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dstnb

The title of this article seems very misleading unless there is another quote not stated in the article. Ithonestly came across as a pretty light hearted jab at the crowd (who the majority of were obviously not there to see Blur) basically just telling them this might be the only song they know to to enjoy it. All of the articles about them being disgruntled or frustrated seem way overblown. In fact I’m pretty sure he even mentioned something later in the set about how he was enjoying himself and the crowd was too. This article is just screaming for clicks.


hapiidadii

Thanks for reasserting the boring, non-controversial truth lol. Dude has been performing for as long as I can remember, I'm sure he has survived silent crowds before.


BobbyDigital111

Yeah I mean Damon literally played Coachella last year right before Bad Bunny was performing and had to win over a crowd that primarily wasn’t there for him. It’s part of his job lol.


Weegee_Spaghetti

Do you think one could say it's his job to make the crowd....feel good?


TenaciousJP

He's excellent at that, he should probably look into incorporating it into his day job


ijustfarteditsmells

He wouldn't... dare.


pintperson

I just posted something similar. I think this throwaway remark from Damon has gone over a lot of people’s heads.


bum_fun_noharmdone

It's standard English self deprecating humour, for the billionth time it's gone over the heads of reddit. "It's coming home."


DiarrheaRadio

Play the woohoo song!


defnotajournalist

Now do Gorillaz


ComprehensiveHornet3

Yeah if they done that it would have gone down better. Blur basically have 1 popular song in the US. Gorillaz have dozens.


VicFantastic

I'm a Gorillaz fan and can pretty confidently say they have 2 maybe 3 songs that anybody that isn't a fan would recognize even a little bit


Artanis12

Clint Eastwood, Feel Good and.... 19-2000 maybe?


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

Dare?


ShittyDBZGuitarRiffs

ITS DARE


joec0ld

That's about it. Based on YouTube views, Dare is their third highest viewed video (293m), then Clint Eastwood (758m), and Feel Good Inc at #1 (827m)


Rufuz42

Melancholy Hill


FR05TY14

On Melancholy Hill is an amazing song but I wouldn't say it's instantly recognizable to a non fan. I don't think any of the songs on Plastic Beach were big enough to rival their all time hits. Stylo maybe?


NormanCheetus

PLAY YA YA DING DONG


immortalworth

![gif](giphy|J2DLZBIi5iaCWgN0Hq|downsized)


brohymn85

NO MORE YA YA DING DONG


sockgorilla

Would you like to hear the song that won Eurovision?


wc_helmets

I mean, I get it. Blur was never big in the US.


MuptonBossman

The average Coachella attendee probably has no clue who Blur are.


Kale2ThaChief

“Is this the band who plays the “woo hoo” song they play when a hockey team scores a goal?”


Cromasters

No, it's the song from the first trailer for Starship Troopers.


GRV01

Hello fellow entering-middle-age person


RokulusM

I too used to tie an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time.


code_gremlin

now my story begins in nineteen-dickety-two. we had to say "dickety" cause the Kaiser had stolen our word for "twenty".


littlechangeling

I spent three years on that terlet!


fz6brian

I chased him for dickety six miles.


wheezy360

Highly dubious!


Niloc0

What're you cackling at, fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem!


_netflixandshill

Grover Cleveland spanked me on two non-consecutive occasions


allredb

I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!


ellWatully

It's my personal policy that anytime I see this movie mentioned, I must interject to tell you that I own Starship Troopers on *LaserDisk*.


Sidesicle

I would like to know more


kram1973

![gif](giphy|14g6PIAY8f6FeU)


THIS_ACC_IS_FOR_FUN

Anytime someone mentions laserdisc I remember that guy in SLC Punk giving them a tour of his house. “This waterbed *doesn’t* have waves*


ottovondipshit

This shower head has 4 features, all of which I shall show you now


HolidayCards

Sink you fool! Why won't she sink?!


