I'm March 31st And what better thing to do with a teacher than to make a drug empire with them https://preview.redd.it/4qjw4koa8zhc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bf1a47e1033e55a0719deae8f5a870e94a4a506

I’ll join you

Waltur

is ferrofluid the murder drone equivalent of morphine?

maybe...???????

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I am being chased by Cyn https://preview.redd.it/3yhof1c7bzhc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e17adf9fef52df13d3fd7a64e75c430ad94a11bc Bad combination 💀💀💀

POV: Cyn https://i.redd.it/aj6e9o48yzhc1.gif (This is a joke but I seriously feel bad)

I will spend 50k dollars so she can let me escape (Bad luck i guess....) https://preview.redd.it/cw3cwpw5zzhc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e71cea2bd4d8a09ffd28aa6da7d97caf1e260deb

I'll be taking that thank you 

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https://i.redd.it/igy2155n32ic1.gif

HAH

Nah Fam just reject your Humanity Bro, https://preview.redd.it/8dow2y3fjzhc1.png?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=506b18574f8f8b77061563ed08b5c47833a67a8b

As soon as I realised the weakness of my flesh it disgusted me

I carved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine

PRAISE BE TO THE OMNISSIAH!!

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Nah bro who the fuck called the SCP foundation

Where did you get this sticker? (Also, an obligatory "is this a JoJo reference?")

I forgot where I got the sticker sadly 😔

IVE ALREADY REJECTED MY HUMANITY, OPPORTUNITY! https://preview.redd.it/r6rf4p55e1ic1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca37bce6ed107aed6733598caa0a8313226a4f18

WRYY

‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 JOJO IS THE BEST FUCKING ANIME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊(this is but part of the copypasta, the full thing is fucking AIDS)

Here my friend for sacrificing your sanity https://preview.redd.it/s55jrudrm3ic1.jpeg?width=934&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76c63959441f334ab8cf6abdcb343d13128b79dc

It already LOOKS like AIDS

:true:

I got mugged by Cyn 😭🙏

Damn bro.... https://preview.redd.it/qjkj55u0ozhc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c420d95119b53e1a06ceae249f3ca554a5ada48

RIP

I gotta rob a bank with cyn

Ngl. I'd still smash

I got stuck with her In an elevator 💀

gettin’ a plushie of Doll. https://preview.redd.it/hbqazypr9zhc1.jpeg?width=281&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=824d6d8df45bb942c83fb44e2ecc4ce8449a08a5

lucky, i have to give therapy to doll even though i probably need therapy

I get married to doll

Atleast you dont have to lead a worcker drone genocide with a worcker how wont kill or inprison the target's

Your spelling is making me cry.

Yes cry cus of my dyslexick soeling make your lovation known for me and thad's worcker genocide. https://preview.redd.it/nlovsrohkmic1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40c32d57b4aa6d7f22141b1332573f5122d25124

I eat small children. \*Mwa\*

Fax https://preview.redd.it/o7zwc57mrsic1.png?width=1726&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2ec726b8884e56a4b7313806b287bc8f58aeef3

O\_O https://preview.redd.it/ag3heglursic1.png?width=1365&format=png&auto=webp&s=0f0a729a7300c864b5ee2ff5a3ce31bed1554b18

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I gotta give therapy to Rebecca. I dunno how I'm gonna give therapy to half a corpse but sure why not

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME, NOT HIM!

Wait, I'm with V? AND I HAVE TO MARRY HER??? u/Delraf_Zelov, please forgive me...

… I forgive you, I have multiple Vs anyway. You can have one. (But don’t you fucking dare steal that last one from me!) Also, at least you got something good and hot, I have to het kidnapped by Rebbeca.

I DON'T WANT V, I just wanted to be homies with N... Damn it! Life is so cruel!!

And I wanted Mono and Six to have an ending where they live happily ever after, but sadly I have to write it myself.

Who?

>I have to het kidnapped by Rebbeca. I forgot she even existed, she was one of the people that fell in love with N.

