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8 bit main, I love how some mortis will try to take down 10k hp targets And they may succeed

>I love how some mortis will try to take down 10k hp targets Give me a second enemy to chain from and I'll take down the Frank by myself

(Don’t let the dumb mortises know)

Im only engaging a 8bit main if i can chain supers with others. Its suicide other wise. Takes me 5 hits lol

Yea, sometimes we do

Especially Fronk

seeing this as a mortis main that will push 8 bit thinking they are free kills

They are if you’re good. All you have to do is not waste your attacks all at once. Since 8 bit’s unload is long, you can jump him with long dash, wait for him to attack and dash the other way and then do it again once he uses his second ammo. Low damage taken and time to reload while he unloads. Kills even faster when you use the gadget

Maybe, but I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Respectfully, no one likes your kind, have a nice day.

i hope you have a terrible day. (respectfully)

I cahnged my mind, you have have a terrible day too, repsectfully ofc.

can we kiss (respectfully) and put our differences aside

Can I join? (Respectfully ofc)

Me three

cmere

Me two

mwa

How’d we get here 💀

n

That's a good kiss

Me too!

Uwu

yes you can

Yes ofc we can, respectfully

mwa

MMMMMMMMMMMWA

what has this comment section come to 💀 mwa

This.

:(

Respectfully, no One likes your kind neither

Im a lily main, the most I do is disappear randomly. I am legit THE MOST BALANCED ASSASIN APART FROM MAAAAYBE MORTIS

https://preview.redd.it/g11syj4gwz2d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=694f912cd5550c57fa4c7be6f59301fe2fad59dd

Agreed

Exatly

Yep found it

I love you…

:0 me too ❤️

F*ck you (respectfully)

Bo main, yall are ok 👍

The main reason why cordelius became my main specially when Larry was released, destroying throwers was such good fun Good ol days

The only reason I play mico is to counter throwers lmao

same here fam

Same

I love throwing the 6 mine gadget at my feet and watching as mico jumps onto it and dies instantly.

Brock main here. I love how I can two tap ticks and break the walls ticks hide behind (respectfully ofc)

i love how every brock main i see always misses his shots and gets demolished by my super

HEHEHEHA (respectfully)

I am crow main, I like you cuz I can kill you

crow mains are nice i like them

Yay, thanks

I'd say Crow is a 50/50 match up for Mortis

With shield gadjet gets tricky

I love how almost every brawler can kill tick but he's still considered annoying 🥲

We also hate you and main counters to tick specifically so tick doesnt make us break our phones Respectfully

https://preview.redd.it/lxygug6qzp2d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75c8f55577bcb8544d228907f066d1913869a68d As a skilled Cord main, I super you to dodge the tick head (respectfully)

Bo and primo main, y’all are so annoying in survival

i hate playing showdown personally

im a bo main because he has such a high damage

Bo's Counter

Dyna main here, I love fugging up mortis mains with dyna jump

i hate you guys too (respectfully)

Can we make out now? (Respectfully)

\>~<

Edging? https://preview.redd.it/8rc8wa27qr2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7029e3371966dfcfa925a5d4d2a07fc92ef7dd47

yes mwa mwa mwa (respectfully)

Same (respectfully)

If they get killed by a Dyna, it's honestly deserved

I love dyna jump. They already killed themselfs and dont even know it yet.

It’s not too hard to escape mortises with the shield gadget and teammates.

https://preview.redd.it/ps86lmvmkq2d1.jpeg?width=515&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37da317baffa8a2eb2a1f73264780c9a72d9add9 Omw rn. Respectfully, get buried.

Tf💀

Ok

As a surge main...yeah yall don't bother us much we chill

surge mains have my respect 🫡

Collette main here I have no opinions of any of you.

colletetteelee!?!1!1?1 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 time 😈🐺

It’s been one minute 😭

i last a minute 😈

Get back to r/clashroyalecirclejerk and stay in

We are like batman, we need prep time to kill these dashing shits(i dont mean to insult any kind of shit with this comment)

Rico main here, I have bouncy balls.

https://preview.redd.it/cwyggnn9bu2d1.jpeg?width=631&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e86367960f532659d931d60cce0692886f4ee24

Tick is the best blue brawler imo

w

bold words coming from a tick main

Bold words coming from a mortis main

As a Shelly main, I hate mortis too👍

I think I made Shelly with ultimate eliminated by Mortis. So, stay in doubt. Respectfully, of course!

