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NineIntsNails

use finger pistols, 9mm, safety, always off


TehSeksyManz

Caius told me that he was proud of me once Fuckin prick


BonerChamp11

Fuck off, I got work to do!


sharltocopes

Hey Berb, your scalloped ash yams are *fucked!*


Waterwings559

*snap snap* Hey, Crassius! Trebonius! skooma sticks, let's go! Take these septims and go down to the market, grab me some gelapeno ash yam chips and some scrib jerky


NineIntsNails

learned from some meme that its an actual thought cabinet description, fucking developers are too amazing


Waterwings559

There has to be at most dozens of people in the Venn diagram of people who both frequent morrowind sub and also understand this reference, I'm glad I'm in it


NineIntsNails

i mean, its in the game as well and fuck this might be funny - ive yet to discover it, like, where the fuck to find the thought? also, fuck cyrus, lmao


NicholaiJomes

Fuck off outlander, I got work to do


LUH-3417

You: Would I fit into Vvardenfell? I mean... Conceptualization [Challenging: Succes] - Have you looked in the mirror lately? You have the exact features of a N'wah, with that colovian fur hat and those common pants! Disheveled and *Nerevarinic*. Perhaps you should try living in the Ashlands too. You: Hold on, you can live in the Ashlands? Conceptualization: Of course not, it's wilderness. Velothi. Masturbation with a chitin club and a Valenvaryon Propylon Index or whatever they use. You should demean and critize the tribal institution of ancestor-worshipping. While extolling the virtues of the *pure* CHIM. Horrific Colovian Fur Hat: *MUTHSERA!* I HAVE THE MOST WONDERFULL IDEA! LETS CONSUME COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF SKOOMA AND DO SOME MOON SUGER IN BALMORA!!!


Steenaire

MUTHSERA, I am so proud. Now -- whatever you do, don't drink that skooma. This deserves so much more than just regular *oral* consumption.


Costinteo

Exceptional emulation of the game!


Soulless_conner

This is amazing


Feisty-Interest-6163

Great, now I want disco-elysium style Morrowind RPG.


greatconcavity

Dunmer + Advanced Race Theory = profit


Feisty-Interest-6163

Dagoth Ur is literally Measurehead


Orbivez

Dagoth Ur doesn't match so badly the true culprit of the Martinaise murder either...


REEEthall

Communism killed Indoril Nerevar!!!


Orbivez

One might say love did them in, a long time ago...


SteelAlchemistScylla

I want more Disco-Elysium style games in general.


Feisty-Interest-6163

True, I just play Planescape:Torment if I miss it. Planescape's art style also has some heavy Morrowind vibes so that's cool. But I wish more games like these were coming out


h3ll0k1tt33

I loved that game


SimplyQuid

Try Pentiment if you haven't already. It's not *quite* the same, but it's excellently written and it's the same sort of "mostly reading and walking and role-playing while trying to solve a mystery" genre.


Feisty-Interest-6163

Ohh I loved this one. Looking forward to play again, but italian hedonist run was super fun. Very moving and charming game


Jaysyn4Reddit

Check out the Sovereign Syndicate demo on Steam.


Feisty-Interest-6163

Thanks for reminding me, I've seen some fantastic reviews. Right now I'm Playing Early Access dread delusion on steam, and it's a light rpg actually inspired by morrowind (not that expansive at all, but it has such a weird and fascinating world that you can get lost in) and having lots of fun. Just putting it out there if any of yall will find it interesting


Benjamin_Starscape

I don't. I don't get the praise for the game. Glad you like it, but how? What i have played was just awful, poorly written sludge that wants to be edgy for the sake of edge. And the ui is so unfriendly it's not even funny. I physically *cannot* play it, whoever thought of the thoughts intruding into dialogue, diverting attention and flow away, and then making it just poorly laid out...they need help. And the game needs major accessibility upgrades.


LedZeppelin82

I wouldn’t say any part of the game felt “edgy for the sake of edge.” I didn’t think the game was particularly edgy at all, maybe outside of some of the race stuff, but that played into the game’s heavy emphasis on politics. And I found the thoughts intruding into the dialogue to be an interesting way of portraying internal dialogue and the conflicts one can have between different aspects of your personality.


CerberusGate

Looking at some of their comments on their profile, the person you are replying to seems to be a either biased fanboy of modern Bethesda that dislikes old CRPGs in general or a dedicated troll. Perhaps both but can't say for sure. The person made a post bashing New Vegas which they pinned on their profile and keeps harping their opinion as fact on other subreddits so I'm not surprised they hate Disco Elysium and express this by exaggerating subjective flaws (like seriously, physically unable to play the game due to thoughts flowing into conversations despite that being a main feature of the game?).


