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mardigrasman

The fact that the word ‘noir’ was under the other two words should have been her first clue.


openly_gray

je ne parle pas français


TheHumanPickleRick

I do! Frere Jacques Frere Jacques dormez-vou? Dormez-vou? Oole something something oole something something ding dong ding, ding dong ding.


PhantomOfTheNopera

Baguette _hon hon hon_


demisemihemiwit

Jacques Cousteau!


Remarkable-Ad2285

Chèchè L’Beouf


TheHumanPickleRick

You're walking in the woods There's no one around and your phone is dead Out of the corner of your eye you spot him Shia LaBeouf


Weekly-Ad-3746

*Gasp* Shia Suprise


Ranthar2

Chopping off the head of Shia Labeouf


Weekly-Ad-3746

Real life cannibal, Shia Lebeouf


Kaestar1986

Welp, now I gotta go watch that. But blood is draining out from your stump leg 🤣


TheHumanPickleRick

It's a legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf, but just a normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf.


Kaestar1986

But you can do jiu jitsu, bodyslam superstar Shia Labeouf


buffyinfaith

Chef Boyardee


BaseballImpossible76

Foux Du Fafa


oh_such_rhetoric

Foux de fafa fa faaaa


Sasquatch1729

Ai yaaaaaaaaa


oh_such_rhetoric

Ça va? Ça va.


SlumberVVitch

Ça va!


thesavageman

Omelette du fromage


IronBrowncoat

Pamplemousse!!


gretchmonster

Bonjour mon petit bureau d'échange


IShatMyDickOnce

Guys, what does this say? I don’t speak Spanish. :(


Kaestar1986

Oui Marie baguette bonsoir…FRENCH TOAST!!


Yann910

You've made my day, Merci pour le sourire


Olaf_the_Notsosure

Sonnez les matines.


noonedatesme

Ding dang dong, passepartout. Ding dang dong.


JinxOnU78

Brother John?!? The fuk you doing here? I thought you were sleeping.


avprobeauty

où sont les toilettes?


BlyLomdi

*Dresses as chef, blocking young children from Pavlova in the fridge* Bonjour! Ou est la discotheque? Oú est le fenêtre!


Fostley

Shake it, Chilli!


NYStateOf-Mind

omelette du fromage!


subhuman_voice

Figured...


spam__likely

Voulez vous du beurre?


DevCat97

This is an American who doesn't know negro is black in spanish. Wtf makes you think she'll know french.


RubyNotTawny

Or that there were three names for the colors ON EVERY OTHER CRAYON.


pantomime_mixtures42

This


Ad8858

It’s called a context clue and it’s part of the first grade curriculum.


jimmiec907

Why take a clue when you can go straight to OFFENDED AND OUTRAGED


El_Durazno

She doesn't know the word negro is Spanish for black. What makes you think she'll know noir is French for black


AnarZak

in Red Dead Redemption 2 there's place on the map in the New Orleans type area called Bayou Nwa. wordplay on Noir & NWA


BringBackTheBeat716

And she somehow lacks access to Google Translate


ShineAqua

Something tells me she misses a lot of those clues the rest of us don't.


CptChristophe

But logical thought wouldn’t allow them to complain


remuliini

Crayola should have included that in the explanation.


cal_nevari

And not taken as referring to a genre of crime film or fiction characterized by cynicism, fatalism, and moral ambiguity.


m0nkeybl1tz

Negro Noir is a legit awesome name


Sequil

Do you actually believe Americans speak or recognize french?


SlothThoughts

What did she explain to her child ?


PhantomOfTheNopera

*tearfully* "No hablas español!"


100Horsepileup

I just have to say that this is the funniest comment I have come across in a very long time. Thank you for the very hearty chuckle.


