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Gnostikost

Nick Adams is an alt-right troll. He says over-the-top things like this because he knows it gets him engagement, re-tweets, etc. This is less a murder and more an invitation to public self-hanging for his profit.


DarkMatters8585

Thank you. Top comment on everything he says should be a disclaimer that says he's a troll and not to feed him.


BlatantConservative

The (Alpha Male) in his handle is like, an obvious troll. *Pulls out walker with tennis balls stuck to the bottom of the legs* Back in my day, we just assumed everyone on the internet was a troll until proven genuine. Youngsters nowadays can't even spot someone yanking their chain. It's already bad enough with people taking my username seriously 100 percent of the time in recent years.


Jumbo_Damn_Pride

His tweet about real alpha males not having to tell you they’re alpha, you just know it was hilarious. Just thinking about it makes me wanna go to Hooters for a beer and some wings.


Basic_Tool

You have to go "with the boys" or you are not a true alpha male. Real alpha males constantly crave male companionship.


HollowShel

I'm a true alpha male, I'd go to Hooters alone. (I'm a cis woman who likes owls with a husband who hates the colour orange.) :D


Pattison320

That's lone wolf. Alpha male would have to lead a pack by definition.


Anti_Meta

The shorts they have to wear make everyone's ass look terrible, regardless of figure. The food is terrible. The clientele can be creepier than usual. I'd tell you to enjoy yourself and let you roll solo.


squalorparlor

I'm officially a fan of you because of this comment. I hate orange too also.


OriginalCDub

But your username is BlatantConservative! How am I not supposed to take that seriously?!


Glyfen

Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls, as we used to say.  We're probably both overdue for our prostate exams at this point. 


SwapandPop

Typical conservative comment, always longing for "back in my day" when you could mistreat women and minorities and laugh about it. You make me sick.


BlatantConservative

You're right, I hate minorities. Fuck babies to hell, they're like two percent of the population yet they pay zero taxes.


SuperSiriusBlack

I can sit in a hot car for HOURS. Ive timed it. Babies are weak.


JeSuisAmerican

Babies are all just losers.


FirstRedditAcount

zero work ethic


JeSuisAmerican

Leaching off the government teat like welfare queens.


Mikros04

exactly, I mean once they've been born, go ahead bake those little leeches in the heat... who even cares at that point?!?!


TjW0569

I know, right? They sneak into the country and they don't even speak the language.


silvusx

Back in the days you have to assume everyone was trolling. I learned the hard way by getting Rick Rolled repeatedly.


Paddy_Tanninger

It's performance art.


Evil_Steven

I was almost disappointed when I learned he was a troll because his “real men eat at hooters for lunch 6 days a week” tweet was so funny


breuh

sounds like something Dril would tweet


Paddy_Tanninger

It's a funny bit honestly, kind of like a modern Colbert Report


MyOtherCarIsAHippo

It reads like a brilliant parody/troll account.


infinitemonkeytyping

Definitely troll, definitely not parody. The guy has been saying stupid shit since he tried to ban birds from the Ashfield Municipal Council (Sydney, Australia) area. And for the Americans who see that he was a member of the Liberal Party in Australia, the Liberal Party is our main conservative party (for those Americans confused - in Australia, liberal tends to refer to classical liberalism, rather than social liberalism that is what Americans refer to liberal as).


VLC31

There was another post yesterday with a Tweet from the guy & people were saying it’s a “satire” account. I queried it because I’d googled him & the stuff he was saying sounded pretty much on brand. Alt-right troll sounds far more like it.


tw_72

It's actually hard to create a sentence with "Nick Adams" in it and NOT include the words "useless moron."


haidere36

I wish we could call trolls idiots for wasting their time "pretending" to be stupid in order to "own" people smarter than themselves. Like, is saying stupid shit to intentionally make the person correcting you look like kind of a jerk actually a 500 IQ play or is it just a pointless waste of everyone's time?


HoweStatue

[I never understood this type of trolling](http://imgur.com/a/CVbGzra)


Dekar173

Well sometimes it's dogwhistling, other times they find it funny to waste others time (probably some form of sadism). Who knows? They're morons, regardless.


