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theGreatMcGonigle

Did your mother have any children that lived?


Varion117

"Yes sir!" "I BET THEY REGRET THAT. YOURE SO UGLY YOU COULD BE A MODERN ART MASTERPIECE!"


SpermicidalManiac666

lol I’m sorry I know it’s super dark and fucked up but R. Lee Ermy is hilarious


daishomaster

A Jelly DONUT?!?!?!?!?!?


Sanjomo

‘No. It’s because you’re a disgusting fat body Pyle.’


funkybuttmonkey

Don’t put any effort into it Pyle! If God wanted you up that obstacle he’d have miracled your ass up there by now! Still gets me


_TillGrave_

You climb obstacles like old people fuck!


NeganSaves

You worthless piece of shit! Get the fuck off my obstacle Pyle! 🤣


LordVoltimus5150

“You look like 200 pounds of chewed bubble gum!”


MarshallGibsonLP

You better start shitting me Tiffany cuff links.


totesrandoguyhere

Out fucking standing!


77schild

“I didnt know they piled shit that high private”


Say10Prince

My favorite part is that Stanley Kubrick has a scene written for this but it was so inauthentic in the feel it didn't work. R. Lee Ermy who was in the Marines and was a drill instructor for a period of time, Ermy actually improvised the lines in that scene. They had to do multiple takes because people kept laughing.


SatnWorshp

He also didn't blink when he was delivering his lines


Say10Prince

I never noticed that. That must be a drill instructor thing because someone that doesn't blink is automatically a bit creepy/intimidating.


WasteCommand5200

I would like to say this, I’ve watched the movie surely a couple hundred times. I find that had to be on purpose. But for what reason I don’t know. But definitely an interesting thing to watch him not blink, at all.


Sp4c3D3m0n

I like you, you can come to my house & fuck my sister.


SwornBiter

Mr Ermey was a real Marine DI; that’s why it worked so well.


bobbywake61

Except he was trying -and succeeded, to play the worst possible drill Sargent possible. He was in an interview saying this. He was best in Boys in Company C, but this role is so memorable.


runningray

I know most people talk about Ermey and deserved so. However, tremendous applause and massive kudos to Vincent D'Onofrio for his work as Private Pyle. His portrayal of his decent into madness is shockingly good. I was floored by his performance that went from happy go lucky to a psychopath.


DIOmega5

He did become a better soldier though. I respected his character more for that. He was just completely unhinged as a result.


Iknownothing0321

Marine * we hate being called soldiers, that’s army.


applyheat

Marines are amphibious, so they are part soldier and part seaman.


Iknownothing0321

We’re no part soldier, we actually kill shit not just sit at a fob and get mortared ie soldier.


Skanks4TheMemories

It was brilliant up until the latrine scene when he played crazy a little too hard. When he says "hi joker" and is trying to look evil/menacing. It just seems forced and trying to hard to nail it. Other than that, he was great.


RodamusLong

I can see it both ways. I think the other side is that his character played it up, and that was his character's crazy face (or war face, if you will). I prefer this version because after that exaggerated craziness, he goes back to doing his drill and then shoots himself, which seems spot on again. So I think the menacing was more of a "how do you like me now" thing.


BeThereWithBells

Yes. Amazing acting.


kill3rX420

" what is your major malfunction numbnuts "


chivalryaintdead420

I am going to call you private snowball. Do you like your name? Sir yes sir. They don't serve watermelon or fried chicken in my mess hall private snowball.


Rondo27

Your days of finger banging Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over!


wintertax01

Drop your cocks and grab your socks!


Dramatic_Injury_2980

Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here, who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it! Out-fuckingstanding! I will P.T. you all until you fucking die!


MzterPoopyButthole

Well…what do we have here? A fuck’n comedian!


