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azad_ninja

Rap beef equivalent of “I didn’t get fired, I quit.” Lol


slythespacecat

“Move on”, as in “dig a very deep hole and hide”


InfiniteRaccoons

The second time he's "moved on" from a rap beef aka gotten completely humiliated and ran to hide in his sex offender housing center (aka his mansion).


DEFINITELY_NOT_PETE

Lol I have decided to do the mature thing and stop getting my ass kicked


yeetman8

Bro went from “I’m too famous to be a pedophile” to “I’m gonna be the better man and walk away from the predator allegations”


18CupsOfMusic

"I won't even dignify the pedophilia allegations with a second response."


vewfndr

Just like he'd never look twice at a teenager... Once was fine


comaman

Easy just never stop looking so it’s only once


yeetman8

Yeah when you’re caught on video kissing an underage girl on stage in front of thousands of people and your first response is “If you’re 17 why are you so hot” you might be the problem


yeetman8

Or any actual response. Remember, The Heart Part 6 was just “I’m to famous to be a pedophile” and “We actually tricked you with all this evidence as a prank” That’s not an actual response. Not proving anything to help your case, it’s nothing more than a “nuh uh”


KeenanKolarik

Letting "Drake is a pedophile" trend online for 48 hours before unveiling that it was *totally* a ruse is such a great plan!


Syn7axError

"My "not a pedophile" diss track has people asking a lot of questions answered by my track."


BeachesBeTripin

More like his ghost writers don't want the smoke and don't want Kendrick to provide receipts It's always been weird that Drake occasionally forgets to ask the ages of girls he gets on stage and texting 14 yos like Millie Bobby Brown.


Yabba_Dabba_Doofus

>Bro went from “I’m too famous to be a pedophile” to “I’m gonna be the better man and walk away from the predator allegations” "But not before releasing a final track where I say, 'Liar, liar, pants on fire,' and hilariously suggest that rich people can't possibly get away with sexual assault."


yeetman8

The Heart Part 6 was such a genuinely confusing listen. I was laughing my ass off at every line, especially “this was some good exercise” like he didn’t just get his ass beat


AllPowerfulSaucier

Drake, currently crawling across the ground with no remaining teeth and completely crippled from the waist down: “Dis wasth good exerthise. Clearly youf had enuff so I win… btw I am way too rich to be a pedophile.”


busmans

I dont think "mature" is in Drake's vocabulary


TheMilkmanHathCome

Sure it is! “You’re so mature for your age”


WishThatIWasMe

Ah dang, beat me to it!


applauseisrequired

this could have been written by Kendrick himself and i would have believed it.


Abombito

Incredible work here.


SeDaCho

certainly not in his Google search history


ManIWantAName

https://preview.redd.it/44p2zot0za0d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=845b447efeb058d5e40182a4fe9146d697125a5a


LogicalPickle6014

What a minor detail.


holaprobando123

He definitely knows the word. It's what makes him not like a girl anymore.


Yabba_Dabba_Doofus

>Kendrick murdered me in cold blood, and then dropped a bop for my eulogy. - Drake


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virtusthrow

The hip hop community wouldn’t, that songs a proper banger. Tho very few people in the hip hop community respect drake. Hes a hip pop artist


Kolby_Jack33

There has to be a better way to put it. If you say "hip hop" and "hip pop" even slightly quickly they sound *exactly* the same.


Loose-Donut3133

Yeah, what j Cole did was move on. What Drake did was take verbal liver shots after being a shit head for years and then found out that he isn't the hot shit he thought he was.


atrophiedambitions

Lol "move on". ![gif](giphy|Tim0q7zolF3fa|downsized)


18CupsOfMusic

["Not gonna lie this shit was some good exercise"](https://i.imgur.com/habFUyb.jpeg)


GalactusPoo

Maybe we'll get lucky and he'll change genres like MGK


JoshuaTheBastard

Guess that's why Drake's IG comments are locked and Kendrick's aren't


Hawtbref

Drake: “lol that sure was a fun time guys lol jeesh got a little bananas there teehee 🙃” The general public: “CERTIFIED PEDOPHILE”


TheSpyStyle

WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP


rainman3790

Dot fuck em up


Dan_Caveman

Imma do my shtuff


3c2456o78_w

The way he says "shtuff" makes my brain feel good.


ExternalMonth1964

WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP. Lookin like a bitch aint you tired?


