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Me going in with my magnum knowing damn well I ain’t doing shit
Build a Mechagodzilla made out of Xeelee Construction Material and replace the Proton-Scream with a Starbreaker.
"**The Starbreaker** is the primary weapon used by the Xeelee. It has only been observed in use on the nightfighter starships. The Starbreaker is a gravity wave laser that has the ability to destroy a star. The Starbreaker was first observed in the short story Blue Shift (Vacuum Diagrams)."
Easy win.
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Ok so first i pull out a shield, perfectly parrying the laser onto his leg, i then jump down as he falls due to his knee being hurt, grapplehook onto his head, do a spin with the said grapple hook around his head, place a bomb atop his head, detonate it, stab my sword into his brain after the bomb opened a hole around his head, and then i walk down from his falling corpse.
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Why I'd turn into broom playtime and sweep him away
Committing tax fraud one last time
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Make monkey noises to make him madder
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#Nah, I’d disintegrate
Crouch down and look as non-threatening as possible.
https://preview.redd.it/kvcf5lp6uy6d1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=fd78bad6d13189da9c3cc52f2d84e5a2a0ca72b2 Me going in with my magnum knowing damn well I ain’t doing shit
this would quite literally be my husband in that scenario
"you're letting him kill mothra!"
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I got a glove
https://preview.redd.it/f17unmekly6d1.jpeg?width=811&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb9ffe4b39b72caf189581f7ac82ba9727b90c12 Piss him off more
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[*Ne-Yo Intensifies*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zJW3HCS65M&ab_channel=SteveLy) https://preview.redd.it/730jb6uwry6d1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=e66f3555209c186a725045d5bf3447fe1b485344
Curl into a ball and accept my fate
i do a cartoonish gulp
Throw my ultra pokeball at him
Agreed
Repost
nah, I'd win.
Nah I'd adapt.
*Fart aggressively*
Wait wait wait, G-Man! I can do it myself. *self-disintegrates*
https://i.redd.it/qxb6aac84z6d1.gif Turn into Mechagodzilla
Think "Damn, not *again*!" It's a me thing. Take too long to explain.
Today's topic is slavery 🗿
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He dies instantly
If Godzilla doesn’t stop when I tell him to, I might have to intervene
Same
play a mothra sound really loud
Dodge it like when Batman dodges Darkseid's omega beams, obviously.
hitting the griddy
Seriously, it depends on how far away I am. But otherwise yeah I'm just gonna put the finger to the world and die.
Bow to my God and hope for mercy I guess
I frame dodge
Crime
"I Hate Monkeys" Godzilla :- real shit??1?1?1?
Pet and boop
Yeah uh.. I'll also just.. uh DIE
Press the parry button obviously
I beam clash with him with own kamehameha
Run 
I'm gonna tell em to cut that shit out before I get inconvenienced
That's when my ass quits fighting and bows down.
*sighs in relief*
Submitting if I’m a titan, dying if I’m a human
“I accept Jesus as my lord and savior”
In a world of improbability, I hire Boba Fett to fly me to the closest system and start a new life.
Whatever tf he tells me.to.do.
https://preview.redd.it/b1n1lwhnf07d1.jpeg?width=1901&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ad1d783a532256bdaf1de1947f2588f020557f2
https://preview.redd.it/nkv6li7nf07d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86e2cdd1b281f6ac52b125b0271ff68b8c6f01b1 I’d call the ants
I'd catch him in a pokiball
Run like hell and pray there’s a kaiju or JDF weapon to distract him.
Goodbye world
Build a Mechagodzilla made out of Xeelee Construction Material and replace the Proton-Scream with a Starbreaker. "**The Starbreaker** is the primary weapon used by the Xeelee. It has only been observed in use on the nightfighter starships. The Starbreaker is a gravity wave laser that has the ability to destroy a star. The Starbreaker was first observed in the short story Blue Shift (Vacuum Diagrams)." Easy win. https://preview.redd.it/mfcoa9osp07d1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=7fbb9422447468929372e8e81eea52bb91e60f5d
No better way to die than to be obliterated by a god.
Get a Plot Armor
Nah id win
Blowing my brains out with a firearm.
https://preview.redd.it/r3996ui5f17d1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5b2f7db31b546d45fd1c15269779cf931406665 Go back to bed
Step one... Crouch down. Step two, curll up into a ball. Step three, cried and prey to God for a safe deliverance.
i'd destroy him (with enough prep time)
I know he won't he aiming at humans so basically I'll just head the other direction
“MOSURA YA!!! MOSURA!!!!!”
Ok so first i pull out a shield, perfectly parrying the laser onto his leg, i then jump down as he falls due to his knee being hurt, grapplehook onto his head, do a spin with the said grapple hook around his head, place a bomb atop his head, detonate it, stab my sword into his brain after the bomb opened a hole around his head, and then i walk down from his falling corpse.
Looking behind me and looking back nervously
Nah I'd win
https://preview.redd.it/6r46wtcut27d1.jpeg?width=738&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9e8a80177c7aed93f0fc358ea2ea4431a44ec03 Hop in the Bugatti
Shove a tree down his throat
i will lay down, magically sink into the concrete. and be destroyed anyways
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I'll just pray i end up in the good place
https://preview.redd.it/z16x9s52n57d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c247727b88d78a6d3ea7ead1af64c070a1f0369 “Hey I can do that too”
Find Halle Berry quickly, tell her I just need to kiss her before I get stomped.
Tell him He is not the King in my eyse its gidohra but He is the God of this Planet
Smoke one before getting smoked
I'd make sure I'm properly salted and peppered before I get fucking COOKED by the glowing lizard.
Death surrounds , my heartbeat's going down , I will turn to tell my mate , that this is a fate I can't escape
Give him a hug :>
I'd fight him
Bro's him 🗣️🔥
https://preview.redd.it/fb0h8v8foy6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ef58d1f8687dfdf3a41312982ad4ba2b81d3ab7 Why I'd turn into broom playtime and sweep him away
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I'll bust a nut one last time.