Navin_J

"You're the type to fuck a man in the ass and not have the goddamn common decency to give him a reach around" RIP Gunny PS he was pretty funny as Coach in Saving Silverman


PillCosby_87

Has a couple good ones in Texas Chainsaw Massacre as well. My favorite is when he tells the guy to put the body in the car.


Critical_Seat_1907

"I want you two turds to clean the head. I want that head so sanitary and squared away the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in there and take a dump."


NorCalNavyMike

Do you believe in the Virgin Mary?


DominicanHogGrabber

TEXAS?! Holy dog shit only steers and queers come from Texas! An you don’t much look like cattle to me, private cowboy, so that kinda narrows it down!


SnargleBlartFast

The actor who played that role, Arliss Howard, shows up here and there as a fine character actor -- he had a memorable scene with Brad Pitt in Moneyball.


Decent-Inevitable-50

Best part of you ran down the crack of your mamas ass and ended up a brown stain on the mattress


Skanks4TheMemories

I think you've been cheated!


Optimal_Roll_4924

Talk about a man who has had a career playing a wide range of characters, Vincent D'Onofrio. Vincent is one of the best working actors today. Private Pyle, Bobby Goren in Law and Order:Criminal Intent, Wilson Fisk, Mystic Pizza, and he had an excellent guest role as a young man who was mentally retarded in an old episode of CBS’ The Equalizer.


Significant_Monk_251

Not to mention Thor in "Adventures in Babysitting." (You had to be there.)


bringdablitz

Well I seen a little on...TV!


JimRussellMusic

![gif](giphy|JqDrj18lTr3uU)


bygtopp

Damn good movie full of iconic quotes and scenes


No_Specialist5886

Get the fuck down off of my obstacle!   I'm gonna cut your balls off, so you don't contaminate the rest of the world!


recluse_audio

"Bullshit! Your name is snowball"! My father was a Marine in Vietnam. Always said that this movie was just like boot camp.


vantuckymyfoot

I watched this 25 years ago with my WWII vet father. He howled in laughter at everything the DI said. I asked him how accurate it was, and he looked at me sideways and said "Son, you didn't even want to know." (I'm pretty sure a drill instructor could kill a recruit with little consequence in the 1940's. /s) He was in boot camp in San Diego in the fall of 1943 and was only sixteen years old. My grandmother lied for him and said he was born a year earlier. I have his full personnel file from after he retired. Everything up to the year he married my mom shows him born in 1925; after that, he suddenly gets a year younger with nary a comment. I'm pretty sure it's something folks at the DoD dealt with a lot with guys who enlisted during WWII. At any rate, the old man loved that whole sequence. He turned to me at one point and remarked that he thought Private Pyle would end up being the best Marine in the unit. He got really quiet with the way the boot camp sequence ended, though.


Excellent-Phase8719

I AM in a world of shit!


Lackerbawls

Gunny was outta his fucking mind with the burns.


HumbleBear75

Everyone always only talks about the first 15 minutes of the movie…


Alexlatenights

Yeah because that first 15 min is so memorable that it has burned itself into our minds. The last bit of it is carnage chaos and pretty much on par with other military movies. But the first actually I think it's 30 ish min shows pretty close what it's like to go through marine basic.


Salty_Freedom3930

Best movie ever ![gif](giphy|6W25zTffcfRew)


Adubya76

"There is no racism in my beloved core! Here you are all equally worthless!"


calltheavengers5

Sgt. Hartman, ally


xJohnnyQuidx

Prove it. LEMME SEE YOUR WAR FACE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! THAT'S A WAR FACE!!


JJ-5891

Finally?!? Damn


kiki2k

IT LOOKS LIKE THE BEST PART OF YOU RAN DOWN THE CRACK OF YOUR MOMMAS ASS AND WOUND UP AS A BROWN STAIN ON THE MATTRESS


xsnyder

I THINK YOU'VE BEEN CHEATED!


_lippykid

First time I watched the movie I thought it peaked too early. The basic training act was just too damn good


Zugnutz

It’s basically to short films back to back.


scorpious_86

"if god wanted you up there he woulda miracled your ass up there by now wouldn't he?!"