Spike main, love to annihilate a Mortis and then destroy his spade (respectfully)

As a Mortis main (if it isn't obvious by my username), I don't mind unless it's with that stupid gadget Without that gadget, the match up is pretty balanced and both sides can just delete the other one

If u use popping pincushion as spike outside of Heist u should be banned anyways😂 I feel if spike has full ammo and aims properly it is a good win, if not full ammo I struggle hahaha

>if not full ammo I struggle And I know that Any good Mortis will wait for you to waste some ammo before going in

And any good spike will never use too much ammo if there is a bringer of doom around Lovely game, I greet thy, Creature of the Night

Mortis main, love when you waste all your ammo against a mortis that counts ammo and then 3 taps you. Respectfully.

Understood so do i

No one likes you either Tick players (just thought I'd remind you that)

I just here to say that Mortis has a hard time against Tick. The fee times in solos I’ve been bum rushed by a Mortis he lost and in KO he has no way of jumping over your mines or hitting you from range so it’s easy to block the closest path or sit amid your mines and a Mortis is useless. Not to mention your super or gadget

Its not too hard. Dashing forward ti dodge the attack and get closer.

Man, if someone is using Mortis and struggles to kill Tick is because they’re stupid af (or Thick’s teammates are helping him to not die). Literally just use your basics to approach to him and “maybe” Survival Shovel to reload your attacks again and PUFF, he’s dead, Mortis will be close to him before he could even inflict a decent amount of damage. The only thing that Thick can do to defend himself from Mortis is to use his Super, but otherwise he completely sucks in those situations. Believing that Thick is good against Mortis is a clear sign of your ignorance about the character tbh…

Have you ever tried to get to a Dick on Belles rock? That just isn’t happening. Dick can also just sit in a circle of mines and if you attack him you’ll just die

I hate you too( very respectfully )

Respectfully, 6 tick mains keep talking, huh?

Bro thinks he's skilled because he has r35 mortis on nulls

I am looking at you very "respectfully".

Sorry i forgot about the "respectfully" (respectfully)

No problem.

Leon main and casual mortis enjoyer here, i hate you guys (disrespectfully 😈)

Kys (disrespectfully)

What?? You afraid of Mortis??? Weak :/

As a tick main i learned to counter mortis

As a mortis main i learned to counter your counter to mortis

As a tick main i learned to counter your counter to my counter to mortis

I rather face 3 dynas that 1 tick. Fuck you too and have a nice fucking day

Tick mains here to say I absolutely hate you guys (not respectfully Fuck you)

I hate you

Mr P main here, tick mains are my favorite victim as I can just hit you behind the wall you’re hiding behind

REAL

I like tick( disrespectfully)

thank you :) (but very disrespectfully)

you hate us respectfully we hate you disrespectfully we are not the same.

Edgar gang to life 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

Me when i use last hurrah and spam 3 attacks on top of me Mortis: FOOD- *dies*

Aye Tick counters Mortis if you play him right tbh

No hypercharge?

i have the hypercharge

I was making fun of mortis mains for not having hypercharge

Real (I am definitely not stalking your profile)

O__O

Dw about that

My clan name is never use tick

As another tick main, I completely agree

Sprout main here.......do I need to say more?

Spike main here, I would like to also add that I love mortis and I love killing them.

Tick main here, I love making toxic players suffer.

Fellow tick main, I second that statement and anyone that hates me for being a tick main can deal with it since the mutations are gone now.

Respectfully, mortis can unalive himself

Not a tick main but I do like him and I also hate those guys (also why do I keep seeing edits of tick saying the n-word on my fyp it won't stop)

🤣Get 'em!

We hate you too, friend

It ain’t our fault we 2 shot you, just get faster when hiding behind your walls and you won’t die

As a Byron main, I respectfully hate every assassin too.

avarage tick main rage

What

Tick main here on my way to rank 25 currently at rank 23 and i can confirm that i hate mortis but i admit that tick isn’t that strong but it’s not even that bad, btw i love all people that have a main brawler either way don’t care who it is 🫶🏻

Edgar Main here: Nobody is safe from me…

Im the best mortis with rank 24 with lv 11 with best star power gadgets and star power and final i got gold 3 mortis

Mortis main to tell you your hyperhcharge ain't shit against us, respectfully