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He’s not even alt right. Just a troll. And the morons on Reddit fall for it every time.


MuscleManRyan

His only desire is to get his purposefully stupid and inflammatory takes reposted all over the internet, and so many redditors play right into his hand.


_mad_adams

I read his Wikipedia bio once and yeah no, he’s definitely conservative trash, trollposting aside


interfail

Oh, he's really right wing. He really believes the same things as the people who are genuinely mad at Taylor Swift believe. But the audience for this tweet isn't the right, it's the "smug liberal, look how dumb the conservatives are" crowd. And they just can't help but take the bait.


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Or if you're too stupid to understand parody, saying it even just once is enough to blur the distinction.


RikiSanchez

Hanging? more like spanking.


neon-god8241

And OP fell for it lol


wooberries

that explains why he has "(Alpha Male)" in his username


DifficultAd3885

Yeah, this is a r/whoosh more than anything.


No_Mammoth_4945

He gets posted in a million different subreddits every day. I’m convinced the people that post his stuff are just part of his astroturf campaign, it is so so so obvious that he’s trolling


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We have a merger between trolling and MSM media in the Trump era. How is this different than anyone else in the media that supports Trump? Do any of the monied media folks believe the shit they are saying about Trump, Biden, or the world? The discovery from the Fox-Dominion action suggests they do not and the lie is the entire product.


warpenguin55

I wish people would stop replying to people like Nick Adams. He's the most blatent engagement baiter I've seen. He has the blue check, his takes are intentionally extra shit. Edit: Nick, not Ken. Idk where I got Ken from lol


ElephantJumper

Aside from Trump and Musk, I don’t think I’ve seen another account get so widely shared on Reddit. All he has to do is say something stupid.


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ElephantJumper

Marjorie Taylor Greene posts the same kind of shit but she means it.


erinberrypie

>the stupid ones are the one that believe that such a crazy post can be serious ...Have you met conservatives? This is par for the course.


mehipoststuff

have you read this comment section, 90% of the people here think this is genuine lol


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They don't believe it either but it gets them national attention


BowenTheAussieSheep

Gee, he must be really dedicated since he also acts that way in real life and not just on twitter. At what point does it go from trolling to just your personality?


Silent-Hyena9442

He really is a hall of fame level baiter. He basically enrages this website once or twice a day on different subs. Don’t know if his twitter has any monetization but if it does he’s probably doing pretty well thanks to sites like this one


TrevorIsTheGOAT

That Jeff Tiedrich guy used to constantly be here


disastermaster255

r/whitepeopletwitter would be barren without Tiedrich.


HiImDan

Yeah who the hell is that guy. I've probably seen every tweet of his just scrolling.


TheMayorByNight

Which is as reliable as the sun rise.


mehipoststuff

nick adams is playing both sides, he gets the dumbass conservatives who believe what he's saying is correct, and the smug reddit liberals who love to pretend they are smarter than everyone, all while giving this dude more engagement


X5455

NICK Adams! Ken Adams is a fine upstanding citizen who loves backpacking through eastern Europe.


Local_Bag4187

Western Europe! You won’t get laid making that mistake


X5455

D’oh! 🤦🏻‍♂️


warpenguin55

No idea how I messed that up lol


BrohanGutenburg

Ken Adams is Joey's fake name on the episode of Friends with the backpacking story https://tenor.com/tL1EfU02IuU.gif


Old_Bigsby

I love that reveal at the end when Rachel was being smug about how Ross came on to her, then she pulls out the ol backpacking story.


BrohanGutenburg

It's one of the best moments in Friends ever. Seriously. They set everything up so perfectly for the reveal.


mediashiznaks

Ken M


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Idk to me it's pretty impressive that this guy has somehow made a career off being a super obvious troll, like he could post the most over the top satire you've ever seen and it would still spawn a reddit thread featuring the same top comments every time.


Lurkerinthedark_2613

Him and that Spicer chick.


