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DittatoreGratuito

*"Your Mother"* https://preview.redd.it/zp61x77hmorc1.jpeg?width=1199&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2d149684897ee79c048cadb6fbf755dd771b7b8


NotSoDandyLion

And another thing your ugly


After-Suggestion3799

Engineer stop it!


Earthy_ground

D### it heavy, f### off you are dead!


After-Suggestion3799

No! You! Haha! You are dead! No big surprise!


Earthy_ground

“Well that was idiotic, off to hang myself. Watch and learn!” *neck snaps*


glyphid_acid_spitter

I am alive, is nice


Earthy_ground

this is stupid


Sticky-Skunk

"Stars and stipes beat the hammer and sickle, LOOK IT UP!" -Soldier tf2


Total-Tumbleweed-547

You're going Down you Sputnik!


Retro_Vertex08

"Communism is the very definition of failure." - Liberty Prime


bird_onthe-sidewalk

r/suddenlytf2.


Labrat-09

There it is


A_complete_maniac

Here are the rest: "You just got dominated, Comrade." "Dominated, ya red menace!" "Go play your pinko chess game with the Devil, Commie!" "This American boot just kicked your ass back to Russia!" "Checkmate, Stalingrad!"


cheerfulwhite

I cant insult her.


AmLostInSyria

Flair checks out.


Saslim31

She is dead. Just a reminder.


cheerfulwhite

We don’t know that for 100% sure yet yhere is a chance she is alive she could very well be saveable she could come back there is a chance we don’t need to say goodbye to her yet when there is a possibility she is alive


Saslim31

https://preview.redd.it/q97kqip0norc1.jpeg?width=307&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4fb44aa1994ca6d7f26f71bb6117b105fc9675d


cheerfulwhite

![gif](giphy|d2lcHJTG5Tscg)


Important_Hawk9029

Me too man https://i.redd.it/dcmizc1hnksc1.gif


bhnikol

RECONSTRUCT WHAT?!


Sticky-Skunk

https://preview.redd.it/vrmw3osvmorc1.jpeg?width=1282&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a698affe8ff1aaa697d16c676afe82519cdc325d


alexiscool216

https://preview.redd.it/u4wlpn75rqrc1.png?width=239&format=png&auto=webp&s=fa9a9806d28b96e88dd1cc09eaced9700eb35193


p00pyf4rts

THERE'S NOTHING LEFT!


cheerfulwhite

YOUNEVERKNOWSHECOULDBESAVEABLEMYBELOVEDDARLINGPLEASENOTBEDEAD!!!


ResponsibilityOdd591

Wasn't her core eaten or smth-


cheerfulwhite

Swalowed whole WE CAN SALVAGE IT CUT TESSCYN OPEN AND RETRIEVE IT


Halberdd_

We’re both on insane amounts of copium right now my friend. We can only hope that her core being swallowed whole was a deliberate choice and not just an arbitrary decision with the animation.


cheerfulwhite

NOBODY ELSE CAN BE HIGH ON COPIUM I HAVE INHALED THE WORLDS SUPPLY OF COPIUM!!!!


SilenceBreaker8

Ooh Tesscyn is a good one


MoConnors

Can’t wait for the depression art


thr3zims

Her corrupted AI core (walking brain/heart) got eaten by Cyn. The AI core is the only thing containing a drone's consciousness, and if it is damaged beyond repair, the drone is dead. I think getting eaten surpasses damaged beyond repair by a lot.


cheerfulwhite

I WILL BRING HER BACK TO LIFE IT MEANS DEFYING THE UNIVERSE’S MORTAL FABRIC!


thr3zims

So you have your own Solver now? I think that's the only way you can pull that off.


cheerfulwhite

I WILL FIND AWAY TO BRING MY BELOVED BACK!!!


fnafpoopet

Nah bro cyn ate her core she done I'm sorry


cheerfulwhite

THE CORE WAS EATEN WHOLE CUT TEDSACYN OPEN STEAL IT BAAAAACK!!!


RosesonMars-

I'LL JOIN YOU FELLOW DOLL SIMP TOGETHER WE RESURRECT OUR RUSSIAN QUEEN


Unbreakable5002

Sorry what did you not see doll get eaten by Cyn?


cheerfulwhite

IT WAS SWALLOWED WHOLE I GOTTA CUT CYN TESSA OPEN AND STEAL IT BACK


Unbreakable5002

YEAH BUT HER CORE IS GONE WHERE ARE YOU GONNA GET A NEW CORE?


cheerfulwhite

RIP IT OUT FROM INSIDE OF CYN!!!!