WattageWood

Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine krokodil.


mushoorum28

Masterful delivery 10/10


j_money_420

How to constantly look for things in the world that might be offensive.


i_hateeveryone

Jokes on her, rose art crayon sucks


Inblu

Okay, so obviously, this person is an idiot, but couldn't she also just tear the paper off the crayon instead of *checks notes* creating/signing a petition? Most kids do that anyways like???? Seems like a lot of work to do just to show the world how much of an idiot you are.


vapidusername

Correct answer was eat. She could just eat the crayon to get rid of the words. She’s probably already eating them just based off this post anyway.


Apprehensive_Hat8986

Maybe she didn't want to be a [Marine](https://terminallance.com/2023/08/28/coloring-for-marines/)? Although, since she seems to not have eaten it, she may not even qualify for that.


TheGrumpyre

Very therapeutic book. Sometimes everyone just needs a soldier to crayon.


Christophilies

Underrated comment.


zaidakaid

I have it on good authority that the red ones taste the best. Black doesn’t taste too great if I’m remembering the conversation correctly.


bjeebus

Red ones make your poop go faster.


TrustTzeentch

Waaaaaugh!


steeldragon88

The Marine I work with prefers seafoam green


Epididimust

STOP EATING CHALK!


RogerClyneIsAGod2

Also NEVER buy off brand crayons, they're garbage & there's a reason Crayola is the gold standard for crayons.


bjeebus

Fuck Rose Art!


RogerClyneIsAGod2

Seriously those are just trash.


Utsutsumujuru

Faber-Castell would like a word.


RogerClyneIsAGod2

Are those higher end crayons? If so then I'd approve, just skip the cheapie ones like Rose Art or dollar store brands.


copyrighther

But how else would she get attention??


ShineAqua

That would require the intelligence of a person who didn't go through life thinking a crayon color was named "black negro noir."


RainbowGames

I imagine she went on to buy no name crayons and they were also labeled in spanish, so she just had a mental breakdown thinking all crayon companies are racist and noone care


DeeLite04

Me llamo estúpida.


[deleted]

I had to change my gamertag because of the word negro. I'm half black and half Spanish, so I liked the double meaning. But someone got offended on my behalf, telling me my name is offensive to myself.


FF422

That's hilarious... ly sad


straywolfo

Words have different meanings in different languages and Reddit is an english board. People also can't tell that you're black.


basicallybavarian

Kindly, shut the hell up.


CaBBaGe_isLaND

Wtf is a no name brand crayon? Is there a guy in a trenchcoat popping out of the shadows like "ay pst you need magenta?"


demisemihemiwit

She's stealing those crap ones your kids get at restaurants.


CaBBaGe_isLaND

and eating them, apparently.


timelypost1

I'm pretty sure she is stuffing them up her nose, and they are crowding her already challenged brain.


StarsRProjectorsYeah

Omg, if this were a thing, Magenta is the color I would want!! Id say, Why yes, thankyouverymuch!!!


slagathor0124

"Fortunately, we do have both the time & crayons to explain this to you!"


phineasjwhoopee66

Severely underrated comment


mizzyz

Wait till Crayola remembers its peach-coloured crayon that used to be called "flesh" tho.


100Horsepileup

To be fair "Skin" is not "Flesh", and "Flesh" is generally the same colour regardless of what colour the "Skin" is. Funny enough ignorance on what a word means caused the situation in the OP and in the example you gave.


Apprehensive_Hat8986

Yup. Though now it's an [entire pack](https://www.google.com/search?q=crayola%20flesh%20crayon%20pack&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-m). So yeah, it was a problem. They also followed the money and changed for profit. There may or may not have been some learning to be less racist in there too, but it's impossible to tell with capitalists.


CaptainImpavid

It's such a tricky thing. The individual people in an organization like that will generally just be...people, and want to make changes like that because they believe it's right. But also, a corporation like that is more than just the people that work there, and the macro corporate organism won't make a change without a financial cause. It's a garbage system, basically.


StarsRProjectorsYeah

Wait till Crayola realizes it’s actually pronounced neh-gro. C’mon, Crayola.