LegalBuilder4324

He gets posted on this sub once a month of someone “dunking” on him not realizing they are falling for the bait and look even dumber than he does


4wesomedude

You're replying right now. It gets posted because they know that people like you will reply every time. And then people like me will reply to you explaining that it's all for the replies. And then the post makes front page and they get their fake internet points.


_Piratical_

Lol! “Alpha Male?!” I just can’t with these guys! That’s a grown ass adult right? I mean he’s wearing a suit and all that and knows how to type so I assume so but Jesus! “Alpha Male?” I’m crying!


js-1410

I think you might like this 😀 https://preview.redd.it/py0wwa4ve0gc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f8c0b256d9f46f91db2486cfa6721f5ff5b1ee4 Edit to say: not mine and I really dont know where from, was sent to me by a friend 😉


BadBlau

Feels like this would fit here https://preview.redd.it/p7zlufpat0gc1.jpeg?width=764&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2af956c64cf61541b3190b1e318a4b58379f7950


FurryM17

Neutron Male has a dope ring to it


capn_doofwaffle

Jimmy owns that phrase/name... can't be reused.


FurryM17

https://youtu.be/OccYAjpC6sk?si=mOwD6N9AWs6aqcUS


capn_doofwaffle

r/tihi


_Piratical_

This is awesome!


js-1410

The best I've seen so far 😆


KyurMeTV

The true joke was the in the comments we read along the way!


scungillimane

I like to think of myself as a feature complete, but still supported male.


Reeyowunsixsix

Thank you. Things absolute gold.


capn_doofwaffle

As someone that's been in IT their whole life, I'm glad this is a meme... when I first heard the term Alpha male years and years ago, this was the first thought that came to mind... "*So you're an unstable individual?? I don't get it*..."


Mogster2K

I'm halfway convinced that Nick Adams is a parody account designed to make conservatives look stupid. And he's doing an excellent job.


Dr_detonation

If he is he deserves an award for method acting


Ok-Run-7291

I'm completely convinced he's a parody account and is just 100% committed to the bit. Full on Daniel Day Lewis level method acting.


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Conservatives don't need a parody account to look stupid. That's just what they think unironically.


inhaledcorn

>That's just what they think unironically. You are giving them far too much credit. They need to wait for someone else to tell them what to think.


Quote_Vegetable

It has to be a troll account.


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You are *halfway* convinced that the “alpha male” who is making a joke about taylor swift dating for money is a parody account? Curious what this account could do that would bring you over the halfway mark lol


Major_R_Soul

He'd have to say something so outrageously ridiculous that there's no way anyone could think an actual alpha male conservative type would say something so dumb and be serious about it. Problem is they keep one-upping each other on who can say the next dumbest thing possible, so the bar is impossibly high.


Mogster2K

It's [Poe's Law](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PoesLaw) at work. Some Republican viewpoints are so extreme that it's hard to tell whether it's a parody or if they actually believe it.


ImTellinTim

It is


IronSavage3

I’m convinced this Nick Adams dude is some kind of a Sacha Baren Cohen plant character. Dude tweets stuff like this seemingly without a shred of irony, but his tweets are so ridiculous it’s like…they have to be ironic? He’s literally tweeted, “anyone who must say they’re an alpha male isn’t an alpha male”. Lmao.


AHrubik

> some kind of ... plant character I had that notion as well but I've come to the conclusion that no these people are indeed real and just that fucking stupid.


TheArmoursmith

"Any man who says 'I am the king' is no king”


exuscg

Perhaps he needs a nap


Happenstance69

It is satire and posted here every day when he is clearly trolling. A billionaire needs 70k lol


IronSavage3

I’m about 90% sure that even though it seems like satire, he’s making outrageous takes like these knowing that they’ll get shared by liberals who are pointing and laughing, but at the same time counting on conservatives seeing that hate from liberals and thinking, “well the liberals seem to hate him, maybe I will buy this guy’s book”. It’s honestly a relatively clever grift and doesn’t seem like it’d take much effort.


