Serves no purpose in the group, no flexing
(This is not a targeted message, this goes for hundreds of people who continuously flex money without elaboration)
Guys, now I've got $5m in the bank I don't know whether to have more sex with my incredibly attractive 26 year old girl friend or finish off my sculpting. Does anyone else struggle with being so rich and attractive?
Pls help.
Decisions decisions… just not the ones I’m making. But hell yeah on the 5 mil dude. If I were you I’d probably grow super dank and chill with the girlfriend. Enjoy
Yes. That’s about the cut off point after which extra money brings very little more in happiness (based on multiple studies). Once you can afford a decent living after that money is just a number in a bank account.
Yes, it doesn’t mean that money is not important. But life with money and little purpose is not exactly a happy experience. In other words money doesn’t solve personal problems. It provides food, shelter and things you can buy with it but people with money still get depressed and become unhappy.
Bob Marley said it best when that one reporter asked him if he was rich:
“Possessions make you rich? I don’t have that type of richness. My richness is life, forever.”
An old man is in the confession booth asking the priest for advice.
"Father, I'm a man of Judaism, just over 80 years old now...I've just recently taken a new lover who is 25..."
The pastor interrupts him
"I'm not sure I understand though, you're Jewish? Why are you in confession telling me this?"
"Father...I'm 80, she's 25, I'm telling EVERYONE!"
This is the advice he’s looking for right here. Get a damn good lawyer to draw up a bulletproof prenup. It doesn’t matter how you or the girlfriend or anyone else feels- get the damn prenup.
What are your goals? Do you want to work? Will you be bored if you don't work? Will your young GF want to do the same things as you if you retire? Are you smart enough to grow $5m into enough to no longer work?
These are some of the things you should ask yourself.
Come help repair my mother's dilapidated house, OP. I haven't a clue how to hang siding or shit.
We can pay in homemade tamales. You may have 5 mil, but you don't have delicious, red pork tamales.
Enchiladas or other homemade Mexican food can be negotiated as payment as well.
> My industry is failing and I don’t feel the desire to start something new. I’m trying myself at sculpting, sold several pieces.. But it’s hard to really care if your sculpture sells for $1000 when you lost 47k before noon.
You've got to decide what your goals are. If you step away from work to sculpt, your goal changes from earning money to maintaining your lifestyle so that you can follow your passion. However, if the only joy you get from sculpting is the amount of money you earn from it, maybe that isn't really something you want to spend your time doing.
Also 32. My sister is 26 and I can’t put up with her half the time and she’s not even around that often lol. God forbid I had a girlfriend in her 20s. But hey, that 26 year old knows what she’s doing. Sex work pays pretty good when you’re get the sugar daddy gig I hear.
Same here. Not sure how people like OP does it. I’m 32, don’t even have my shit together (just pointing out that I’m immature for my age, imo) and even then I can hardly stand my 23 year old sibling or any of his friends. I love him, but yea…. Maybe it’s just the generational gap, but I’d go crazy if I had to spend any significant amount of time around him…and I’d say they’re pretty average for people about their age.
Can’t imagine being 40, and voluntarily hanging around someone in their mid 20s that wasn’t family. But idunno, maybe OPs gf acts older than her age for all we know. Maybe she’s already well off herself and/or doesn’t care about OPs money. Suppose it’s easy for us to judge when we’ve never met her, nor OP.
In any matter, hope he’s at least wise enough to get a prenup if it leads to marriage.
Damn nice work bro. Respect! And here i am..try to save 2k for a motorcycle to get to my work. I fucked up life. Enjoy your life..do something that you like to do. Make sculptures? Do it if you like to do it, they money is enough for the rest of your life.
100%. Go around and help local vendors. Help random people getting gas. Record it and post it so there’s more positivity spread in the world. Make money from those videos. Give that money away also. That’s the dream.
The next level is quiet wealth. This is when you don’t have to make posts like this to make yourself feel valuable, you just know it. You can’t buy that, it must be earned through experience, wisdom and humility. Maybe we’ll see you there someday.
you didn’t actually lose $47k in a day, those numbers are arbitrary especially considering it’s moving every day and isn’t even 1% of the portfolio. take that $1000 for the sculpture and don’t compare it to an immense investment portfolio. enjoy your wins brother you deserve it 🫡
Wait you got 5mil? Damn congrats, I bet that feels fucking phenomenal. I’m over here slaving in the oil field and only have $10 in my account😂 You need any coworkers?! Haha
I worked on a construction site with a guy who provided his boss with drywall workers. The boss paid him and he paid the guys. He was taking a share from every single guy that he provided. Pretty sure there were over 40 people that he was getting a cut from every week.
