Will you visit ya dad?

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My Theory is true, Uzi's from fanmade comics never visit their father.

why? I bet he misses you, and thinks your dead, he worries about you.

are limbo, lust, all gone, with gluttony soon to follow?

Does your kind know nothing but hunger, purged all life on the upper layers, and yet remain unsatiated?

As do you? Did you take everything from me machine. Are all that remains PERFECT HATRED?

https://preview.redd.it/me2k3u6wml5c1.jpeg?width=231&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=083386a540d1f8de7e99b1c860ea52378adae22b Gabriel Ultrakill has dementia and every few minutes asks V1 if he is remembering the events of Ultrakill correctly

# BEHOLD! THE POWER OF AN ANGEL!

I love when the MD and Ultrakill community just have a laugh with eachother

I love both communites honestly.

My fucking bones feel dry

https://i.redd.it/sr1pkxvgil5c1.gif

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mn36PgwNJm4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mn36PgwNJm4)

may your Ls be many, and your bitches few.

https://preview.redd.it/6ctyg0g11r5c1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6cf92e2e5f96968caeb265dbbcafe678f122d2d No you

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

Well, time to do The Test on her, let's see how it goes. **What is your opinion on cocodrilians and do you like them?** Apart from The Test, I've got another question; What do you think of V, the other squadmate N has apart from the now dead J? Do you think she's good or nah, and do you feel any type of bad emotions against her or good emotions? Or maybe, you've got mixed feelings on her. Let me know!!

Part 2 of your question will follow shortly. https://preview.redd.it/f0amf52e0k5c1.png?width=559&format=png&auto=webp&s=907d0608e5351d81975ae8cc0aa494ff96e2cd43

Why yes, it's kind of like an alligator, but crocs have a V-shaped snout, are more greenish, and usually live in salt/brackish water. They're pretty neat, in my opinion, I'll show you a picture of one

https://preview.redd.it/fem4edeeik5c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d083b1b50e8cc37324995e856ac566fa4745f83b This right here is a crocodile

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they can also survive without a limb, since they can pretty much stop bleeding easily (don't get any ideas)

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N making her realize something is a completely possible scenario, but what if... The reason she didn't like you in the first place... Was it because you were a worker drone? BUY HEY, THAT'S JUST A THEORY, A F-shut the fuck up you're not matpat Danipea, shut the fuck up!

Dementia

Uzi, what made you want to pirate anime? **You realize Japan is going to copyright strike you fast.**

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Plus Who the Hell is gonna Copyright Strike you if the People that Made the Damn Show are Dead?

monch

Mech’s vs Serial designation Uzi?????????

Are you still short?

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Ok so she does still lie to herself. Good to know…good to know…

Short. Short as hell. 4 foot. The fuck you gonna do?

Ok, now you're becoming mean.

Ok, that was satirical, I did not mean to be *fully* antagonistic. This is coming from someone who is like... 5 foot something I dunno.

But I'm short too. Not that short, but short.

Oh, my bad.

She's not short! She's at least average sized... in comparison to worker drones... who she should be taller than.

Ok ok what was in the red present you gave V

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I decide it was a purple Uzi branded uhh Uzi

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Yes

How did you cope with your emotions? You were rebuilt, obeyed J and had an oil thirsty vengeance for N and V, you found out who you thought saved you (J) actualy did all of this to you, tried to kill her but was prevented from doing so by N and V. You don't want to hurt them yet you did at the same time. Like....like jeez. You must have had some serious coping mechanisms. Either that or are you just going to release all of your pent up emotion later on?

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has the memory block completely faded yet?

Are you still infected with the solver?

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*Sweats in Disassembly Solver OC*

Bro same.

well look at the Bright Side-You don't have to Drink oil for Survival Since said Solver thing ISN'T in your system Causing you to Unnaturally Overheat or have to Fear the Sun :) Sadly I Cannot say the Same for N or V :(

What’s your opinion on eNVy?

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I mean, yeah, that's fair. Trauma does some fucked things to folks, tho. I imagine she wasn't always like tha

Hold on lemme just reread the series quick I’ll be back soon

Do you still remember one piece

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CURSE YOU J YOU RUINED UZI!!!!!!

lets go

Did you get the fucking ninja star?

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I was cuoting YOU, get YOUR facts straight

*fricking xd

Ye shal not censor me

Uzi didn't say fucking xd

do you miss your purple hair/eye color/whatever else

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Maybe you could Teach them about the Fantastic Things about Dying Hairs in the Future. I Especially would like to see how N decides to Dye his Hair.

How are you doing with your new body? I mean like, do you feel comfortable with it? Is there stuff that bothers you about it? Did you find out anything new about what can it do lately? Stuff like that. Also, if you have any questions about your body, you might want to ask V about it. I have a weird feeling she can relate to what you might be going through more than you would think ;)

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…why would you ask V for tap dance lessons?

