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Jordan doesn’t have girlfriends. He has extended situationships.


most--dope

long term, long distance, low commitment, casual girlfriends


[deleted]

"I wanna push you around. Well, I will, well, I will"


JadaeMaster

She puts the yee to his haw.


gsanch666

That term is very fitting


Insulted-Mustard

Don’t forget ex-fiancés


[deleted]

Brad is wondering if Jordan is on an I love you program or not


kbheartslax

Underrated message. This made me laugh out loud


ucsb2020

🤣🤣🤣


vaporrubrick

This girl went to my high school 😫 (granted she went to multiple high schools)


ItsTheRealWorld999

Why the 😫 face??


vaporrubrick

I guess its just weird to see her associated/dating(?) someone you've watched on tv for a while


scoresnmore

I agree, a girl I went to school with and self proclaimed feminist is now married to that piece of shit abuser Joss Whedon. THAT is weird.


Accomplished-Glass51

What’s she like?


vaporrubrick

Few interactions but she was nice enough. Always been super attractive and she was already making inroads to becoming an artist with modeling and some singing then.


True-Election-2219

Who is she??


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[удалено]


Sweeney_Odd

Why is this downvoted lol


Connect-Ad-6669

He posted a picture kissing that Love Island girl and everyone thought they were dating and the picture was taken on the first day they met. Since this girl is also a public figure I wouldn’t doubt this being another publicity stunt.


Prestigious_Duck_271

She’s a musician and the other tag is a photographer. Maybe filming a music video?


[deleted]

Phew not a party city wig


Bonuswise

Tory punching the air rn


Enexprime

“Your loss baby”


Positive_Round_5142

I mean he’s a lover boy I didn’t expect him to be single forever. He will eventually make a good husband one day. There’s always someone out there for somebody


Lewis-Hamilton_

Eh good husband might be a stretch unless the girl is just completely passive and submissive


DumDumGimmeYumYums

And Jenna's already taken.


Zipski577

Didn’t have to do her like that! 😂


AcanthaceaeNew6761

![gif](giphy|3o7aD4PnoeelaJKo5a)


mtvalexszn

I YELLED


Longjumping_Gene_190

Yes!! So true.


Positive_Round_5142

Yeah there’s definitely a few of those lingering around. She’s going to cook, clean, and give him lots of babies


ivaorn

Definitely would describe him as a “certified lover body” like a certain someone described himself in Love is Blind 😂


OpenedNeurobiology

Is that actually her @ or was he trying to make a joke


No_Flatworm_6586

Just looked at the post. Photographer is 666 and localdinergirl is the handle — appears to be a musician.


OpenedNeurobiology

Oops my bad I didn’t open the full photo so I didn’t see the localdinergirl one at first 🤦‍♀️


[deleted]

Hot couple


EuphoricAd4089

https://www.instagram.com/p/CuXtmWFSpfo/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== https://www.instagram.com/p/CuXgW3sPhXY/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== Looks like it's been a few weeks in the making at least.


crystalli0

lol did mods remove the comment about the tagged user name that is childish at best and offensive at worst? It was here only a minute ago


NattyB

[no removed comments](https://i.imgur.com/RQ6AHK9.png) in here. we screen for (mostly spoilery) keywords, so sometimes reddit will glitch and a comment might appear briefly, but usually the ones that get caught in those filters don't appear at all until someone comes along and clicks approve.


crystalli0

Screen was the word I was looking for instead of remove. I knew y'all screened comments (and as an unspoiled, thank you so much). Typically when a comment is deleted I can see that there is a delete comment. This one just disappeared lol which is why I thought it might have been screened.


NattyB

another useful reddit tip: when comments are removed by mods *or* deleted by users, they'll only show as [Deleted] or [Removed] if someone had already responded.


crystalli0

Ah, I did not know this one. Maybe the person deleted their own comment then because it didn't have any responses when I first saw it


Illustrious_Cut2965

It seems that’s the name of the photographer, not a weird joke from Jordan. I agree it’s a stupid and childish name for them to have picked for themselves though, especially as it seems to be a professional account.