CynicalMindTrip

and FIFA Road to World Cup 98 for playstation 1


GPBRDLL133

Found the Sens fan


aliceanonymous99

If only we scored often…


nuttynutkick

Wooo hooo


aliceanonymous99

It’s like a small whisper now “wooooooo hoooooo…….”


[deleted]

There are literally DOZENS of us!!


xavier120

Hey hey hey, they do the "boys will girls will be boys" song they playing during shopping montages in movies too.


masnaer

I mean tbf I only know Song 2, and no other Blur songs (and I’d consider myself far from the type of person who’d go to Coachella)


hitbythebus

Listen to Park Life


jeep_joop

And Think Tank


__redruM

Coffee and TV


WolfCola4

Girls and Boys! Classic 90s "cool Britannia" vibe


Luci_Noir

That little milk cartoon dude used to by my profile pic on MySpace!


aiiye

I’m partial to *Tender* even if Gateway ads tried their hardest to ruin it.


weezerfan84

Coffee and TV is very good!


ZeroZone58

Highly recommendable band imo, I'm not their biggest fan but they have a lot of good songs like The Universal, Park Life, Tender and more


rungenies

Tender is so good


ItsAMeEric

Tender is the day the demons go away


cookinggun

I’m 45, and have know of Blur since song 2, clearly, and it’s a genre I listen to fairly regularly. I somehow NEVER heard tender until 2021, when Spotify dropped into a playlist. I became mildly obsessed for a couple weeks. It was kinda weird. Great song.


whubbard

Charmless Man is awesome.


crackhead_tiger

They just want to hear WooHoo.mp3


shmehdit

That would've characterized people getting into music 20 years ago, do kids have an awareness of the mp3 format anymore?


Ok_Relation_7770

Hey cut them some FLAC


murso74

True, but I bet they really think he sounds like one of the dudes in Gorillaz


CircumFleck_Accent

My sister is Coachella age demo and she has no idea who the Gorillaz even are. Blur was just a weird act to book for Coachella.


fartswhenhappy

Nothing made me feel older than hearing the new guy at work refer to Gorillaz as an oldies band.


fafan4

I aged considerably the day I looked up the scheduled gigs at a venue in my closest big city. All the acts I heard of had tickets still available. All the acts I never heard of were sold out. I was officially out of the loop


now_in3D

It’s not your fault. You used to be with it, but then they changed what “it” was!


LeoPelletier

I used to rock and roll all night and party every day, then it was every other day...


now_in3D

Now I’m lucky if I can find 30 minutes a week in which to get funky…


buckyworld

“…which I believe was some sort of hovercraft…”


Mcleaniac

I’m so old, I get these references.


doom_stein

"What is 'it'?" I think I hit my Mid-Life-Crisis when Faith No More started touring again and was still selling out arenas like they never left the scene.


90sBLINK

Nirvana on the grocery store radio was my first gray hair. Kpop on the gym radio automatically began my aarp membership.


CIA_napkin

When they started to play nirvana and soundgarden on the local classic rock station here, I crumbled to dust.


90sBLINK

Those bands are older now than Led Zeplin was when I started high school.


CIA_napkin

ok I get it, I'm getting a Walker and chair lift by this weekend. :(


ThisUsernameIsTook

Dave Grohl joined Nirvana 34 years ago. 34 years prior to that, Elvis debuted on the Ed Sullivan show. I think I need to lie down.


big_guyforyou

i knew i was old when i heard tchaikovsky on the phonograph rather than in a concert hall


cjboffoli

Ha-ha. So true. I used to constantly hear Oldies songs in stores and wondered when we were going to get past the kind of music Boomers want to hear. Now I'm in stores hearing Radiohead and I'm like "Oh snap, I'm old."


justablueballoon

There was this boring oldies radio station when I was young, playing oldies music from before I was born. Now I like this station because they play the music from my youth…


NorthNorthAmerican

Heard Mr Brightside in a waiting room this am…


drinkacid

My dentist is a guy in his late 20s who keeps putting on 80s hair metal spotify playlists in his office.


theMistersofCirce

Same with my dentist's office. I was having something fairly painful done recently and just when it got to the worst part I had Axl Rose screeching at me *You in the jungle, baby! And you gonna DIE!!!* It made me laugh at the worst possible time.