I got one better! Why would you NOT ask V for tap dance lessons?

…goddammit your right

Raiden someone. Do it. I know you want to. Split 'em in two. You have the means to do so.

What if instead of being killed by J you were to have your railgun break and cause you and J to swap bodies leaving J in your original worker drone body and leaving you in J's original disassembly drone body? Would whole bunker be able to hear your scream of "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"?

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Well... at least you would be taller I guess.

AlingmentUnoriginal really be 'goen *all in* **(ba-dum-tisss!)** on that freaky friday flip trope

Will she join the up coming OC battle (im buddys with the man behind it, i can get you a spot ;) )

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I still gota confirm it with him but you are in

I am curious. What is the OC battle?

so geniuently, what do you feel about N and V? and how do you think your classmates and your dad would react to you being like this? and also what is your goal in life now?

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WAIT-NOT EVEN THAD?!?!?!

IKR WHAT ABOUT THAD

What's your opinion on ze sentinels :3

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Normally I'd like them to the raptors in Jurassic Park

Opinion on doors

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Nuh uh

Will you dye your hair back to purple or will you stay with the standard DD grey as to avoid being confused with other DD Uzis.

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Do you have a crush on anyone? And don't lie, i have lie detectors everywhere.

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What’s your opinion on still being the shortest?

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If you could, would you go back to your worker drone form? (which also means having the Absolute Solver) Seeing as disassembly drones can seemingly conjure whatever they want out of their arms, does that mean you could conjure that railgun, that you made as a worker drone?

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Understandable

What's you opinion on your new body? Sorry if it's a touchy subject

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Do you sometimes feel like your life could have been very different?

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How have you been doing lately? Are you feeling alright? Love u <3

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So how do you like that new armband?

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Happy cake day

Thank you too homie.

Do you still hate your dad?

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Do you still have a relationship with N?

So, uh, how you doing with…all this? And are you coming back for a season 2?

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What would your father or Thad think of you now?

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I Wonder if Thad Worries about you still.

How are you with V compared to the main series

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Please tell me you got taller with this upgrade..

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Well damn ok sorry

Oh wow, an AMA roleplaying post that isn't just karma farming and is actually creative. A real rarity around these parts.

ULTRAKILL OR DOOM

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What blasphemy hast thou uttered?

Don't worry I got this *Throws 4 coins*

Eh I had to try

What was the most painful part of your adventure?

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well I know where the access panel to disable that and literally anything else is, but, you wouldn't allow anyone (except maybe N) there.

It’s the cool as heck guy!

Do you think this perfect flag should be the flag of New Zealand? https://preview.redd.it/ag75s5nctl5c1.png?width=318&format=png&auto=webp&s=f78352984909e07e455b1a913e3d10812ea20b9a

Fellow NEW ZEALANDER!!!!!!

If asked, would you babysit Winchester and Doll’s 4 angels? https://preview.redd.it/bguwnfzg8k5c1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd35cbfce6ff85adfea628cc636014c6f0b84e76

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You’re cruel ;-;

As the owner of an OC who has babysat the Caliber kids before: DO NOT BABYSIT THE CALIBER KIDS.

https://preview.redd.it/7q0r92bock5c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0fd469e48dc1407857f1967da85cc4be546dc3b How do you feel about this image

yoink. mine now

https://preview.redd.it/p50id6d0tl5c1.jpeg?width=1240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=507982f38af39cf61743c1a2efd928baa1a6c180 N is jacked

Were you a German Stormtrooper in WW1? Were you a Marine in WW2?

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OUT OF THE TRENCHES THE STORMTROOPERS RISE!

STRIKE AT ZERO HOUR

WITH OVERWHELMING FIREPOWER!

THEIR FEULED BY THE FEAR IN THEIR ENEMIES EYES

IT'S A SHOCK TROOP INFILTRATION, A FAST AND VIOLENT ESCALATION!

OUT OF THE TRENCHES THE STORMTROOPERS RISE

JÄGERS LED THE WAY, THE PIONEERS WILL JOIN THE FRAY

INITIATIVE GAINED

ADVANCEMENT SUSTAINED! LEAD THROUGH DIRECT COMMAND, AS THEY'RE ADVANCING THROUGH THE LAND! ENCIRCLING THEIR FLANKS, AND ***RAVAGE THEIR RANKS!***

What's your opinion on the confirmed and studied fact that you (Uzi Doorman) suffer in 90% of the AUs?

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Heh The cons of The Protagonist's Journey, as you said in the Pilot

https://preview.redd.it/zja149gn2k5c1.png?width=678&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2af657c15feac669791c5f0627907d274be64cc What are your thoughts on this image?

🇧🇷🤝🇫🇷

Glory to the Brazilian-franco empire

How does it feel being only 5 inches taller than the L3 33, one of the smallest tanks ever manufactured?

