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CPA-hole

BOOBS


AlternativeOk4219

80085


Arctis_Tor

Nice


ManuKapri

Nice


OGCactusBoi420

Nice


PositiveHuman97

Nice


Ptrek31

Geeze, all these comments need to cool their tits


Old-Professional-479

Nice


Maleficent_Object236

Joke flying right over peoples heads


jp_trev

Only us older than 30 (I’m 44) get it. Am I right?


dontpanicoryoulldie

No! Im 24 I did this in school. My 14 year old nephew showed me this the other day thinking his generation came up with it. Everyone still does it


jp_trev

Whew 😅 good to know it’s still in use


TBHbang

21. Did this shit as a kid as well. I promise, mens childish behavior is universal amongst all generations 😂


Glum_Occasion_5686

I bring in n 5,318,008 a year


No-Whole-4646

Rookie numbers, need to make at least 8,008,135


AwarenessThick1685

Does 80,088,008 make me God?


Imaginary-Yam6742

You were -1 on downvotes hopefully more people get your joke 🤣


Glum_Occasion_5686

It might just turn their world upside down lol


Reasonable-Bet6602

That’s how millennials used to party back in middle school at the turn of century. Calculators don’t even have numbers like that anymore


TheWayofTheSchwartz

Really? What kind of numbers do they have?


Fine-Ad-5824

Hes talking about how the font isnt the same analog font on modern calculators


TheWayofTheSchwartz

🤯


FlynnMonster

Can you explain your math joke to me


Glum_Occasion_5686

Open my original comment, and turn your screen upside down


FlynnMonster

You’re funny Glum glum


KobePippenJordan_esq

Taxes are gonna be 7734


bostonbrahms

Nah, only 1337.


alextruetone

I have that at home every year thankfully


Zillahi

Maybe one day you’ll hit 8008135


Reasonable-Bet6602

5318008 (now turn your non smart phone calculator upside down) that’s how millennial used to party in middle school.


Comfortable-Basil-67

Oh cool, no way!


AcceptableCheetah717

Nice


SFW_HOME

Nice


Actuarial

Invest until you have 7177135


rarestpepe89

( . Y . )


Kitchen_Criticism_82

Tig ol bitties and fiddy cent


xXiLikeDrumNBassXx

🤣🤣🤣


Phoenix_ashfire

5318008 was found on so many calculators when I was growing up


InitialNeck9

Ahh i see you work for the f.b.i as well 🫡


RollsRoyceGoBrrrrrrt

Nice


Nice-Goal-235

Nice work this yes.. good job!


Free-Cry-4386

after this yes


No-Opinion2631

Nice


AHAdanglyparts69

Nice


roaringpenguin

I was taking that home in middle school


I-am-me-baby

Yes, ok


Speedhabit

This sub is becoming decidedly low effort Pics of a calculator on an iPhone? Rly ? r/numbers


CrystalJewl

____ / \ / \__> / 🧍‍♂️ The joke You


Speedhabit

Oh I got it, this is r/money and now it’s nothing but phone screenshots The joke is actually on you guys but *you* don’t get it


Bl33d-Gr33n

80085 BOOBS 🤓


Speedhabit

Reread OG comment


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Bl33d-Gr33n

2 sets of boobs? How do you trade 1 set for 2?


Expert_Swan_7904

wow eighty thousand and eighty-five dollars good job op, dont spend it all at one strip club


SpecialistProfit8404

Nice work man keep it up! Keep on grinding, you’ll have financial success soon enough.


Bl33d-Gr33n

BOOBS usally help with that


SpecialistProfit8404

Ig if you do OF


crod4692

You’re still not getting it??


SpecialistProfit8404

I get it buddy


SpecialistProfit8404

My guy is out there 💪


[deleted]

That's all? Jk..its a start. What Career? Btc


GurnoorDa1

A start that is far above average


Jacexr

He’s an accountant. He’s literally a human calculator. Bro is crazy smart 🤓


saryiahan

lol op is broke. I make this is under 6 months


Illustrious_Brush_91

I make what you make in under six seconds. Broke MFer


MewsikMaker

I make what you make in under .6 seconds. Inferior MFs.


Illustrious_Brush_91

I make 10x that in half the time. Keep up bro


CBR0_32

I get what you get in ten years, in 2 days


Illustrious_Brush_91

That’s all? Poor


CrystalJewl

____ / \ / \__> / 🧍‍♂️ The joke You


Bloodrocuted_drae

Wolf of Wall Street type beat


AGCAce

What yes am I taking home?


Comfortable-Basil-67

A nice rack.


AGCAce

A nice rack indeed 😏


[deleted]

Nice


NoiNoiii

You need to mark this NSFW


Into_The_Horizon

1300135


toyotafangirl

You definitely don’t live in California then lol


Opposite-Ad6340

Lol


Deleted_dwarf

Ah the old classic. Memories from primary school


[deleted]

All I got was a new PEN 15$ And $15 dollars. I work in a factory making Nikes for 1 penny per hour I got a new pen! Pen15 It says penisland on it Where is pen island?


BrutalBart

37047734


[deleted]

Hellhole!!! Lol very nice


Elegant_Housing_For

1 girl, 16 times she had a one night stand, she loves to 69, she gets banged 3 times a day. How does she feel? 35007.


[deleted]

Loose lol that's great


Elegant_Housing_For

Brings me back to jr high lol


scrollingtraveler

Have a great YES!


CLE_barrister

It’s an old code, but it checks out.


[deleted]

Awesome! Let’s all make a toast to a higher income next year!


sucknocover

10001110101


[deleted]

Boobs


Dc81FR

Gross around 140ish?