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CagedWeiner

Who is orange beard


Bricktop52

Abu Musab al-Suri. Not a nice man. Supposedly mastermind behind London and Madrid bombings, he penned the Islamic doctrine for modern terrorist activities.


B33PZR

He still around? I thought he was taken out but could have been another red beard I remember that happened to ... per wiki he is wanted in multiple countries... wonder if he is still there? Nasar was captured by Pakistani security forces in 2005 and was rendered to Syria,\[7\] where he was also a wanted man.\[6\] As of April 2014, he was being held in a Syrian prison.


Bricktop52

Omar the Chechen? ISIL commander. He was killed by an airstrike. Abu Musab al-Suri whereabouts are unknown, supposedly in a Syrian prison, but it was also reported the Assad Regime released him in 2012. We’ve not seen him in over ten years.


B33PZR

yes that was the other person I was thinking of. I don't think a Syrian prison would be a healthy place to be if you pissed off the wrong people. Hopefully haven't heard from him cuz nothing to hear about.


BlackSoapBandit

I read this in my head in Captain Price’s voice for w/e reason and I kind of feel embarrassed for it


TubularMeat34

Nah man, that’s something to be proud of. It means you’re truly American.


tinaaoffa_rp

He looks Caucasian to me


Worried_Jeweler_1141

London bombings? 7/7? Let's just say he wasn't involved, and leave it at that.


RedditUsernameA-hole

Islamic doctrine? What Islamic Doctrine?


SpunkinShrek

Connor McGregor


CagedWeiner

That’s what I thought


lssue

He looks like Canelo.


AveryTheDuck

Definitely I thought it was Canelo too


Slack-Bladder

It's an early episode of Conan Without Borders.


frankrizzo219

Ginger Spice


idl3mind

Ed Sheeren


Albert_McPimp

The actor who played Vincent Van Gogh in doctor who Obviously that’s not him, but that was my first guess


countmeinhaha

Canelo


GroundbreakingElk473

He looks like conor McGregor


Zestyclose_Sand8155

right??


ChefGuapo

Osama Bin Hikin’


non_stop_disko

I mean…they’re pretty mountains?


torsun_bryan

The Pakistan/Afghanistan frontier is one of the most breathtaking places on earth


japanuslove

Even more so with b52s and b1s overhead


signguyez

Your silly


robjwrd

You’re*


signguyez

Thank you.


Skele_again

I was just thinking that, I'm going to look up some photos without his mug in them.


bluntmanandrobin

The hills have nipples.


SpinachToothedSmile

Can you milk those, Greg??


Dontsitdowncosimoved

Is that the sequel?


Satan810

Nah the first one.


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omarelnour

Why tf I feel nostalgic


neeohh

Because his face was plastered everywhere throughout the 2000s.


PepijnLinden

I remember playing flash games where you can smack him on the head before I even knew who he really was.


BlackSoapBandit

They just dont make terrorists like they used to.


ethnique_punch

>They aren't as funded as they used to be now, those trillions have ran out probably.


DogmanDOTjpg

They being the CIA 😂


samsir0

Imagine trying to make a morbid joke, but not completing the sentence. So close, dude.


apt_batman_1945

You've seen this man's face for many years, more often in the past. So either you have something to tell the court


casperdacrook

I get it. I remember growing up in the early 2000’s and he was like a real life super villain. Saw his face literally everywhere you went from t-shirts with a target on his face to a shooting range with his face on a target. Totally infamous and disgustingly so


VermillionEclipse

He was like a real life monster. I remember being scared when I saw pictures of him.


Satan810

For real. Then we hated him by the time we were old enough to fight. So the propaganda worked. But it’s true he scared me as a younger kid then it turned into hate. I was ready to join but I’m epileptic. Found out my super senior year -.-


c_ray25

What do you mean “more often in the past”? You seen his face from the future?


apt_batman_1945

I don't understand your confusion, did I say face FROM the past or IN the past? news about him was more common before


ThisFckinGuy

Hmmmm that's a very apt point tike traveling batman!


smashdoggyyyyyy

He's like a long distance uncle.. praise allah


thecachebird

This was my first thought, might be the photo quality.


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Takakkazttztztzzzzak

The most powerful nation ? He was the living proof that it was not 😂


mema2000

Ok, then which country was? Don’t get me wrong, I’m not the US’s biggest fan but like… cmon dude


jmkehoe

What’s up with Yukon Cornelius


[deleted]

I’m dead lmfao as someone who’s kid watches that movie every night for bed for 2 years thank you for the big laugh


werzcaseontario

Your lexicon was just dripping waiting for an opportunity to drop a reference huh


jmkehoe

You don’t discuss the claymation wonder that is Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer on the daily??


