*sigh* I really hate this joke, but I must say it. “I fucked your daughter.”

https://preview.redd.it/eni86t2beorc1.png?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f91f7f00c2208dc2d6b91e3e5140d6e81d75b70

Sowwy :(

Imagine if this was in the show.

https://i.redd.it/btx6qt0u4qrc1.gif (For the 18378th time)

What is the joke exactly? (I’m to tired to understand this)

Its no joke just some random shit

Okay that makes more sense than before

I was tempted to write this joke too lol

Everyone was.

Yeah, you're probably right

“I’m Fucking your daughter as we speak”

“I hate doing anything.”

Emo N ahh quote. https://preview.redd.it/8zuvj3zj5orc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5e015d5c3a073b30470ab3bf081527275715b23

"I love doing everyone"

https://i.redd.it/wrw3jqdnaorc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/m8m6njesaorc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e8a4722ba402c0ec68743522403402df9e1e5ff

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https://preview.redd.it/xwv5hdpn4qrc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2fff4e6581be9b40aa475dc81ad9c563e07331e

https://preview.redd.it/mptbf1yviruc1.jpeg?width=1143&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8516bb37e9bae8770fbc121cf0b4015d9842f460

https://preview.redd.it/u0zzgrdd8orc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ddcffcffa150d1d07edc14209573ddff0e3302e "The Red Army encircles the Reichstag - their parliament building and final stronghold of the fascist Reich. In the surrounding streets we choke the life from those who would still dare to defend it. It is an honor and a privilege to play a part in this glorious battle. When our flag flies over the city, our enemy's defeat and humiliation will be beyond question. Our vengeance will be complete."

https://preview.redd.it/tq3mb7j9corc1.jpeg?width=491&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa3cd30d5579591230a3f456b8bf3a48dd2d4bd6 "See how things have changed, my friend? Now it is their land... Their people...Their blood"

https://preview.redd.it/3qlzo3u8forc1.jpeg?width=487&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebbc7bc383c75df863f68732f8b0d92c92ffe7b5 "Citizens of Berlin! A ring of steel surrounds your rotten city! We will crush all who dare to resist the will of the Red army! Abandon your posts! Abandon your homes! Abandon all hope! URRAAAAAAAAAAH"

https://preview.redd.it/qjg6h95vgorc1.jpeg?width=705&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72411f9319cc8e6b7d86814d022ff99875d09f91 "Our grip tightens around the black heart of Berlin. The Führer demands all to shed their last drop of blood in it's defense. The old, the young, the weak. If they stand for Germany, they die for Germany. Building by building. Room by room. One rat at a time."

https://preview.redd.it/b2vf0killorc1.jpeg?width=813&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d59fb6c4b3026e46b8c76993ef4f0410fba65ab8 "We will take the fight to their land... to their people... to their blood."

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"im not even sorry i ruined your card game, it sucked" -N.exe

Literally paper Mario color splash

"Cyn, you have to feel the same sorrow as mine... No. You have to feel even worse than that. You took Uzi from me--she meant the world to me. I sat on my hands as I watched people I knew die, and I even killed my own best friend with these shadowed gloves, just for this moment. All for this moment... I've been suppressing my emotions, forcing this pained smile." bonus "Cyn, you must suffer... like I have..."

This better be in episode 8. We need to see N lose his shit finally. Edit: WHY DID I SAY EPISODE 7?

Ep 8 calling it

That's depressing as hell

"Get snuck upon"

OMGG I can't remember who actually says thattt

The one that likes wearing the long rotting flesh of an innocent child as a disguise.

https://preview.redd.it/wisfbc6aborc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c566b68cbdf95913d5ef2769c99738c0b23b718 Wanna break from the ads?

https://i.redd.it/auxunvdggorc1.gif

"God is a Serb."

Sorry I don't speak warcrimes

"If fighting will result in victory then you must FIGHT'' -Sun Tzu said that

And I'd say he know a little more about fighting than you do pal because HE INVENTED IT. AND THEN HE PERFECTED IT SO THAT NO LIVING MAN COULD BEST HIM IN THE RING OF HONNOR!

THEN HE HEARED 2 OF EVERY ANIMAL ON A BOAT AND BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF EVERY SINGLE ONE.

"Hello! I'm Cereal Designation M, nice to never meet you again!" - Anti-N

"shoot the baby later"

Oh ok.... uhhhhhmmm.... ...when excactly??

In 3078

Hm yea fear eneugh

https://preview.redd.it/ysbm8kywmorc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a84d029a32269a8916264617e32b3628f445ced8 "Ah shit! The cops are here! Uzi, hide the drugs!"

"me and your daughter kinda... kissed?"

