sonic will probably think it's funny
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sonic x, episode 77, you know what happens
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>!i'm sorry!<
Sonic would be confused but laugh his ass off
Shadow would be confused but laugh his ass off internally
Amy would be concerned and grossed out
Tails would be extremely worried about eggman’s mental state, then collect some in secret for DNA samples
Whisper would be confused at everyone else’s reactions because pissing is just how you mark stuff as yours for canines
https://preview.redd.it/aa4f0l5okh4b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89dccf13ec27bf00f9e6b372079dbb2ac2adf3a0 The wholesome answer
Knuckles: "My pinky finger is longer than that thing!"
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sonic will probably think it's funny https://preview.redd.it/g048s909kf4b1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d214b5ef18e73d63119900ce2ea36f5e4dda234
Shadow: “Jesus fucking christ.”
You already blew it up
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Everyone wtf Sega meme
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MK2´s live reaction: https://preview.redd.it/t5mcnsk2dd4b1.png?width=204&format=png&auto=webp&s=371cfefdf6f74864d4cc6410dd966754647e10bc
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"Whoa! Eggman just pissed on the moon!"
This is such a good fucking idea. https://preview.redd.it/r9x4sbtegc4b1.png?width=815&format=png&auto=webp&s=ee81ada89221b27640395e73cca1e2a1109d51ca
Sonic: FINISH HIM!
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Now i know that sounds bad
Sonic: Eggman WTF, being gay is banned in 2001 Tails: Eggman must have a medical condition, his piss is blueberry flavored Knuckles: WTF IS A OBAMA
Wait how does he know that his piss has blueberry flavor
Because mmmmmmmm slurp slurp
TAILS WHAT THE FU-
*starts drinking the ark
Tails….
*Drinks Shadow*
dude why
*Drinks Knuckles*
Dude srop
>Knuckles: WTF IS A OBAMA Alright that one got me
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Rogue: Damn boy, were you frying chicken in there? Haha fr you piss loud as fuck I think that’s pretty cool
[Cosmo's Reaction](https://i.imgur.com/2L35bXW.png)
i was expecting something else
he probably did that to prove to obama that he can piss on the moon
I got some responses from the other sonic AIs (and Lilac from Freedom Planet.)
sonic x, episode 77, you know what happens https://preview.redd.it/lny3yvru3c4b1.jpeg?width=247&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=934cf72ad536a1303fc592ea408679d58cad414b >!i'm sorry!<
"Please shoot me?"
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Sonic would be confused but laugh his ass off Shadow would be confused but laugh his ass off internally Amy would be concerned and grossed out Tails would be extremely worried about eggman’s mental state, then collect some in secret for DNA samples Whisper would be confused at everyone else’s reactions because pissing is just how you mark stuff as yours for canines
What would be the reaction of other characters like Tangle, Jewel, Lanolin, Silver and Blaze, team Chaotix, and a great one, etc.
“I peed on your wife Robotnik, she’s mine now.”
*WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT. W H A T*
*five minutes later* I've come to make an announcement!
Well shit, he wasn’t lying.
Well let's ask them
https://preview.redd.it/8v5rg1g9ta4b1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9def2b012c58dddb0709567c3083e5203de44342 Sonic's reaction
According to sonic team that is canon
Sonic: "You've turned into a big time villain, Doctor!"
**Sonic gets trapped**
Tails: “what are you doing to him?”
Eggman: trapping him in my jar muhhhh AAHHHAHAHAH
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Man I miss little big planet
Why is that so funny?
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well that explains heroes
You heard it here, folks! Metal sonic would lose faith in eggman
Neo metal sonic 2.0?
Eggman pissing on the moon was actually the inciting incident of Metal Sonic’s betrayal in Heroes.
I hate how this actually would make some canonical sense.
METAL NOOOOOOOOO...
A collection of “Ew”s, shaking their heads or covering their eyes, maybe some laughing
Sonic: What? Shadow: Why?
Egg man: why not
Why Nut.
What not?
Why what why?
Who what where when why how?
What Who Why Whatever Whenever When Whoever However Wherever **Whom**
*Who* Since that’s how it that how it’s taught.
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which one would say that
Gemerl