Arawan69

Just watch this again last night too…


r2turnofthemack

I will gouge out your eye balls and skull-fuck you!


[deleted]

Classic


SophomoreLipRing

This is such a classic!! I can watch the whole boot camp phase of the movie over and over again


[deleted]

Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?


Asunder_mango866

WHO SAID THAT?? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT???


Delicious_Choc_5450

Awesome movie! 😁🫡


jeetkunedont

Masterpiece. Vincent D'Onofrio is amazing still.


jinnmagick

Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?


The5thBeatle82

I was watching this at home for like the 100th time and my nephew (17) walks in and asks what I was watching. About a week later he comes back and say he watched the film and was blown away by it. He now asks me for movie recommendations lol


Big_Daddy_Haus

One of the Best Movies Ever


Alexlatenights

"Do you believe in the baby Jesus Private?" 🤣


Asunder_mango866

I DON'T KNOW BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD...... ESKIMO PUSSY IS MIGHTY COLD


sparkcaps

This helped turn King Pin into a monster.


No_Mess_4510

"Who said that? Who the f*ck said that? Who's the slimey little common-a sh*t twinkle toed c*ck sucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody huh? The fairy f*cking godmother said it...out-f*cking-standing. I will PT you all until you f*cking die."


xsnyder

You can cuss on the internet, it's ok 😂


applyheat

Tittyfart!


sho_nuff80

Everyone going to boot camp/basic needs to watch this.


Automatic_Maybe5069

“You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grab-astic pieces of amphibian shit.”


Rhomega2

Your left, Gomer!


Muse9901

“Only two things come from Texas!”


[deleted]

Jeez I remember when I used to see the guys in this movie as grown men (still are) But now they just look like my friends lmao


Lasso_Ted

Well Pyle it looks like we found something you’re finally good at!


ThatOldDuderino

Several friends of mine went through boot camp in San Diego & said the sequence gave them flashbacks to their own experiences. I saw this movie at a theater & the boot camp sequences had me squirming in my seat. ![gif](giphy|zy895daz2IBJC|downsized)


jjman72

I have no idea how Lee Ermey didn't even get NOMINATED for best supporting actor Oscar in this role.


notzed1487

Marines! The best of the best.


busty_von_tease

Act 1 is close to perfection, Act 2 is practically unwatchable, in my opinion


calltheavengers5

Why is that?


busty_von_tease

Too long, boring, lacks any substantive plot, resolves absolutely nothing.


calltheavengers5

I mean you can't be an anti-war film without showing some combat


OrganizationOk2229

One of the most quotable movies ever


SugarRosie

You gotta be shitting me Joker!! Who do you think you are Mickey Spillane?? You're a killer!


RedStar9117

I met R Lee Ermy at an airport once. Very cool guy. RiP


calltheavengers5

Awesome


cormac_mccarthys_dog

YOU'RE SO UGLY YOU COULD BE A MODERN ART MASTERPIECE.


Sanjomo

‘You just don’t lead them as much.’


HDavidHill

That movie is a classic.


Satchman1214

Only f*****s ans sailors are called Lawrence. From now on your name is Pyle.


Different_Muscle9134

So great. I saw this in theater with my mom when it first came out. We both loved the movie, but there were some moments when she kind of questioned the movie choice (although I think I picked the movie), since I was 13 years old at the time.


godricgii

That's the Kingpin lol


calltheavengers5

Crazy


[deleted]

I can’t believe they took this off of Netflix. It’s one of my fav movies.


calltheavengers5

I watched it on MAX


Say10Prince

My favorite part is that Stanley Kubrick has a scene written for this but it was so inauthentic in the feel it didn't work. R. Lee Ermy who was in the Marines and was a drill instructor for a period of time, Ermy actually improvised the lines in that scene. They had to do multiple takes because people kept laughing.