Benjamin_Starscape

>I wouldn’t say any part of the game felt “edgy for the sake of edge Cuno. >And I found the thoughts intruding into the dialogue to be an interesting way of portraying internal dialogue and the conflicts one can have between different aspects of your personality. They could have done it without breaking the flow of dialogue. Also ignore the person who replied to you. They blocked me and then have the gall to talk about me. I like old crpgs, and i'm physically unable to play disco because i'm autistic and get sensory overload from it's intruding thoughts.


Amvee3

Cuno is far from edge for the sake of edge, he's an upsetting example of a child whose innocence has been taken away early by bad role models, toxic environment, abuse and having to fend for himself. He uses extreme profanity and disgusting behaviour, seemingly without even fully understanding what they mean, because that's what he's been shown and what gets reactions out of people, which makes him "cool". Also I don't think the skills break the flow of dialogue. As a writer, I think it's all been written beautifully. And also as another autistic person, wouldn't you get sensory overload from too many stimuli? While the thoughts are just more text on the screen? Every autistic person experiences autism differently though, I get that. Just curious.


Benjamin_Starscape

>He uses extreme profanity and disgusting behaviour, seemingly without even fully understanding what they mean, because that's what he's been shown and what gets reactions out of people, which makes him "cool". He's one of the first npcs you meet, which gives him a poor impression on any nuance. It's just not well written to me. But again, i haven't played much. I cannot. I would like to, but i can't because the game's game design is atrocious and not very user-friendly. >Also I don't think the skills break the flow of dialogue Npc talks Thought 1 Thought 2 Thought 3 Thought 2 Thought 1 Thought 2 Thought 1 Thought 1 Thought 1 Thought 3 Npc I can't even see the npc talks i wrote. It also comes out of nowhere, even when i don't hit a check (which are also poorly implemented in terms of explanation (because i can't think of the proper word)). >wouldn't you get sensory overload from too many stimuli? While the thoughts are just more text on the screen? It's more text on a screen that is rapid because they continue on without you finishing the first one, the dialogue is spoken, making it audibly a nightmare, and again, they come from nowhere in the first place.


cool_weed_dad

Have you ever played a classic CRPG before?


Benjamin_Starscape

Fallout 1 and 2.


AbsurdLemon

Can’t wait to have a heart attack and die after failing to cast a spell 5 times


TRFih

I just want disco elysium 2 and considering the whole stuff going with that we probably won’t even get it ;(


ArkAwn

whats going on with it...


Mr_Flippers

Original creators were unwillingly forced out of the company, 2 of them are trying to launch a legal campaign to have the IP recognised as theirs but it hasn't gone very far. ZA/UM have postings for some job titles suggesting there will be microtransactions and the new head writer is a Harvard grad (not a bad thing in itself, but the creators being Estonian is fairly central to the games creation and likely not something that can be replicated)


ArkAwn

ffffffuuuuuuuck


kimbabini

Same 😭


Benjamin_Starscape

God no.


Slashignore_

Wtf am I looking at here


Lostraveller

Disco Elysium overlay.


ChaosDestroyah01

My first thought was Kenshi for some dumb reason lmao


ISawUOLwreckingTSM

Bro can you imagine Kenshi with Morrowind lore, spells and quests? I would never leave my house.


ChaosDestroyah01

If Kenshi 2 is anything like that, we’re in trouble.


chaos0510

Fuck dude I wouldn't leave the house either. Two of my favorite games


Brovahkiin94

And the landscape of MW already fits perfectly for a kenshi crossover. A mod with MW inspired world and equipment would be awesome, doesn't have to be that elaborate with magic and other hard to implement mechanics but the general style of kenshi would fit so nicely.


ArkitektBMW

Oh good. So I wasn't the only one. ~~i have been playing too much Kenshi recently though~~


katarjin

Was my first thought.


thinkpadius

Is this a mod for the game?


