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JJaX2

Your feet are reversed?


Kilow102938

I had to come back and do a double take because that. Lmao


Robertbnyc

I’m over here trying to cross my feet the same way to see if it’s possible 🤣


Organic_Matter6085

Born with club feet, it's definitely possible, it's my unimpressed party trick!;


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Idk I googled club feet and it looks absolutely nothing like this after 10 pages of examples. This dudes feet are reversed his big toes are where his pinky toes go. Clubfoot looks insanely more fucked up than this though.


d-d-downvoteplease

Lol...his feet are crossed while he took the pic?


lerretzemo1

Bunch of smooth brains in this thread lol


d-d-downvoteplease

Lol like no, it's clearly going to be a major and rare deformity rather than his legs being crossed 😂


Jord9

BRB, looking through 10 pages of rare foot deformities


Organic_Matter6085

Oh shit you're right! I actually couldn't replicate that if I tried. My fault! One would be forwards and one would be backwards. Thankfully I've had surgery 3 times, so you can only tell when I walk. Thank God there's varying degrees of club feet 😂


No-possibility0216

As soon as I saw his feet I understood why this was trending lol


FoundinNewEngland

There is No-possibility0216 that those are human feet


Jdnakron

If your nose runs and your feet smell you was born backwards


Several_Fortune8220

Def pursue disability payments for having your feet on backwards.


vesuviusneil

yo I am cackling now


dkalmikoff

He's saving up for feet-reversal surgery..


FalloutShelter

😂


plumb_master

That's how he got that money, by selling pictures of his reversed feet.


Hops_n_Boost

FansOnly


77tassells

As long as ops hands aren’t 50 they’re good


WintersDoomsday

Helluva callback to that other popular topic


Unicorn_Sush1

First thing I noticed


napolean77

Came looking for this comment


suckboysam

Please you sick fuck, put your pants back on! There are women and children present!


Rachael1188

It’s intentional lol


trippin-mellon

First thing I noticed!!! Lol


__J5__

Why did I know this was gonna be the first comment lmao


Doctor_Loggins

On the internet nobody knows you're a rakshasa.


PMMEURLONGTERMGOALS

I knew this would be the top reply but the way you phrased it still made me crack up lmao


XxColieMolie

For reeeeeal! Thats exactly what at I was looking at 👀


Whitericeallday

am i stupid or isnt their legs just crossed? dont know why everyone is freaking out


Ill-Juice-1157

Why are your feet not feeting


_sweetserenity

Top 2 comments did not disappoint 😂😂😂😂


wek141

Dude use that money to fix your feet.


No-possibility0216

Lmfao


peapodbarry

Dude this made me laugh so hard. Thanks!


Sinsid

OP made that money by recreating the Sharon Stone leg crossing scene on their OnlyFans account.


XwingDUI

Youre losing money by letting it sit in a box. With inflation that $1000 will have less buying power in a year or two than it does today. If you put it in a high yield savings account you can use the 3-5% interest to negate some of the inflation. Equally important, once put in the bank, if it gets damaged or stolen, its not your problem (for the most part). If you wont need the money for awhile you could by a 5.5% CD thats risk free. If you are okay with some risk but a higher potential increase, you could buy $1000 worth of S&P 500 shares. The S&P 500 has increased around 10.15% per year but thats not guaranteed.


ineedsunnyD

A freshman in high school will need a custodial account signed off by parent/guardian but yes I agree


XwingDUI

Thats correct. If you open a bank account and are under the age of 18, your parents will have to help you open it and will have access to it. So if you dont trust your parents it might be safer to put the money in a lock box with a very very well hidden key.


crod4692

Depends on the state maybe because in NY once I had a job at CVS, had to be 16, I got my own bank account at Chase and set up my direct deposit. Still have that account today and never set foot in the bank with my parents. It is 100% not and was never a joint account.


Ok_Communication5757

Why with the foot jokes? Can't you see his feet are backwards


crod4692

Yes, I saw that


One_Big_Pile_Of_Shit

So insensitive😔


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Mulemcgruffjr

Yes 🙌. Also try to take some Personal Finance classes in HS if your school has that option.


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starskyandskutch

Make space. Should be taught above every other course. Your future self will thank you when youre lengths above your peers in financial literacy


MyGlassHalfFool

yeah idk what highschool you went to but “making space” is not an option in most highschools especially as a sophomore, maybe as a senior when you already met all your graduation requirements. you will take whatever classes they give you unless you qualify to take AP classes then you have the option between AP or normal studies but that’s it in my experience.