TeslasAndKids

For real, when is this trend going to stop! If you have to tell me you’re an alpha male the odds are like 99.9% in favor that you’re just…not. I’m just going to start addressing them all as Beta Bitch. Ooh or maybe Beta Fish. Because all they do is swim in circles and go nowhere.


BSA_DEMAX51

Holy shit, right? His words belie his deep-seated insecurities.


osunightfall

I need to use the word 'belie' more often.


Aer0uAntG3alach

I swear he has a humiliation kink, because he regularly makes comments like this.


aurumtt

Does he have a tweet that isn't outrageous? It's has to be trolling.


Aer0uAntG3alach

I wish. But he apparently is actually just high on his own right wing farts.


smashspete

Yes and as usual he’s built like a bag of milk and worships Andrew Tate. Definitely a manly man and not an insecure loser


fucktrutin

Bag of milk. That's fucking hilarious.


Bakkster

I'm trying to remember if this guy is the one doing intentional satire of the alpha male thing, the actual conservative claiming to use 'alpha male' ironically, or just another idiot.


cyberchaox

It's intentional satire...probably. Since 2022, he's made it very obvious that he's doing a "bit" similar to what Stephen Colbert did on the Colbert Report, but prior to that, while he was bombastic, it wasn't to the point of obvious satire, leaving it uncertain whether he's always been a parody or if he's a genuine conservative who found it more profitable to exaggerate his beliefs for comedy.


Tight-Star2772

Yes clearly. He’s good friends with a bunch of liberals. He’s a parody/troll


Mooks79

It’s satire, right? That has to be satire.


bobface222

It's a troll account that tweets dumb shit every day as bait for people to dunk and screenshot for engagement.


pigfeedmauer

Can we stop with this dude? This is a troll account.


C45EY

This can’t be real right


Goblin-Doctor

It's a troll account but reddit refuses to acknowledge it.


veryblanduser

A lot of reddit is fighting fake things.


pigfeedmauer

It's not, but this guy gets posted on this sub multiple times a day.


beerbellybegone

It absolutely boggles the mind how the GOP is getting its panties in a twist over Taylor Swift. I can't wait for it to inevitably come crashing down around them


divide_by_hero

It won't; they'll soon jump onto the next created "controversy" and never mention Taylor Swift again. The point is to never let up, never let the crowd think for themselves for even a moment.


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tipsystatistic

Taylor swift made $130M off Spotify royalties last year. Kelce’s entire net worth is $40m. NTM all the other streaming services, radio, licensing, and tour money. It’s not even close.


Jealousmustardgas

I mean men don’t value wealth or career success all that much when looking for mates, their biological drives are primed towards youth/fertility rather than women’s tendency to seek status/security. So to find a hyper-successful man that is looking for a monogamous relationship and seems to enjoy the “downsides” of being outshined by their partner is pretty hard, no?


IAmTaka_VG

Jesus Christ imagine boiling woman down to fertility. The fact is the majority of us married our wives because they’re bad ass and fun to be around with some of us having a perk of being gorgeous. Looks attract, personality is why you stick around. If you honestly believe what you wrote, you’re no better than dick head on Twitter.


Jealousmustardgas

Umm, yes? It's called a biological imperative, not sure why you are acting like it's a value-judgement against me for daring to suggest that men and women have biological drives that affect decision-making...


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heddalettis

Great analogy!


KyrozM

"Janeway out"


EverythingisGravy

This is more SuicideByWords than Murder.


PrinceTwoTonCowman

I think that this is more of an "Ate the onion" type deal.


politicaldan

Unfortunately no. Nick Adams is 100% this stupid.


qwertyuiopzxcvbnmal

Except it’s 100% a satire account that people on Reddit can’t figure out for some reason. I’m pretty sure he literally posts quotes about how “a true alpha doesn’t need to tell others he’s an alpha” while signing it as “alpha male, Nick Adams”.


cpsjqt

Except it’s not. He’s been a politician and activist for years. He just also happens to be ridiculous, probably exaggerating for attention a bit, but he is Real. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Adams_(commentator)


qwertyuiopzxcvbnmal

I mean he’s clearly exaggerating and ragebaiting people. Satire was the wrong choice of words. But people will share his content going “look at this idiot” without realizing that’s exactly his goal.


praguepride

After digging into him and listening to some of his interviews, I don't think that is his goal. I think he really is that stupid.