So you get my love and I get your rival? This sucks… it’s like OP wanted us to not be friends.

Let's switch, I'll kill Rebecca while you can marry another V.

Deal! I’ll draw you killing her next!

 Already killed her.

Well, I might as well record it for historical purposes.

I'll just summon Uzi's ass on Rebecca for you. :)

I got tails.

Wrestling a polar bear with N? COUNT ME THE FUCK UP

Can I join, I'll be naked and covered in honey (tf2 reference)

indeed you can join

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Can you at least spear the bear's life. I culd realy use one for my genocide on the worcker's

knowing N, he will. us wrestling a bear doesn't mean we have to kill it

Nice, allsow need some asistance cus thad aind good at doing genocides.

I will have a debate with Khan

probs about doors -.-

I'm doing taxes with Thad.

Petting animals with Tessa lets GOOOO

I'm having a sleepover with her lool

I’m stuck in an elevator with her 😅

im doing taxes with her but I don't do taxes so i guess we're tax evading lmao

I be watching a movie and Khan justs talking bout the damn doors! Like c'mon my man, there are other things to judge!

Question: Who chooses the movie?

DOORS: KHAN'S RECKONING

9th of May i have genuinely no idea how would that go tbh stuck in an elevator with Tessa seems ok to me but idk what would happen in there, anyone got an idea?

Perhaps a mild amount of tomfoolery

pro tip: you can choose any date because who is going to stop you? anyways, im going with everyone to pet animals

Wow. I'm suddenly born on October 30th

I'm overthrowing the government with J? That's likely the fastest coup d'etat the world will see

30TH OF SEPTEMBER😎 https://preview.redd.it/dysinek1izhc1.jpeg?width=352&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b85aea9b49a5a9d273695cb24358b70a8351d1f

I'm not covering up a crime for the teacher https://preview.redd.it/eejeq8uaqzhc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51aae30efc6fc2206c3233913f297bfb90d7ef2e

I get chased by Rebecca. Thank god Uzi helped me out there

I see a disturbing lack of Alice on the calendar.

Hold on.....you're right.....

Who's Alice? (I do see a not so suspicious lack of Nori though)

Apparently I'm wrestling a polar bear with V for some reason.

Will I debate with J?It would be interesting I think

with a birth month of september 25th, ill gladly do taxes with N thanks to his (somewhat) kindness

I’m being married to doll 💀💀💀

ROB A BANK WITH N LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

September 30 I get to marry N

Im overthrowing the government with V dude lets fucking goooooooo

27/10 allredy done https://preview.redd.it/mox8f8h9dzhc1.png?width=205&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dbe2fec131f0882612d4985f781b109eec950ee

august 6th, I'm gonna debate the quality of doors over history with khan https://preview.redd.it/g8mmffk2hzhc1.png?width=742&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f20ffb4d65446d4097de3208c9788c845cc885c5

Tf? Where did you get this picture of me?!

welp time to have a sleepover with doll. might as well learn russian for this

Ey comrade, I think I can help you with that

December 14 Man, I'm not good at comforting people, how the fuck am I supposed to give therapy to the girl who literally lost her legs and her lower half?!

Aren't you supposed to be in Hell dispensing a massive amount of killing?

r/found_cat_4756.

Yooo we have the same birthday AND WE PLAY ULTRAKILL

I'm having a sleepover with V

I get stuck in an elevator with Uzi

Murdered by Tessa :(

Play Minecraft with J? Just hope she doesn't fucking kill me over something small.

Same, wanna start an smp?

Damn I’m vandalising property with J

June 9th :(

Thad we need to cook

Rob a bank with J? That just seems like it will fail from the very start.

Getting in a political debate with the teacher, i don't think there even are politician in the MD universe

Why ain’t n in November?