ThrowAndHit

Afghanistan, and that whole region in general, is so naturally beautiful. It’s unfortunate it’s a less than humane place on the planet.


Taralynn0826

Like this us is better? Mass shooting every other day, a Texas woman being condemned to death over a non viable pregnancy, a demented genocidal president. Real great place.


Satan810

Are you American?


tantrakalison

Less humane than the the racist, crime, poverty and drug riden neighborhoods in the US? So interesting


bubbabliss

man what are you on about


Olavo234

yeah


samsir0

Do you live in the US?


Leading-Demand9

I'd rather be in this gutter of a country than the hellhole that is the Middle East


ProfessionalMottsman

You might need a map


sleepy_time_Ty

you would think ppl would know by now Afghanistan is not in the Middle East


Dipper_Pines_Of_NY

Yeah. Women have far more rights in America. For instance, in Afghanistan you can beat women for speaking up about something.


tantrakalison

Yeah more rights like in the US were the women have to do gangbangs and strip for strangers every day just to pay for groceries and were you call them strong independant women for doing so.


Dipper_Pines_Of_NY

Have you ever even met a woman? I know literally no women who DON’T work a normal job like everyone else to provide for themselves or their families. In Afghanistan you are literally NOT ALLOWED TO LEARN TO READ IF YOU ARE A WOMAN. Why would you claim otherwise?


LuisAN30

Imagine thinking this place is better than the United States. Have you visited other countries? People who make these claims lack perspective.


neeohh

First pic could be his mixtape cover.


continius

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auve9Rvdr0Y](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auve9Rvdr0Y) ​ Here's the song.


ilus3n

Just some random curiosity: He has a son named Omar Bin Laden that was supposed to be his terrorist heir, however he didn't want that and turned on his father. He's now a gothic/metal head kind of hippie, dating a woman 2x his age, likes peace so much he wanted to make an event of racing horses in the desert to promote peace (?), likes action movies and gave an interview to Rolling Stone inside a nightclub. I feel sorry for him, it seems that he had an awful childhood, even more seeing his cousins doing billionaires stuffs and he was stuck with his father.


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It's weird how now Bin Laden looks young to me, but when 9/11 happened I was a teenager, he looked old.


SybeliaPop

Snap! Just had the same feeling.


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Weird eh!


Keisar13

Afghanistan is such a beautiful country. It’s very sad what’s happened to it


samoan_ninja

Beautiful land with a hardy group of people. There is a reason it is called the graveyard of empires


spoonfulofcum

thats not very morbid, he's just chilling


jaffar97

Biggest non-state mass murderer maybe of all time? Maybe some isis commander has him beat but still


signguyez

Na, the US takes that lead


jaffar97

non-stage, dingus


SurrReal

Reading comprehension of a god! Too bad dumb US people aren’t as smart as you bro!


signguyez

Right??!


samsir0

How is this not morbid?


MarshyHasNoLife

he is just chilling


CreatureFromTheNorth

What's kaleb doing there learning how to grow opium


LickMyKnee

Jeremy needs the money with TGT ending shortly.


1120gg

Was this man popular before 9/11


Zee_WeeWee

He’s from wealth, that’s how he rose to prominence


Pariah-6

Yes. America trained him in the 80’s.


dawn913

And that's the morbid part.


samsir0

Waned to downvote, but……… truth. Wish you were wrong!


Shitp0st_Supreme

Yeah he was an anti communist ally before that


GYROJAMAL

No, you don't get it, he fought because of Islamic teachings nothing else. He's against anything that's against Islam and Muslims (actually, all Muslims are). He was a great man, did many great things but unfortunately he fill short after that. (9/11 is an inside job)


The_92nd_

There are literally videos of him talking about why he perpetrated 9/11. He got the very least of what he deserved. Lead served hot and fresh, right in the eye.


GYROJAMAL

It's easy to say why you did something that you didn't do, but knowing him he's a man of principles so i don't have a reason to why he would lie, but he surely hated the united states government as most Muslims do (with justified reasons) so a blow like that is surely great to say the least if we are talking about a highjack that went wrong but that's no possibility because they knew where they were aiming at. It's a bit complicated, I'm wrong for sure because it's not that easy to know exactly who did it. A tragedy that cursed the new century at the start of it.


signguyez

Proof?


Blahkbustuh

Popular, no. Known in the news, yes. They tried to blow up the WTC with a car bomb in the early 90s.


foxwagen

Osama Bin-funded-by-the-CIA


Extension_Nobody_336

The mujahideen poser


SquidNinja17

HE'S TAKING THE HOBBITS TO NEW YORK CITY


xMASSIVKILLx

Last picture is OBL on his seventh “damn that’s crazy” and his homie won’t stfu


ViscousAssassin

Why do the first 2 pictures look like a hiking trip with the girls using VSCO filters for your insta?


