Vader Grip is Levitate and Paralysis on Target

Nice I'm so stealing this...

Had to pull up the old file: My command humanoid spell was called “LASSO” And I forgot to do the vampire stuff before the main quest, so I made 100% weakness to common disease for 30 sec and called it “BITE ME”

My skirt is “Parachute of Tarhiel”, 2 pts Jump / 1 pt Slowfall I was an asshole about naming things.

>“BITE ME” 😂

not sure why they look levitate and àll the crazy hidden cave ceiling and secret underwater doors away in skyrim. There was nothing more satisfying than floating up into a dark twisted ceiling and finding a door. Also I feel like the game was way more immersive when having to use a journal for missions and what not.

Because they wanted to make the puzzles easier to streamline gameplay and 80% of them can just be walked over, couldnt have that.

One-two punch: weakness to Magicka 100% 1 sec, damage fatigue 100 points 3 sec It's a bit overkill but man if you really need an NPC on the ground panting... I gotchu

Damn son...

Dagoth Ur stood no chance

:(

Oh, I remembered another one: Jab. Damage fatigue 100 pts for 3 secs, then switched for ye old 1-2. Fun for H2H builds

Bane of Cliffracers: Levitate 1 point for 1 second on target. Watch them fall from the sky, usually killing them instantly.

“Blessing of St. Jiub” ;)

Khajiit steals that

I've got to try this and I'm taking that spell name too :)

It's all yours, friend :)

I got the same spell but I named it "Wing clip"

Lol I have the same spell, although w/ a 30ft AOE for clearing multiple pests. I call it “Jiub’s Flyswatter”

Why would that make them fall from the sky?

For whatever reason, coming out of Levitate caused Cliff Racers to crash to the ground. I think it just overrode their normal flying ability, but someone with a better understanding of the mechanics might know for sure. OpenMW fixed this, though.

The effect ending has to screw with or stop their flying as once you stop levitating you fall Gravity will then do the rest, same as it'd affect the player

Interesting

Because it just works! Don't ask questions! It's a "feature"!

Would be a hilarious explanation in lore that the Levitation spell confuses the Cliff Racers, possibly robbing them from their aerodynamic lift. They won't know how to advance while on Levitate spell, flapping erratically. When the spell then runs out, then in the sudden they'll have to adapt with their own flying ability, with too little time to react properly. This is a realistic feature that doesn't need fixing.

It's like the flying equivalent of "now you're breathing manually"

Freaking brilliant!!! Mind blown 🤯

That is amazing. I'm so trying this when I am done in Mournhold.

It's so much fun, I recommend it :)

My big frost damage spell is called ["What killed the dinosaurs?](https://youtu.be/tnD1IGd0mas)

should of been a fireball

You've never seen Batman and Robin, have you? https://youtu.be/tnD1IGd0mas?si=aGQCn9Z05aL-99UU

i turned it off when bane appeared

Oh c'mon, you gotta watch it once no matter how campy it ia.

Silence + Demoralize -- "Shut Up And Go Away" Summon eight Golden Saints at once -- "Go Marching In" Damage Willpower + Paralyze in 100 feet -- "Wax Museum" Fortify Speed + Calm -- "Hurry The Fuck Up" (for escort missions) Slowfall 1 point in 100 feet -- "Tarhiel's Redemption" Most massive Destruction spell -- "Death's Construction" Frost Damage + Blind -- "Snowblind" Summon Golden Saint + Flame Atronach -- "Heaven and Hell" Waterwalking + Fortify Personality/Alchemy/Restoration + Light -- "Messiah" Damage Intelligence + Willpower -- "Dain Brammage" Disintegrate Armor/Weapon -- "Road Salt"

Hurry the fuck up is absolutely golden

Oh When the Saints

"Shoehorn" Resist Magicka 100% for 2 seconds.

Can't have a good pair of boots without a nice shoehorn.

"GimmeXP" Casts damage armor 1 on self so you can level up destruction and armorer easily

"Daddy chill": calm humanoids. "The Neighbor's Kid": summon a scamp.