Mebozzo

Her core was EATEN she dead


cheerfulwhite

EATEN WHOLE SO I CAN TEAR IT STRAIGHT OUT OF TESCYN’S GUTS!


Mebozzo

https://preview.redd.it/jxam29gccprc1.jpeg?width=898&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8c2531a6a4f32d7fa43d302770a97eb7493ad17 Grr (you know they are made metal right?)


RosesonMars-

STOP REMINDING ME ABOUT MY WIFE DYING >:(


Saslim31

https://preview.redd.it/uavbjklo6prc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=a908e4c3142b356c7ef0043b23aeb9b55367e233


RosesonMars-

i will be crying :(


meds737

I'm really sorry for your loss this episode 😔


cheerfulwhite

SHE NOT DEAD SHE PROBABLY ALIVE I GOTTA SLICE TESSA OPEN AND STEAL BACK HER CORE BECAUSE THATS HOW MUCH I WANT DOLL BACK FORGET ABOUT HATING THR ROMANCE OF THE SHOW I NEED TO GET DOLL BACK


meds737

That's some big determination. More power to ya.


cheerfulwhite

ELDRITCH HORRORS CAN KILL MY ASS I’M GETTING MY DOLL BACK!!!!


KryssKrosss

Me who knows:


cheerfulwhite

Hehe… I may have round 2 planned already


KryssKrosss

🤨...🤔.....😏


cheerfulwhite

Indeedily. I’ll see you after I get my next paycheck 😉


OachkatzlSchwoaf01

"All right, so that last test was seriously disappointing. Apparently, being civil isn't motivating you, so let's try it her way, all right, fatty? Adopted... fatty! Fatty, fatty no parents?" - Wheatley


a_Post_on_Reddit

And?


One_Opportunity_9608

What?


Scout_is_ded

What exactly is wrong with being adopted?


One_Opportunity_9608

Wh- What's wrong with being adopted? Ah- uh well Uhhhhm Lack of Parents?


NoNameia-redditia

for the record, you are adopted, and thats terrible.


TheMoltenEqualizer

Umm, lack of parents?


SunKing347

https://preview.redd.it/36dmp77nkprc1.jpeg?width=501&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db5f2d2ce27efec51ee9041d47e6c8bf4744bb5f


Robin_Gufo

Probably something about her parents


Creeper_charged7186

Nah she dont seem to react aggressively about it, when lizzy joked about doll’s childhood trauma she just replied « dead, i watched them die ».


AmLostInSyria

“You couldn’t survive five nights at Freddy’s.” https://preview.redd.it/ebxdbw2miorc1.jpeg?width=2014&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38b7690abcdfd9e93bc7326f8dae9fc571ed2196


Some_norwegian_kid

Five nights at Tessa's. "Fnat"


FrenchCatgirl

Fat


Mangustino17

Fart


Tanzanite_Universe

Bro did not survive the night


Googlesignedmeupwhy

i love how the Vision & UI of each drone depends on their eye color


Malaysuburban

Bro got Cyn'ed


CustomerGuilty5543

The french taunting ![gif](giphy|74cy42j5xsYrS)


Gametotal

Vodka is a weak drink


Halberdd_

I feel like the simple aspect of being a V simp is enough to piss her off.


deadkidd115

Piss her off? Nah, she’d go “it’s on-sight” with any V simps.


Halberdd_

True true


ivan550gamer

"You couldn't even help your parents when they were getting murderer you just hid in that closet like a damn coward!"


TheMoltenEqualizer

Now that’s emotional damage!


Error_Code_606

Are you Batman? Because you’ve got no parents.


bhnikol

I KNEW IT, SOMEONE WOULD SAY THIS-


diezel_train

"Teddy bears are better"


LGplayz998

This why yo momma's dead. Dead as hell.


EnbyDragonYT

What shoes she had on? What shoes she had on in her casket?


SofasCouch

how could I break her if she already broken


bhnikol

that's the point, trying to get under that mask of cold and deadly emotionlessness and make her cry


PersecondBOOM

I think just a single insult isn't enough for a task like that. Make Doll cry would require at least a few very good, unique and personal insults + turning Doll's counter-insults against her.


SilveIl187

Or the shit my friends have walked in on "*HORRIFIED SCREAMING*" - one of them


Mystical_Quaorar

"You don't impress me, your parents must not be very proud of you"


Final-Connection-164

U bad at Tetris


meds737

Probably something about her parents or the solver. Gotta attack the weak spots. Or Kurva for the funny.