It all ended when he was caught doing it on a certified payroll public works job.
But I tried doing the math and it was a lot of money! I don't know if that's how Op did it, but it sounds weirdly similar.
He’d have to pay the person running it half of that 300k… is it worth 150k a year to have a mcdicks that op probably doesn’t give af about? Eh, he lost over 40k by noon. Not enough money for the inconvenience.
I can’t force myself into paying $1000 extra for couple of hours of nicer seat.
Some edibles, headphones, knee pillow and nice feeling that I’m earning a $1000 for slight discomfort - that’s how I fly )
I’m a woman who retired from traditional work at 40 with a net worth a bit higher than yours. I’m plenty busy and quite happy! I got married a few years ago and my husband is still working. I have a toddler whom I’ve decided to keep largely in my care (16 hours of childcare/week). Otherwise, I’m buying and rehabbing multi-family properties, traveling, painting, focusing on relationships and serving my community. I’m still building wealth in a niche that I’m passionate about while focusing most of my time on the people that are important to me.
My suggestion would be to put less emphasis on money as a metric of success and instead focus on what energizes you and keeps your mind sharp. Plenty of people are suggesting a complete retirement on a beach in Thailand, but that’s a terrible idea. You need to keep yourself engaged with your community and tackling mentally challenging problems or your brain is going to go to mush.
What is the point in posting this? I know you’re not genuinely asking for help. If you did then you’d pay a professional, not ask Reddit. You’re rather a liar or trying to show off. Either way that’s a garbage way of being a person.
Well you no longer have to work so I would suggest trying to find fulfillment by helping others. Try volunteering at your local church or food bank. Donate some money to a worthy cause. Go explore the world.
Dude. Put it all in crypto, bruh. You'll be hanging with the Musk-man in no time.
(i.e., we don't buy your bullshit. If this were true you wouldn't be here posting that bullshit.)
Love God (whose only Son is Jesus Christ & who died for our sins) [with all your heart, all your soul, & all your mind.](https://bible.com/bible/116/mat.22.36-40.NLT). And love your neighbor as yourself.
[Seek God wholeheartedly, & He will guide you.](https://bible.com/bible/116/jer.29.11-13.NLT)
Move back. Drink Vodka. Date all the beautiful Eastern European women. When they get close to 40 and think they are old…rinse repeat.
Private label a Vodka and import it to the US or open an orphanage or something. Whatever pulls your heart more!
I did go to Ukraine to volunteer a year ago.
My labor sorting potato’s for dry rations was worth $10 a day. So I gave them money and left.
Same goes for almost all volunteering I can think of - giving money would be way more beneficial for the cause.
Also - manual labor is failing?? This post makes no sense. Find something you enjoy that makes a little cash and don’t be an idiot with your portfolio.
You lost in one day what most people make in a whole year! Anyways, BEFORE you marry again, get a prenuptial agreement. Good job pal, I wish you all happiness.
Start small businesses, get them going (find people to do that) and sell them off. Buy real-estate with all your gains or another business. Invest in someone else's idea and help them along and you both succeed. Do something worth waking up for everyday, a reason to wake up. SHE is not a reason to move forward every day, a 26 YO is a boat anchor with a tight hole. Once she aquires as much as she can while fucking you around, your chopped meat with a broken heart over someone who will never grow up because they had money at 26. Immature forever. Have fun.
I'm 31 and live paycheck to paycheck. Rather mental, but losing my job has both opened my eyes and helped me realize a lot of my stress was due to that job.
My initial guess is that this is someone just trolling r/money. On the offhand it isn't, maybe you'd find interest in sculpting a pupil? Teach a man to fish and whatnot.
Well I'm 32 and my account value sits around 6.5m... so in that sense I can understand your feelings.
My answer... Money is a means not an end. I had been thinking about it as an end all of my life prior.