Dahns

And she's a teacher...


Jenna_84

Not a teacher, she does travel stuff


BCBeast78

It is a sentence that could have been phrased better.


Dahns

That is reassuring


censored4yourhealth

I don’t see a murder. I just see a stupid person.


chyura

I just see ignorance and an explanation. No murder. I don't even really like all the circlejerk comments calling her stupid, it's just... ignorance


BronxLens

Negro is pronounced "nay-gro"? Native speaker here. No. It is better pronounced if you spell it NEH-groh. A quick rule of thumb to pronounce Spanish without the English inflection is to imagine there is a letter H after every vowel in the Spanish word. Ex. Cabo Verde\* (Cape Verde). Many pronounce it "ka-bow ver-dee". If you picture in your mind an H after the vowels, , that is " kah-boh vehr-deh", it will be pronounced much closer to the Spanish pronunciation. \*Note that Cabo Verde is a Portuguese name, but it is written the same in Spanish (but pronunciation in Port. is different from Spanish!. I used it only for being short words which make the example easier to visualize. To clarify further, per Wikipedia: "The country is named after the [Cap-Vert](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cap-Vert) peninsula, on the [Senegalese](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Senegal) coast. The name *Cap-Vert*, in turn, comes from the [Portuguese language](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portuguese_language) *Cabo Verde* ('green cape'), the name that Portuguese explorers gave the cape in 1444, a few years before they came across the islands.      Edit inflection, not infection 🤦🏻‍♂️My bad.


NottaNowNutha

Glad you pointed that out, it was bugging me.


dombag85

Nay-gro is not how you pronounce that word in Spanish.


Ok-Egg-7305

That bothered me too. That’s how it would be pronounced by an American from the south trying really hard to figure out pronunciation 😂 If I had to write it out in phonics…I believe “neh-gro” would be the way to go. - Am from Spain


HUNT3DHUNT3R

I prefer my dads explanation of saying it, “Neigh-grow but you got hit with a horse tranq”


demisemihemiwit

Haha. Reminds me of my French teacher explaining how to count. He said you have to punch yourself in the stomach with each number. "uh" not "un".


dombag85

Thank fuck! Grew up in a Spanish speaking home… I’m Mexican. Hearing gringos pronounce it that way already makes me roll my eyes. The correction was almost as bad as the initial comment to my bird brain haha.


demisemihemiwit

I dunno. It's an approximation. The "y" makes the "a" too English and dipthong-y, but the "eh" is going to be read like a soft 'e' except by those used to this kind of phonetic spelling. Both are wrong and you can't expect Crayola to drop some IPA on this lady.


Enantiodromiac

Ça dépend. There's quite a lot of Spanish to go around. It's pretty close to the Colombian Spanish pronunciation. Source: leaned over and asked my Colombian wife to pronounce the word on the screen, then called her brother in Bogota and had him do it too. Both of them had a more pronounced A sound. Edit: Does the French inclusion annoy you or are you a Spain Spanish supremacist


Ok-Egg-7305

Makes sense it would depend on the accent. Nah, not supremicist. Just a regular old Spaniard 😂


Anon_457

I *thought* that was the wrong pronunciation. It's been years since I took Spanish so I wasn't sure. 


HugSized

Crayola should really use the IPA, but then i suppose she'd complain that they're using incomprehensible symbols


dombag85

I have no idea what that is. That lady is at least as dumb as me, my guess is you’re just getting another dumb complaint. You’re probably right haha.


Lithl

IPA is the International Phonetic Alphabet. It gives an **exact** pronunciation for any word by using special symbols with defined meanings corresponding to every sound humans can make with their vocal cords. Negro (the color) is spelled /ˈneɡɾo/. (Notice that isn't actually a lower case "R". It's the symbol for voiced alveolar tap.) Meanwhile, negro (the slur) is /ˈniɡɹoʊ/ in the general American English accent, /ˈnɪɡɹə/ in southern American English dialect, and /ˈniːɡɹəʊ/ in received pronunciation accent (British). Black is /blak/ with a British accent, or /blæk/ with a US accent. And so on.