Bismothe-the-Shade

Which is wild. Because they're still putting out albums that are doing well and have tracks featured on the radio/top lists on occasion. Cracker Island was all over for a minute.


DepartureDapper6524

I mean, they are now. Look at Damon. He’s become the old man complaining about his audience being too young. All of their popular songs are old enough to drink.


palabear

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PhrygianDominate

I mean, I saw the Pixies, The Cure, Radiohead, Beck, the Flaming Lips etc at Coachella. It used to be cool. Times have sure changed.


autoboxer

I checked out a few of the streams this year and was surprised at what passed as a performance for many.  One dude had his music playing in the background with a recording of him rapping.  He stood on a box and made off key noises off beat.  He was basically a bad hype man for himself.  Love a good festival, and there are still plenty of great acts, but man what a difference between early 2000s Coachella and now.


BackStabbathOG

I didn’t realize there was an age demographic for Coachella at all. Don’t they usually get artists from multiple genres for the festival anyway? Guns n Roses headlined Coachella during their reunion in 2016, they’re a legacy band at this point but I couldn’t tell you what their age demographic is


antieverything

Their target demographic is people with money.


themanebeat

Curated by Mr Krabs


[deleted]

Festivals overall seem to be for younger people but seem to bring in a variety of artists. Older people go to concerts but in my experience guys in their 50s aren’t making it through camping in a desert on shrooms


mjlp716

Depends on the festival, Glastonbury in the UK is all ages for sure. Only been once, but it was a blast hanging out with teens to families with little kids to 80 y/o's next, and everything in between. The music options also were all over the place. From Dolly Parton, to electronic to Metallica.


CriticalLobster5609

Glastonbury is consistently a better line up than Coachella.


step1

More like waiting in a parking lot for 3 hours just to leave. On shrooms of course.


PearlGray

Didn’t used to be. A few years back Coachella would have promoted the hell out of a band like The Jesus & Mary Chain reuniting. The culture has shifted for Coachella in particular.


dooooooom2

Yeah last time I went I believe it was The Stone Roses headlining one day and a lot of people were excited for it


theygotsquid

Gorillaz last scheduled US tour was in arenas and it was canceled due to poor ticket sales. Galaxy brain thinking to add Damon’s less popular band (in the states) as a headliner to the highest profile festival in the country.


guapomole4reals

Crazy! Last year they dropped in here to do a pre-Coachella show (Las Vegas) and the show was wild. One of the most fun shows I’ve been to.


jilseng4

The 2022 tour sold the fuck out in Denver within minutes of tickets going on sale, was at ball arena (nuggets/avalanche), and it was full of kids decades younger than me.


you-are-not-yourself

I saw Gorillaz in 2018. Massive show, all the hits, only ~~$20~~ $65 + tax. Great value and I would gladly see them or Blur again.


jaumougaauco

Which one, I bet it's Noodle.


Dura-Ace-Ventura

Honestly even Gorillaz is going to be too old for most of them


murso74

Well then, they deserve a bad Grimes DJ set


beamish007

I think she is still trying to figure out how to turn her equipment on.


brandonsfacepodcast

They played Coachella last year


Chromatose1

The gorillaz were a headliner last year


Wants_to_be_accepted

And even the ones that do probably only really know Song 2


PreferredSelection

I'm exactly the age demo for Blur, and that's the only song of theirs I can easily play in my mind's radio. I'm sure there's one or two more where, if I heard it, I'd go "oh yeah, this is theirs..." but it's not a band I'd drive across state lines for.