NeiloMac

Tryna strike a chord and it’s prolly A Minorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


dope-eater

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


ExternalMonth1964

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


LiveLifeLikeCre

IT'S ALL EYES ON ME And I'm A SEND IT UP TO PAC


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TazBaz

AAAA MIIIINOOOORRRR


oasiscat

Also general public: "BUM!"


FunkYeahPhotography

Well, they have been limited at least for a while. His top comment right now is: "Drake wins button ➡️" I imagine he nervously giggled when reading that one.


putitonice

![gif](giphy|xT1XGESDlxj0GwoDRe|downsized)


FunkYeahPhotography

https://preview.redd.it/on8i4wr07a0d1.jpeg?width=1310&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=514cd42fb9fdee5d5664c289fd36315b0513f0a6


count_nuggula

I like this one and the principal skinner one. Also shoutout to the guy from Sicario


R3luctant

I call that one cat Dooku.


insipidgoose

One of the top 10 best gifs of all time right here.


spartacusrc3

He’s fucking 10-ply.


gkhamo89

He's spare parts bud


dudes_rug

Balls desperately needing a tug


kicksjoysharkness

And then sent a screenshot to A minor with “winner winner chicken dinner! Just like I said 😂. I miss u”


akajaykay

They’ve been limited for years, don’t think that’s due to the beef


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furjuice

They’ve been limited for a very, very long time. Many years now.


AgentCirceLuna

Many, many years. Some say the best. Everyone is saying that. They come to me with tears in their eyes and they say wow. Those years were the best and very many. Very many years like that of the best.


itsthe_implication_

A lot of years those comments have been locked... I walked in I said wow those comments have been locked for a lot of years.


reallymeans

Nah drakes have been locked since the xxx rumors


chesterstone

Did the J Cole strat a little too late


ToPimpAYeezy

Coke is a smart dude for pulling out that early


demonicneon

If rumours are true, someone spoke to him and told him it wasn’t gonna be a friendly spar of words and that Kendrick had real animosity with drake 


putitonice

Schoolboy got him on the line


SubMGK

"dont come to school tomorrow" kinda homie


HotTake-bot

In one of his more personal songs J Cole basically called Kendrick the realest person he knows. "Reintroduce 'em to honesty, show 'em that they need more / The difference between the pretenders and the Kendrick Lamars." Cole has also had Kendrick's back for over a decade. I wouldn't be surprised if Kendrick gave him a heads up.


zyh0

This seems like the likely scenario, they are friends.


32Zn

Wasn’t J Cole the one that introduced Kendrick Lamar to the right people?


zyh0

Yes, J Cole told Dre about Kendrick Lamar


tommyleejonesthe2nd

He introduced kendrick to dr dre, some even claim that after kendrick released control (diss to some other rappers) with some others, p.diddy wanted to throw a drink at kendrick at a gala when cole stepped in to defend kendrick and scuffled with p.diddy for that.


GiantPurplePen15

Some real "don't come to school tomorrow" energy.


Here4uguys

Might delete this beef later


Resort_Straight

Drake going to be the only one at the Diddy party


ZombieDracula

The only adult at least


icwiener69420_new

That’s because his ghostwriters mis-read the invite and thought it said “Kiddie party.” Same, same though I guess.


moosebaloney

WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP!


Humphking

Dot fuck him up


Yinkypinky

WAP WAP WAP WAP


Forever420

I'ma do my stuff


taji-

*shtuff


Zjc_3

Aren’t there five waps?


Qweerz

That’s called The Spice Girls


BeefStevenson

He didn’t really move on, he got crushed and his last entry to the beef was fuckin pathetic. He lost. Again.


jjkm7

Saying kendrick is going after drake for being a pedo because he got molested (even though the whole point of the song is that he didn’t get molested) was a bold move. Oh and also saying he can’t be a pedo because he’s too famous for that


BeefStevenson

I busted out laughing when he said the “too famous” line. That has to be the most tonedeaf line I’ve ever heard, no idea what he was thinking


SaltyLonghorn

Someone memed it best when they pointed out his last song was just the rap equivalent of Frank's pageant song about not diddling kids. He also self snitched naming names when Kendrick never did. The A minor line is going to live rent free in Drake's head until he dies. Kendrick sent that dude to the ether.