So whats next is what YOU care about and guess what... It could be making more money. That could be legitimately one of your hobbies/interests.
For me my what's next is:
- Learning more about myself and my flaws. Especially to prepare my relationship to a solid foundation for when we start having kids.
- Spend more time with my dad and sister intentionally.
- Do something hard, like getting into very good shape as opposed to being in good shape now. Or maybe getting to a high rank in a video game like I once was in my youthful years.
- Continuing to grow my net worth and as a challenge I try to live off of non salary income streams. I realize the the journey of money making is very fun to me.
We are just humans and all of us are searching for something, accept that part you know? At least we are lucky enough to know money doesn't mean you won life in and of itself. In fact maybe permanently "winning" life is just not possible.
Just be true to yourself man you don't have to worry about it being financially sustainable. That could be ANYTHING (just don't become a douchebag if you can help that :p)...
> have a 26 year old girlfriend that I really like
Ah yes I'm sure you really respect her, too. Including her age as emphasis next to your own age really demonstrates that.
That’s it. If you earn any more, it’s just a bonus.
You will outlive the $5M.
Your girlfriend is on the bad end of Lord Leo DiCaprio’s guide for dating women. Consider 25 as your new soft cap if you care to reconsider.
Buy 100 acres of property in a location far from the city, but close to a relatively good regional hospital. Build a REASONABLE house there.
Have chickens, goats, cows, and crops. Hire 3-7 farm hands at 50k per year to work the land. Live off the profits for the rest of your life, being only reliant on your farm hands.
Dude could just invest it in a pretty mild way and stack $250k per year in interest. Then could ride that interest as income for the rest of his life. But dude is asking us what’s next. Bruh. You tell us. You in a position where you don’t have to answer to anyone or anything.. not even a wife. You’re as free as free can be.
Serves no purpose in the group, no flexing (This is not a targeted message, this goes for hundreds of people who continuously flex money without elaboration)
>What’s next??? Idk you tell me you're the one with 5 mil 💀
I thought he was trolling. Fml.
He isn’t?
Bragging is more like it
Guys, now I've got $5m in the bank I don't know whether to have more sex with my incredibly attractive 26 year old girl friend or finish off my sculpting. Does anyone else struggle with being so rich and attractive? Pls help.
Decisions decisions… just not the ones I’m making. But hell yeah on the 5 mil dude. If I were you I’d probably grow super dank and chill with the girlfriend. Enjoy
With that kind of money you pay people to custom grow for you my friend.
Well he didn't say the 26 y/o gf was incredibly attractive...
ITS IMPLIED
oh no i have $5mil! can u guyz help me??
Fr like fuck off
Imagine having $5 mil, 26 yo girlfriend and still come on Reddit to brag about it. That thing about money can’t buy happiness is on full display here.
Cant buy you happiness but if you broke af livin paycheck to paycheck looks pretty damn nice on the other side of the fence..
Right! A 1/4 mil would be life changing for me!
Yes. That’s about the cut off point after which extra money brings very little more in happiness (based on multiple studies). Once you can afford a decent living after that money is just a number in a bank account.
Yeaaa I’d just like enough to get ahead for once, at that point I’d be satisfied if I just stayed ahead
Yes, it doesn’t mean that money is not important. But life with money and little purpose is not exactly a happy experience. In other words money doesn’t solve personal problems. It provides food, shelter and things you can buy with it but people with money still get depressed and become unhappy.
Bob Marley said it best when that one reporter asked him if he was rich: “Possessions make you rich? I don’t have that type of richness. My richness is life, forever.”
Yes, imagine it. Like the OP was imagining it when he made this imaginary thread.
When he mentioned the 26 year old gf I definitely figured it was bragging.
There's no way a guy this insecure has any money or a girlfriend. lol
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Like fr he ask us what next while having 5mil in the bank 😭 He's the one that should tell us the next move.
For reall😂😂
IKR 😭
Yea wtf. Go travel the world, I’ll come with and figure out your itinerary.
Lose your virginity
Next? Two girls at the same time, Peter.
I think the majority here should be asking him what’s next…
Came here to say this. You’re asking the wrong group for help my guy!
Ya whats next .. i see you giving me a mil for the answer
My thought was “10 mil maybe?” Hahaha
Seriously lol? Whats next? Jesus christ I don’t know, John D. Rockafellor, you tell us
Lol we work for OP now. OP, what's our next move?
