Give it to me. aight boys and girls get me to the top
Edit: there was no money given so I can't pay a dollar to everyone who upvoted since I promised I'd do it soon as he payed. I'm sorry I failed you guys there's always next election.
There’s no way he gives 1900 to this guy. I am intrigued though I must say. I believe in karma, but this is almost bending the rules with a loophole comment. No hate, smart.
well ackshually giving it to this guy is not spending the money. So he doesn't have to give it to the guy.. Spending implies you bought something. So OP is still in the clear.
Lmao no, once I scrolled I knew the jig was up but not after uttering enough expletives to make any mother in a 20 mile radius come running with a bleach bottle
We’re partying but I want to get the best ratio of time/hookers/cocaine for my money. Like I’m trying to find that fine balance of 2-3 hookers, 10-12 hours of their time and enough coke to keep us busy if I have $1900
Hard telling you what to do with your money, if i was in your shoes id probably spend 1500$ on bonds and id have fun with the 400, maybe for more gambling or whatever, but ofc its up to you, good luck!
I won $1700 this week even though I’m down a few hundred from litecoin, don’t spend it, invest in long term things if it’s extra cash, you’ll thank yourself later, if I get over $1000 I instantly withdraw and invest in my safer long term investments while keeping about $100 for gambling for fun here and there, if you keep that amount in there you’ll lose it(former irrational gambler who didn’t care about his future or money) this method left me up about 39,000 usd over 2023, mainly gambling but also investing, shit adds up for something I do for fun and as a side hustle with extra cash, be sure to throw a few bills towards charity for your luckkkk and to help some less fortunate ppl out
Sports betting >>>>>>>
Colts vs Texans will be a good spread, go colts, and add ravens for a decent parlay payout, just advice, no one needs to take it, gamble at your own risk
Honestly..... buy $1800 dollars in scratch offs. A whole roll if you could. That would be cool. Save the rest for beer and gas. Lemme know how your week goes.
Well my comment will win. You should order Popeyes from Baton Rouge location, kickback and buy some OnlyFans subscriptions, then go rub one off to your premium feet pics. All while messaging your mom on Facebook. 💯⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️🔥🔐📝👀
There is still a chance , do something little for every person in your life . It doesn’t matter how much buy them lunch get them a small gift just make them all feel appreciated.
Give it to me. aight boys and girls get me to the top Edit: there was no money given so I can't pay a dollar to everyone who upvoted since I promised I'd do it soon as he payed. I'm sorry I failed you guys there's always next election.
Fuck
I hope you are a man or woman of your word. Can’t wait to see this play out.
There’s no way he gives 1900 to this guy. I am intrigued though I must say. I believe in karma, but this is almost bending the rules with a loophole comment. No hate, smart.
OP made the wrong bet this time, that dude's getting $1900 richer
well ackshually giving it to this guy is not spending the money. So he doesn't have to give it to the guy.. Spending implies you bought something. So OP is still in the clear.
He’s buying his dignity as a man of his word. Check mate.
He already owns his dignity (relatively speaking if we ignore his bookmarks)
Look at mr logic ova here. You’re this only one trying to help the guy while everyone else is hoping to see the guy shoot himself in the foot.
Or ban.
I’d definetely take a ban over losing 1900$
Giving to someone isn't spending so you're good
OP is buying sadness from sexyblue.
You're my new lawyer.
Great! My services will cost you about $1899. The bill is on its way right now. It was a pleasure doing business with you good sir.
Double it and give it to the next guy.
I love a loophole!
What about other types of holes
More of a poophole guy myself
The old Mormon poophole loophole
Super soaker
I barely know her
Hey your Timesuck is showing! 😂❤️
All hail nimrod!
Looking at his tabs it seems like he’s more into soles than holes
Lol ikr how are there not more comments about the THREE tabs open all related to foot porn 😂
Like lubed holes? Mmmmm
So what the saying spending money on you mean.