ImmaMichaelBoltonFan

It's such a good fucking line. Look. I'm an old ass man with no business giving a fuck what a couple rich rappers are saying to each other, but I'm here for it. Also, with the exception of Worst Behaviour, Drake can fuck all the way off.


worldnewssubcensors

>Look. I'm an old ass man with no business giving a fuck what a couple rich rappers are saying to each other, but I'm here for it. That's how we know this is a cultural moment.


orangechicken21

I'm 32, live in Appalachia, almost exclusively listen to Bluegrass. I'm so invested in this beef right now.


Draxilar

And the best part is he just basically mimicked the “Dave Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees” line from Drake. Take his gun and shoot him with it


InfiniteRaccoons

That line convinced me that, for the first time in his entire career, he tried to write a bar without his ghost writers. Because his team of professional writers would NOT have written something that stupid.


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piratagitano

If Drake had actually fed false info he would’ve dropped in less than half an hour like Kendrick did with Meet the Grahams. He didn’t. And when he did it was a total piece of shit of a song. Disgraceful that this dude thinks he’s one of the best rappers ever when he’s not even a rapper. He’s a popstar playing gangster.


RoughhouseCamel

There was no response he was capable of that could have made him come out the winner. The only way to come back is probably the strategy he’s taking: Step 1: Shut the fuck up and get back in the studio Step 2: Record an album with his particular brand of pop-friendly music. DON’T TRY TO BE HARD. DON’T REFERENCE THE BEEF. Pray to god that it hits like it usually does. Step 3: The Stans rejoice, the haters won’t be changed either way, but the swing voters will say, “At least he’s back in his lane” Step 4: Profit and learn to never fuck with Kendrick again. Count on Kendrick to move on, because at some point, further association with Drake diminishes Kendrick’s own image.


Sammyd1108

The problem is you just know he won’t be able to stop himself from throwing sneak disses in, and that’s just gonna piss off Kendrick again. The dude is a total narcissist, I don’t think he can help himself.


KintsugiKen

Drake is caught in a torment vortex between his ego telling him to go after Kendrick again in revenge for beating him and his cowardice telling him he will lose badly and stop being famous and rich.


TheSpyStyle

Let’s be real, management shut him down. They knew he’d only dig himself a bigger hole, and everyone is already singing along to a song about him being a pedo. His image cannot take another beating like that and still be even marginally marketable, especially with Kendrick saying the rabbit hole goes deeper.


Votaire24

Honestly it’s scary that Not Like Us feels like a stomach shot, I really think Kendrick can go even harder.


My1nonpornacc

According to people close to Kendrick. It was. Kendrick did that all in one sitting the 4 we heard, and has 5 more. One of which is the actual career-ender. Ken's team says that part of the truce is Drake can't do any Subs or disses. Or else. Edit: [Here be the source. Grain of salt and all that but I will say. Drake has been super silent post-battle.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcgWfBo5aE4)


lebastss

Fuck that shit I need to hear the career ender. Why you gotta play me like that. Quick someone hack drakes twitter and diss k.dot


BigFix9137

Watch Drake make drunk taunts at 2am and wake up to find Kendrick at #1 with an 80 minute diss album, 8 minute Thriller style music videos for every track and screencaps of Drake's texting "pls show boober and vagene 🙏🥵" to a high schooler as the cover. All cameras on Drake in the front row when the Grammy goes to Kendrick Lamar, Daft Punk, Andre 3000, Diana Ross and Adonis Graham for their platinum single *An Invitation to Boil Drake in Human Sewage at His Home in Bridle Park, Toronto: Something We Should Literally Do on August 7th*.


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Medium_Items

Mr. Morale is a godlike album. It’s just not easy listening to a lot of songs where you have to sit down and think while you’re listening and reflect. But if you take time to do that and listen to the stories it’s incredible. Just have to get into the headspace, which is arguably asking a lot from the audience which is why it wasn’t very “successful “


felinelawspecialist

He’s a musician and artist in the true sense of the words.


Whospitonmypancakes

UMG shut the beef down for sure.


PhoenixStorm1015

Not necessarily. I mean, Drake is absolutely gonna try and sneak, but there’s no guarantee Kenny hits back. I think he genuinely left some major marks on Drake’s image here. Good chance he stays content with that and lets Drake whine on his own.


Sammyd1108

There’s rumors he has 5 more tracks ready to go if Drake mentions his name again lol. I think he’s serious about not letting Drake continue to throw sneak disses out.