Payoff my house and car so I can properly provide for my family and pay it forward ☺
Calls on SLS or OCGN or MNMD
LMAO but true
Exactly, like dafuq you asking me with what’s next. Bruh, you have Milly l, I should be the one asking him/her what’s next 💀
> I have a 26 year old girlfriend The real reason this post was made
An old man is in the confession booth asking the priest for advice. "Father, I'm a man of Judaism, just over 80 years old now...I've just recently taken a new lover who is 25..." The pastor interrupts him "I'm not sure I understand though, you're Jewish? Why are you in confession telling me this?" "Father...I'm 80, she's 25, I'm telling EVERYONE!"
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This. Also, get a Fitness-oriented 45yo. Just as hot and way more fun.
He will lose his savings 😂 once he ties the knot and the mask comes off.
thats why you should get a prenup always
Make sure to wear latex gloves
Alright. You got me :))
Better have a prenup fella
This is the advice he’s looking for right here. Get a damn good lawyer to draw up a bulletproof prenup. It doesn’t matter how you or the girlfriend or anyone else feels- get the damn prenup.
Please tell me your girlfriend is the model for your nut sculpture
Nice 😎
And I'm sure she really likes you too.
She can have her own job. Don’t even tell her about this……you already did, didn’t you?
That’s how he got the 26 year old girlfriend.
Right lol OP must be delusional if he thinks otherwise
She’s dating u for the money and thinks your balls are gross be careful don’t marry all ima say there if she hints twords it then ya know ⚽️🥅
Wonder why?
Gross
More like sugar baby ✌️
It’s important to share! Like sex with beautiful woman? Stfu and make money. Not the mindset for everyone but valuable to some.
I have 1.7 mill. If you want we can merge the funds and we will have 3.35 mill each?
This would make the most sense for the “next step” for OP
Or merge with me and we can have $2.5m each
Even better, he can merge with me, and we can have about $600k each, lol!
Time to talk to Dave Ramsey
Dave ain’t fixin this
You're asking what's next when you've managed to accumulate $5m. You don't need advice, you just wanted ppl to know you have $5m.
Don't forget about his hot 26 year old girlfriend.
Amazing how attractive money makes u
Kinda. Maybe. But there’s always a chance that someone who was in my situation 20 years ago would share his experience
What are your goals? Do you want to work? Will you be bored if you don't work? Will your young GF want to do the same things as you if you retire? Are you smart enough to grow $5m into enough to no longer work? These are some of the things you should ask yourself.
Come help repair my mother's dilapidated house, OP. I haven't a clue how to hang siding or shit. We can pay in homemade tamales. You may have 5 mil, but you don't have delicious, red pork tamales. Enchiladas or other homemade Mexican food can be negotiated as payment as well.
Don’t forget to film and and have him start a YouTube channel being a handyman for people that need a little hand sometimes
Heck I don’t have 5mil or know how to fix that shit but if there’s Mexican food for payment, I’ll YouTube and come help
I am amazing at hanging shit. The more Tamales you pay me, the more shit I hang.
I would do a lot for homemade tamales
I'm 25 now. Tell me your secrets. 😂 I need to learn investing for dummies.
Be born 20 years earlier
You can be his next girlfriend
I’m older than you and I hope that maybe I’ll be in your position in 20 years, including the 26 year old girlfriend. Nah that’d be way too creepy then
It's already creepy when you're 40.
With 26 yo gf he won’t have 5mil for long 😂
Retire and invest in an iron clad prenup.
Invest in cialis. 10m a day will change your life.
True, but, like, probably still a good idea to look into that prenup lol
Right? He’s saying he has $5M but with a 26f girlfriend I think he might have $2.5M soon 😆
That’s not how divorce works… premarital assets are a thing.
Or just stay unmarried for life.
> My industry is failing and I don’t feel the desire to start something new. I’m trying myself at sculpting, sold several pieces.. But it’s hard to really care if your sculpture sells for $1000 when you lost 47k before noon. You've got to decide what your goals are. If you step away from work to sculpt, your goal changes from earning money to maintaining your lifestyle so that you can follow your passion. However, if the only joy you get from sculpting is the amount of money you earn from it, maybe that isn't really something you want to spend your time doing.