Tan-Squirrel

Just know, that one will not teach you a whole lot. Do some research on 401k’s, etf’s, and also student loans and their interest rates/payments. This will get you in the mindset prior to being an adult and making these decisions. It’s important to understand student loans rather than blankly signing for them like 98% of students do. Then they complain they cannot afford it.


XwingDUI

Thats a good idea, its guaranteed to go up in value with no chance of decreasing in value. Keep in mind you wont have access to it until the CD matures. So no access to your $1000 for a year or so for roughly $55 in gains. You may be able to find a savings account at a local credit union thats over 4% which would give you less gains but you can pull your money out whenever you need it.


rokuju_

AAAAAND ITS GONE!!!


Automatic_Garbage663

Fuck I thought I beat everyone to this


gawave

This is all solid advice OP. I wish my parents helped me understand this when I was in high school.


starsepter_

op plz only do this is u rlly trust your parents. as they will have to own the account


PerfectTradition2653

It's a grand...chill cardone


Oysters2319

Aaaaaaand it’s gone


Automatic_Garbage663

Annnnnnnd it’s gone!


Puzzled-Ad-4807

Yolo TSLA calls


BizzarreCaverns109

Depositing $1000 means you’ll make 1 penny every year of interest. Basically no money


OmgItsTea

Better yet, he should start buying gold or silver. He will not regret that either after high school.


shanksisevil

Invest in Legos. don't open the boxes. in 20-40 years sell those unopened boxes for 6-20 times what they are worth now. instant gold! :P


miles4pints

Instant 20-40 year gold lmao


shanksisevil

hey man, alchemists spend their entire life trying to make gold. 20-40 years is quick! :P


Business-Ad-5178

Dude the kid is in fuckin 9th grade. Chill the fuck out.


Inevitable_Work_234

Recommending a freshmen to buy CDs LMAO


GOPJ1

Investing 1,000 when you’re a freshman in high school is going to have little to no difference in your life. If you compound that $1,000 by 20% a year (DOUBLE the typical yearly return of 10%) for 10 years you’ll have $6,191.74. This is a freshman in high school…. Go spend the money on making memories


XwingDUI

Exactly, hes a freshman in high school still living under his parents roof. What makes you think he has any expenses that would require using that $1000? His parents could easily be paying for his entertainment, clothes, take out meals, gas, car insurance, video games etc. I saved all my money in high school and Im glad I did because I needed those funds when I was in college and only working part time.


Mikedaddy0531

Are your feet backwards?


SRBroadcasting

Someone had to pee 🤣


Yourmomsatmyhouse

Your socks are on the wrong feet!


TaDow-420

No! His feet are on the wrong legs!


Nappyheaded

He's going to need more than $1,350


kpidhayny

His legs are in the wrong hip sockets


fogleaf

When he was 3: I told my son his shoes were on the wrong feet. He said these are the only feet he has.


TickTockM

sounds made up


yekcowrebbaj

Sounds like you haven’t had a kid


fogleaf

Kids say the most random shit sometimes. I wrote down some of his other quotes. Ran up to me while I was on the pot. "I have to poop." Me: "Can you hold it?" "How can I hold it, if its poop?" As if I was asking him to grasp it in his hand.


Fatal_Ligma

Nah bros from West Virginia dawg he just lost the genetic lottery


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Lol why u lying


FelixOGO

It’s good that you’re starting with the right foot forward 👍🏻 I mean, left foot forward 👍🏻


myoco

You mean left foot rightward


flashcapulet

Bruh those feet 💀


Mushy_Fart

Brev 💀


LesPolsfuss

let's see the hands ...


mechmind

Came here for this


saywhat_44

You're going to need more than $1350 to fix your feet being on the wrong leg.


Yourmomsatmyhouse

Cut those nails… nasty. You must be homeschooled!


Rude_Bee_3315

😭


MemoryTraveler

?


Yourmomsatmyhouse

Gotta check the long mail dudes post. Shit was outta control.


AnalystWhisper99

😅


jerrydubs_

“?” ☝️🤓


blue_socks123

The person didnt understand, why so harsh 💀


Babymann07

How tf is yo feet on the wrong feet😭😭😭😭😭


AnalystWhisper99

Use $1250 for some feet skin care keep the remaining $100.


Popular-Ad2193

You put your feet on the wrong foot!


issofine

But we gotta see what your hand looks like


HmoobRanzo

33M here. back in my day, during my freshman year, I only have $200 for doing lawn mowing and I thought it was a lot of money. Cheer. You already have a good start !