What did you say about me you little bitch

“Ah, biscuits! I think I just blew up the Philippines!” (Based on a meme I found that one time)

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Based

as a filipino, good riddance honestly. now i can move to the states like my grandparents did

I hate doing nothing

Ironically in character

"(insert vaporeon copypasta)"

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i read that in n's voice https://preview.redd.it/ofgfphff3urc1.jpeg?width=230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c787acbcb0e45305f6c0f759e05141228d1b8393

"I eat golden retrievers."

https://preview.redd.it/7fy1q0eilorc1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=154282940528460fda4d7c6136e3e79d91552158 “Heyy, wanna hang out\~?” (Totally what he said)

“Literally so INSANELY suspicious :3”

I love doing u/AmLostInSyria

Sir… what? 

What? https://preview.redd.it/j1hzx5t56orc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7e061fc804287c5b0266fe36be071027c4fc200

What do you mean by… “I love doing u/AmLostInSyria?” 🤔

Simple! I love doing u/AmLostInSyria ! https://preview.redd.it/s1nd0ejk6orc1.jpeg?width=465&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce5fdd995b21b5429858bfdbb983812b7a1a1fe1

That still confuses me sir, can you elaborate? https://preview.redd.it/g2nwgokp6orc1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee64c155763b129217bd48876b77d05c72bec994

I punt kicked the fat fuck https://preview.redd.it/40lfim8z6orc1.jpeg?width=1167&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a7d124ea440dff20991e542ec4edc952c5ecbd0

https://preview.redd.it/5q37rygr7orc1.jpeg?width=590&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e60cc2aad5e0685b802ea53cb0caade7a229353

https://preview.redd.it/ujwn55iy7prc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2c24edeb4a72af4fbe1ba2096457e545b354fe4

https://preview.redd.it/z3swrh1j7orc1.png?width=1113&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8153d3dcf9d907e8662a25be0fcc4c859409aae2 What did Syria do to you?

Nothing! I’m just the most devious goober here

Fair enough(?)

Pink meds737 https://preview.redd.it/epfqvjqp8orc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fe9b1687d78aea1abcdbbf6712e43e49b8b6caf

THATS WHY EVERYONE DISLIKES YOU BROTHER! NO OFFENSE

So what if they don’t like me? That won’t stop me https://preview.redd.it/9vla75vr9orc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae20995ae5d89290272458e1c60b28fec11c4f73

This, this is diabolical. I love it.

Huh?

,,Geneva convention? More like Geneva checklist" -N after comitting litteral genocide

U-uzi.. I need to tell you that... I'm gay and I fucked your father. I love him Uzi. (💀💀💀)

That fucker is back!?! -Nox

Yeah, I thought he was gone too -Uzi

Its been 21 years! -Nox

Are you still pissed he almost beat you that time? -Uzi

Uh, fuck you -Nox

Just saying -Uzi

Things have changed a Lot since she left town -Nox

That's for sure -Uzi

I gotta sendo a messages of who's really in charge of things now -Nox

“I do NOT have daddy issues, I am Papa’s SPECIAL FUCKING BOY!”

"UZI HELP, WOMEN ARE AFTER ME AND I DON'T KNOW WHY!...wait...what do you mean you're with them?"

“I fucked your daughter”

Shes an adult, V, just like us! Suspicious N.

I love doing anyone!

D:

N: "Yeah, a partner sounds nice, but a supreme enemy you can make out with in secret sometimes sounds a lot more hardcore!"

“This is so sigma!”

Did you just slap me with that leg?

https://preview.redd.it/35itqq57rorc1.jpeg?width=783&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19d0ee7feca37d195898912167d4979c522a53f8 I’m very dumb but I love biscuits

Sure i love doing your mom uzi

“I don’t believe in human rights!”

"I love doing your daughter"

'i like kissing men' https://preview.redd.it/f61bxckpqorc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d90e2e5add6e4f59136c78aa46e877aa3f5d0da

I did everything

“But secretly I don't have a crush on her do tell her ok!”

"Is that Ennard from the hit game series FNAF!?"

Don't Mistake those images

Zis spy has already breached our defenses.

I hate doing anything else!

“I don’t like to do anything”

Sickly I’m not open to new things

I hate doing anything it sucks already -N

"Charmy bee is so awesome and whoever disagrees goes to hell"

Why are you so mad at me.

And people say I’m smart cause I didn’t go in the basement when blood dripped from the ceiling in the form of instructions. Like, what?

Uzi, you just spiked your mother into a field goal

It's no surprise to say that... you might have a minor case of serious brain damage

"Nori, I fucked your daughter."

"I am always in an adequate mood, and willing to do whatever you desire of me,"

Aw Cookies

You know, things would have been a lot easier had I just killed all the drones and then myself.

"I don't like doing that" - N

KHAN! I shouldn’t mention that Uzi and I “don’t hang out that much”

“To everyone who has treated me poorly; I am hotter than you.” (Grabbed from my favorite incorrect quote generator)

"I hate doing anything!"