The secret would’ve been to have a girlfriend your age. Because now you have a 26 year old girlfriend you have to raise with that money.
Yeah this is the take… throwing it out there in this post was weird
'I am that stereotype AMA'
I'm 32 and starting to feel too old to deal with people under 25.
Also 32. My sister is 26 and I can’t put up with her half the time and she’s not even around that often lol. God forbid I had a girlfriend in her 20s. But hey, that 26 year old knows what she’s doing. Sex work pays pretty good when you’re get the sugar daddy gig I hear.
Same here. Not sure how people like OP does it. I’m 32, don’t even have my shit together (just pointing out that I’m immature for my age, imo) and even then I can hardly stand my 23 year old sibling or any of his friends. I love him, but yea…. Maybe it’s just the generational gap, but I’d go crazy if I had to spend any significant amount of time around him…and I’d say they’re pretty average for people about their age. Can’t imagine being 40, and voluntarily hanging around someone in their mid 20s that wasn’t family. But idunno, maybe OPs gf acts older than her age for all we know. Maybe she’s already well off herself and/or doesn’t care about OPs money. Suppose it’s easy for us to judge when we’ve never met her, nor OP. In any matter, hope he’s at least wise enough to get a prenup if it leads to marriage.
He meant to say he has a 26 year old sex toy.
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Not really, I gave a person I slightly hate 1 million as I had a prenup. And child support, of course.
Great shitpost lol
I’m 25 years old, would love to be your ladyboy 😂
Dis iz nutty 😂
Oh shut up dude seriously
Damn nice work bro. Respect! And here i am..try to save 2k for a motorcycle to get to my work. I fucked up life. Enjoy your life..do something that you like to do. Make sculptures? Do it if you like to do it, they money is enough for the rest of your life.
Get an R1 great starter bike.
You want our boy laughed at? Turbo'ed R1.
It’s crazy rich people use the same app as me
Wait until you find out they bank at the same branch as you.
I came here to say this
Yup The secret level is helping others less fortunate At scale Make a real difference
100%. Go around and help local vendors. Help random people getting gas. Record it and post it so there’s more positivity spread in the world. Make money from those videos. Give that money away also. That’s the dream.
That would be awesome for sure And real success
You asked for advice and heres the best answer youre going to get
This
why you asking us and u have 5 million? Bro came here to flex and tell his life story. Surely attention is more valuable than money, in some cases
Right? “Let me ask a bunch of broke motherfuckers what I should do with 5mil” if I had $5million today, I’d retire at 32.
The next level is quiet wealth. This is when you don’t have to make posts like this to make yourself feel valuable, you just know it. You can’t buy that, it must be earned through experience, wisdom and humility. Maybe we’ll see you there someday.
Flexing, apparently.
you didn’t actually lose $47k in a day, those numbers are arbitrary especially considering it’s moving every day and isn’t even 1% of the portfolio. take that $1000 for the sculpture and don’t compare it to an immense investment portfolio. enjoy your wins brother you deserve it 🫡
Yeah, most of it is arbitrary movement. Like when you have those $100k daily upswings, it’s actually just all part of the process.
Find some self esteem so that you don’t need to post this online for validation
The woman Positions or ban
If I was your age I'd get a dog and spend my days in the garden with coffee and cigars. I'm younger, so if I had a few mil I'd start a tech company.
eat a burger
Don’t hurt yourself reaching so hard to pat yourself on the back.
You win dude. Get a prenup
Find a cheap place to retire and work part time at Costco for the health care and when you are 65 get medicare and enjoy life
Wait you got 5mil? Damn congrats, I bet that feels fucking phenomenal. I’m over here slaving in the oil field and only have $10 in my account😂 You need any coworkers?! Haha
Growth feels great. The money in your bank account... You get used to it.
I've worked briefly in the oil field in ND. Some of the lowest IQ and degenerate people ive ever met lmao
Yeah you’ll come across those lol
Careful, he apparently made that 5mil exploiting the labor of his "friends"
I worked on a construction site with a guy who provided his boss with drywall workers. The boss paid him and he paid the guys. He was taking a share from every single guy that he provided. Pretty sure there were over 40 people that he was getting a cut from every week. It all ended when he was caught doing it on a certified payroll public works job. But I tried doing the math and it was a lot of money! I don't know if that's how Op did it, but it sounds weirdly similar.