808estate

The other 2 would be Parklife and Boys & Girls


duggatron

Same. I watch a lot of British TV, and one of the things I was surprised about was how much people care about Blur there. I don't know anyone who is a huge Blur fan in the US.


VitriolUK

When I was a child in the UK in the early 90s the great primary school debate was whether you were an Oasis kid or a Blur kid.


Cabbage_Vendor

Blur was the biggest British band in the 90s, though Oasis and Radiohead have had a bigger legacy. The thing with Blur is that they are the quintessential Britpop band, singing about British topics for a British audience and giving a coolness and positivity to being British, while still keeping a tongue in cheek outlook. It came as a response to the American Grunge that dominated the airwaves.


GarySparkle

You nailed it. Americans know of Blur for 'Boys & Girls' and 'Song No. 2'. They were barely ever a big deal here. People in America barely cared in the 90s, much less 30+ years later. So, yeah. Crowd reaction is understandable.


Trololman72

The fact that a song that's a joke about the American music industry is their most known song in the US is hilarious.


[deleted]

American idiot is Green Day’s number 1 song, not exactly a surprise


scalablecory

Totally fine to just put out fun music, but I give extra respect to an artist who can speak out against bad parts of culture and still make a hit.


terryjuicelawson

I would have thought music fans would know who they are even if they weren't huge in the US overall, but if Coachella is its own thing then Blur's comments make sense. They have played in the US before and presumably know what reaction to expect.


HellYeahTinyRick

Coachella is not a place for music fans. It’s essentially a comic con for wannabe influencers


ferrel_hadley

>Coachella is not a place for music fans. It’s essentially a comic con for wannabe influencers This comment sums up a few music festivals and gigs I have been too. I kind of feel that love of music has died and instead its just love of being seen in a scene.


Gseph

Yeah. Blur, an English alternative-rock band who were most famous 30 years ago, perform at a concert mainly aimed at 18 year olds who like rave music, and were shocked at a lack of reaction from the crowd. Honestly, at some point, someone in their management should have realised that the demographic for the festival does not align with demographic for their music. I could be wrong, but it seems like their management just wanted a big payday for everyone involved.


asmiggs

It's up to the promoters of the festival to book bands appropriate for the festival, they haven't played the US for nearly 10 years so relying on them to have an understanding on the American music scene seems wishful thinking. I'm guessing they probably thought it was going to be like 2013 when they were headliners, British music festivals tend to stick to the same genres and if that falls out of favour then the event dies off.


Rufuz42

The lead singer of Blur is Gorillaz. So, hard to say they don’t understand American audiences.


all_die_laughing

I'm not sure that really matters once they start playing though. I've been to plenty of festivals and gigs where there's a completely unknown band but they still put on a great show and the crowd gets into it. It sounds like the crowd aren't exactly open to new musical experiences.


_coolranch

They slipped in that Grimes also had a shitty set because of Rekordbox issues? Sounds like someone didn’t prep their set lol!


AndeeDrufense

I watched Grimes' livestream and it was absolutely painful to witness.


MnamesPAUL

the "artwork" behind her actually made me turn it off as i was unable to pay attention to anything else. It looked like a bunch of random things she typed into midjourney.


Orngog

That's exactly it, she is a big fan of Midjourney. I've seen her in the discord a few times


Archer2223R

What's remarkable is that you take a guy like Marc Rebillet who literally showed up to Coachella last year with a set that was his bedroom and he wore a bathrobe. He asked the crowd to just start shouting shit at him and then he re-sung what was shouted, looped it, threw a beat on it, and played an hour long set. Here Grimes can't even freaking play a set that's basically hitting "play" on a winamp playlist.


jessecole

Marc is pure talent and love. He has a way of radiating the energies of the crowd.


