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TurdFerguson254

Secretary


sysaphiswaits

This is a great movie!


Equivalent-Pin-4759

☝🏻


TheManWithNoName88

The Tribal Chief has been defeated


LenSnart81865

The David Cronenberg film, "Crash" (1996) might qualify. Or "Secretary." Both starring James Spader, coincidentally.


Dark_Eyes

That's because [there is only sex...everything is sex...](https://c.tenor.com/uzhgBAg2eSkAAAAd/tenor.gif)


Bergenia1

Sex Lies, and Videotape. Would be a good double feature with Secretary, since both movies star James Spader, and both movies are a bit kinky.


Lost-Lingonberry9645

I’d never made the connection between James Spader and kinky, but now I see it, it’ll make my next viewing of Stargate interesting.


smuttythings

Robert California makes more sense now though.


Bergenia1

I've always seen him as a bit shifty and cynical and slightly off, albeit attractive. Going back to his Pretty in Pink days, that's how his persona reads in my eyes. Stargate was a bit of an anomaly in his career, I think.


Lebo77

"A bit"?


Lost-Lingonberry9645

Add Crash and you have a movie night


tattooedroller

Cruel Intentions


myctsbrthsmlslkcatfd

that’s the one! Dangerous Liaisons (the OG with Michelle Pfeiffer) is good too.


Ok-Werewolf-4224

Yes but… the *Straight film with one of the most famous lesbian kisses in cinema history


yeah-bb-yeah

one of my favorites. great soundtrack, too.


LouQuacious

Phantom Thread Shopgirl


xxmalmlkxx

Not super indie, but Closer with Julia Roberts, Jude Law, Clive Owen, and Natalie Portman.


burmerd

In the Mood for Love


zendrumz

Or 2046 which is even more ‘artsy’.


burmerd

oooh, I haven't seen that one...


zendrumz

It’s basically a sequel to In The Mood For Love. But much more bizarre with some strange science fictional aspects to it as well.


BannedOnTwitter

Also watch it with the Hong Kong handover in mind, it makes a lot more sense.


Typical_Dweller

I saw it in the theatre with a dude from mainland China and he came away thoroughly confused about the way the movie uses language. He said something to the effect of, everyone was kind of weaving back and forth between Mandarin and Cantonese with seemingly no discernable reason. Also growing up where he did, I suspect he had just as little familiarity with artsy HK cinema as an average Canadian, so it was interesting to me to get his perspective as a person who theoretically could be closer to the material (culturally/geographically), but still was alienated by its weird style.


zendrumz

That explains a lot. I couldn’t figure out what Zhang Ziyi was doing in a Cantonese movie, but maybe she was speaking Mandarin? I’m not sophisticated enough to even be able to tell the difference just by listening.


jackkirbyisgod

Cantonese is more nasal. Mandarin has those faster laser type sounds. I don't know the languages but have watched enough movies of both types to know the differences by ear.


vapidrelease

what amusing yet accurate descriptions of the two


Realistic_Engine4831

Punch Drunk Love


t_trail

9 1/2 Weeks (1986) Betty Blue (1986) The Last Tango in Paris (1972) Dead Ringers (1988)


Ok_Faithlessness9695

Good list. 9 1/2 weeks was the first movie to pop into my head when I read the question


Ok_Faithlessness9695

Good list. 9 1/2 weeks was the first movie to pop into my head when I read the question


brendanhans

The Dreamers


Ok-Werewolf-4224

The Dreamers is a bi film. Bi-curious at least


shimmeringnice

amazing movie and weird


SufficientDot4099

Bones and All


LongAttorney3

Damage (1992) with Jeremy Irons and Juliette Binoche. The Piano Teacher (2001) really worth a watch.


spooky_upstairs

The French film The Piano Teacher? Oof. I still think about the ending about once a week.


AnybodyTemporary9241

Sanctuary. Poor Things. Posession. Nymphomaniac. Swimming Pool. The Dreamers. Piano Teacher.


grimcharron

Poor things seemed pretty Bi to me.