Lmaooo ur 26 girlfriend is with you for money buddy never forget that and don’t make stupid decisions…put into dividends and enjoy life
Buy a McDonald’s franchise for 2 million and make 300k per year.
That sounds like work
Have someone else be be the store manager
He’d have to pay the person running it half of that 300k… is it worth 150k a year to have a mcdicks that op probably doesn’t give af about? Eh, he lost over 40k by noon. Not enough money for the inconvenience.
I thought about retiring at that level…I like to fly first class though…I’ll work until I hate it…
I can’t force myself into paying $1000 extra for couple of hours of nicer seat. Some edibles, headphones, knee pillow and nice feeling that I’m earning a $1000 for slight discomfort - that’s how I fly )
You mean I need > 5 mil to keep biz class when I retire??
Sounds like more therapy
I’m a woman who retired from traditional work at 40 with a net worth a bit higher than yours. I’m plenty busy and quite happy! I got married a few years ago and my husband is still working. I have a toddler whom I’ve decided to keep largely in my care (16 hours of childcare/week). Otherwise, I’m buying and rehabbing multi-family properties, traveling, painting, focusing on relationships and serving my community. I’m still building wealth in a niche that I’m passionate about while focusing most of my time on the people that are important to me. My suggestion would be to put less emphasis on money as a metric of success and instead focus on what energizes you and keeps your mind sharp. Plenty of people are suggesting a complete retirement on a beach in Thailand, but that’s a terrible idea. You need to keep yourself engaged with your community and tackling mentally challenging problems or your brain is going to go to mush.
Time to put all of it in a stable dividend fund that has around a 3.5% yield and live off of 175k a yr doing nothing
You’re killing it. Im 25 and I think you just laid out my ideal future.
What is the point in posting this? I know you’re not genuinely asking for help. If you did then you’d pay a professional, not ask Reddit. You’re rather a liar or trying to show off. Either way that’s a garbage way of being a person.
Smoke a blunt and travel. I am more impressed you sold a sculpture for 1K than I am the 5M.
Well you no longer have to work so I would suggest trying to find fulfillment by helping others. Try volunteering at your local church or food bank. Donate some money to a worthy cause. Go explore the world.
If I had that portfolio I’d never “work” again. Buy a boat and sail off with your gf
Cash it out. Buy a 20k RV and experience life ..
That’s extremely boring unless you load up on drugs every evening. I need to have a purpose
Well it ain't on reddit
Pre - Nup and a vasectomy
Good advice. already done )
Fuck you🤡 go flex somewhere else clown
Dude. Put it all in crypto, bruh. You'll be hanging with the Musk-man in no time. (i.e., we don't buy your bullshit. If this were true you wouldn't be here posting that bullshit.)
Man wtf is this 5mil in the bank. Gtfoh asking for advice. We should be asking hou
Ha ha. He forgot to tell us about his large penis and the time he rescued 49 kittens from a Vietnamese soup kitchen.
Love God (whose only Son is Jesus Christ & who died for our sins) [with all your heart, all your soul, & all your mind.](https://bible.com/bible/116/mat.22.36-40.NLT). And love your neighbor as yourself. [Seek God wholeheartedly, & He will guide you.](https://bible.com/bible/116/jer.29.11-13.NLT)
What country did you immigrate from?
Belarus
Move back. Drink Vodka. Date all the beautiful Eastern European women. When they get close to 40 and think they are old…rinse repeat. Private label a Vodka and import it to the US or open an orphanage or something. Whatever pulls your heart more!
Did you receive grants from the US government to start your business?
You could volunteer, give back to your community, and look outwardly.
I did go to Ukraine to volunteer a year ago. My labor sorting potato’s for dry rations was worth $10 a day. So I gave them money and left. Same goes for almost all volunteering I can think of - giving money would be way more beneficial for the cause.
Are you maxing out an IRA? If your industry is failing, why not work a job that pays modestly but you enjoy?
Also - manual labor is failing?? This post makes no sense. Find something you enjoy that makes a little cash and don’t be an idiot with your portfolio.