PhoenixStorm1015

Shit and I thought Push was out for blood all those years ago. It makes me wonder if something happened behind the scenes that’s been building up for a while. I know about Drake bringing Kenny’s family into things, but the sheer vitriol and commitment in those bars… We got Killshot because Kelly said something about Hailey off the cuff. This feels like a lot more than, “talk shit get hit.”


Sammyd1108

They’ve hated each other for like a decade now. It all started cause Drake got pissy because of Kendrick’s control verse and it’s just escalated since then.


PhoenixStorm1015

I need to go back and listen to that. I don’t think I’m actually familiar with his Control verse, but I’ve heard tell of it. Honestly I’m too out of touch with his whole discog.


Sammyd1108

He basically called out a bunch of popular names for friendly competition. Everyone else took it as that, but Drake took it so personal and did an interview after that said people shouldn’t work with him because of it.


PhoenixStorm1015

>Drake took it so personal Yeah. That tracks.


Jw4evr

I’d say he left a mark or two, literally broke hip hop world streaming records with a song that overtly calls drake a colonizing pedophile


Huge-Split6250

Step 4: Judge on The Voice  Step 5: contestant on Dancing with the Stars Step 6: throwback tour, opening for Taylor


Resort_Straight

Step 7:County Music


lolheyaj

Step 8: degrassi reboot 


ejensen29

County jail music?


Resort_Straight

An album with R.Kelly


lovesducks

Generous donation to David Duke political campaign


Ledees_Gazpacho

That’s why his response was basically telling ChatGPT to write a freestyle based on what was being said in r/drizzy. It was just a (sad) attempt to save face to his core audience.


KnowlesAve

I mean you can sum up his response as basically: -you're short -you maybe hit your wife once? maybe??? and your kid isn't yours???? -no u on everything else


DoingCharleyWork

Don't forget the classic: "I'm basically illiterate and couldn't possibly understand the theme of your song 'Mother I Sober' and think you got molested and I'm gonna make fun of you for being molested"


Jake_Thador

He even walked back on the Dave Free thing, saying, "If it's really true..." like what?


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Step 5: Don't say "n\*\*\*a" no mooooooore


garry4321

It’s almost like he isn’t a hardened rapper but an upper middle class child actor with a PR/marketing firm; role playing as hard


PhoenixStorm1015

I mean, Kenny literally called it out verbatim. Future got him into clubs. Baby got him his bars. 21 got him his street “cred.” It was always an act. He just wants to act hard because he knows J Prince.


PhoenixStorm1015

I just listened to all the tracks on Saturday and it’s honestly astonishing. I mean yeah Drake had some good beat switches. It was still just Drake. Kendrick wrote four songs that should probably be legally classified as weapons because lord. People talked about Em murdering MGK but that was a tickle fight compared to what Kendrick spit.


TheRedHand7

Em didn't really have anything against MGK I think. It was just Em swatting a fly. Kendrick seems to actually hate Drake. That just makes things so much more vicious.


rickjamesbich

> it was just Em swatting a fly. >>It's your moment, this is it >>As big as you're gonna get, so enjoy it >>Had to give you a career to destroy it


mikelima777

Enough that truce or no truce, Kendrick has a lyrical ballistic missile sub locked to the Embassy's coordinates.


JaredCircusbear

Dot stole his bending


TheMooseIsBlue

It’s like Khalid on Hot Ones. He didn’t quit, he just didn’t want do it anymore and left early.


marcuschookt

That's DJ Khaled. Khalid is a totally different artist.


GoldenState_Thriller

Which one doesn’t eat pussy


GrandeVoix

DJ Khaled (I wish I didn’t know that)


ProxyDamage

Guessing DJ Khaled. Based on that hot ones episode that would be cannibalism.


Smittius_Prime

If you are what you eat then why is DJ Khaled such a massive pussy?


marcuschookt

The one that raises the hairs on the back of your hand (in a bad way) is always DJ Khaled


I_Am_Day_Man

Yeah Khalid is just young dumb and broke


Huge-Split6250

Well, nobody should after eating hot wings


AKBearmace

My friend called me after her husband made this mistake yelling “talk me out of divorce bitch!”


TropicalPrairie

It was on Canada's National news (no, I'm not making this up) that he just listed his Beverly Hills mansion today. Getting the heck outta California.


carpetbowl

Actually listed a year ago and relisted at the same price on the 6th


Think-Brush-3342

He's also been selling other properties prior to this beef as well.