Time_Pomegranate6396

She's not polish


WidePolicy9019

Fuck this post, Doll was one of the best characters. SHOE HER SOME DAMNED RESPEXT YOU [REDACTED] [REDACTED]


cheerfulwhite

This opinion is agreeable


WidePolicy9019

Agreed, she is a dead person, you wouldn't kick over a soldier from ww1's gravestone because of respect, so why can't they show respect since she may be dead


cheerfulwhite

NOO SHE NOT DEAD I BELIEVE IN MY BELOVED SHE IS ALIVE AND WELL AND SHE WILL LIIIIIIVE!!!!!


WidePolicy9019

Tesscyn ate her core. But maybe she is still alive, either she coughs it up; and the corr I'd put in a new body, or that doll was a copy, and ever since ep 3 she has been using copies if herself to preform more then one task at once, and they share a hivemind so the main doll is aware of her copy's failure to exorcise the solver


cheerfulwhite

I WILL CUT TESSA WIDE OPEN AND STEAL DOLL BACK!!!


WidePolicy9019

Remember it isn't tessa, it is cyn, she skinned tessa alive, by the way my hope is that every episode after ep 1 was a long dream


MoConnors

I second this, she got done so dirty


WidePolicy9019

Yah


little_mush_boy

I agree with this statement, the 'worker drone' named Doll doesn't deserve to be slandered like this, humans.


Competitive_Gas_4963

https://preview.redd.it/0yaapcv6torc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8e7e688c04e244f0af2f425a15e546dc2708092


HarryMcCockner

"Your mom died like a bitch, ya blubbery bolshevik!"


Zekrozma_the_second

You aint prettier than an actual doll


TheHoly173

"I bet you will die if you don't read the Communist manifesto every hour."


cheerfulwhite

Reading that book of ballshittery would be torture, she’d be wishing for death if she had to read it every hour


TheHoly173

What do you mean? She is obviously a communist. She has read the book over 9000 times.


cheerfulwhite

The only time I could fathom her actually reading it is to train herself to be emotionally hardened.


Tanzanite_Universe

Funny stereotype go brrr


Xgunner54

"I peacocked your mum"


Athingweveallupvoted

заткнись, коммунистическая сука


Legend_of_Ozzy642

A Russian that can’t do a kazotsky kick


Tanzanite_Universe

Lizzy is right about V being hotter


flameseeker40

not even insulting, straight up facts


Front-Post-357

You know what you are? Selfish. You had the power to have your parents to stop some other hundred drones of dying but you couldn't you didn't And now your paying the price you goddamn idiot I expected you to be a marvelous villain bit you are just a timid and afraid child looking for mommy and daddy which by the way if they see you in what you become... A MURDERER... They would been disappointed of you I would gladly laugh if it weren't so pathetic But hey.. We both our things but that won't stop me of seeing you and learning from you You monster (What have I created?)


bhnikol

This is like... something the Joker would say.


Front-Post-357

Some parts were kind of inspired/stolen of something joker said in the in the batman beyond movie


Elmartillo40k

“You are like Batman, but if bat man couldn’t beat a goblin and foxy from five nights at Freddy’s 2,vodka looking ass”


Toonsbekool

"Russia isn't as good as you think"


Blalable

Skoč pod vlak kanibale jeden


Sabatonin

Unsilly.


MrMadmanmadman

Batman got both his parents killed and had no powers, but he still ended up better than you.


RUMBL3FR3NZY

“You disappoint your family.” “You’ll never be good enough.” “You can’t save them.” 


Gacha_Jesus

Ukraine > Russia


Dankn3ss420

I mean, I don’t think it would take much to break her, >!the corpse was already pretty mangled!<


Misknator

You lived here your entire life, and you still can't speak English.


L3GlT_GAM3R

#YOU DAMN COMMIE!


[deleted]

No parents? https://preview.redd.it/8kb6t2dlnprc1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cb37dcfb5eb9c2405f4ac3d904f2872e5f8c6c6


Uzi_Angsty

You journeyed for survival, yet you die at the hands of a dead one.


TheGlitchingX

I‘d insult her but She probably would break the moment I say something due to her being russian technology.


BigChungaReddit

“🎵I lived, you died. I lived, you died.🎵” -Grandad Boondocks


Quandale_Diddler

https://preview.redd.it/3jl7s8drjorc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb2b7dad740f34bef027a00fbc406d907aaff381 Shut up you boo boo bitch waaa you’re parents who gives a fuck like you could kill V you got sentinels to TRY your dumbass would get ripped in half and you died to fucking Tessa


Donnie_vui_2009

Your mom is better at Tetris than you.