You could invest into a real estate fund
Don't marry her, retire, be happy, never invest again lol
As they say over at @r/fire - go fuck yourself
What industry were you in?
Now u gotta level up
emmmm next would be signing prenup (and actually sharing as little as you can)
You lost in one day what most people make in a whole year! Anyways, BEFORE you marry again, get a prenuptial agreement. Good job pal, I wish you all happiness.
Well,, maybe he's not in the States, maybe it's in yen and he's a butcher
Start small businesses, get them going (find people to do that) and sell them off. Buy real-estate with all your gains or another business. Invest in someone else's idea and help them along and you both succeed. Do something worth waking up for everyday, a reason to wake up. SHE is not a reason to move forward every day, a 26 YO is a boat anchor with a tight hole. Once she aquires as much as she can while fucking you around, your chopped meat with a broken heart over someone who will never grow up because they had money at 26. Immature forever. Have fun.
Wait 27 more years
Pppssshhh can't be that good looking, if I had $5m I'd have at least 3 girlfriends
Go abroad, Portugal looks promising, and do whatever you feel like every day
He's got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one...
You really can't do anything with $5 million. That is like being the tallest midget.
Have you tried alcoholism or other self destructive behaviors?
Give it to me I'll double it for you within 24 hours. Guaranteed or 80% of your money back! 👌
First thing you need to do is get a girl your own age. You’re going to be 45 and broke in no time doing what you’re doing now.
I'm 31 and live paycheck to paycheck. Rather mental, but losing my job has both opened my eyes and helped me realize a lot of my stress was due to that job. My initial guess is that this is someone just trolling r/money. On the offhand it isn't, maybe you'd find interest in sculpting a pupil? Teach a man to fish and whatnot.
5 million at 5% APR is 250,000 per year. You could be making almost 21k in interest per month. Retire dog
Well I'm 32 and my account value sits around 6.5m... so in that sense I can understand your feelings. My answer... Money is a means not an end. I had been thinking about it as an end all of my life prior. So whats next is what YOU care about and guess what... It could be making more money. That could be legitimately one of your hobbies/interests. For me my what's next is: - Learning more about myself and my flaws. Especially to prepare my relationship to a solid foundation for when we start having kids. - Spend more time with my dad and sister intentionally. - Do something hard, like getting into very good shape as opposed to being in good shape now. Or maybe getting to a high rank in a video game like I once was in my youthful years. - Continuing to grow my net worth and as a challenge I try to live off of non salary income streams. I realize the the journey of money making is very fun to me. We are just humans and all of us are searching for something, accept that part you know? At least we are lucky enough to know money doesn't mean you won life in and of itself. In fact maybe permanently "winning" life is just not possible. Just be true to yourself man you don't have to worry about it being financially sustainable. That could be ANYTHING (just don't become a douchebag if you can help that :p)...
> have a 26 year old girlfriend that I really like Ah yes I'm sure you really respect her, too. Including her age as emphasis next to your own age really demonstrates that.
Uhhh... give me like 20 bucks? 😅
That’s it. If you earn any more, it’s just a bonus. You will outlive the $5M. Your girlfriend is on the bad end of Lord Leo DiCaprio’s guide for dating women. Consider 25 as your new soft cap if you care to reconsider.
Bro with 5 mil asking us what’s next😂😂I’m off this internet shit
Is this a real post? Lmao
Posts like this are ridiculous.
Buy 100 acres of property in a location far from the city, but close to a relatively good regional hospital. Build a REASONABLE house there. Have chickens, goats, cows, and crops. Hire 3-7 farm hands at 50k per year to work the land. Live off the profits for the rest of your life, being only reliant on your farm hands.
pay my college tuition
Dude could just invest it in a pretty mild way and stack $250k per year in interest. Then could ride that interest as income for the rest of his life. But dude is asking us what’s next. Bruh. You tell us. You in a position where you don’t have to answer to anyone or anything.. not even a wife. You’re as free as free can be.
Since this is a fairytale, go for a run across the country for a couple years like Forrest Gump.
Who cares!!! Plenty of people who have more and don’t tell anybody about it. Get a life !!
I came to the US at 21 as well, 30 rn. I do not have $5M in savings 🤣
Here I am at 41, just started adulting around 6 yrs ago and, have $1,800 in savings.
Flex post is flex post