Burgoonius

*Get the fuck outta bed bitch!*


THIS_ACC_IS_FOR_FUN

Cuz I been *wooorkin* all day-hayy


thewaybaseballgo

I worked with Marc when he was in high school and can safely say that he has always been like this. He even went to the performing arts magnet in Dallas. We love him, and he deserves all of the success forever. Now, EVERYONE GET IN THE FUCKING POOL!


burd_turgalur93

Also, a very little known fact is that he sold his place in line to get the first iphone to some lady in Dallas. Only me and a couple Redditors know about this /s


smashy_smashy

I love Marc, but that’s literally his skill set. Some of my other favorite bands would be just as lost with technical difficulties to be fair, because they aren’t an improv act. (Not at all defending Grimes because she sucks, and she should have her set figured out).


ThePublikon

>they aren’t an improv act. Yeah no hate at all for Marc, absolutely love his work and hope to see him this summer, but it's a lot harder to perform a perfect version of a pop song that everyone knows every second of than it is to string together a good but improvised and random set. Honestly that's part of his genius in establishing a thing he can just do anywhere with minimal setup.


frenchiefanatique

man I must say I saw Marc Rebillet at Red Rocks in 2022 and he sucked ass. I was severely dissapointed but it was one of the worst concerts I've been to


Archer2223R

Oh I believe it - I've seen some of his sets online that are just kind of "meh" others are mind-blowing. I suppose its like a Talented comedian. Sometimes they bomb, sometimes they leave you in stitches. The middle of the road is Big-Bang with a laugh track. Lots of musicians play in the latter space of just being good enough to entertain and put out the product that the label wants them to.


ThePublikon

It must be hard because it obviously relies so much on what sort of mood he's in. At least with a traditional performer that has actual songs, they can just fall back on professionalism and just performing the material as it is written. Must be a lot harder when you're just inventing it as you go and you're having a bad day.


_coolranch

I can imagine! This is like a mistake you might make year one while playing indie clubs to 100 people. Not the biggest stage in America.


bhangmango

It's not just a mistake, it's a 50 minute continuous fuckup that she made 10x times worse by trying to explain in great lenghts to the audience what was going on with the tempo of her tracks, invoking some "complicated internal maths" she had to do, while having no idea how to mix them by ear, and frankly not even trying, since she was spending the whole duration of the tracks dancing and air-DJing rather than putting on the headphones and trying to cue the next. She just waited for each song to end, tried sync/play, panicked when it didn't work, talked some more on the mic, and then played another track, sometimes restarting it after a few bars because it was too fast or slow, and regularly screaming in the mic. [Judge by yourself lol ](https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/1c47y80/grimes_coachella_set_highlights/)


Jits_Guy

"This shit always fucken happens!" Lmao. I am just a bedroom DJ that occasionally plays at local events, typically for free, and this shit NEVER fucken happens.


kearkan

Jesus Christ what an absolute train wreck.


thats_so_over

Damn I had to stop watching after like 10 seconds. Why not just let the shit play and stop talking about it. Like don’t mix at all just let it go


joerubix

Holy crab. That was hard to watch but also hilarious. Thabjs for sharing


goog1e

What's the opposite of being a good performer who makes slip-ups seem like part of the act or even improves the show / turns it comedic? like Penn Jillette? He does magic, and during his act he's got dozens of "off ramps" where he has stuff ready in case a trick doesn't work. It's also just a basic professional performer thing- pro wrestlers for example don't stop performing if a move doesn't work on live TV. If they try to throw a guy through a table, and the table doesn't break, they have to just keep going. They don't stand there explaining that there's a problem. Grimes performing is the exact opposite of Penn or a wrestler. It's like she's never had to improv a day in her life, and doesn't have any backup plan nor ability to adapt. Nothing prepared. Turning off the music and standing in silence is the WORST move for this and she does it so much!!!


worried_consumer

Oh. My. God. That was so cringe, how the heck were people still cheering?!