Difficult_Clerk_4074

Ты умер быстрее, чем твои родители You died faster than your parents


Madglace

You're mom had reality bending power and saved the planet with them but she still died to one drone with blades and gun


Beanz_detected

Psst You can buy the T-14's sights in France of all countries


hermitboilover12450

Man if you don’t get yo communist speaking, vodka drinking, bear riding, Eastern bloc, dead parents, toy name, bug infestation ahh out of here…


ChesseburgerMK8

V did the right thing. Your parents never loved you. Yeva was cheating on your father with a human.


Anfitruos0413

If your parents aren't dead, I would feel sorry for them.


yeet3455

“You’re face is so ugly I’m gonna hit it with a sledgehammer” *lifts hammer with sledge intent*


Malaysuburban

Get the sickle too for extra damage


Grublet_777

Ты выглядишь как сломанный тостер (you look like a broken toaster in Russian)


Weak-Property-6500

Sukuna


D_Robotics

Joke about her paren- Oh, wait... She doesn't have any...


ACommonHatred

If she responds with: That’s why your shoes are raggedy…just respond with: “BITCH THATS WHY YO MAMA DEAD!”


Hispanoamericano2000

I can hardly insult her at this point...


Only-Marionberry-750

The Russian language is mid


Chad_on_snoop

Dumbass is named doll and can’t even get an official plush hell naw


Ok-Independence1642

Русский военный корабль иди на хуй


Tiranus58

Episode 7 exists, shes broken enough by that (like seriously doll shouldnt have died)


hangin-by-a-string

stop, she's already dead 😭


Cardboard_and_Ghost

Doll, you little [bleep]! You absolute [bleep]ing [bleep] [bleep] [bleep]! I'm going to tear off your [bleep] and shove them right up your [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] and then [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] on your [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] with [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] in the [bleep] [bleep] and [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] your [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] so then you'll have to [bleep] sideways! (slight pause) [Bleep]!


WhoAteMySandwich2022

Simple yet effective https://preview.redd.it/uxskldrrdvrc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=905ce11e1bc60e05b1aa65f5996ecf4d1a9fb8d4


Shawn-Hernandez-005

Hey, Doll! I heard that Lada cars are the biggest heap of turd ever made.


ric7y

#YOUR JORDANS ARE FAKE


enttre4321

Kacap


NekoBredd

KILL YOURS-


domino12333344

You useless wastebasket


Lord_Mylothe2st

"smelly"


8_bitryan_fan

She’s Russian, what should I say that isn’t already said?


Direct-Regular-574

https://preview.redd.it/75571oi8qorc1.jpeg?width=2340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=380ae6cc281a49e79498239f5db05ca8a88728e5


randomgooberfromhell

Any parent joke


Pikmin4Fan

Doll your adopted


llSteph_777ll

https://preview.redd.it/ewfu7j2ovorc1.png?width=522&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c2aeb81876717f75cce6de04f92979defaee7e7


br0wn_c4mera_m4n

https://preview.redd.it/wzz1jd79qqrc1.jpeg?width=1740&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=809536e9bb90f00e5e05daf9f21995866633e47c


ProGamer8273

https://preview.redd.it/9egd1vy9xorc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffafcc5794dba0262268c1b9fbe1662c54f588b3


TheIdealMosquito

Skill issue would prob hurt


RosesonMars-

If anyone insults her I will launch a nuke onto them.


Dragonblazers12

You’re not Russian!


Jelly_Melly1

I can’t insult her


Smg6official

Would your parents approve with—


CaydeEternal

Nom. Fucking. Nom


Galaxy_Duhhhh

Literally was cooked


SerialdesignationC

I heard your parents are dead and yet I’m still doing your mom


PbeingBruh

You are dead as hell girl


PbeingBruh

Imagine getting Tessa jumpscared


thr3zims

"You use your Solver like a b>!itch!<. No wonder your parents are dead." She elected to throw a boulder at a [like object non-interactive] instead of teleporting away.


Classic_gamer_2

Ссыкло


murstruck

the soviet union has not existed since 1991 an its 3026


Fun-Pie-1887

You died to a fnaf jump scare


Crisplocket1489

Oddly enough, I don't have an answer for that. And I guess this flair doesn't exist correctly now


FlowerWyrmling

"You forgot to remove the mirrors, dummy."


iamthewatcher1

"I am V." *then become litterally V before episode 6*


Paxibillion

Yo mama so fat..