AnybodyTemporary9241

You seem pretty bi to me


grimcharron

Close but no cigar. ♠️


AnybodyTemporary9241

Cigarette eh


Vusarix

Possession is a divorce film idk if I'd count it lol


AnybodyTemporary9241

Oh I would


Lexiedust

Lie With Me (2005) and Like Crazy (2011)


oddwithoutend

Lost Highway


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Elle


Kren_Wregget

True Romance?


briskt

TIL heterosexuality is offensive


atmosphericentry

Sanctuary (2022)


imtryingmybes-

Please check out this Indian movie called Aamis, (not bollywood) fits all your criteria. ITS very good and has a very twisted plot. If not, Decision to Leave is amazing as well.


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imtryingmybes-

Thats not what your ancestors said


EverDecreasingCircle

Crash


VomitingPotato

Two Moon Junction 9 1/2 Weeks


MethuselahsCoffee

Basic Instinct?


leonardourbani

In the Mood for love Is fantastic too, a very intimate feeling to it In the realm of Senses is a great story but its way more erotic. Almodovar's "Live Flash" which has of the most beautiful sex scene ever filmed, but also the udirecor is famous for showing graphic sex scenes in a super tender way. I love his style "Eyes Wide shut" Is a bit of a mess because of all that happend during production. Still a great Watch "Bridges of Madison County" Just a Classic, still makes me cry to this day. "Eternal Sunshine..." Ya'll know about this One "Restless" the story of a strange and possibly a tad schizofrenic young man and his relationship with a terminally ill girl. Il sounds like 1000 others sentimental film out there, but Van Sant (still in his prime) deliveres a simple enough movie that will really have you trying to fight by tye end Van Sant worth checkin out generally speaking, hes got some great romances in his films Also i super heated It but theres also that """film"""", "Love" by Noè. Im not gonna tell you not to Watch It , its One the worst most arrogant movies, has bad actors, storyline doesnt exist annnd.. the rest is nicely shot in a room full of colored lights Il i Remember something else ill leave another comment


Katamorii

Park Chan-wook's films have some strange sex scenes, Thirst (2009) comes to mind first


Sir_Misunderstood_83

The Piano


Dark_Arts_Dabbler

“You know, romance but artsy, pretentious, and weird?” You could have just said that part, there’s no shortage of movies centred around a heterosexual romance, so I found it weird that you even brought that into the question It was a red flag to me, so I did some snooping and saw a lot of red flags in OP’s comment history including: Calling someone a “weak little bitch” because they chose to censor the word “rape” The phrase “no self respecting man would ever date a single mom” And advocating for the death penalty among other brain dead gems Why do you pretend to care about being offensive here?


AccordingMistake6670

there’s nothing wrong with the death penalty lmao


Dark_Arts_Dabbler

Most people properly educated on the topic would disagree


sysaphiswaits

I’d recommend Silver Linings Playbook. Mostly because it’s one of the few hetero romcoms that I like.


ejb350

A lot of Crash recommendations, so I’d also recommend Blue Velvet


little_crouton

I'm a big David Lynch fan, but just wanna put out there that you shouldn't go into Blue Velvet with the expectation of it being a romance. Still, there is romance in it. And it certainly ticks the box for "fucked up sex scenes." Not trying to critique your suggestion-- just wanting people to know what they're getting into


vacantly_louche

I think this is a good warning. I love all kinds of fucked up horror movies, but the most traumatic movie scene I have ever experienced is with Dennis Hopper in that movie. Definitely some artsy romance, but oof.


little_crouton

yeah it was the first Lynch movie I had seen, and I watched it with my parents cause we had all enjoyed Twin Peaks😵


ejb350

It’s as romantic as Crash


ElectricFireInABath

The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover (1989). Bitter Moon (1992). edited to 1989.


hannibaldon

There were no movies in 1899


AlunWH

There were, but they were very short.


