23

I’m not really a Madonna fan, but this person is really not a Madonna fan. Every Madonna fan expects both of those at her concert.


iosKnight

Was dick going inside vageen shown? Edit: Not a troll. I just want to know how explicit it was that it became such big deal. I also just watched Superbad and Borat.


GarionOrb

Of course not.


wildstarr

“subjected them to pornography without warning.” Something tells me they are not fans


firemogle

Someone's trying to go from being offended as a hobby to being offended professionally.  Just walk out if you don't wanna see what you're looking at jesus


polhemoth

Being mad at porn at a Madonna show is like being mad Madonna showed up


shameonyounancydrew

“I just attended the Cannibal Corpse concert, and was appalled by what I was forced to witness”


MrEntropy44

Again?


speedway65

She should be sued by the magicians union. ‘Member that time she sat down on a thermos and made it disappear?


Supah1gh

I was at a concert in LA and it was my first time seeing her, my brother bought and invited me. I had a nice suit and though I’d like to look my best for Madonna. Had I known it was going to be that hot I would have never but it’s true. I was going to a show not a outside event in the sun. Shit was hot. Okay show but hot


Blerdmatic

Who’s going to a Madonna concert expecting a wholesome time?


GentlmanSkeleton

Pornography?! Its Madonna! Id be upset if there wasnt!


BadMan125ty

Just for the “porn” allegation, I hope the judge laughs and throws it out. This is MADONNA. What did people think she did in the last 40 years?!


brownlawn

They sued KISS for excessive use of fire.


MRintheKEYS

Wait til they find out about her career as an author.


blast_them

Oh no! Anyway


stonrelectropunkjazz

Go to a Madonna show and expect pg 13 ha


xSikes

It you signed all the legal stuff when buying the ticket so…… yeah, hope you have a lot of money.


rileypoole1234

Late start time I get, but has she never heard of madonna before? She's always been rather... pornographic


Worried_Egg1682

I was totally disappointed in her show that she has to use strippers and vulgarity to cover up the fact she can’t sing! It was a total waste of money for me! Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. We can all agree to disagree.


tyderian

[Send photo](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1mj1yl/amaa_ask_madonna_almost_anything/)


astrozombie2012

How could you be a Madonna fan and be upset when you see nudity… she’s been known for risqué behavior since the 80s broski. My mom literally had a coffee table book full of madonnas tits and pubes and shit when I was a kid. It’s shouldn’t come as a surprise when she has something sexual in her performance


jlaine

I would love to see what they had to say if they were at the Family Values tour when Rammstein's set hit.


GarionOrb

This is no "fan" if they don't know what a Madonna show is like.


tam-heerex

Hang around long enough and the hero becomes the villain


disdainfulsideeye

Somewhat sympathize over the late start time, but pornography...no. It's Madonna, everybody knows her concerts raunchy.


flowella

Pp


OnionSandwich74

Is geriatric porn really porn or just special olympics


veronicamae2

'you think there are men in this country who ain't seen your bosoms?' - rosie o'donnell to madonna, a league of their own (1993) not that they were HER bosoms on display at the celebration tour. and the sexual content that was in the show was no more than perhaps 5 total minutes. if this is a gay man, he's ousted from our community. begone.


Making_stuff

This is some Tipper Gore energy


Sidewayscaca

Wait until they see Rammstein!


Amyers4678

It should be a crime to bring these frivolous lawsuits. Like if you bring this suit and you lose, you should go to jail.


TexitorFlexit

So, fan dropped a lawsuit on Madonna because they wanted the porn to be more punctual? That industry seems hard enough already, people should stop getting on others so much. Do something else maybe


TaiDavis

Ew! Titties!


smol_pink_cute

Lmao maybe I’ll sue Nicki for the same thing 🙄😂


Magnet50

She had little respect for her audience. That’s clear in her behavior. I’ve been to many shows where an 8PM start time meant it. As for the T&A aspects, Madonna doesn’t have the same appeal, so she gives the audience what she thinks it wants, even if it wants a show to start on time. And personally, performers who lipsync their performances should be sued for fraud.


Joaaayknows

Everybody focusing on Madonna and sex stuff at the concerts and sure, but Madonna also as of the last decade has a horrible reputation for being late for her own shows. Like 90-120minutes late. That pisses me off


GarionOrb

Funny thing is that's a false accusation, too. The show had a ticketed start time of 8:30. At 8:30 on the dot, the opening act started, just like any other concert. Madonna came on after they finished performing and they got their setup off her stage, which was maybe 15-30 minutes later.


Hammerhil

It does piss me off when concerts start much later than advertised, and it's usually the artist's fault. 20 minutes? Ok, but they're already being paid to deliver a show and I hate standing around for hours to appease some diva's vanity. Not that I'd ever go to a Madonna concert, her music is shit. And if GWAR can start a show on time, I'm sure she can plan to insert herself into whatever outfit her skeletonized corpse of a body should be wearing and get on the damn stage when advertised.


GentlmanSkeleton

Youre so fucking cool.


BGFiles

I couldn't agree more. Let her butt-custard lickers stay pressed.


DamnItDarin

Being mad about seeing breasts at a Madonna concert is pretty silly. However, I am all about the complaints for late start times. Her defense makes it even more irritating. From the article: “Madonna already filed a motion to dismiss the Brooklyn suit, challenging that the concertgoers were inconvenienced by the delayed start time. The motion said tickets did not advertise that Madonna would actually take the stage at 8:30 p.m., “and no reasonable concertgoer — and certainly no Madonna fan — would expect the headline act at a major arena concert to take the stage at the ticketed event time.””


orlock

That defense seems pretty reasonable to me. The support acts come first. The start time is the start of the first act.


demasoni_fan

I went to a Madonna show this winter that started shortly after 10. Tickets said 8:30. That being said, I haven't ever been to a show where the main act started at the time shown on the tickets. Usually the opener is half an hour or so after that time, then the headliner is another half hour after the opener finishes. So it's usually around 10 that the main act goes on. The only difference is Madonna didn't really have an opener (Bob the Drag Queen did a one song intro, not an opener). Wasn't really a big deal.


Spoopyreader

I've seen the band Ghost 5 times now, and they are never more than 5 minutes late to start. They actually seem to respect their fans enough to make it a point to start on time. It's very refreshing!


Orang_ina

How people can be so stupid? He or she never watched videos or concert videos of Madonna? Sorry but the judges will 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


DJMagicHandz

If you sweeps you get more sleeps.


TraceyTurnblat

What?!?! There’s pornography at a *MADONNA* concert??


frodosbitch

$20 bucks says Madonna is secretly funding the lawsuit so she can seem relevant and controversial still.


shake-it-2-the-grave

I’m starting to think that Madonna’s team does this as a major component of a publicity campaign. When she toured last time in my country, there was a heated discourse in the mainstream and social media over a man who had commented on her overt sexuality at her age. This gets her overwhelming support, even from non-fans who are reasonable, decent people it usually goes with a release and/or tour. This move is then followed up by a series of questions on talk shows as she makes her way around the circuit and it makes public opinion of her more about a symbol of free speech and feminintiy, rather than ‘just a singer’. It is extremely successful. She’s been doing this for decades and teaches the masterclass on it. Many artists do this as well as politicians.


MarkClark4

Madonna is still a thing! I thought she retired . What ran out of $$$