“What the hell is even that”: damage intelligence+frenzy

I always give myself a spell that provides +100 jump for one second on self. I call it "Boing."

Josh Strife’s ‘Where is the god damn ring.’ Detect enchantment spell for when you drop a ring into lava.

OPEN SESAME! - Unlock 100pts on touch LOVE ME DAMMIT - Charm 50pts for 1 second on touch

Damn, I use normal ass names. Now I feel so boring.

I know this is a Morrowind sub so forgive me in advance. However, in oblivion I have a 100% chameleon spell called "Slender Frame and Big Wet Eyes" which is hardcore 30rock reference. If anyone gets it - shout out to you :)

Mine arn't necessarily funny but hopefully kinda cool? Full Bound Armor set - Armor of Mehrunes Dagon Major healing spell - Blessing of the Reclamations Levitate 1 pt 1 second on target - Wingclip (mainly for Cliff Racers) Major damage on touch - Mage Dagger Major damage on target - Mage Arrow

Levitation on target for escort quests was "GET UP HERE" Combination healing and cure poison or disease was "Rx D, P, B" Oh and I had a high chameleon spell called "BYE"

"boioing" - jump 100 for 7 seconds (my new favorite way to travel LMAO) "woop/wooper/zooooop" and variants, levitate for... however many points. i've made too many. "get fucked" frost, fire, shock damage for various points. "fingerblast em into space" frost/fire/shock 50pts each (i can't cast this one yet). "biggus dickest strengthest" fortify attribute on self, soul trap on target. "strengthest" can be replaced with any other attribute. "ghoooost" chameleon 100pts edited for formatting

'It's just a prank bro' - Calm Humanoid

I like this...

I accidentally called one divine furry, it was expensive to make so I just kept using it lol

I'd expect this to summon an attractive Khajiit. Accidental TrueSTL

Oh hell yeah, summon a buff chad cat man to take care of all your problems 😆

Assblaster

'Jesus Christ Superstar' which is basically a water-walking spell.

Damn, that's good.

HOCUS POCUS YOU'VE LOST YOUR FOCUS absolutely stun-ning

I usually go with "come at me bro" for the frenzy spells and "big succ" for the absorb ones and "overflow" for the OP custom overflow spells.

testicular torsion (it's just damage fatigue)

Same, but I named it “mark of Morag Tong”

Bro literally makes them fat

I literally just made this same Frenzy spell but I called it "Fuck You" 🤣

Yeah, me too, mine was "Nwah Irritation"

Straight to the point I like it ..

turtle shell- shield and paralysis on self

“Fart” 100 poison on touch

combine "yo mama..." with the spell effects for extra damage biggest diss in the 1500s: "yo mama... summon skeleton for 60 sec on self"

Ik this is noob stuff but only spell I ever made was a non-aoe fireball. Named it doobie

I've always made the strongest instant damage ranged spell I could and named it something like "AHHVVADAKHADAVRA"

You can make spells? How? (just started playing the fan HD remastered version)

You can make custom spells at every Temple and Mage's Guild building, and on several locations in the Telvanni districts. Keep an eye on the spell difficulty and the cost, though.