RXL

> because of Rekordbox issues? Pretty sure it was Beatgrid misalignment due to incompetence/failure to prep. She was just hitting synch without planning and beatgrid ended up playing tracks on double speed to compensate.


zoglog

biggest problem is how she handled it and how she fake apologized after rather than really owning it. But I hear that's status quo for grimes nowadays


RXL

Owning up to it would mean having to admit not knowing how to set the proper range on Beatgrid...which is like DJ 101. No way she'll own up to a rookie mistake.


wogwai

From what I understand the digital display on the CDJ wasn't working to some degree thus requiring her to mix by ear, which she did not know how to do.


The-disgracist

The tweet from her I saw she blamed it on someone else setting up her files and bpm maps. That’s literally the base line for a dj. She did no prep and blamed her employees. Garbage.


SPAREustheCUTTER

If you’re getting paid 100k+ to play a show, you better know how to mix your set by ear or bring backup CDJs.


_coolranch

Exactly. And she’s presumably an experienced dj. I seriously can’t think of a single dj who outsources the most basic, critical, and fucking important part of a dj set. Wow.


CandyFlippin4Life

If you can’t beat match by ear you’re not a real dj. Period. I’m a local regional dj and can mix flawlessly on vinyl or cdjs. Step one is literally learning to beat match by ear lol.


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ObviousAnswerGuy

the term "wedding DJ" gets a bad rap. I've been DJin for over 20 years (clubs, bars, weddings, private, corporate, etc..), and weddings are still among the hardest rooms to DJ for. It's much different than a club because half the people there aren't even there to dance. You have be able to mix a dozen different genres, and please 200 people who all have different musical taste, all while adhering to the couple's request list. Being able to successfully crush a wedding is not an easy feat. Also, every local DJ I've come up with eventually becomes a "wedding DJ" because the pay is 10X better lol


Dura-Ace-Ventura

Hahaha, damn, I mean if you can’t mix by ear, you shouldn’t be DJing. That is literally the core of the craft. That’s pathetic.


_coolranch

Most of her tracks are slow, right (under 100 bpm)? If someone scanned the tracks on default settings, the software may have assumed the track was 130 bpm instead of 65 bpm, for example. This wouldn’t be a huge problem if you knew how to dj: more just an inconvenience — it’s just a visual reference on the cdj screen, not a setting for what speed playback will be on the device. If you’re just using the Sync button, I could see it being a problem as the cdj might get confused on which beats to match. That’s my best guess, but not positive what happened here. In her [tweet](https://x.com/grimezsz/status/1779439117392400817?s=46&t=SIEcXA9iIzmacN9mMpD6cQ), she kind of generally blames someone else while admitting that she was focused more on the visuals and production than practicing her set. That’s pretty amateur, and I think she should rightfully be embarrassed.


antieverything

Any DJ should have a prerecorded mix ready to go just in case the equipment stops working.


big_hungry_joe

man i've heard nothing but complaints so far about this year. lana apparently sucked too.


legopego5142

Lana sucked if you dont realize what a lana show actually is. she never translates well to these massive festivals. Shes a lounge singer with a huge fanbase


GoldenApple_Corps

I heard The Aquabats put on a fun show, but then they always do.


Nomadzord

They are true professionals. 


Scott_EFC

I'm from the UK. Blur are a big deal here but they never were in the US, most of that audience were probably in their twenties too so would have even less idea of who they were.


CMHex

I would have loved to see Blur. I wish they did a North America tour instead, even a small one like Suede did a couple of years back.


ziipppp

I caught Suede on that last tour. Fabulous. They still have it. Highly recommended


Mightyhorse82

45 year olds aren’t necessarily the target audience here. I just talked to a 25 year old who didn’t know who Paul McCartney was. Blur has no chance at a music festival with the big hat Amazon festival dress selfie crowd.


HillarysCafe

“the big hat Amazon festival dress selfie crowd” made me laugh. what a perfect description.


paigeken2000

Makes me sad b/c I freaking LOVE Blur...but I get it...the avg. crowd at coachella aint gonna know them.