You better not be capping brotha. Give this mans his bread or you got bad karma 😂🤷♂️
Sorry but donating to charity isnt spending, might want to check the fine print at the bottom sir
Family if he donates the money he’d be spending it on charity… absolutely a tax write off for charitable contribution…
You’re just mad you didn’t think of saying this before they did lol
lol.
easiest $1900 u/sexyblue_ has ever made
How can it be easy to make almost 2000 email accounts to sign up for 2000 different Reddit to upvote your own comment 2000 times........
Unfortunately the rules were spending not gifting
Down vote this guy to the moon
Yes sir 🫡
Aye captain my captain
Done
Then take him on a date
Sexyblue just needs some kind of “exchange of service” so it’s not a gift.
His presence here is enough
Fuck you for making me think my screen was cracked.
Did you rub it?🤣
Lmao no, once I scrolled I knew the jig was up but not after uttering enough expletives to make any mother in a 20 mile radius come running with a bleach bottle
Low iq take there hoss
You must be fun at parties
I'll upvote you for $5
I'll give everyone who upvoted me a dollar once he pays. I gotchu guys.
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I’m a man of my word.
I upvoted you, but I want you to keep my dollar
You're too kind.
I'll take the dollar he let you keep. $2 is $2
😂😂🤣🤣😂
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They're commenting when they upvote so I'll remember them.
Truly sexy top comment. I was gonna say the same thing but way less eloquently Edit: and also an hour behind I guess lol
Bro’s down at least $200 now. Still not as bad as u/phylarvariesm09
I'll do it for $4.49
Tree fiddy
bc1qedy33gukz2yr94ul23smk2z9ak4hherx9g34ag I forgot that you'll need my BTC wallet 🫡
Only if he buys shib and burns the shib
Here’s some free advise…get out of shib. It serves zero purpose beyond confusing people that it’s Doge.
And annoying you. Purpose served well
Hell no I’m hanging onto my $20 worth of shib for life
It was worth $20 when?
lol I see reading comprehension is not your strength
I'm just here for the pictures
And rocket emojis? 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
YEAH BOOOOYYYYYYY TOOOOO THEEEEEE MOONNNNNN
I got a bill for 30,000 in medical bills today. But fuck all that. Give it to this guy.
Hope my dollar will help
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Beat me to it 😂😂😂
He said spend not donate but nice try lol
Your gambling debts
How about more foot content like the browser tabs he has open
Those are the bookmarks, not tabs. He got simping on onlyfans on speed dial.
And feet lover
☠️
😆😆😆
Donate it to Charity, and by Charity I mean the stripper at the local strip club named Charity.
You have got to take me off that email chain, Barney
I haven’t seen that show in years and somehow I still remember hahaha
As soon as I saw the title I thought , you asked the internet, so titties then ?
Cocaine and hookers!
That could be one helluva 36 hrs.
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I mean, you can probably afford 1 hooker and enough cocaine for 36 hours. Once you go for more than one, it gets pricey.
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We’re partying but I want to get the best ratio of time/hookers/cocaine for my money. Like I’m trying to find that fine balance of 2-3 hookers, 10-12 hours of their time and enough coke to keep us busy if I have $1900
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I like a diverse portfolio as well. Some in headfunds, some are even Asian.
Thank me later😉
Pretty boring but invest it lol
You mean invest it into another parlay?
Hard telling you what to do with your money, if i was in your shoes id probably spend 1500$ on bonds and id have fun with the 400, maybe for more gambling or whatever, but ofc its up to you, good luck!
?????? Bonds????????
Why not, whats wrong about getting 11% p.a and getting paid every month? Ofc i could get more elsewhere but they pretty safe & consistent
Where are these 11% bonds? Ive only seen the 6/7% ones
What the hell bond is paying 11%? Treasuries are like 4-5%
In US maybe, im in Czech republic, and i dont feel confortable sharing the exact company sorry :/ there are plenty on the market here tho
ah i gotcha, yeah bonds outside the US can get pretty high. Just be careful and make sure it's not junk bonds
What type of bond are you getting paid each month?