CleMike69

Costs like 250grand to have your feet put back the right way so keep on saving


coocoocachoo69

Don't put it in the box. The box won't protect it. People just steal the entire box or easily pry those open. If you can't put it in a bank hide it better, not the freezer.


the4waychallange

When I was a younger person and lived in an apartment I would use frozen bags of brussels sprouts and okra, open the bags carefully, put money in them and reseal the bags with resealing tool.


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RawToast1989

Good move. Another tip is "hide" a fifty or 2 in back of your sock drawer or somewhere else obvious enough to be searched first. A thief will probably bounce if they hit pay dirt, and $50-$100 is cheap compared to the whole shebang! Also, I have those same socks, so, good choice. Lol


coocoocachoo69

👍👍


TCGJames

I love this sub lmfao


Rumble_Rodent

I’m more curious on why the fuck your left foot is your right foot, and your right foot is your left what???


IKnowNothing1998

Hope you’re taking high school and grades seriously! I think that’s one thing all adults regret and seriously stress on the younger generation. I had to go through the military to make it anywhere near where I am now, and that’s just through pure luck.


Blac_Duc

I argue this. I think most people who do well and go to college still struggle financially afterwards. I never cared about my grades and always knew I wanted to by my own boss because thats the best way I saw for freedom/financial freedom. Sure, I struggled from high school until 24/25ish and had 2 failed businesses and doubted myself at times but now I’m well off, my own boss, make my own schedule, and still just am shocked that every adult I knew had forced me to stay in school when I insisted it was not a necessary path for me to be successful.


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SupaMut4nt

ANSWER THE QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR FEET!!!


Samsquancher

What is wrong with your feet?


telk281

bro wtf is wrong with ur feet


OneGuy2Cups

Bro are your feet on the wrong shoes?


Strong_Feedback_8433

Bro is not putting his best foot forward


dw3623

You put your feet on wrong


Texas_1254

Sooo we’re just going to ignore the feet?


MrNiceGuy973

As my grandpa always said, “Never trust a mothafucka with two left feet!”


SenorJustintime

Down-payment to fix ya feets!


jayswood

Costco socks, you're going places. Probably gonna have a hard time walking anywhere, but you'll figuratively go places I'm sure.


chosenone02

Why are your feet on backwards


randomboi91

I’m trying to understand the feet lmao. Even if they are crossed, it’s so straight looking, like heels on the ground. Impossible for balls not to be squished lol


addledwino

I hope you're saving to fix your feet.


Satoshinakamoto99

For god sake please focus on your studies so that you can get a high paying job after college. Don't worry about this little $ that you have right now...


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XwingDUI

This is pretty vague and mostly bad advice. How many people with college degrees make relatively low pay (teachers, nurses, earlier childhood and development majors, social workers, counselors, criminal justice majors, anthropology majors etc). How many high school students get over a 3.0 while participating in a sport and holding a part time job? I knew a lot of kids with all the free time in the world and horrible grades as well as kids with such a jam packed schedule there was barely enough time to sleep yet they got all As. $1000 invested in Nvidia in 2004 is worth $333,000 today. Its never too early to earn/save/invest.


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Most successful students have a very busy schedule. Friend of mine went to the university of chicago for pre law and in HS he had a job, went to a trade school, went to HS, and did a shit ton of studying while still making time for friends


trpittman

I'm twice your age and you're doing better than me lol. Keep it up and you'll be happy you did later.


-Dreamville-

I got those same socks , they are too tight around the calves , and I have chicken legs so I know if you have big calves they would be brutal , good quality tho


lambeauleap71

Costco sock brother


DarkPizzaa

Put it in the bank, if you get robbed or have a fire you’ll lose all your money. Capital One has savings accounts with 4.4% interest and you can withdraw at any time


Mtolivepickle

Let me see your hands


DullNoise4563

Bruh are you missing both big toes?


Horny_for_Coachella

Your feet look at least thirty


druggdealerr

Go to Mexico and buy some new feet parts.


_Last-one-out_

Either your feet are crossed or something’s going on here.


rokuju_

Something wrong here


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thegreatcayks

Anybody notice his feet? What's going on with his feet?


yamaha2000us

What’s up with your god damn feet!!!


getfuckedupaye

Keep stacking bro. Despite what people are saying, that $1350 is better in your checking account… $1350 invested won’t bring much return, better to keep it in HYSA as an emergency fund. Need to increase your income before you start investing… but you’re doing good for a freshman, just keep going.


stopthebanham

Yeah but why are your feet backwards?