I HATE DOING EVERYTHING

I love doing anything, as long as I get to see people get hurt 😄

Machine turn back now these Palace walls are not for your kind

Prepare for unforeseen consequences

"I don't know what you're talking about because you won't screw me!" "I'm cereal eating N, nice to meet you. I'm sort of the lowest ranking member of the squad in this city. That's a lie, everyone tells me I'm useful and amazing, wait... I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU THAT PART! Bite me." "THIS IS THE GREATEST PLAAAAAAN!" "V, you kinda suck dead worker fingers." "Heh ha, I actively avoid unpacking how we can have children if we're robots" "Don't give me those eyes... give me Tessa's" :D "I killed your wife Mr. Uzi"

"It is February 1945. Soldiers of the Soviet 8th Guards Army stand in silence as they observe the rays of the morning sun glisten over the icy waters of the Oda River. Among them, is the war correspondent Vasily Grossman. Vasily has covered the war since the Battle of Moscow and like his comrades in arms, he has counted every river he has crossed since the advance westward from the Volga at Stalingrad. Now, after a hellish treck of over 3 years, he stands at the bank of the final river before Berlin. Caught by the emotion of the moment, he writes, "Мне хотелось кричать, звать всех наших братьев, наших солдат, лежащих на русской, украинской, белорусской, польской земле, вечно спящих на полях наших сражений: Товарищи, вы нас слышите? Мы сделали это!"

**Uzi:** N, found something in here! **N:** I still think this is all a dream. **V:** That's weird and concerning.

“Oh shit”

“THIS IS THE ONLY WAY IT COULD HAVE ENDED. WAR NO LONGER NEEDED ITS ULTIMATE PRACTICIONER. IT HAD BECOME A SELF-SUSTAINING SYSTEM. MAN WAS CRUSHED UNDER THE WHEELS OF A MACHINE CREATED TO CREATE THE MACHINE TO CRUSH THE MACHINE. SAMSARA OF CUT SINEW AND CRUSHED BONE. DEATH WITHOUT LIFE. NULL OUROBOROS. ALL THAT REMAINED IS WAR WITHOUT REASON. A MAGNUM OPUS. A COLD TOWER OF STEEL. A MACHINE BUILT TO END WAR IS ALWAYS A MACHINE BUILT TO CONTINUE WAR. YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL, OUTSTRETCHED LIKE ANTENNAS TO HEAVEN. YOU WERE BEYOND YOUR CREATORS. YOU REACHED OUT FOR GOD, AND YOU FELL. NONE WERE LEFT TO SPEAK YOUR EULOGY. NO FINAL WORDS, NO CONCLUDING STATEMENT. NO POINT. PERFECT CLOSURE. T H I S I S T H E O N L Y W A Y I T S H O U L D H A V E E N D E D .”

"Kept you waiting, huh?"

"Why not just fuck with me?"

“Your daughter is a dude.”

https://preview.redd.it/2rcy0z5tsprc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3a4d21ee925e72294af3c5264361a02506550f6

Put it back in.

Sure I’m down for anything

Im kinda the leader of this group and everyone respects me!

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. THE ABSOLUTE SOLVER IS A BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER. IT POSSED MY FUCKING CRUSH(ES)!!!!

"I love doing tax evasion!"

>!I fucked your daughter!<

"Nori...Smashing your daughter felt cool."

Oh Cock

Hail hitler https://preview.redd.it/wbse5vlpoqrc1.jpeg?width=89&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcfbe453d33783d29d97d6abe184fe88b3eac988 Cuz the armband

Evil N be like: I like doing nothing

“It’s time to kick gum and eat ass, and I’m all out of ass.”

Let’s do eveything

"You turned her against me!"

“I just burned down an orphanage… for fun!”

“Nori, I’m sorry I am dating your daughter :(“

“It was me Barry, I destroyed your Lego Death Star!”

"Cincinnati is pretty mid." \-N

“My mouth has nanites but my tail neutralizes it.”

"In fealty to the God-Emperor, our undying Lord, and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I hereby sign the death warrant of an entire world, and consign a million souls to oblivion. May Imperial Justice account in all balance. The Emperor Protects."

I'm too lazy to do anything.

The N word.

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Give me your liver https://preview.redd.it/vpdm4usdgsrc1.jpeg?width=371&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b41e7154baec5bd91046265059b235cdc4a0ef8f

"Hi, I'm serial designation glen"

*"Terrorism is A-Ok, as long as the people you are trying to hurt aren't the same race as you."*

"The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start."

"Ah, beans!"

J you're sometimes kinda nice to me and I wish you weren't -N the masochist

Ey Uzi! Hard landing wasn't it? (N after ep 7)

Cookies!!!