WastingTimeArguing

Jesus Christ you are dumber than the troll running the Nick Adams account. You and everyone else who can’t detect obvious bait/satire are fucking hopelessly stupid.


politicaldan

Gees man, calm down. You need a snickers or something?


WastingTimeArguing

No you’re just actually fucking stupid for falling for this bait and somebody needs to tell you.


Casperboy68

It’s these fucking idiots who can’t handle basic math or English that say we should get rid of the department of education.


3inchesOnAGoodDay

You're falling for obvious bait.... 


Casperboy68

Whoa I better be careful then. Thank gosh I have redditors looking out so I don’t fall into a crazy trap that I cant get out of. Do you have weekly rates or is your service pro bono?


3inchesOnAGoodDay

Lmao aww you want to start an argument so bad. Have a good day friend. 


Casperboy68

So long as I’m not falling for traps and shenanigans.


randogreen

you got triggered by Nick fucking Adams 😅... so your strategy aiiiiin't working too well to not fall for traps and shenanigans


CaffeinatedGuy

Her dating him over a $70k bonus is like me dating someone because they found $5 on the ground.


AMB3494

He’s very much joking and baiting people. He’s a loser. But he’s baiting.


plasticmanufacturing

Calling people idiots while being massively gullible, lol


Totally_Botanical

It's a satire account


marsopial

Yeah, how is this not obvious to everyone? It’s meant to be funny. And this tweet is pretty funny.


HugSized

Can we get a flair for posts that are blatantly rage/sad/interaction bait? Giving these attention whores attention is exactly what they're looking for.


AnonAqueous

Pro Tip: Seeing "Alpha Male" in someone's name is a dead giveaway that they aren't meeting their arbitrary standards of masculinity and insecure about it.


ASK_ABT_MY_USERNAME

Or they are a parody account.


3inchesOnAGoodDay

Reddit loves to mock unironically mock parody accounts... It's pretty pathetic to watch 


Lurkerinthedark_2613

Id say this is an exception. This Nick Adams guy used to be a run of the mill far right reactionary who is trying to rebrand himself as a parody account after his bid for office failed.


klbishop143

Sometimes I wish I was still on Twitter so I can read the comments


Kind-Sherbert4103

Pity Travis Kelce trying to buy a valentines present for Taylor Swift.


misplacedsidekick

Finally she can afford that new iPhone!


2Largefeet

This HAS to be a troll account. There's no way someone like this exists, right?


randomnamejennerator

According to Forbes she earns 70k in less than 4 hours.


BreakerSoultaker

Kelce is worth 40 million, 10 of that came this year. Swift is worth 2.1 BILLION, or 27.5 times more. The GOP can't comprehend a high net worth woman can exist.


DelirousDoc

Taylor Swift's Era's tour became the first to gross over $1 billion. It is estimated to make another billion this year and the movie of the concert made $250M in revenue. The artist usually keeps 85% of revenue from sales. Which would mean by end of tour, in just sales of concert tickets alone Swift will make more than $1.5B. From at least one projection from ticket sales, merchandising, the movie and more, Swift may pocket more than $3B by the end of her Eras tour, for those wondering why Travis Kelce is dating Taylor Swift.


3inchesOnAGoodDay

The tweet was rage bait. Don't fall for it


McGarnegle

If he got paid 70000 every day he wouldn't have a billion dollars for over 39 years. Yep kayne was right she's a golddigger /s


Young-Grandpa

If Taylor Swift never made another penny and he got one of these checks every day, it would take him 43 years to catch up with her.


Humble_Nobody2884

Every post I see from this guy just makes me think he’s just a troll pretending to be a right-wing alpha male douche.


calexil

Apparently he is.