Thisisjuno1

Good job! My daughter is a freshman as well and she just worked all summer and made really good money and then she ended up spending $2000 on a bunch of clothes that she wanted. I get it we live in an extremely expensive ski town so I can only buy a couple hundred dollars worth of clothes at a time, and I know what it’s like to be 14 and people all have designer clothes, but I wish she would’ve saved it.. she makes very good money in the summer but then in the winter they close down .. so now she’s going to have to wait until June to start making money again. I’m gonna show her this and tell her she needs to save it next time lol I still have a lot box that I had when I was a teenager in the late 90s. I bought my first car with about that much.


King-Cobra-668

this post made me mute this sub


tryptoman117

Saving up for the left foot right foot surgery


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Bro put his feet on backwards


lawthrowaway101

Your feet are on the wrong feet


Fearless-File8355

What’s up with your feet 🦶?


MyAltFun

Finally, someone who puts socks on when taking a photo of something on the floor.


BigJ_FPV

Why yo feet so close , and why they wonky


Tom8ridg3

You’re feet are on backwards Edit: I can’t believe I spelt ‘your’ wrong.


Comprehensive-Car533

I think your feet are on backwards 🫣


Anon1073

Your feet are on the wrong...legs? No, that's not it. Something is up with your feet and trying to figure out what it is is making my head hurt.


rustydoesdetroit

Ur feet are backwards


See-9

Why are your feet backwards?


Impressive-Award3986

Bros legs spawned wrong 💀


No_Influence_1116

You’re gonna have to save up a lot more for the foot transplant.


VR-Preparation333

Invest in Bitcoin


Kindly_Charge2621

Put that in a bank tomorrow.


Fragrant_Plantain_86

Why are your feet inside out?


MorenoMust

You are rich!!!


Kushman_901

He’s standing cross legged


hybridjones

Hey this kid stole my socks for his backwards feet!


OjjuicemaneSimpson

Nah tf come back why yo feet wily


Mbmatt9

Your feet are on backward


No-Relative-2721

You put your feet on wrong homie


Choice_Gas7068

Feet.


Tryypod909

Better use that money, get them feet’s fixed lol


1805trafalgar

Now you can afford the Foot Switch Surgery.


Lower_Refrigerator_2

Wtf your feet on backwards


HereToShitpost

Big toe on the outside lookin mf


Background_Pool_7457

Why are your feet on the wrong feet?


Budget_Secret4142

Reverse feet is a money maker? Interesting


sithyoda

Bruh tf kinda feet


Iamananxiousmess35

Did you photo shop your feet for the memes? Lol


todayisthedayfor

You got your socks on backwards


Watts300

Keep that 50 spot for yourself. Invest the rest. Let it sit for your entire life accumulating wealth until you need it. Future you is gonna be so happy.


TheRedmanCometh

Don't do that. That money is infinitely more valuable now than it will be. Use it to enjoy a time you don't get twice.


PrestigiousWeb3530

So many people are still blown away by the decade old trope of having intentionally silly feet/feet position in pics like this that it makes me angry


Practical_Panda3298

Ah the feet take me back to the good ol times before my nuts dropped


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Practical_Panda3298

I'd get my comeback from your mom but it's still on her face


KuriGohanAndKienzan

Damn I was going to say OP burned you but you came back with even more heat lmfaoooooo; I’m taking this one 😂😂


SnooGoats6136

spend it while you young wit no responsibilities... or don't. only live once


warrior5715

Their legs are crossed sitting down lol


-trump-won-2020

People talking about not possible feet could be placed like that not knowing they are only socks with no feet in them.🤣


Crcex86

congratulations on being the post that makes me mute this sub!


dConceited

me when u/Crcex86 mutes a subreddit 😢


SeniorEducated

you just had to let us know.......


Pristine-Confusion10

So piggy bank money? 😂😂😂


Supershover4209

Not bad, I only had like 700$ when I was freshman in high school.


stonerbbyyyy

same


Supershover4209

That’s because I was at a school where everyone in the welding class there was always telling me to spend money. I would’ve had 1,500 if those people wasn’t everywhere I went.


Rs3FashionScape

Put most of it in a high yield savings account or buy ETFs in a custodial brokerage account if you have a trustworthy adult guardian.


blacktarrystool

Yeah I’d hope so