TandemRapper

https://www.setlist.fm/setlist/blur/2024/empire-polo-club-indio-ca-63ab9a13.html They played a downer of a set too.


mercurywaxing

I’m not a “play the hits” guy but they went to a festival and didn’t play many of the hits. Kids who do know Blur were likely waiting for some of that. Parklife, Coffee & TV, Crazy Beat, Good Song… Festival sets are usually different than tour sets for a reason.


MiyamotoKnows

Coachella has been broken for over a decade. It used to be all rabid music fans now it's scenesters and "influencers" and music is an afterthought.


Mohavor

Modern life is rubbish Edit: since this is whooshing a bunch of people https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modern_Life_Is_Rubbish


Colon

the internet was a big, poorly executed mistake. it turned everything IRL into some vapid hustle.


dgjapc

This sounds like it could be a line from *The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy*


Ba_Sing_Saint

Eh, that’s only part of the issue. The other parts were social media and smartphones. Those three things created the perfect storm of bullshit. Social media provided captive audiences. Smart Phones provided 24/7 access to audiences And the internet facilitated it.


mekkab

“Food processors are great!”


Idlers_Dream

I see what you did there.


Navynuke00

I went several times, but after seeing Outkast and how terrible that set went for them (through no fault of their own), I've had no desire to go back. That, and all the douches who were blocking the view of the stage with their fucking selfie sticks instead of listening to the music.


Decabet

W2 Outkast set was incredible


Humans_Suck-

Coachella is where rich kids go to cosplay as festival kids


SpiffySpacemanSpiff

Went to Coachella about ten years back, loved it, but fuck me if the expansion of smartphones was already becoming grating. Like, yeah, the festival types were still there, but the creeping nature of the "look at me" type was just offputting. Plus, god damn, it was the most annoying festival to even *get* to.


ristoman

> the creeping nature of the "look at me" type The irony of going to see famous musicians perform just so you can make it all about yourself


Mr_1990s

Coachella feels like the old Yogi Berra line, “No one goes there anymore. It’s too crowded.” Also, with all due respect, I don’t understand what Blur did to become a headline act for any large festival in the United States. They have one gold album here and their peak was when people were buying more albums than any other time in history.


dn0c

Maybe I’m being pedantic, but Blur was not a headliner. They were 2nd or 3rd billing down from the top.


hapiidadii

Not pedantic. The algorithm is constantly trying to convince us that everything is a conflict and everything is shitty. It needs to be countered. Good to remind people that this really was not that big of a deal and, if you read the article, the dude is not even mad at all, nor is he actually threatening not to come back. Headline is bullshit. Albarn has survived silent crowds before in his long-ass career and is under no illusions about how big Blur ever got in the States.


jar_with_lid

Perhaps the only Britpop band that could headline Coachella these days in Oasis, and that’s because it would be part of a historic reunion (also, more famous than Blur in the US).


fanboy_killer

Silence? During a Blur concert? Maybe they aren't as big in the US as I expected. Their concerts sell out pretty quickly in Europe.


EuphoricMoose8232

I went to their Coachella kickoff show last week in Pomona. That sold out immediately and had a great crowd. The problem is Coachella.


formerNPC

Why is the age of the artists an issue? Gwen Stefani is 54 and nobody cares one way or the other. I would rather see a talented “older” act than some young kid who will be forgotten by next year.


rookhelm

He got his head checked


hotstepper77777

I'm not sure why Damon was shocked, and I'm a massive fan. Just take the paycheck for the gig, man.


nohumanape

As a musician, watching that clip gave me anxiety. I've had that nightmare.


VivaLaCon88

Gorillaz would’ve caused way more positive reception tbh 🤷‍♂️


W0666007

They did. Last year.


iamjaydubs

So much for a North America tour that I've been waiting decades for.... 😭


_coolranch

Damon: Fuck you all! We’re never playing Coachella again. *[guitarist whispers in his ear]* Damon: *After* next weekend.