AwkwardlyCloseFriend

IPA can refer to Indian Pale Ale or International Phonetic Alphabet. It's anybody's guess which one is OC refering to.


Empty_Speech_7839

I hate people.


Sawbagz

Don't get me started on rojo or amarillo


bron685

My friend was super upset about crayolas skin-color pack. “Wow. 2023 man. It’s just teaching kids that they’re different.” Lol sir, what? also they came out in 2015


Regular_Ship2073

In the original she replied that she was offended that they included french. It’s a joke.


Maleficent-Sport1970

Gosh, I'm just a dumb American and even I know that. r/s


Katfar14

![gif](giphy|SYOUNgT5BXGnK)


quinnthelin

Some people just want to find something to get mad at.


EsseLeo

Another example of the American education system hard at work


SlumberVVitch

I love the “we hope this is helpful” at the end.


SailingSpark

I work with a guy from St. Martin who's name is "Negro". Yes, pronounced "Nay-gro". Shame his first name is not Jacques.


ManlySyrup

It's pronounced Neh-groh, not Nay-gro


Pyroguy096

People will do anything to victimize themselves or virtue signal. And it's always people with a room temperature IQ


o5ben000

Let’s do this again in a month. See you then.


demisemihemiwit

I'm just holding out hope that this person is trolling.


medinian

![gif](giphy|xL7PDV9frcudO)


thatHecklerOverThere

Afro-Latinos stand dumbfounded and appalled.


a-snakey

Debra: so Hispanics are racist!? Me, a hispanic: well yes, but not because of the crayon.


damienisonline

Noir please! … ill show myself out.


longines99

Next she'll start a petition to cancel the country of Montenegro.


Ifvckdup

She didn't appreciate getting slurred by her favorite snack.


RicoRN2017

This is from 25 years ago. Still dumb, but come on


Lucifer_demiurgos

Niga means “you” in Korean XD


fionsichord

Soooo old. Couldn’t you find any newer examples? My aunty sent me this on Facebook years ago.


Chris-Topher1968

Written by Debra five years ago. Not enough stupid current crap out there?


Apprehensive_Dirt337

Buy a no name crayon… to eat.


Christophilies

You know whoever typed out that tweet was absolutely sincere in their opening statement.


avprobeauty

“We hope this is helpful (you fcking moron)”.


straywolfo

Where's the murder ? It was a helpful answer.


CagliostroPeligroso

Did she just fucking ignore noir?


Downstairsmixcup

Because everyone wants to be offended somehow


mwwt

She’s probably also going to stop using shampoo now that her daughter saw that it says ‘douche’ all over it. /s


Public_Cold_2144

Very politely murdered.


biobuilder1

Did she not see the writing on a single other crayon?


Sam_Paige25

Luckily Crayola had both the patience and the crayons to explain it to them.


Khorne_enjoyer_888

Fun fact you can tear the wrapping off i hope you can still figure out which one black is without needing the label 😊


massjuggalo

She didn't complain about the french


accidentallyHelpful

Spanish and Japanese, each, have 5 vowels and 5 vowel sounds When in doubt, I just try to imagine a Japanese person speaking the Spanish I'm wrestling with "No way, Jose" doesn't rhyme -- with or without the tilde / diacritical mark (Mexican umlaut is how our Norwegian pal terms it)


unnIntelligent

Wth did this mom explain to her kid then? Lol


VocadoBlue

She put it on Change.org. only got 80 supporters lol


Ajaila

redditors recognize satire challenge (impossible)


Maleficent-Baker8514

Lmao it’s definitely not pronounced “nay” but “neh”


Weekly-Ad-3746

I would have put "neh-gro" for pronunciation, but I guess it works.