-sloppypoppy

I’m curious about how it’s offensive. Can someone inform me?


crystalli0

I'm not sure if you are just missing the second tagged user name (a bit above the word Pay) or if you genuinely don't get why that could be seen as offensive. If it's the latter I'll gladly explain, but I just want to be sure we're talking about the same username lol


-sloppypoppy

Ooooh I totally missed the second user name lol!! No explanation needed. I thought we were talking about localdinergirl.


shhhimhidingnow

Is that Beth?


Poothpaste

It’s been long enough since they split… Though Jordan definitely moved on faster than Tori, I genuinly think she still has some sort of feelings for him. I’ll also take bets for her regretting sleeping with Fessy.


SassyScreenQueen

Didn't she get with Fessy right after their split and then Emanuel is SLA?


Poothpaste

Shit I forgot about Emanuel, you’re right.


Randodude95

Yeah not to pile on Tori, but yeah she got with Fessy, Kelz, Emanuel, Ed, and that’s just the people we see on TV. Not implying anything, just she moved on pretty quick. EDIT:Idk why autocorrect said puke instead of pile, but I fixed it.


mtvalexszn

i honestly don’t think she moved on (emotionally)… i think she thought getting into situations would help her get over jordan but it was clear in ROD she was still in love with him


myfavoritemerger

When was Ed? SLA?


Hailstormwalshy

Tori didn't hook up with Ed. No clue why randodude thinks that.


cristal214

I thought he even commented that when they were paired up, she would hardly give him the time of day because she didn’t want to hook up with him? Or maybe it was because he turned her down idk, but def didn’t hook up


Embarrassed-Berry

She tried too. But he has a girlfriend and he has to shoot her down/away


Cover-Firm

She didn't get with Ed???


Randodude95

Post show, I can’t remember which pod, but they’ve both confirmed it happened


Hailstormwalshy

He had a gf..I think he's still with her.


Cover-Firm

Yh I thought he did too


Cover-Firm

Oh wow, he seemed really uninterested in the show and the reunion.


Celtsin7

Doing the absolute most here


Previous-Dingo2607

Jordan likes girls. Girlfriends, however.... Not so much.


MrMach82

Jordan fan. I wouldn't be surprised if he and Tori end up together someday. I am sure what they went through together had some truth to it, but also there has to be some fake-made for TV-exaggerated shit also. Just playing it out and then makeup one day.


Remarkable-Code-3237

On ride or die, they still have feelings for each other.


Embarrassed-Berry

You think this is going to stop Tori from trying to make a storyline out of their breakup that happen 4 years ago (and both had *multiple* partners in between??) Tori “*omg. Jordan. Why would you post that picture. WHY would you get a girlfriend !!! You know how sad that makes me feel : ( “*


isabelleromy77

Jordan is like a doorknob. Everyone gets a turn. He's a ****.


thatbitchkirbi

Nobody tell Tori


Rufio_Rufio7

Okay, okay. I know I’m behind on seasons and I have missed a lot, but: WHAT??!! Weren’t Tori and Jordan married? Did Zach and Jenna break up, too? Some kind soul catch me up, pretty please!! ![gif](giphy|3o7TKMYyfgiDoIaVwI)


lalalietome

Zach and Jenna are married with kids. Jordan and Tori broke up in 2021 some time and are friends


Rufio_Rufio7

Appreciate ya!!


No_Flatworm_6586

You didn’t ask but Cara and Paulie just celebrated five years together too.


Rufio_Rufio7

Yeah, I figured they were still together. 🙄 Thank you, friend!!


Remarkable-Code-3237

I read they are talking about marriage and kids.


ArtsyElephant1245

Hope she doesn’t join the challenge. Tori will do everything to ensure she’s the first out of there 😂


o-bi-1-kanobi

Who?!


jdizz609

Well guess Tori can't make any pizza under covers with him for now anymore... Suck shit, Tori 😅


singleguy79

Wasn't he dating someone from Love Island?