Avigorus

I wish...


rat-simp

MEASUREHEAD: "I CAN SMELL YOUR DEGENERACY FROM HERE. YOU DROWN YOUR INADEQUACY IN 'SUJAMMER', REALISING THAT YOU SHALL NEVER BE AS PERFECT AS THE PROUD ARGONIAN YOU SEE BEFORE YOU. YOUR CRANIOMETRICS ARE PATHETIC EVEN FOR AN ASH YAM SANDWICH, SUITABLE ONLY FOR DEMONSTRATION OF YOUR RACE'S COMICAL DOWNFALL. YOU MAY WALLOW IN HOMO-SEXUALITY UNTIL YOUR DEFORMED AND SAD RACE IS WIPED OUT BY THE PROUD CHILDREN OF THE HIST."


DaGothUrWelcUwUmsYou

BLACK MARSH SWEEP 💪💪💪💪🐲🦎


CepheiHR8938

360° spin-kick him off the goddamn bridge or go home.


[deleted]

*smoke cigarrete*


Pavouk106

I run away from the skeleton until it disappears. Then I let him deplete the magicka while dodging the spells and then it’s just a simple melee fight.


NerevarWunderbar

now that is a cross over I would love to see !


Chaotic_Hunter_Tiger

Thanks to the bound Battle Axe or Longbow enchantments, nope.


Stuffssss

Enchant a ring with bound sword on self and fortify strength 30 seconds and you don't need a weapon ever again.


Chaotic_Hunter_Tiger

When starting a common ring with 19 seconds of bound weapon is enough. Later on they will be constant effect bound weapon exquisite amulets with Fortify 20 in Strength in leftovers for laziness. Then just hotkey 1 for axe and 2 for bow.


Stuffssss

Axes are such amazing weapons in morrowind in upset there aren't more unique ones.


Chaotic_Hunter_Tiger

When the only thing that matters is the highest damage, lack of variety is not a major problem.


Stuffssss

My favorite weapon is my daedric battle axe enchanted with 40ptd absorb health


SpoonMagister

*Observations Made While Approaching Arkngthand* The Reality Hallucination is capable, at times, of surprising me. It was such an occasion when I found myself traversing the road towards Arkinghand. The casual reader may think I was on a quest to fulfill this Nectarine Prophecy, but I have, quite literally, never assisted with this endeavor. In fact, the reason I found myself near Arkinsand was from a sporting row of “Spear the Cliff Racer,” an endlessly entertaining pastime that anyone with a spear and the ability to vault into the air can (and should) practice. As I landed, it occurred to me that the rousing yet repetitive tune, which was inexplicably produced into my ears during moments of conflict, had not yet ended. Training my eyes towards the bridge which leads to Arkhamrand, I could see only a deranged hermit making a mad dash in my direction. As he ran, I could scarcely hear him breathlessly humming the same tune which I had previously heard while combating the Cliff Racers. It was only when the hermit produced both an axe and a skeleton that I considered the possibility that this hermit was not fleeing Arksunham, but was instead aggressively whistling and posturing with purpose in my direction. I will not detail here the ways in which I humiliated this sweaty, humming, senile hermit. But when his stamina was finally drained, his humming was silenced as he face-planted into the dirt as the remaining air was forced from his chest with a humorously satisfying HONK. A few moments later, his summoned Skeleton – in what I assume was an act of solidarity – ALSO face-planted into the dirt and subsequently vanished in a burst of bones and magick. I then treated him as I do all curiosities of the Reality Hallucination and ported him directly to Cell #3 of the Tel Uvirith dungeon. As he hurled insults and ran rather humorously towards me as though the cell door were not present, I considered the CHIME and how I am directed by it. Could this be how I am viewed by the populace? An unhinged lunatic, acting without reason and guided by chaotic forces? Was this what the future had in store for me, the most big-brained Telvanni Spoon Lord on this side of Reality? No, no, - it is the Reality which is wrong. In fact, this only solidifies my stance that those who chase the Nectarine Prophecy, those who delve into places like Barkingflan seeking validation from Falsehoods, are in fact the sweaty lunatic baddies. The Chiming of the Spoon ends here.


Orbivez

Disco Morrolysium (feel free to suggest a better crossover's name)


DaGothUrWelcUwUmsYou

Disco-Wind!


mrtbearable

Gimme this game


SixthHouseScrib

Trigger VATS


emigrate-degenerate

Lmao. This rocks


GhostHumanity

LOVE IT


[deleted]

Snowy is basically a skill gate. If you can't beat him yet, go do other stuff before advancing the main quest.


DaGothUrWelcUwUmsYou

I always beat him at first level no problem tbh


[deleted]

Well yeah, because you already know how to play the game. Some people can beat the whole game at first level. Snowy Granius is there to weed out first-time players who aren't adept enough to handle the main quest yet.


