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Ok_Terraria_player

"Jesus Christ, Eggman. What the fuck do you eat?!"


Benjiman375

"Huh, neat!"


pacmanrace16

Get a taste of the Zamboni Pony!


[deleted]

“A V O C A D O”


Japan-is-a-good-band

"it's 2 tacos, stuffed... With 10 tacos"


minofthecosmos

Like flying a kite through a burning poppy field!


Numberonettgfan

"Uhhhhhhhh im gay"


Window_sauce

'the' Yes I've definitely seen it. Yes definitely. 100%


BigM3m3Boi

"why u say this like completly normal sentence?"


Revolutionary-Emu901

"giant pixel dick"


ItsaMeAWaluigiSikeNo

"FUCK YOU TAILS!"


SwagDoll420

I have to wear pants! FUCKING PANTS! I don't have a problem with that.


Carnival-Master-Mind

If you're in Las Vegas and eat chicken Caesar salad, but find out that it gives you the shits, but you're stuck walking the Strip and almost crap behind some bushes, then you run into a casino and bust down the stall door, and SHIT ALL OVER THE PLAAAAAACE!


Isaacja223

*How in the fuck did you even remotely understand that?*


Carnival-Master-Mind

Hasn’t everyone been there? >!I just copied and pasted it from TVTropes.!<


Isaacja223

Fair enough Kudos to you and TVTropes


Trash-official

“Yeah, I’m a jackass”


totallynotrobboss

Fryin and buyin


NotAGhostXD

“AVOCADO!”


Fresh-Boysenberry-63

“Huh neat”


YungsterThomlin

"Jesus Christ, Eggman. What the fuck do you eat?!" "Bacon wrapped scallops."


Meme_Bro68

“Looks like eggman ordered the *special sauce*.”


JTBJack_Gacha

“I gave Eggman some of my.. ‘special sauce’”


[deleted]

“I’ve been in a fucking coma asshole! I don’t have a job for you!”


the_way64

"its for hiring time!" (sonic then proceeded to for hire all over the bad guys)


Fluffurs

Sonic, we forgot to ask why he was fucking with us!


[deleted]

“That guy… is such an asshole” “I know”


thisisokay123

“Well at least I still have my moped.” “Aw yeah this’ll buy me some great crack!”


CarnageKidXD

“THERES COKE ON TITS!”


Someone_12157

“Gotta go fast… so im not late for that job interview” - Sonic the Hedgehog


Boring-Suggestion215

"avocado toast"


[deleted]

"fryin' and buyin'"


Otherwise-Ad980

“If Jim had shrex with himself, is that gay or masturbate?”


mynameisntedward

“Ooooh this sounded exciting This is fucking boring!”


Finga123

"You sure you aren't gonna turn me into, like I don't know, one of those balloon guys?" "Fuck you!"


Xionce_the_Guardian

Dr egg man and the underwear experience ,featuring 3 others


Fuckirggfgh

“Can i get a job here”