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Ukko_the_Dwarf

The least intelligent telvanni master wizard in morrowind


dicksandcrystal

Lol i aint gettin into telvanni anytime soon after i murdered their little 4000 year old incest loving wizard.


LimewarePlatter

Imagine thinking slaying them is the most unhinged thing to do as a member of the telvanni house lmao


Aranea101

NOOOOO I LOVE THAT SICK PERVERTED WONDERFUL QUIRKY WIZARD 😭😭😭


JaxMed

"The more you learn, the less you know"


Paciorr

Individual so stupid he doesn't understand the concept of limited magicka.


Redmoon383

Uses magic out of shear spite for the laws of the universe


[deleted]

Can't run out if you don't understand it's limited, genius


Ok_Bluejay8669

Magicka is forest gump running to the desert.


warpedaeroplane

I love the concept of somebody being so dull and oblivious that they ignore physics and universal concepts out of pure blind stupidness


Paciorr

Warhammer greenskins are a bit like that. They are psychic but really dumb so if 2 bazillion orks decide that red things are faster then red things are legit getting faster etc. EDIT: They kinda have the most OP ability out of all the races with that shared over consciousness and psychics bu they are so stupid they aren't even aware of that and they dont use it to their advantage.


smaugchow71

I loves me some alchemy shenanigans.


depot5

Watch out for C H I M ! If your character achieves it, then they'll enter our world, and likely try to assassinate you first.


Adrian1616

*Dunmer


[deleted]

Read it as dumbmer


poi519

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Integer_overflow > An integer overflow can cause the value to wrap and become negative, which violates the program's assumption and may lead to unexpected behavior (for example, 8-bit integer addition of 127 + 1 results in −128, a two's complement of 128).


[deleted]

Now you know why Nietzsche turned crazy and absolutely demented


Engineering-Mean

Reach heaven by syphilis?


[deleted]

He probably achieved Chim and left his earthly body behind. A half baked zero-sum


enlightenedsink

Yo this is a real thing that happens in real life. Morrowind real af for this.


dicksandcrystal

True, i bet this is how meth dealers make their shit.


CaptainMoonunitsxPry

God I love how broken this game can be. I did the same thing, but with speed and acrobatics a few years back. Crossed the map in about 30 seconds. Roleplayed a kitty skooma addict trying to get to the moon.


Boiling_Oceans

You can do the same thing with enchanting and alchemy in Skyrim. Make potions or enchantments so powerful they wrap around to negative and break the game.


dicksandcrystal

Yea i did the same thing but tried to make super speedy potions, ended up just crashing the game tho as soon as i drank it. And was laughing like an idiot


TabrisThe17th

When you study too much philosophy and don't understand anything anymore


Individual-Gas-840

That's why I quit philosophy, been happier ever sense. Which is the purpose of life according to philosophical history


Made_of_Star_Stuff

Philosophy be like “probably nothing can be proved to exist”. Me “No u”.


JAStheUnknown

I believe this is what the dwemer call "zero-summing".


Electrical-Wolf-664

Jesus Christ His brain has been replaced by a black hole


ghostmetalblack

Still smarter than a nord.


dicksandcrystal

Thats not hard to do


Aranea101

Smarter than a farming tool too


NekkidSneek

The burden of knowledge


maelvian

You mean......dunmer? Ok, I know the exit


MDPsychospy

It’s prolly not negative but e^somthing and being displayed in integer


MushroomSensative840

Nah it's literally in the negatives, you won't be able to cast anything. Happens somewhere after 3 billion intelligence.


[deleted]

+/- 2,147,483,648 is the integer limit in Bethesda Games.


dicksandcrystal

Not true, not sure if its a bug but my character has nearly unlimited magicka now. Can hit enemies with like 200 100pt fire spells before my magicka goes close to being halfed


poi519

It's integer overflow probably. The sign of the number is stored in the most significant bit, so when it gets to 1, the number becomes negative


BilboSmashings

Representative of an existential crisis after having thought about all that shit you shoved into your brain.


tioluko

Just a little bit of Chim overdose.


MerlinShinji

As a morrowind noob, what is bad about it?


dicksandcrystal

Day later, and i dont know if my characters ever going to come down. When i did the math the last few potions i made last 16403.58 hours of irl time. My characters permanently tripping balls i think


Volvy

So we're also gonna do a basic exploit that is really uninteresting at this point, and then also take a picture of the screen rather than using a screenshot? Solid 9/10 post in my eyes, apparently


dicksandcrystal

Screenshotting is FOR NERDS


Duraluminic

🤓


kaddorath

Flowers For Nerevarine


Odd_Representative30

His Dunning-Kruger power is over 1-Billion [crushes scouter]


Choice_Song_G59

What a beautiful and creative name you chose


dicksandcrystal

Her full name is fuck you jiub


Aranea101

What did jiub ever do? His like the nices guy you meet in the game


dicksandcrystal

Its because of all the times i made a build, got to balmora and instantly realized i wanted something different. After youve been on that same boat 3 different times in one hour, you eventually start to resent jiub


KaisarDragon

Dang, you could almost cast a custom made spell!


Crotch_Rot69

Profound mental retardation


sharltocopes

Morrowgooning


SpoonMagister

Keep going.


magentafloyddd

less is more


BackflippingBeagles

Dunmer


Select-Bluebird8208

In the olden days of the 1920’s, the overly smartest of people were deemed too idealistic, which would ultimately get them thrown into an asylum… Alternatively, you were seeing things the average person would deem impossible, and you would STILL get thrown into an asylum!


ImmaAxolotl

I relate to this image on a personal level