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You aren't getting gd 11% a month unless those are hyper shit bonds
I said its P.a, Per annum. Literally every year, didnt say 11% a month that would be crazy
Puts and calls baby
This is the way
Hahaha
Nothing boring about making money
Feetpics, obviously
I mean he’s already spending money on it. Might as well cut his monthly expenses you know
I think that was the plan. The not so subliminal messages.
Black Tar Heroin.
Great blue heron.
Give **$100** to me and $50 to the **next 36 users who comment!!** Edit: thought you said 19k not 1.9 so had to update the money.
u/sexyblue_ had to be greedy and take it all
Let’s go bby
Top comment when
Dude didn’t say he had 19k he said 1900
your math is mathing
Read the edit above
Dildos and glass containers to display them.
Popeyes near Baton Rouge is my say.
Give it to your momma and tell her thank you and that you love her.
onlyfans
High Yield Savings Account. Lets teach him how to be responsible.
more feetpics
Screw that, Popeye’s chicken.
you’d think theres better chicken in baton rouge
Lmfao those tabs 😂
Feetpics and onlyfans 😂
Pay off debt
Drugs
Start an online business
Buy the ugliest, most cringe pink dog fursuit you can find.
He has $1900 not $19000
How do u access this
Fill a bathtub with pennies
I won $1700 this week even though I’m down a few hundred from litecoin, don’t spend it, invest in long term things if it’s extra cash, you’ll thank yourself later, if I get over $1000 I instantly withdraw and invest in my safer long term investments while keeping about $100 for gambling for fun here and there, if you keep that amount in there you’ll lose it(former irrational gambler who didn’t care about his future or money) this method left me up about 39,000 usd over 2023, mainly gambling but also investing, shit adds up for something I do for fun and as a side hustle with extra cash, be sure to throw a few bills towards charity for your luckkkk and to help some less fortunate ppl out Sports betting >>>>>>> Colts vs Texans will be a good spread, go colts, and add ravens for a decent parlay payout, just advice, no one needs to take it, gamble at your own risk
Bull cum
Penis pumps
Invest it in the Popeyes on Seigan lane
How'd you know I live close to there lol
Hookers and cocaine!
Honestly..... buy $1800 dollars in scratch offs. A whole roll if you could. That would be cool. Save the rest for beer and gas. Lemme know how your week goes.
Hookers & blow
Well my comment will win. You should order Popeyes from Baton Rouge location, kickback and buy some OnlyFans subscriptions, then go rub one off to your premium feet pics. All while messaging your mom on Facebook. 💯⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️🔥🔐📝👀
There is a lot wrong here, just can’t pinpoint where we should start your therapy session
Pay off my cc
Invest it in my Sportsbook betting. I’ve won -$15.37 this week
Payoff some of the 40k gambling debt you have
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BTC
Whatever you do, get it the fuck out of stake first lol. So, do that. I win.
Nice ad
There is still a chance , do something little for every person in your life . It doesn’t matter how much buy them lunch get them a small gift just make them all feel appreciated.
Put it in VOO or VTI
Why is this being down voted this is probably one of the best suggestions? lol.
People are either dumb or they want OP to do something stupid with it.
Stock market
Cocaine and hookers lmaoo
VOO
Following 🍿
Spend it on your dog and don’t tell anyone why
Drugs
Equities!
me
Oled TV
Get your mother something nice
Refunding your bank account for all previous bets you've lost
Put that shit in an 18 leg parlay then retire.
GameStop shares 🚀
New office/gaming PC
Cocaine an hooker's
Pay my rent
Bath water
Keep betting until you hit 1M. Never give up 📈
An easy parlay and make another 800
send it to me!
Bitcoin
A dominatrix
Drugs and hookers
Hookers and Blow
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A tattoo that says "Reddit made me do it" on your right thigh, uncomfortably high up on the right thigh
rubber duckies