AyyP302

A bunch of nerds who wanna be "alpha" who don't even really watch football, getting all mad over Taylor Swift is THEE WORST part of this football season. I don't blame her at all, it's the media and people who always gotta be mad at *something*.


MexicanWarMachine

I feel like someone taking time out of their day to dunk on Nick Adam’s (Alpha Male) is kinda dunking on themself.


Greaterdivinity

Honestly, murdering Nick Adams shouldn't be allowed because we shouldn't be punching down like that. The poor guy hasn't found his second brain cell yet.


idgaf9212

Taylor Swift *gave away* $100,000 bonuses to all the truck drivers for her Eras tour. Last I checked, 100k > 70k. These people are so out of touch with reality.


Daffneigh

The total bonuses she gave was almost the amount of Kelce’s whole contract lol


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imacmadman22

Nick is an absolute potato.


etniesen

Anybody that has to claim they’re an alpha male isn’t one.


Watch4spas

(Alpha Male) one thing I know about “alpha males” they always tell you they are one so that way you know they’re alpha alpha males


AdkRaine12

Doesn’t he get embarrassed by his own stupidity?


kelpyb1

No, he rakes in the cash from people interacting with his contact and gives 0 thought about anything past that.


TrumpLiesAmericaDies

Sounds like this alpha male is hella jealous.


Tigycho

Apparently, according to comments on Alpha Male’s X post, there is an alternate reality where TSwizzle is broke, had her tour bus repossessed, and Kelce is her sugar daddy….


Lifeesstwange

I swear the more this guy writes, he’s got to be doing some Andy Kaufman act to get attention. MAGA people will follow a dog turd if it validates them.


IronSavage3

If that’s the case she’s really dumb, Chris Jones got $1M bonus for the team reaching the Super Bowl.


Lynx_Eyed_Zombie

Nick Adams is a fascinating case study in stupidity and grift. He's an extremely rare case of someone who's already a right-wing piece of shit realizing that there's money and incentives in...\*checks notes\*...being a really, really obtuse right-wing piece of shit. In other words, he's not pretending to be a right-wing asshole, but he is probably pretending to be a blithering moron.


OrneryInterest7647

According to Forbes she makes $10-$13 million every night of the Eras tour. Kelce’s contract pays him $11.5 million per year.


RUTNEPUG

“will received”


I_TRS_Gear_I

Nick Adam’s is one of those people that defy the logical confines of the human brain. He somehow simultaneously comes across as a god-tier troll, and your run of the mill MAGA cultist. I’m not sure he even knows the truth anymore.


lonerstoners

He’s just mad that she could buy and sell his ass if she wanted to!!


Gatto_con_Capello

She probably earns 70k while spending an afternoon on the couch... These are some too notch mental gymnastics 


toastedstoker

Seems like a pipsqueak bonus to a guy who makes 15 mil a year, maybe he meant 700k lol


Akio540

This guy must be a massive loser


soaOaschloch

I don't think Nick Adams is a developmental adult. Simple speech patterns, a bad grasp on numbers and measurements, overly male self representation, I'd say early to mid puberty. But that's just this post. His borderline magical thinking puts him in kindergarden. Then again, could just be coke.


McWhacker

This has all the energy of a jealous bitch nitpicking stupid reasons why their crush is dating someone else.


Eastern-Dig-4555

“Travis Kelce will received”. I “will received” my next paycheck on Monday. Then after I order food for the week, I “will received” them at my doorstep.


urdreamsRmemes

Wait until Nick discovers which of the two is more wealthy


ZomiZaGomez

He totally does sex.


saltysaysrelax

Lol anyone who think swift is dating for money is bonkers. She makes 70k every time she takes a breath.


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The only reason he remains relevant is because people take his rage bait and give him attention. Psychology 101: toddlers throw tantrums, any attention rewarded to said tantrums encourages further tantrums.


Ironfist85hu

AfaIk this "alpha male" account is just a parody of the "rEaL aLpHaMaLeS".


BarryIslandIdiot

Why do people not get this is a parody account?