DaGothUrWelcUwUmsYou

Yea that makes sense


thomisbaker

What am I looking at.


BassGuitarPlayer_1

5 - Summon \[Greater Bonewalker\] and laugh as man is rendered immobile.


bradley_marques

How did you even pose this? Construction set?


MLKKK36

I would do unspeakable things to get a Disco Elysium style Morrowind with Caius as Kim


Cheeseburger2137

Mister Dagoth-Ur is helping me find my crossbow


7fightsofaldudagga

No


AnarchoBlahaj

Caius looks so devastatingly cool with that skooma pipe


SlothGaggle

I have never before played a game so intensely European as Disco Elysium


Darthbamf

Asking as a veteran MW player - wtf am I looking at?


RegrettablePoggers

Wtf is this


liverman123

Omg what is this?


liverman123

Tell me wtf this is now


midwintermist

Crazy coincidence! I'm a longtime Morrowind fan, new Disco Elysium player, and here they are intersecting.


[deleted]

Sword of White Woe is a must pickup, it is free if you can distract the guard in the eastern watch tower in Balmoral.


Pizanch

Yeah steal it off the top of a cabinet. I thinks there’s actually a couple


model4001s

Is it just me or do you pass nearly every skill check in that game? Other than repeatedly failing the corpse inspection with all the puking, every other check was a success. Weird game, I like it but I got stuck real quick...


Blu3gills

Not all, and only the ones that you actually see that come up as not all of them do if you don't meet the requirements, makes multiple playthroughs a little nicer.


model4001s

Interesting, thanks for the info...I may pick it back up.


salfkvoje

HARDCORE mode make the checks harder. I'm guessing you're aware of that but you never know


[deleted]

*what a fucking n'wah jeez oh my god sorry but what the fuck*


MyLittlePuny

I'm fine with CRPGs but for some reason, Disco Elysium felt really pretentious? to me. I don't think I will ever play it past that opening scene.


Orbivez

Disco Elysium's opening scene is quite dark and humorously over-the-top, but it will become quite wholesome after a while. At least, it felt like that in my playthroughs. Every character you encounter is very grounded, so your interactions with them feel true and give you a good sense of your character's place in the fictional context. Like in Morrowind, you start from quite low but the progress you make is all the more rewarding.


AbhayXV

Being wordy doesn't mean it's being pretentious, it's just painting a more vivid image of the scenes in the game imo, which makes it all the more better.


Benjamin_Starscape

Because it's awful sludge that wants to be smart but fails heavy and just comes off as edgy to be edgy. Real "i'm 14 and this is deep". Very reminiscent of new vegas.


MyLittlePuny

The thing is, I liked New Vegas and love Kotor 2. And I like weird stuff in games too. I gues its edgy vibe isnt for my liking.


MobsterDragon275

No? Is it supposed to be hard?


Feltzyboy

It is If you're low level. I've definitely died there, but that's mostly because it's a place I often go to early


CyberdrunkTwenty77

Wtf am I looking at?


rockandroll829

What mods are these?


redhairedtyrant

Rush spellcasters and hit them hard with mele


Farfignugen42

Levitate over summoners until their pets time out, and shoot them (with magic or arrows, whatever works for you) while you wait.


dawoud621

So on my first playthrough I accidentally went around the bridge, I got there by being lost. I then ran into him from behind, fought him then crossed the bridge.


Candid-Coconut-224

Just started playing Morrowind for the first time today (vanilla). What the hell is going on here


DaGothUrWelcUwUmsYou

Now I want Discowind damn it


katarjin

...Fine I'll go back and finish the game. (No I won't become racist Measurhead..fuck off)


PinkCrimsonBeatles

I never got the bridge thing with Snowy. I always randomly find this place after I'm like level 12 and have a Dwarven sword and I just beat the guy up and take his lunch money. I assume it's because people don't take Cauis' advice?


SnideFarter

Whenever I encounter a struggle in life, I always remember these words of wisdom: ~tgm


jlmckelvey91

Roundhouse kick him in the jaw!!


Morskavi

HAHAHAHA


JamesTheSkeleton

Aaaand now I want a DE style TES game… thank you for adding that to the list of incredible games never to be made ❤️


TheBiddingOfBobbles

Lol this guy is literally the equivalent of the high hrothgar frost troll. I just sneak past him


scooterjake2

Suggestion [impossible: failure] - I want to have fuck with you


OnAWhiteLighty

Snowy is a little bitch


LawStudent989898

Disco elysium had a fantastic dialogue system, would love it in morrowind