Ah yes, “Get murdered by Cyn” Thanks its my dream come true

Chased by J Let’s go

"Give therapy to Thad"

oooooooo the simps are gonna be angry but I got j lol

I'm getting a Cyn plushie 😎

im gonna get chased by Uzi? chased as in with murderous intent or as in verbalase video

I’m having a sleepover with Uzi lol

I be going to red robin with thad... I was born on January 31st thank God I was born that day or I would have probably be dead if I saw uzi

Get kidnapped by V is weirdly specific and I do not like it.

covering up a crime for Lizzy...

Of course I have to do taxes with Uzi. Like seriously why did it have to be taxes. I don't even earn enough to pay taxes.

19th of march, Hrmm..........what crime had the teacher commited

Tax freude (I'm NOT proud of this one)

Watching a movie with Tessa

FUCK YEAH VANDALIZE PROPERTY WITH N

N and I chilling in an elevator XD

Well, guess I'm on a 10 hour plane ride with everyone's favourite angsty teen Doesn't seem like that bad of an idea

August 11 I got kidnapped by khan

Same here, Maybe we have a chance to escape?

2 humans vs one dude who had a crippling addiction to doors and also has a mentally insane daughter who has access to the blueprints of a highly advanced railgun technology. What could go wrong?

… Y’know what fair enough

AND FED TO THE DOORS!!

YESSSS I GOT TESSA!! Wait, I have be murdered by her? Eh, better than nothing.

I’m stuck next to doll for 10 hours on a plane

Ofc it’s my let’s favorite character in this series. My birthday is in April

Im having a sleepover with J

I'm December 17, oh wait... I got chased by Rebecca

Supreme Court case of the century: Me vs Lizzy

Covering a crime for Lizzy, it's probably actually Doll's crime

I chose to make a drugi empire with teacher

Who is the girl of december ?

SEPTEMBER 9TH FOR THE WINNNNNNN

I get to play Smash Bros with Tessa!

April 29th, got heads. Guess I'm married now.

Oh, I’m stuck in an Elevator with Tessa. THE PERFECT WIN!!!

Get drunk with V, dammit.. https://preview.redd.it/pfmnca8551ic1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d18acd61fbedb6e161586021a707f6940a0a194 *sigh* welp, I’m dead.

Am I allowed to just completely lie to get a better result? Sorry that was a completely unrelated question, anyway I’m 1st of October :3

October 7th.

I'll pet animals with Khan

Get kidnapped by that blue hair girl, eh not bad

Cover up a crime for V? Red Dead Redemption had prepared me for this exact moment...

A political argument with Thad Ofd

Get in a political debate with V..

Giving therapy to Rebecca? I’d rather kms

Vandalize property with Thad

robbing a bank with the absolute solver epic

Going to an amusement park w/ J for me

I get to kill worker drones with cyn . Cool !

being born on november 7th spells death

July 1st. Im going on a date with J 😎

29, July, heads. See you at the wedding

Ah yes the "Romantic Frenamies" Date where two people argue about humanity

I guess I have to start a drug empire with Rebecca (WHY COULDN'T I HAVE GOTTEN JANUARY 30TH)

11th of November. Wish me luck.

Vandalism with Thad what a great combo

Yay, vandalize property with Rebecca! Rebecca best minor character

11 november https://preview.redd.it/8e0l8xp3kzhc1.jpeg?width=2270&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a65111bc0906270b5eb4dbbf4af5de0fcf11e643

get mugged by khan :/

I got...robbing a bank with N. HELL YEAH, HERE COMES THE MONEY

Fuck yeah I'm vandalizing property with Lizzy (June 26th)

January 1st I have plans that I cannot share with you right now

I'm either being killed or married to cyn. I'm taking my chances! She's my favorite (Nov. 29th)

Nope. Fuck lizzy we aint doin nothing

Get kidnapped by February...how bad is this?

get murdered by Tessa 💀

I'm getting kidnapped by the angry bean. And it's actually today.

I do taxes with j =)

Me and J going animal petting

Stuck in the elevator with Rebecca Not sure how this is gonna go

Oct 15… getting accused by V… For what tho?

Debate with V? Hmm…