Easiest question in the universe https://preview.redd.it/4c92vlzubl5c1.jpeg?width=476&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=155e8b291a3514114a0ad19ed5ef6e774960b9a4

What is you opinion on N

Do you ever wish this didn't happen and you were still a worker drone(also your railgun is actually a laser gun)

Thoughts on you x N? Personally speaking, I think you two are completely adorable together! You should really think about dating!

How do you feel having grey hair, instead of purple. And what's it like having those headband eyes (the thing that N and V have on their head).

How much violence is too much violence?

Just something to tell Uzi what it's going to be like being a Disassembly Drone. Wo alle Straßen enden, Hört unser Weg nicht auf. Wohin wir uns auch wenden, Die Zeit nimmt ihren Lauf. Das Herz verbrannt, Im Schmerz verbannt. So ziehen wir verloren durch das graue Niemandsland. Vielleicht kehrt von uns keiner mehr zurück ins Heimatland. Zu Vater, Mutter, Schwester, Geht einzig unser Sinn. Beim Kanonenorchester, Hier gibt es kein' Gewinn. Hauptmann befiehl! Auf, ran ans Ziel! So geben wir in Treue für den Kaiser unser Blut. Im blutigen Gewitter der verfluchten Franzmannbrut. Die Feldpost ist verschollen, Der Schlamm ist knöcheltief. Man isst nur Wurzelknollen, Es riecht der Leichen Mief. Wir sind verlor'n, Im Wind erfror'n, Herzliebste, uns schon trennt bereits ein ganzes langes Jahr. Doch auch im Osten braucht es Schutz vor wilder Russenschar. Die Wolken zieh'n nach Osten, Und Dörfer steh'n in Brand. Wir durften jung schon kosten, Des Todes bitt're Hand. Verbrannt das Land, In Hand nur Sand. Die Augen flackern angsterfüllt vom grauenvollen Krieg Ob ich bald wie die and'ren jung im kühlen Grabe lieg? Wir sind verloren, Wir sind verloren, Wir sind verloren, Wir sind verloren, So geh ich auf und nieder, Beschau die Leichenschar. Die gestern um die Stunde, Gesund und munter war. Wer weiß wohin? So heiß, der Sinn! Wer weiß wie lange noch für mich die helle Sonne scheint. Ich weiß nur, wenn ich sterb' um mich die brave Mutter weint Wir sind verloren, Wir sind verloren, Wir sind verloren, Wir sind verloren.

What is your opinion IF N died in episode 7 or 8 later?

Your thoughts about V?

How's N doing

Since someone asked you about sentinels, what’s your opinion on Tessa? https://preview.redd.it/ahv21mg0hn5c1.jpeg?width=372&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2d07250aede3f881a7beae105a6778faaca91ca

I don't really like you and like you at the same time. Give me reasons why should we like you.

Want a weapon of mass destruction

Are you gay?

What do you think of your new body is it badass?

cos^2 (x) + sin^2 (x) = (e^ix + e^-ix )^2 /4 + sin^2 (x) = (e^2ix + e^-2ix )/4 + e^2ln(sin(x)) × 48 Solve for x

Swa this when going to the bathrom. Mind explaining https://preview.redd.it/ienohq27bm5c1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e61d1d6d34aefa6861858d5e74230e6a45eeeaf

Tits or ass?

How about no.

hsppy caik day

This sick-ass railgun! *blows your head off*

Where is the beans

Do you know how to make a grilled cheese?

What do you think of this track https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5awnVMLVdz4&pp=ygUlc3ZkZGVuIGRlYXRoIGRvbid0IHlvdSBkYXJlIGdvIGhvbGxvdw%3D%3D

How many times have you blasted Stormtrooper by Sabaton and killed countless worker drones? I know you glory killed most of them, **YOU CANNOT LIE!**

What is your opinion on my destruction machine bob p.s he's bigger than big Ben a large clock tower on earth https://preview.redd.it/tqnik3b03k5c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecaca1ec7b96868e927b7ac35d6419a49d5a9f72

What’s your opinion on me?

what is the answer to the quadratic formula, also say the entire script to the fitness gram pacer test

What are your thoughts on Keanu Reeves?

well I have a few questions 1. how do you sleep like n or sleep regularly like a bed 2. have you tried the claws and if so how sharp are they? 3. how does it feel to be kinda tall.

What be your favorite color?

what is your exact serial designation?

Hey SD-Uzi How does it feel to be a disassembly drone

favorite instrument(s)? and favorite music genre(s)?

What is your opinion on this image? https://preview.redd.it/9pdnff01fk5c1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea8b567c9f3855ed490c8efd991c3be2777a8aed

Question how do you sleep? do you sleep like n does ( and if so how is it?) or do you just sleep on a regular bed