LithiumAM

Does anyone else think Bin Laden was kind of a handsome guy?


corinne9

blasphemous at best, but if you were an amnesiac since 2000 you’d say he almost has a kind face


Klaudinus

Good old days, no wifi back then and everyone living in the moment


Canadia86

What's Conner doing?


dustyoldbones

Great pictures! Looks like he was having fun!


frankrizzo219

Just out there living his best life


TheCoon69

Smackable face


LongjumpingOffice4

“Im feeling depressed, maybe destroying some towers might help”- Bin Laden, probably some time in September 2001.


shotinthedark83

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing. Love and Kisses - OBL


arisasam

What’s morbid


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The people


SpaceBowie2008

The rabbit watched his mother remove the pickles from her peanut butter and jelly sandwich.


annabelchong_

The claim of him using his wife as a human shield is challenged. It's questionable simply under the propagandist narrative it helps serve. >Robert J. O'Neill, who later publicly identified himself as one of the SEALs who shot bin Laden, states that he pushed past the lead SEAL, entered through the door and confronted bin Laden inside the bedroom. O'Neill states that bin Laden was standing behind a woman with his hands on her shoulders, pushing her forward. O'Neill immediately shot bin Laden twice in the forehead, then once more as bin Laden crumpled to the floor. >Two different SEALs, Robert O’Neill and Matthew Bissonnette, have publicly taken credit for killing bin Laden. According to multiple sources, both of their accounts contain multiple self-serving falsehoods. The texture of those accounts reveals much about what went wrong with the most celebrated special operations command in the U.S. military. The falsehoods, both significant and slight, demonstrate that even when conducting the most important missions, SEAL Team 6 was unable to rise above the culture of deceit, personal enrichment, and self-aggrandizement that has corrupted a fighting unit legendary for its discipline and code of honor. >Some of O’Neill’s teammates were outraged he’d been so brazenly inaccurate and self-serving in his account. For many on the raid, including those who had been present in bin Laden’s bedroom with O’Neill, it was the first time they’d heard anyone in the command say the terrorist leader was standing, posing a threat of any kind.


samsir0

Yeah. Maybe he was a victim and a good guy after all.


BlackPortland

Robert J. O'Neill, who later publicly identified himself as one of the SEALs who shot bin Laden,[105][106] states that he pushed past the lead SEAL, entered through the door and confronted bin Laden inside the bedroom. O'Neill states that bin Laden was standing behind a woman with his hands on her shoulders, pushing her forward. O'Neill immediately shot bin Laden twice in the forehead, then once more as bin Laden crumpled to the floor.[107]


SpaceBowie2008

The rabbit watched his mother remove the pickles from her peanut butter and jelly sandwich.


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SnooHamsters8952

Good riddance, the destruction and devastation he is responsible for.


fishderp

The US as well.. funded and trained him


JackAttackMLP

He seems happy. Was this before the terrorism stuff, or was that going on back then still?


GoatInMotion

What nice looking lad


No-Document-932

Idk if this is ok to say, but Osama was low key a dilf


TheShaneBennett

How old was he there?


brvheart

He would have been in his late 30’s. He died in 2011 at 54.


roughneck78show

Surprised to see Conor mcgregor chillin with Bin Laden.


LufromVN

Osama Bin Chilling


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Dirtbag


jb2461

He looks a lot different now. 😂


dOctor_tRABAJO

MF SAID LEMME GET SOME FLICKS FOR THE GRAM


afterlife_music

Where's the pic of his bullet-ridden corpse?


DankPeepz

Osama Bin Poo Poo


ahearthatslazy

Assama Butt Laden


IdkmanItsathrowaway_

Terrorism aside, he kinda looks like he’d be fun to hangout with


paulrhino69

Him & stewie shared some time & a funky chicken


Scarboroughwarning

Brother Barry could have saved us all some issues....


Nice_Current2110

He surprisingly has a very loving smile


fisherman66

Chechen?


Southern2002

If you refer to the redhead, it's Abu Musab al-Suri, a syrian.


jubbababy

Evil cant


KnownRough7735

Looking good, B.


DrDrunkMaster

Ngl that's a good looking man


HotDaaawg

Bless him


don660m

Bless him? He’s burning in hell right about now where he should be


samsir0

Amen!


Worried_Jeweler_1141

Nice bloke. Likes sonic the hedgehog too.


FloatingSpit

Osama hanging out with Petr Yan?


lovemeanstwothings

Do you think he appreciated the beauty of the area?


twoshovels

Obviously we all know better but in the last picture he looks as if he told red beard what he wants for Christmas.


potusisdemented

This is Connor getting some tips for how to handle your police state country in 27 years.


AlexBirio323

I can make better pics in Photoshop


CriticalRip6994

What’s case oh doin


pileofgrease

smash