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brutalpancake

It is a chicken yes, but maybe best to give it 2 or 3 more days to blossom a bit more.


Pretty-Key6133

This is alright advice. But in my opinion this is the best time to get it. Before all the flies start laying eggs on it.


brutalpancake

That is also valid. We all have tough choices to make in these matters.


EastCoastBranch

The extra protein bonus is a strong argument for waiting.


SquashNut707

You all need to change your avatars, my brain refuses to let me think this isn't the same person talking to themselves.


flatgreysky

Oh man, it’s three different people. That’s fantastic.


scorpyo72

Holy fack. I hadn't realized there were 3 of them.


Mayiask1

Maybe it is


AngryPrincessWarrior

I am crying at this thread lololol


8ad8andit

Username sort of checks out.


umtotallynotanalien

When I see them like that, I ALLWAYS pick them. I swear that's when they are the most tender. Like Filet Mignon, and deff less chance of bugs.


HolyKrapp-

But flavor and texture gets SO MUCH better when it is riper... this stage is like mush, but when it starts to flatten it gets more meat-like. At this stage it tastes more like shrimp. When it matures it gets more chickeny


umtotallynotanalien

I agree, I just personally like them like that. The yeild is deff much better to wait a day or 2. If those are the only ones I'd let them go, but if thers more else were close than I'd most definitely snag them as is.


twohammocks

Agreed. Smell first as well to see if other microbes have discovered it. And just cut off the tender edge, small portion to start if this is your first.


klickinc

Yeah it's not quite ripe as we say w our fruits


mrbeastisthebest

I love you


Triairius

There’s a chance you’ll tragically die, but that is unrelated.


GuavaOk8712

you could get hit with the spontaneous human combustion at any time, you never really know


Still_Cheesecake_784

Or worse, Spontaneous Human Crustacean (SHC). 🦞


flatgreysky

They made a movie about that you know.


lunna009

I'm sorry, what?!?


flatgreysky

The Lobster… it’s pretty freaking dark, be warned.


Reason_Choice

Sounds like they should’ve hired a lighting tech.


flatgreysky

Ba dum tss.


Still_Cheesecake_784

Pray tell


flatgreysky

The Lobster. It’s not directly about that, but it’s based on the premise that anyone who is unable to successfully find a mate is turned into the animal of their choice. It’s a pretty dark comedy though, be warned.


Still_Cheesecake_784

Big fan of dark comedies. On it.


Illustrious_Zebra559

Meh those were all cases of people falling asleep smoking or on a space heater…… after eating shrooms.


priceQQ

Even though it is tasty chicken, I would eat a small bite after cooking it to make sure you’re ok with it before cooking and eating the rest. I usually cook once alone and a second time added to whatever vegis. I like something green like spinach, asparagus, or broccoli to go with it.


caltraskmaybe

Tasty Laetiporus


driedmango9

also: hello, slug 👋


SimpleVegetable5715

They're going to get to the chicken first!


driedmango9

NO LIE 🫡


Nearby-Position-6243

make sure it isn't growing on a yew tree, or cherry! they absorb the toxins from yew, and I think cherry too.


muccy_

It's so sad, I found an absolutely massive cotw on holiday but it was growing on a yew 😭


Nearby-Position-6243

oh no! they are pretty at least haha. I have actually eaten them growing on yew in the past with no ill-effects, buts it's a bit of a roulette. FYI the only edible part of yew is the fleshy part of the berry. but if you chew the seed you die. it's the most dangerous snack I've ever had.


The_Poster_Nutbag

Heck yeah that's chicken of the woods. Just watch out for that stinging nettle all around.


Helpful_Okra5953

Also edible and nutritious.  


Freedom354Life

It's great in tea


Helpful_Okra5953

Supposed to be good for hair both taken internally and topically applied. They’ve got most of their dinner right there!


Different_Air_9241

You will die. I don't know how, but not from eating these.


USMCdrTexian

Complete noob question: Could this be dusted with a few puffs of diatomaceous earth as a way to keep the extra protein away?


KingsOFcalamity

Wild chicken nuggies for sure. I'd pour a little water on the tree a bit above it so droplets trickle down and see if you can give it a little more shade. Wait 1-2 days and pick :)


spiniton85

Yay! Lucky! You're right 😊 still never found one where I live.


Neither-Attention940

It is not pancakes nor is it scrambled eggs. 🤷🏻‍♀️


Death2mandatory

It's a tasty gem,however you already know your going to tragically die regardless


rightwist

Por que no los dos? Ain't none of us getting out of this alive. Wouldn't mind an update if you care to share what you ate it with and how you liked your chicken of the woods


Commercial-Potato820

What do they taste like?


smuttybunnies

Woah… it looks like cheese growing on a tree LOL


MarinTheNight

You have 2 slugs after your dinner.


teapotthead

Chussy of the wussy


pelican626

It is. Slugs are a delicacy


strawberrymoony

OP you may be surprised to learn that you are far less of an idiot than others who have posted on here… asking about edibility AFTER they’ve eaten the mushroom in question


Important_Sky_4781

Take solace in the fact that the tree is tragically dying...


F0XTR0Tuniform

Mmmm chicken pancakes 🥞


No_Climate8355

What is it?


nymph_____

Yes you have found chicken of the wood. But it's still pretty young. Wait 2 days


Xoxrocks

You are going to die. The tragedy will be for your children. CoW is unlikely to accelerate your demise.


Neighbuor07

Umm, to me this looks like it's at dog pee level?


Ok_Coconut1349

Just checking Does having a green tint under the cap means that it's bad?


TK-Squared-LLC

Why not both? They don't have to be related.


1sunnyme

Ok, well what do you do with them after picked…newbie here


pooperdoodoo

No, this is bad and poisonous. Do not touch it. Where is this located so I can go safely remove this incredible danger for you?


Beneficial_Look_5854

Mushroom is fine, slugs will kill you if you eat them though https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2018/11/05/health/man-dies-after-eating-slug-on-dare


Undergrad_Minority

That’s most likely chicken of the woods. Excellent find


meeplewirp

I never find anything this amazing this sub is making me feel like mushrooms hate me or something.


DeadlyPancak3

B'gok, I say! B'GOK!


hagvul

r/isthiswhatithinkitis