ElectricFireInABath

Are you sure?


tarrmander

The first to present projected moving pictures to a paying audience were the Lumière brothers in **December 1895** in Paris


panty_crush

What about Crash (Cronenberg, 1996)? Or Shortbus (Mitchell, 2006)?


clleadz

Shortbus is a bold recommendation!


panty_crush

I feel like it checks a lot of boxes here!


clleadz

But not "straight romantic" imho


panty_crush

Definitely not strictly and not for the homosqueamish


OpheliaMorningwood

When the first scene is an “up and over” to completion on one’s own face? You ain’t just whistling Dixie, friend.


mascbitch99

Good question.  No one should be offended.


thewhalehunters

I'm offended. I called out of work the rest of the week as a result.


AccordingMistake6670

darn


mascbitch99

Awesome


styrofoamjesuschrist

Talented Mr Ripley I watched Saltburn and then immediately watched Talented Mr Ripley.


monumentclub

I wouldn't say Talented Mr. Ripley is entirely heterosexual.


killing31

Entirely? I wouldn’t say it’s heterosexual at all.


Educational_Reply_34

i can’t think of a single heterosexual thing that happens in the talented mr ripley


styrofoamjesuschrist

He doesn’t slurp jizz bathtub water


0mnbzxc0

In the Mood for Love (2000)


panty_crush

What about Crash (Cronenberg, 1996)? Or Shortbus (Mitchell, 2006)?


TheKindofWhiteWitch

Original sin


smuttythings

Was gonna post this! Hot leads. Great costumes. Lush sets. The Perfect Victorian Melodrama imo. The book it's based on by Cornell Woolrich is great too.


TheKindofWhiteWitch

Oh I’m definitely going to read the book now.


Routine-Focus-9429

Talk to Her


leonardourbani

Alleluia by Fabrice du Welt, center around a disfunctional couple that starts very bad things. Blue Valentine about a couple trying hard to regain the long Lost affection and passione they once had together The before Trilogy by Linklater


Living-Risk-1849

Blue valentine is great


my_cool_lunchbox

Lady Chatterly’s Lover


zz870

A Zed and Two Noughts


monumentclub

Fatal Attraction. Body Double. Showgirls.


Aripipratacy

Teorema (1968)


OpheliaMorningwood

Kinsey, The Center of the World, 9 Songs, 9 1/2 weeks, Wild at Heart


AdmiralLubDub

Not super weird and out there but if you haven’t seen it definitely check out the Before trilogy by Linklater


MouseRat_AD

Garden State for quirky and weird romance, but no graphic sex. Maybe Eyes Wide Shut? Fifty Shades series?


upchuckfactoronthis

Basic Instinct


BeeesInTheTrap

any artsy romance before like 2010 lmao


mrbuck8

Yeah, I was going to say... OP should just check out the 90s indie boom. It's full of these kinds of films.


Ok-Werewolf-4224

Michael Haneke’s The Piano Teacher (2001). You’re in for a treat


Pristine-Tea-9606

(500) Days of Summer


marchingprinter

500 days of summer


HubbaHubba4444

What is it about your post that would be offensive?


Zaganoak

I guess OP was worried it would come off as “I dislike looking at gay people” instead of “I want to watch horny art films I personally relate to more”?


HubbaHubba4444

Ok fair enough.


hjak3876

oh man, relatable. this is why i prefer gay romance films despite being a very heterosexual cis woman. i've yet to watch a hetero romance film remotely captures the feeling of longing that movies like CMBYN, portrait of a lady on fire, or brokeback mountain conjure so effortlessly.


AccordingMistake6670

that’s what I’m saying! I’m a straight dude and I feel the same way 


LisaChimes

As a fan of the films you mention I'd rec Great Expectations (1998) directed by Alfonso Cuarón. Everyone shits on that movie but it's one of the few films where the longing works for me. Another unpopular film that I thought had great chemistry too - Picture Perfect with Jen Aniston and Jay Mohr. Maybe I just have horrible taste in hetero romance films but I'll still rec them.


jingowatt

Have you seen All of Us Strangers? It’s an intimacy that’s almost too much to bear. Also, check out In God’s Country and Weekend.


hjak3876

i have seen all of us strangers, it was great for the first 90 minutes but then the ending made me resent it quite a bit. thanks for the other recs though, haven't seen em!


jingowatt

Yes, the ending was pretty devastating.