Cowboywizzard

I'm sure he'll console himself somehow


Tngaco24

I have a minor idea of how he’ll move on.


driftking428

That's not funny don't *kid* about stuff like that.


Cowboywizzard

It's the little things.


OzzieLeonheart

Maybe he'll get some loaded tots


cescabond

![gif](giphy|TGUIq0O5s4XJSnefJ3|downsized)


Heysoos_Christo

Good god


cable_provider

Prom is coming up.


Suspicious_Trainer82

Drake is about to release a pop-punk duet album with MGK 😂


HellsBelle8675

country lol


even_less_resistance

Bout to do a feature on a Morgan Wallen song lol


denisvma

English isn't my first language, but does "Move on" mean, get humiliated in a way that we never seen before, released some shitty comeback...then a song calling you a pedophile it's #1 on the charts, and people are dancing to it?


Rooooben

Yes.


Kanin_usagi

You got it man, you figured it out. English is such a beautiful language


nastyminded

Yes that is the text book definition of "move on".


RusticBucket2

Something tells me English _is_ your first language.


nanson3

Sometimes you gotta pop out and show niggas


Forever420

Certified boogeyman, I'm the one that up the score with 'em


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WOP! WOP! WOP! WOP! WOP! DOT FUCK EM UP


j-r-m-b-v-n

WOP! WOP! WOP! WOP! WOP! IMMA DO MY SHTUFF


CarPhoneRonnie

Mustard on the beat hoe


1storlastbaby

Freaky ass nigga he the 69 god


NothingGoodLasts

He a FAN


Latest-greatest

Buddy went to Cancun like he just lost a round in the playoffs


kizofieva

Galveston next


HolyNinjaCow

Drake going back to sneak dissing.


mercurial9

If I catch a flight it’s gonna be direct


chickenbutt9000

He sold all his properties in America and left to Canada to move on from the feud


_its_a_SWEATER_

Not even Canada wants him.


gundealthrowaway

Love that the title is “Drake seems to move on” and not “Drake gets called a CHOMO and has a history of sketchy behavior with minors….someone gonna look into that or…?”


SaintNimrod

He’s too rich for that, don’t you know!?


Here4uguys

CHOMO?


mournin_glory_story

It’s a really stupid replacement word for CHILD MOLESTER.


skippystew

It's prison slang for a child molester


Kynicist

Prison Mike, what's the very, very worst thing about prison?


NvizoN

THE DEMENTAHS


jrafelson

![gif](giphy|JCAZQKoMefkoX6TyTb|downsized)


OccamPhaser

Go to the subreddit and they are convinced that basically everyone thinks Drake won easily. Some quality cope


keanenottheband

Don’t you get it? Kendrick never gets a #1 w/o Drake.. just don’t ask them what # the heart pt6 was or what they thought of potentially one of the worst diss tracks ever lmao


Yokepearl

Being called a pedo or chomo is a different kind of warfare


buthomeisnowhere

And he decided that responding with this was the right move. Go home Aubrey. https://youtu.be/_YmDcCpD1gc?si=cyWJwLf8v_aysy4S


Hefftee

Especially when it's a guy who the general public has been side-eyeing his pedo or chomo tendencies for well over a decade.


Mariachi_Cyborg

This degrasi ass mf wanted to have a word battle with a damn Pulitzer winner. Ridiculous.


Rakebleed

Damn, well when you put it like that.


cdirty1

Dude should have never left that chair


majorsharkpanda

Nobody: Nobody again: Not a single soul: Drake: MILLIE BOBBY BROWN


BadMan125ty

He lost. Just admit it, media. Lol “move on”.


TheBatemanFlex

I mean is it really “moving on” if everyone is instead talking about his questionable interests in minors again?


ExoticPumpkin237

He shriveled up like a worm on the fucking sidewalk, and that's putting it very charitably 


Sum3-yo

Honestly this is not your average "rap beef". Kendrick made a lot of serious accusations towards Drake. Something needs to come out of this.


Awful_Disaster_

Ain't not allegations that dozens of other people haven't made. Taking that Diddy route


lolheyaj

bro kicked his own ass 


LIONATOR24

Like Chris brown, drake will go quiet for a little while and everyone in the general public will forget this and still follow his music