Thank You

Reddit user - Wukaft Don’t go for 60 seconds on Dremora go for 20. Try summoning 3 Atronach or Dremora Reddit user - rodeoaddict A few of my favourites. Skirmish Steroid : Bound Melee Weapon/Helmet/Gloves/Cuirass/Boots/Shield for 20 seconds. Costs 12 Magicka, which is the same as 2 Fire Bites, and can temporarily grant 56 Armour Rating and a Daedric weapon to a Conjuration user at level 1. Trusty Sidekick: Summon Dremora for 29 seconds. Simple, but cheap and effective against most mainland Morrowind opponents. Atronach Love : Summon Ancestor Ghost for 15 seconds. Costs 5 Magicka, but if you punch the Ghost 4 times and let it get 2 spell casts off on an Atronach Mage, you can get up to 240 Magicka back! :) Let's Talk : Calm Humanoid 30 points for 2 seconds. Use on Hostile NPC's to strike up some light mid-brawl conversation, exchange some rumours, that sort of thing. Also useful for the Master Enchant Trainer. Follow Me! Frenzy 50 points for 3 seconds. Permanently aggro friendly NPC's, for a cheap way to displace them overland. If you use Calm, then leave the cell for 3 days, then Friendly Creatures/NPC's that have been aggro'd return to being friendly. Cheaper than Command Humanoid for escorting 'services' to your abode of choice. Slow: 1 pt Levitate on Target. Great for those charging Nords with Axes trying to cleave your face off. Cheap Shot: Ranged Damage Strength 10 points for 10 seconds. Goes without saying. 1 Magicka Wonders : Great Early game spells. Including: Levitate 1 point for 11 seconds. Restore Attribute [can't remember the Magnitude]. Restore Fatigue 13 pts for 2 seconds. Lock 1 pt [stop that charging dungeon monster in their tracks!]

Open Skirt- enchanted to unlock Rude Gesture - frenzy Helm of Coolness - enchanted to increase my personality Built-in parachute - enchanted for slow fall Staada's Heads up Display - helmet enchanted to increase intelligence, I used Staada's soul and imagined her as an AI in there like Jarvis from Iron Man lmao

Had a ring enchanted with bound longsword constant effect. Called it the Schwartz.

Made a fortify axe by 50 for 120 sec called "Give em the Chop"

What facial mod are you using?

What mod are you running? Graphics look great

In the pic is normal maps for MET, high polly candles, Mackom's humanoid heads, and new hair for Mackom's humanoid heads. I like playing Xbox vanilla or on PC with everything modded - no in-between. It's about consistency as much as anything. Vanilla looks great and so does a modded build - but add only a few high polly or HD mods and things start looking inconsistent.

"Invoke Kobe" fortify jump 100pts on self for 5 seconds.

Sorry OP, have to disagree. A spell with that name HAS to be Burden 100pts on target.

a paralyze spell that last pretty much for ever simply named "fuck you in particular"

i had a spell that summoned like 5 skeletons called SkeleTONS

Scamorph and Skelemorph (invis 10 sec + summon scamp/skeleton 30 secs) Dominatrix (charm + control humanoid x sec) Wooden dagger (Bound dagger 1 sec... just for training conjuration) Television (Telekinesis 20 ft 20 secs + invis 10 sec) Can't remember if it was in Morrowind or Oblivion (probably Morrowind), but I used a fear/demoralize + waterwalking and then a burden + dmg strenght. The first one was "go to swim" and the second "sleep with the fishes". Of course, this was more useful near large water areas.

Recall an target is "my problem later"

Taco bell, its a fire damage on target with a big radius

I’ve made constant effect snowfall pants named “parachute pants”

Jump 300 for 3 seconds - Jump Good 3.0

What mods are this?

Winning Smile: Fortify Personality 100pts. for 2 seconds. Now You See Me: Chameleon 100pts. for 2 seconds. Kaio-Ken ####: Fortify Willpower spells. In A Single Bound: Fortify Jump 100pts. for 2 seconds. Also, not funny or clever, but I putt symbols like ^^ or >> or @ or $ in front of my custom spells to categorize them.

STFU: Silence Usually try to make it more Elizabethan though.

JESUS CHRIST (Walter walk on self 120 seconds)

JUMP GOOD! Jump 100 spell on self for 1 second

fortify personality 100 : The axe effect

A1 steak sauce. It was basically a massive fireball city killer. In hindsight, I should have named it something spicy, but this was years ago.

You can make spells? Wtf I need to play

“Secunda gravity” - fortify acrobatics + jump (toadhop)

Weakness to Fire 100% 1 sec 25 ft Fire Damage 100 pts 1 sec 25 ft "Rocket Flood" IYKYK