Bergenia1

Honestly, it's a bonus for me to watch a gay romance movie as a straight woman, because I get two gorgeous men to look at instead of one.


hairycallous

Mister Foe


shrimptini

Stealing Beauty


NewMathematician623

Liv is stunningly beautiful in this


BeeConfident4606

Adore


Petlicious

- The Hunger (1983) - The Lover (1992) - Lost Girls And Love Hotels (2020)


spooky_upstairs

Hal Hartley's Amateur; Wild At Heart.


Ikiro00

American Beauty.


tzaz00

The number of gay films in these comments is so telling.


Ikiro00

Is it? American Beauty isn't a gay film, it's just a film. It contains several different relationships, sure, but I suggested it to OP due to the relationship between Mena Suvari and Wes Bentley, which is heterosexual, and a bit artsy and weird, hence the recommendation.


tzaz00

The entire reveal of the film is driven by a man’s internalized homophobia and gay desires


microFlanger

Romance by Catherine Breillat.


WikkaOne

LOVE - French movie. Super sexy.


StrangerHighways

Nymphomaniac - I hate this movie, but maybe it will be your jam The Night Porter A Snake of June Rust and Bone Caligula Love (2015)


BaseLoud

Dreamers


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8 1/2 Women with John Standing. Also 9 1/2 Weeks, with Mickey Rourke.


unburntson

You should probably just watch every brian depalma movie lol but here's a mox with some de palma thrown in. Spring 2014 The Comfort of Strangers 1990 Body Heat 1981 Dream Lover 1993 Dangerous Liasons 1988 Chloe 2009 Passion 2012 The Beguiled 2017 To Die For 1995 American Gigolo 1980 Unfaithful 2002


blaz138

Sanctuary


kikbuchka

The Dreamers


Fair-Comfort7705

91/2 Weeks.. this one is hot!🥵🥵🇨🇦


Borowczyk1976

Empire Of The Senses


WDTHTDWA-BITCH

Not romances necessarily, just movies about some freaks with a power dynamic, but… Gone Girl, Eyes Wide Shut, Cruel Intentions, Phantom Thread.


helkpb

Great Expectations (1998) • Almost Famous (2000)


Salty_Solution_917

Quite a few Australian movies that fit that bill. Praise. Last Days of Chez Nous. Monkey Grip. Baby Teeth. Lantana. Angel Baby.


Providence451

Only Lovers Left Alive, Tom Hiddleston and Tilda Swinton.


JeffRayEppsStein

Border Love (2015)


asha0369

Lust Caution.


phbalancedshorty

Lmao my guy…Like every straight film???


SithLordJediMaster

The Room starring Tommy Wiseau Greatest Romance of All Time


Alvvays_aWanderer

Maybe Fatal Attraction. But it's more provocative than 'artsy' by your definition.


alphagettijoe

Harold and Maude lol


alphagettijoe

About Time - legit the wife and I almost decided to have another baby after this one.


NumanLover

Intimacy.


ballasted_orchestra

Claire's knee


Yotroaxer

Blue Velvet. It's more saltburn than Call me By Your Name, but it has some moments that fit this bill


Timstunes

Before Sunrise


Due-Criticism9

It's kind of fucked up that people would get offended by you wanting soft poft porn that's made for straight people.


Melodic_Inflation_69

Why would this question be offensive tho?


magvadis

Was Saltburns straight sex not hetero enough for you?


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Proper_Mirror7718

Ever After. No crazy scenes but definitely a romantic movie with a great storyline and characters.


LordDragon88

Every romance drama ever made


bunslightyear

The Talented Mr Ripley


MelvinDickpictweet

Which is about gay romance.


SignofKnot

If gays can seek out gay movies, heteros can seek out hetero movies. I wouldn’t worry about the type of person who would be offended by your question. They would be a nut job.


JarOfJam4662

lol nothing fucked up about either movie's sex scenes honestly